YOU DID WHAT SON? YOU SAVED A BUS FULL OF CHILDREN DYING? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? HOW DARE YOU SAVE THOSE KIDS. YOU SHOULD HAVE LET THAT BUS DROWN TO THE FUCK BOTTOM OF THE RIVER. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED INTO THEIR EYES AS THEY LAY HELPLESS IN THAT BUS KNOWING FULL WELL AS A ALIEN GOD THAT YOU COULD EASILY SAVE THEM. A GOOD SAMERITAN WOULD HAVE WATCHED THEM DIE AND DO NOTHING. THAT'S WHAT HUMANITY IS ALL ABOUT. WATCHING SOMEONE'S DEMISE BEFORE YOUR EYES AND DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT TO BE A BYSTANDER
>deleting the only good thread
the fuck is wrong with the mods
This meme is really dank
>>67790453
Post some of the stuff from the last thread
>>67790453
I know I was laughing my ass off
Why did mods delete the other thread. We were actually having a discussion
>>67790425
Dances with Ayn Rand was a terrible father.
>YOU DIE WHAT SON
"I get it dad. I should save these human's lives by destroying this fucking city to ground watching them as they die from falling rubble and get their skulls and bodies crushed the fuck in as I a savoir among men cause said destruction by killing a man who is also trying to destroy these said people. I finally understand what you mean daddy."
Why was the joker raising superman
Drowning horses, son.
>>67790782
kill yourself
>>67790782
My sides
>"Dad, you're bleeding! I'll get help!"
>"No, Bruce! This city... It needs an example... A tragedy that can alert them to the corruption that is threatening to take over. And you... You need a goal... Something to compel you to fight for Gotham and its people. That's me. I'm more valuable dead than alive. So don't save me, Bruce. Avenge me."
>i don't understand human emotions: the thread
>>67790818
Zack go to bed
>"If Men's World is in danger, shouldn't we help them?"
>"I've been to Men's World before, Diana. Their savagery, their lust, their ambition, their very nature prevents them from sustaining their existence. Man is an abomination. The gods' greatest mistake. It's a wounded horse that, rather than being allowed to die its natural death, it's being kept alive... Agonizing, withering, craving for rest. It was once our mission to perpretate this. But we've had enough. Enough oftheir depravity, violence and cruelty. We chose to euthanise the human race. We will let them burn themselves to the ground. Maybe the gods can create something worthier off of their ashes."
STOP INVINCIBLE SON
HUMANS ARENT WORTH SAVING IN FACT FUCK THEM AND FUCK THE JEWS SPECIFICALLY KIKE BASTARDS
Anyone else feel like Snyder really went off the rails here?
>>67790823
Heh I laughed
>>67790782
this is what capeshit does to your brain
>"Dad, I promise you, I'll find the man who killed mom and I will prove your innocence."
>"No, Barry. If 20 years in Iron Heights have taught me anything, it is that the true prison, the one you can't escape from, is the one inside your mind. And I've been in prison every day I spent with your mother. I've hated her in secret since before you were born, Barry. Every day I left home, I thought about running and never looking back. I only didn't do it because I couldn't do that to you. But now you're an adult. Now you can walk on your own. Barry, the truth is I've never felt more free. I didn't kill your mother, but I sure am glad she is dead. And that's why I belong here. So my advice to you is... Let it go. Run away. And never look back."
>>67790863
Yeah. There was no need for the Jew thing, man. No need. Snyder just needs to chill sometimes.
Corny as fuck
>"When I grow up, I'll be as brave as you, dad!"
>"Brave? I'm not brave, Hal. I'm weak. When I was in Afghanistan, me and my wingman were sent on our F-16s to scout the enemy lines. The insurgents had anti-aircraft weapons, caught us by surprise. His plane was shot down, mine was damaged, but still had enough fight in it. As I circled around, I saw my wingman, my friend. He was signaling me for help. And I could've, Hal. I could've flown down there and grabbed him. But then I thought... "What if?" What if I took another shell and got stranded too? What if I leaked out all my fuel and we couldn't haul ass? What if I got myself shot trying to fly low? Fight or flight, kid. And I didn't fight. I left him there, flew back to the base, tried to gather some men. By the time a specialized team got there, they had already killed him, torn him apart limb by limb, left his head behind as a warning. I couldn't handle it. Couldn't fly anymore, got sent back home. Got to kiss my wife and play with my kids, and he didn't. Every day I spend with you, I feel like I'm on borrowed time. I felt hollow. Then I got an offer to fly a plane, a plane no one had ever flown before. And it clicked. That was it. That could be my way out. That's what I think every time I step on a cockpit. "Maybe this is the day I die. Maybe this is the day I make things right with him". That's why I need to fly, Hal. It's the only time I'm ever free from the guilt. I ain't afraid of dying. I'm afraid of living."
>>67790919
Still funny
>"Why am I different from everyone else, dad."
>"Because you're a bastard, Arthur. The bastard son of the surface and the ocean. Your mother is the queen of a place where no human is allowed to go. Her people would shed her blood for allowing a surfacer to taint her, and yours, for existing. It was easier for her to leave your behind, dismissive you as a fever dream. And me? I'm not made for society, kid. I did a lot of bad things and burned a lot of bridges to end up here. A lighthouse keeper in the end of the world. I took care of you when your mother left, but I'm not cut out to raise you. With all the stuff you can do, you don't belong here among us. And with all the stuff you can't do, you don't belong there, among them. You'd be a freak no matter where you go. You're alone, Arthur. Forever. And if you're smart, you're gonna learn from that. And it'll make you stronger."
>"Dad, what have you done to me? You made me some sort of cyborg."
>"I did what I had to do, Victor. I'm a man of science. I've dedicated my whole life to building a better world. You're my creation, my legacy, and I couldn't lose you to a fatality of fate. Not when I had to technology to make you whole again. To make you better. You are the first transhuman, Victor. The perfect fusion of man and machine. You finally have a purpose rather than wasting away all the potential I passed onto you. You can change the world. You were a disappointment to me once, son. Don't disappoint me again."
>M-maybe Martha will be better
>YOU DON'T OWE THE WORLD ANYTHING CLARK, YOU SHOULD JUST FUCK OFF AND LET THEM ALL DIE
>"Son, watching people meet their demise is the most heroic thing. Bringing demise to them by say destroying a city is a brave act. Snapping necks is god like heroism
>"I love you too Walter, You're the best kid a Mother could ever have"
>Why do you hate me son?
>I told you to let those fuckers burn but you didn't. Now look, some jumped up kike in a bat costume is trying to kill you. Well, I'll give you the same advice I gave to your half brother Jerome. Fuck the police and godspeed you crazy negro bastard.
>>67791121
Kek
I think Man of Steel and Batman v Superman are both amazing movies in the way they manage to contain so much work and possible symbolism and yet end up completely empty.
>>67790933
This is actually not badly written.
>>67790425
>THAT'S WHAT HUMANITY IS ALL ABOUT.
You jest but it's true.
>>67791357
It's not, we don't just watch people die and do nothing, we enjoy other people suffering.
Only weirdo sociopaths can't feel anything.
>>67791407
Thanks for the correction. I'll see you in hell.
>>67790823
Is this Phil? Lol
>Kal, I just want to rebuild our people
>NO! FUCK OUR PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! RRAHSFHASFASGASDG
>tears in the rain...
>EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT
it's so sad bros ;_; why is superman so mean
face it marvelcucks DC makes more money. better films and gets more critical acclaim. your little "jokes" wont change that
>So Kal, we were thinking about rebuilding Krypton on Earth, but since it's already populated by a sentient species, we'll settle for Mars, what do you thin-
>KRYPTON HAD ITS CHANCE! MUAHAHAHAH! *shoots lazers*
"Snapping necks will bring justice to all Clark. Fucking snap every neck you see son"
>>67790425
>YOU SHOULD HAVE LET THAT BUS DROWN TO THE FUCK BOTTOM OF THE RIVER.
You nailed Costner's tone.
>>67791771
Kek
>"Dad, today I saw a bus full of passengers fell off a cliff. I didn't save them."
>"That's my son. Martha! Move your ass and make us a sandwich you lazy bitch!"
I love this thread
>>67790823
WTF why is Robert Downey Jr in a DC movie?
I actually liked Man of Steel, but Pa Kent was such a shit and poorly written character. His death will always remain the lowest point of DCEU.
>Oh no our dog is stuck in the car, don't worry my invincible son, I'll risk my life to save it while you stand 10 metres away complaining like a faggot cause THE WORLD IS NOT READY
>>67792473
≥but son when the world is ready, fucking rekt that city the shreds man. Kill all those people in there. Snap some necks for justice
>>67792165
>a sandwich
>not hero cake
You were almost there, anon
>>67790425
You're destined for great things, my invincible son.
One day, you will break another weird alien's neck in front of a family and cry like a faggot.
Now watch me stand perfectly still as this tornado swallows me, indestructible son.
>DON'T WORRY ZOD, I KNOW THIS WORLD IS TOO HARSH FOR YOUR SENSES BUT JUST LISTEN TO MY VOICE AND FOCUS SO YOU ARE UNAFFECTED BY IT SO WE CAN KILL 300,000 PEOPLE TOGETHER LATER
>>67791771
what the fuck is up with the abundance of quality threads right now?
>>67790834
STOP RETARDED ANON
>Son, my ghost is going to tell you a story you never could never have possibly known while it stares at a rock grave on a mountain
>nobody on /tv/ will ever talk about it either my son
>>67791771
>>67791771
absolutely fantastic
anon, you made my night
>>67792682
My sides are hurting cause of this thread
>>67791771
>>67791717
You should have let those kids drown!
>>67792681
>This planet's environment makes us literal gods? Time to terraform to get rid of that environment. Why? Because getting used to having godlike powers hurts for a couple minutes and who can bother putting up with that?
>>67790782
BRUH
>I don't think that was peach tea
>"Well congrats Clark. You just saved another worthless life. You know what? You could've ignored them and spent your time giving Lois the fuck of her life right now. After all, she's the only one who understand you, isn't she? Dad was right. The world is not ready."
>WE ARE ALIENS FROM ANOTHER WORLD BUT DEMAND THAT LOIS "THE LIVING PLOT DEVICE" LANE COME ABOARD OUR SHIP TO SABOTAGE IT
>"son justice can be served with a nice hot neck snap. Snapping necks and cashing checks. That's my motto "
I don't get this meme? Spoonfeed me bls
This meme is too dank
Jonathan "Snap Necks with Intent" Kent
>>67793082
its basically straw manning shitty plots
>>67790425
>>67790425
"Wait, wait, wait. Get a pic of me in front of this swirling death cone, invincible son."
>>67793082
Fine wisdom from Pa Kent
>BRUCE BRUCE
>SAVE THE CHEERLEADER SAVE THE WORLD
>>67793044
>THIS IS A TOP SECRET MILITARY PLANE AND WE ARE LAUNCHING AN ALIEN NUKE ONTO AN ALIEN SPACE SHIP, PLEASE COME ABOARD LOIS LANE
>>67792924
>this power is to great for any man, we must terraform the earth to ensure that our power does not destroy humanity
based hero man
>>67793082
pa kents dialogue is shit at getting his point across
he's trying to say to clark that he can't let people find out about him before he's ready to be superman in the bus scene, and then in
>stop my invincible son
he knows that clark is a little shit who isn't ready to be humanities hero and so stops clark from rescuing him, because he knows that it would be the tipping point into clark being superman too early and fucking it up, as we see in man of steel
they're reasonable points presented in the worst way possible
>>67790425
>Tell her...to throw the Kryptonite stick...in the water...
>>67790425
>people will actually defend John Kent in Man of Murder
his character makes absolutely no sense and is the exact opposite of what he should be
>>67793082
Superman and batman used to never ever kill anyone. Now they are pretty blood thirsty. Also Superdad did some retarded shit.
>>67793254
I like this new meme
>>67793314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc
>>67790425
Can you actually stand right next to a tornado without getting sucked in long before it's cone hits you?
>>67793272
>and then ask for it back
>>67790425
Kill those kikes Clark. Like I drowed those horses just for fun. make them feel with your laser eyes what a pizza and their ancestor felt inside the ovens
>>67793350
>new
the movie's been out for 3 years
STOP, NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE ALIEN CREATURE WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE A HUMAN! Don't save me. I am going to needlessly sacrifice myself to protect a secret that nobody actually knows about. You don't need a father figure in your life, you should wander around aimlessly and become a homeless man, only using your powers to punish truckers in the middle of nowhere. Don't worry about Martha, I'm sure one of the neighbors will start fucking her.
>>67790782
HIS FUCKING RECEDING HAIRLINE
>>67793525
But this meme wasn't around. Just the stop son one
>>67792924
> I don't get it, Zod. You are godlike as long as Earth stays the way it is. Why would you reject such power and try to create a new Krypton? What reason could you have for doing such a thing?
> You want to know the reason, Kal-El? Because power corrupts, because the easier saving or destroying a life becomes, the more it loses its value. No matter how noble your cause or how benign your nature, in the end the poison of unilimited power will twist you into a tyannical monster, a creature that can only force his will into others through absolute power, claiming to work for "greater good". You want to know why I despise godlike power? Then look into a mirror, "hero".
Truly the hero we didn't deserve.
>>67792681
>tfw pa kent isn't death and he is the one behind everything
>>67793531
I don't recall this meme
>>67793584
> DON'T YOU GET IT, CLARK? IT WAS ME, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! THE FINAL TEST YOU MUST FACE! NOW, MY SON, COME TO ME, A MERE OLD MAN WITH NO POWER OR WAYS OF DOING ANYTHING AGAINST YOU, STRIKE ME DOWN AND FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!
>>67793047
>>67790425
"Tell that dumb ginger bitch not to throw the stick on the water. Like my pile of rocks? They remind me of dead horses."
>>67792924
Memes aside, Zod was the only good part of Man of Genocide
>>67793782
>WAIT LEMME FINISH STACKING THESE ROCKS FIRST!
>>67790425
Now compare MoS Pa Kent with smallville kent https://youtu.be/xQ5C4sGh-SU
I have never seen so much schizophrenia and autism in one thread.
>>67793584
That's the most stupid shit ever.
It was obviously the dog, the fucker faked being struck inside the car in order to force Pa Kent to sacrifice himself.
>>67793993
*stuck
>>67793925
>not a single mention of drowning horses, rocks, or fucking Martha to make the bad dreams go away
Dropped.
>>67793992
It's a meme you dip
>>67793992
>schizophrenia
Do you even know what that is?
>>67793992
Zack pls go
>>67793992
First time on 4chan I see
>>67793992
r u a schizophrenia?
>>67793850
Are you for real? The casting was atrocious. Faora was the only good thing about MOS.
>>67793925
https://youtu.be/C8Ab20BZUCU
More good pa kent
"Niggers are killing this planet"
This thread is gold
>>67794106
>>67794127
>>67794138
So much triggered autism.
Don't cry little babies.
>>67794264
>I don't understand memes
>"Dad why are people so cruel?"
>"The world is not ready, son"
>"I have all this superpower and I want to help them. What should I do to remain good in this cruel world? What if someday I snap and start a tyrannical regime? Will my power corrupt me? How should I act within political borders between nations? Is there any other way to inspire people other than flexing my muscle? I know the world is not ready, but what about me? Am I ready to face the world?"
>"Drowning horses, son"
>".....would you show me the neck breaker technique again dad?"
>>67794264
/tv/ truly is the easiest board to bait
>>67794264
How new are you
This doesn't have anything to do with your destiny, Clark, but I feel this is important to tell you. There was a flood at the farm, and I went over the river and purposely diverted it so it would flood the horse farm. I waited in anticipation. Martha made me a hero cake, I didn't really want it. Anyway, something remarkable happened to me. I heard the horses drowning. I heard them gurgling as they struggled for air, then after several minutes there was silence. I had the biggest, hardest erection ever in my life. Ever since then, when Martha and I have sex, I force her to make those same noises. So if you ever wondered why she does that, now you know. Make sure not to tell anyone when I die, alright?
>>67792165
>I SAID MAKE US SOME FUCKING SANDWHICHES
>no please don't do this in front of our son
>SHUT UP YOU DAMN WHORE HE NEEDS TO SEE HOW A MAN IS SUPPOSED TO TREAT AN OUT OF LINE WOMAN
>NO PLEASE I'M SORRY JUST DON'T HIT ME IN FRONT OF CLARK
>YOU SHOULD HAVE GODDAMN THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE
>>67791717
None of these things are true.
>>67794264
I'll trigger my penis in your throat, if you know what I mean.
>>67794284
>i was pretending to be retarded
Never go full retard
>>67794355
I'm not that faggot, just pointing out he's clearly baiting like the triple nigger he is
>>67794347
But this is the internet, what kind of shitty human bean would lie on the internet? :(
>>67793925
Why cant we have this Jonathan Kent in the movie? Too perfect? Fuck off.
>>67790425
>"Start using Rogaine now, invincible son. Trust me; you'll need it."
>>67791225
Then you'll love true detective season 2, fucking pleb.
>>67793925
Is smallville any good?
>>67792580
He didn't drown any horses, so no hero cake.
>Son whatever you do, you must always protect the status quo. That is the only thing that matters. It doesnt matter how many people are dying of disease or hunger or violence that is the result of poverty. The West must always have the lions share of the worlds wealth.
>Say it with me, Shout it! STATUS QUO! STATUS QUO! STATUS QUO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUUGDRxJnFU
Where did it all go so wrong? How could everyone involved with Man of Murder missed the point so badly?
>>67794704
I can't tell if he's a bad actor, or Zack is bad at directing him.
>>67790425
Maybe he was actually trying to commit suicide because he wanted to get away from his bitch wife and the alien monster.
>>67794920
Of course that's what he wanted
>>67794586
The first seasons are quite good. Later it drags for too long but still got a bunch of really good moments. Also best Pa Kent and Lex and based lionel luthor.
Also chloe is best girl
>>67794329
>"Sam would never do that to me"
>"Your ex-boyfriend is dead, Martha. Bury it. Consider this mercy"
>"Cool lines Dad. I'm stealing that."
>>67794920
His life all went downhill when he drowned his fucking neighbors
>>67793422
Nope. And an underpass is exactly the worst place to be when a tornado hits. It's like Jonathan Kent wants people to die.>tfw you realize that Jonathan Kent was secretly the Joker all along
>The most important things in life are snapping necks and breaking pelvises with your super dick, son.
>>67794849
I think its both.
He only seems to excel when hes playing a character without emotions.
>>67795027
Kek
>>67795013
Poor Horses family.
>son the world isn't ready for what you are, you can't be a hero...not until the world's ready
>b-but dad, what about the 1949-57 superhero organization called the Justice society of america? In fact, ma has a poster of Scott Allen aka green lantern, a hero powered by a mystical space rock and there's also hawkman, an alien space-cop, I really don't see the need to...
>FUCKING LET THEM DIE CLARK. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67795027
>Son, if you ever hear a CIA agent... Hold on son I'm feeling a bit of deja-vu
>If you ever hear a CIA agent who is about to be shot in the face next to Lois Lane, don't save him
>bit make sure to save Lois in the same place when HER life is threatened
>>67795204
>deja vu
So is doomsday the big guy of that universe?
>>67795204
>Son whatever you do the CIA must always be made to look like heros for the American movie going audience.
>If they knew the truth about the fucked up shit these guys do they might not be so blindly patriotic.
>Now come have a swim with your old dad.
>kill them all invincible son
what did he mean by that?
>>67795312
Since it's grimdark and edgy Snyder's interpretation of CIA dies. And so does his interpretation of Bane.
>>67793925
Holy fuck he's so good at being a dad
Is Zack Snyder some kind of retard?
>>67793544
he's going to be perfect for the role of vegeta
>No, Clark. Let me die. The screams of the horses still haunt my dreams, let them end. Let my torment stop. I shall soon be free.
>>67793186
>instantly recognize him as the Flash
>leaving the theatre afterward
"Anon who was that?"
>The Flash
"Really? I thought it was Robin. Because Robin is Batman's side kick"
>It's clearly the Flash. You can see it's the same guy in the security footage in Lex Luther's Flash folder
"I don't remember that scene. Oh well I guess we'll see who's right when the next movie comes out"
>No, we'll see right now. Because I'm right. I just am. It's not fucking up to debate
>>67795691
I don't understand normies. Do they just not pay attention during movies?
>>67795474
DELETE THIS
>>67795691
I had the same discussion with someone about that Thanos stinger in Avengers.
That guy though it was Red Skull.
>>67795684
> I lied Clark, there were no horses on the neighbours's farm. The ones who drowned...were the children, Clark.
>>67795691
>even capeshit goes over his head
How to know you frequentt terminally retarded people
>>67795720
Also what was up with that scene anyway? Was it the Flash time traveling or a dream? Why would Bruce dream of a time traveling Flash? How or why would Flash time travel into a dream? Are they going to explain it with a singular line of bullshit later on or just act like it didn't happen?
>>67795474
I'm confused now. I feel weird. Why does this exist? I'm not turned on, I just can't stop looking at it
>>67795912
It was the Flash time traveling. You can still see papers flying around the room when Bruce wakes up the second time. As for explaining how he can time travel, he's pretty much always been able to do that. Speedforce, bitches.
AHH BRUCE, IT'S YOU HOLY SHIT THIS WORKED
THE JOKER KILLS LOIS LANE AND SUPERMAN GOES INSANE WITH POWER
KILL THE JOKER BEFORE THIS HAPPENS
GIT R DONE
>>67795956
Yeah I know he can time travel. I thought I saw a paper move on the second wake up but wasn't sure. But why did Bruce wake up from something that wasn't a dream?
>>67795691
I didn't get one thing from that scene.
What was Batman right about? Superman being a dick? But he was wrong about that.
>>67796025
Batman is DC's top dog so he's always right, even when he's wrong.
>>67796014
I would guess he passed out because he literally couldn't understand what was happening
Honestly I'm not sure
>>67796014
Flash punched him in the face.
>>67796052
>>67796025
When the flash tells Batman that he was right it was about something else later in the timeline. He realizes that afterwards that he's gone too far back in time. So batman isn't right yet about somebody but he will be.
>>67796025
He was right about him being a potential danger. In that future timeline, Superman's become a tyrant after the death of Lois Lane.
>>67795204
>Also, don't forget to let the murders that shot all those people, including your best bud Olson in the face get away. I know you can fly faster than a bullet, but they were driving motorcycles and trucks in the middle of a barren fucking desert with nothing around for miles. They'll definitely get away.
>>67797008
>And if a bat-themed vigilante ever shows up that you don't like and he is trying to catch some guys transporting dangerous shit and carrying gatlins and guns, make sure to stop the vigilante so you can threaten him into stopping his crusade instead of stopping the criminals. And don't even bother trying to catch them afterwards.
>>67797140
duh. Status Quo. That one Anon above mentioned how important that was to Pa Kent.
>>67795684
>>67795800
I'll be honest, I thought it was a Skrull with weird lighting. That's mb.
The benefit of using a board this shitty is that you get to watch the people who disagree with you, who have zero awareness, prove they are every bit the retarded garbage you accused them of being by displaying how bad and juvenile their sense of humor is, for example. It's like when a bootlicking /pol/ shitposter puts an anime girl with his shitpost.
>Every single person who disliked Man of Steel is moderately to severely brain damaged
Every time
>>67797502
I explained Magneto was Quicksilver's dad to my friends
They beat me up after and spanked my ass
I love this thread
>>67798010
see:
>>67797815
That's because you're retarded. Not something to be proud of, you easily amused chimp halfwit. You should have low self esteem, you earned it.
>>67798034
>I don't understand memes
No you're just a redditor
Does anyone have a link to the old thread?
I want to read all the previous jokes first.
Has DC ever made a villain as compelling as Man of Steel/BvS Superman? Can't wait to see what direction this all goes.
>>67798076
I'll look
>>67798102
Where did you learn to shitpost? ON A FARM?
>The savior of humanity
>The people who raised him tell him to let people die
>His real father wants him to be their Jesus who leads them as a ruler
>These role models definitely won't make the most powerful person on earth emotionally and morally confused
>He totally will be a good person guise
>>67798076
Got you fám
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67788114/#67788114
>>67792640
STOP INVINCIBLE HACK
Hey thanks for covering for me bro. I rode that tornado all the way up this mountain. Lol that stupid bitch thought I went back for the dog.
>>67798162
Thanks
>Movie explores actual moral dilemmas and notions of consequence
>The worst board on the internet hates it
>Every single "criticism" reflects a complete and total inability to understand anything that isn't found in a cartoon on Sunday morning
It really is the worst discussion forum online. Jesus, every single one of you is literally retarded. How does something become this bad? It's like stupidity is an active force of nature capable of vacuuming all intelligence out of any room it infects. I'd tell you all to kill yourselves, but you really deserve to suffer through your miserable lives.
>The original superhero
>His parents told him to let the children die
Real fucking Boy Scout.
>>67798268
calm down its just capeshit
>>67798268
>redditor tears
>redditor autism
>redditor butthurt
>My earliest superhero memory that I can summon up with any clarity was watching the Richard Donner Superman with my dad, and there’s this amazing shot after Pa Kent dies. It’s Clark standing in a wheat field with Ma Kent talking about how it's time for him to go, to be Superman. My dad, in a not-infrequent moment of poignancy says "People say it’s the yellow sun, but if you want to know where Superman really gets his power, it’s those fields."
>>67798268
>explore morality for a bit
>start burning people alive and snapping necks / destroying cities
brava
>>67798133
Zod was the saving grace along with Superman.
Just got done watching the Richard Donner Superman. Dear Christ, old Pa Kent really makes Snyder's Ayn Rand-reading dad look like an absolute fuck.
>You're here for a reason, son. Now I don't know what it is, but I know it isn't to score touchdowns
It's a shame, I do love Kevin Kostner, though.
Awfully selfish of Superman to spin the earth backwards just to save his crush. And with a warning from Jor-El not to. Seems like there should be consequences for that.
SON SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES IS A SIN. YOU NEED TO LET HUMANS SUFFER DEATH AS YOU A SPACE JESUS WATCH HOPELESSLY AS THEIR LIVES FLASH BEFORE THEIR EYES WHILE THEY SUFFER A TORTUROUS DEATH KNOWING THEY COULD BE SAVED ANY MOMENT BY YOU THE EPITOME OF A ALIEN MESSIAH.
>>67790782
>yfw you look at the top of his head
>>67798642
Oh god my sides
Whats up with his haaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAIR
>>67795016
Wait what? I've never heard that. You're shitting me.
>>67794984
>Yes. YES. Let me die Clark! Don't ever give empathy or mercy! If they weren't weak they wouldn't let themselves die!
>>67798926
If a tornado comes anywhere near an overpass from any angle, then basically every ounce of debris it's collected will end up smashed into every crevice of the overpass.
>>67799112
Well fuck.
>>67798926
http://www.weathersafety.ohio.gov/tornadosafety.aspx
>Many people mistakenly think that a highway overpass provides safety from a tornado. The reality is: an overpass may be one of the worst places to seek shelter from a tornado. An overpass as tornado shelter can put people at a greater risk of being killed or seriously injured by flying debris from the powerful tornado winds.
>>67794575
kek'd
>>67799263
>>67799112
What the fuck is Pa Kent's problem with people?
>>67799536
He tried to be a hero once, but the world fucked him in the ass and he ended up drowning a whole family.
Now he believes that wherever there must be death, there will be death, so fighting against it is pointless.
The proper course of action is allowing people to die, rather than trying to save them and be a "hero" only for other people to die anyway.
>>67799536
in my experience people who work hard hate those who work less than them
Can /tv/ admit that outside of BvS being a complete fuckup that DC > Marvel in pretty much every medium??
>>67799601
The last villain in DC is gonna be Pa Kent with the destroy humans to save them, since there is only suffering in this world scheme.
>>67799639
DCEU will be shit, every movie in it.
But yes I agree otherwise.
This moment and the bland-as-fuck Krypton were both in the trailer. Too this day I'm still flabbergasted at how anyone thought this was going to be a good movie.
>>67800005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wArmHSPIvlQ
this is why
