>If you have any [ ], now's the time!
cuckjuice
>>67803924
Other variation:
>If you have any last [ ], now's the time!
>>67803988
>take the shot!
>b-but i don't have a clear shot sir!
>i said take the shot!
>>67804022
>i've only got one shot left!
>make it count!
>intense sex scene
>characters are not even naked
or
>you can't see any nipples or sex organs
>>67803924
>character uses public toilet
>doesn't hoverbog to stop his ass touching aids infected seat
>>67803924
>>67803987
i read this in harrison ford's voice
>>67804109
>dumb frogposter
>doesn't understand movie rating system
>at a bar
>"Give me a beer!"
>character takes shoes and socks off
>dead skin shavings don't go everywhere
>>67804121
Yeah, you're right, it's really Han Solo(ish).
>>67804153
>is given a beer
>takes a few sips
>opens wallet and takes out some money
>puts it besides the unfinished drink
>leaves
why
>someone lights a cigarette
>doesn't finish it
or
>throw it away after a few seconds
basically this: >>67804234
>>67804234
Name just ONE movie where this happens!
>people meeting eachothers
>"How you do?" or other variations
>no answer
>>67804102
>I'm out of bullets!
>take my gun!
>>67804359
>it's an American people exchanging meaningless pleasantries episode
>>67804346
Name seven where it doesn't, faggot.
>>67804359
I heard it's a common thing in the USA... isn't it?
>>67804367
More like:
>protagonist can't get out of bullets
Every time in the '90s...
>"Do you hear that?"
>"No"
>"Exactly"
>"It's quiet. Too quiet"
>"Are you thinking what I am thinking?"
>*something ridiculous, clearly not relevant for what the character was thinking at all*
>>67804417
Star Wars I-VII
You're welcome!
>>67804446
>>"Do you hear that?"
>>"No"
>>"Exactly"
>>"It's quiet. Too quiet"
Best ones.
>american movie
>people use shoes inside
>>67804489
>american movie
>they go to the cinema
>the designated shooter isn't there
>"Your father was involved in a lot of groundbreaking, controversial research before he suddenly died/disappeared..."
>main character discovers hideout/documents of said departed parent and/or missing parent himself
>You just don't get it, do you?
>defusing bomb
>actually has a countdown timer
>cuts one of the colored wires
>counter speeds up
>has a difficult time choosing which last wire to cut
>manages to cut the correct wire just a few seconds away from reaching zero
>When you don't have any warriors
>"Stay here"
>doesn't
>>67804613
>protag's father/older brother is an uptight genius
>protag is smarter than genius father/older brother but laid back about it like it's no big deal
>disaster movie in USA
>statue of liberty breaks apart
>Vietnam war movie
>"some folks are born" plays
>If you have arrays called any, now's the time?
You didn't properly instantiate any[]. Is it an array of chars, of ints, of floats?
>"It's not possible."
>"No, it's necessary."
>"I quit!"
>"You can't quit, I've fired you!"
>"You can't die!"
>>67804975
God bless you
>>67804975
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhgGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>we need to talk
>*turns off tv*
>>67804367
>do you know how to use one of these?
>>67804975
>tfw snobbish pretentious douche of a lecturer constantly pronounced chars as "CARS" instead of "chaars"
>tfw now in the habit of pronouncing it as cars
>tfw accidentally say cars out loud when discussing programs at work
>tfw colleagues laugh
>"I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you"
>"Is that all you've got?"
>"We've got company"
>"X is my middle name"
>"I wouldn't do that if I were you"
>"Get outta there (, she's gonna blow!)"
>"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way"
>>67803924
>>67803987
>>67804022
>>67804102
>>67804109
>>67804117
>>67804145
>>67804153
>>67804207
>>67804234
>>67804276
>>67804359
>>67804367
>>67804415
>>67804446
>>67804469
>>67804489
>>67804566
>>67804613
>>67804646
>>67804682
>>67804694
>>67804749
>>67804843
>>67804856
>>67804871
>>67804975
>>67804990
>>67805056
>>67805126
>>67805139
>>67805177
>>67805214
never happened
>>67805177
>chars
>being too lazy to say characters
>>67805056
more like
>You're fired!
>No - I quit!
>hold it... hold iiit...
>BUT SIR, THEY'RE-
>HOLD IT!!!
>>67805244
You're gay
>>67805244
all me btw
>>67805214
perfection
>local cops hanging around crime scene
>suddenly dickwad FBI shows up
>"this is our crime scene now. how about you all get back to jerking off your fairy faggot friends and let us handle this. oh, and stay the fuck out of our way"
>local cops use their superior street knowledge and lack of bureaucracy to solve the crime before the feds can
>>67805355
It's funny, because many times the exact opposite happens.
For example: X-files.
>american movie
>cop chase scene
>excessive amount of cars
>one cop car blows up
>atleast two cop cars crashes into eachothers
>atleast one is airborne and lands on its roof
>the car being chased gets away if it contains the protagonist, if not, one cop car is able to chase it all the way
>>67805553
>you were reckless!
>you destroyed half that city block!
>And it's comin' outta YOUR paycheck, pal!
>>67805600
>you're off the case!
>but captain
>there's nothin' I can do! The DA is all over my ass over this and the mayor is up for reelection this year!
>>67805553
kek, this
>>67805553
>car flies of a cliff or is in the air for some reason
>slo-mo with no sound
>>67805724
>car explodes
>next 3 shots are of the same explosion taken at different angles
>I GOT THE DA BREATHIN' DOWN MY NECK
>>67805795
>last shot is of the stunt doubles diving through the air in slow motion with the explosion in the background
>throws man out of plane
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO WELL
>>67804613
Fucky you, amazing spidey man 2
>>67805286
I legit love this one.
>telephone ringing
>picks it up
>"Hello?"
>"It's me"
>villain begins laughing maniacally
>in a hilarious and ironic turn of events he begins to choke on his own spit henceforth cutting his laughter short
>>67805995
>throws man out of plane
Did you even watch the movie?
>>67806216
As if any of us ever watches movies. You're on /tv/ afterall, you know that?
>>67803924
>Movie about Greek Gods
>Heracles is named Hercules
>>67806216
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>67806064
Titan A.E.
Tron: Legacy
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
How to Train your Dragon 2
Alladin and the King of Thieves
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Iron Man 2
>viking movie
>their helmets have horns
>>67804346
The Big Lebowski.
>>67806110
I always do this, to the point where it causes me significant discomfort if I have to call people who will not be able to recognize my voice
>>67806216
>did you even watch the movie?
It would've sounded retarded explaining the ruse.
>>67806724
>he explains himself to anonymous strangers on the internet
way to be a cuck, son
>>67803924
arrays?
>>67806216
>Watching movies
>>67808869
Ban this faggot.
