This actually looks pretty good.
>>67780912
>black
>woman
>American
>ginger
>old guy
>Stig
JUST
>>67780979
Also
>spic
>>67780912
It really doesn't.
Great diversity
>>67780912
Jesus christ everyone there is dressed so shitty that the dude in the motorcycle outfit looks the best
>>67780912
4/7
>>67780912
>that stupid fucking feminist shirt
>>67780912
literally everyone in the cast knows almost nothing about cars
what a shit show and a shitshow
>>67780912
It takes 7 people to make up the competency of 3 white guys
>>67780912
i like Matt LeBlanc, i hate Chris Evans, don't know the rest
if the banter and jokes are good i might watch it, but a woman kinda ruins the potential guy club chemistry, even is she is one of the most qualified people there
and i can't get over my hate of Chris Evans, i just dislike looking at him, he should have stayed in radio
Said no one
Ever
>>67781142
The black man looks normal, the short spic would look normal if he got a different pair of shoes toooobeeeeehonest
>>67780912
0/10
Are any of them even capable of driving decently? I have a hard time believing they'd be up for formula 1 like the old crew was.
>>67780912
Is that Joey Tribbiani?
Looks like a sad bunch of well doers.
>all these niggas hating on Sabine Schmitz who don't know she is an actual race driver and is based as fuck
>>67780912
Go shill on reddit, bbc.
Why the fuck is Matt LeBlanc there?
>In March 2015, The Guardian featured a satirical article calling for Schmitz to be the new presenter of Top Gear in order to gracefully cancel the show, concluding that "She has appeared from time to time on Top Gear in the past, and shown herself to possess exactly the right mix of knowledge and boisterousness for the job every time. Plus, she is both German and a woman, a combination of traits so alien to the majority of Top Gear viewers that the whole show would probably self-destruct within an hour of her taking the job. And surely, at this point, that would, as they say, be the best outcome for everyone involved.
HOLY FUCK
What kind of pose do you want us to do senpai?
Just fold your arms or CIA
>>67781669
>grauniad
It doesn't. Chris Evans is an annoying prat and the rest are literally whos except for Matt who is too good for this show.
I'll be watching Toppest Gear when it comes out on Amazon.
>>67781549
He's a huge car enthusiast and loves the show.
>>67780912
>nigger
>paki
no thank you.
As someone who watched Top Gear from 2002 till its end
Its looks like Top gear, but not having Jeremy commentating feels so SO wrong
>>67780979
>basketball american
>militant feminist
>joey from friends
>cuck
>jew
>syrian refugee
>stig
>>67780912
>woman
>better make sure everyone knows I'm a woman, so I'll wear a female symbol
>did I mention I'm a woman?
>United Kaliphate
>>67780912
Do you know what nemesis means?
>>67780912
>This actually looks pretty good.
>>67781223
>tfw they picked the wrong Chris Evans
>>67780912
Nigger, chick, "Joey", ginger faggot, ISIS implant, some old dude, Stig.
PASS!
>No Clarkson, May or Hammond banter
Stop
>>67780912
no
>>67780912
>they already apologized veterans because they drive around their memorial
neoTG confirmed for absolute cucks
>>67780912
>some darkie i've never heard of that also looks like from star wars
>ugly woman with lgtb or whatever symbol on her shirt
>joey is fine
>greedy retard that feels sick after a few minutes in an R8, also the only one not a manlet
>imhotep arsehole
>ringo starr?
Joey might be alright, Sabine and Eddie are actually fairly qualified, Stig is Stig (so it's impossible for him to fuck up unless they make him talk). Chris is a prick though and will probably ruin the show.
>manchildren who cant even afford a car watching a show about revieweing cars.
wew lad...
>>67780912
Chris Evan looks like a manlet that has had a height surgery.
>>67780912
Top Gear always looked quite good, the BBC know how to make something visually nice.
>unironically having the JUST hair
JUST
>>67782302
>tfw Eurofag hating Americunts
>tfw I would love to watch shit out of based Chris Evans and his awesome show ˇ(instead of some ginger faggot)
>no classic lad bantz
>Chris Evans
>minorities
Dropped
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This looks alot better, its excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zXzRWAshZw
Top Gear UK > Top Gear Italy > Top Gear Romania > US/AUS shit > This
>>67782725
I would watch the shit out of this tbqh
>>67782850
Top Gear US isn't THAT bad. They have a few good moments.
>>67780912
Meh. I don't care about Top Gear - I care about Clarkson and the boys. Their antics is the whole reason I started watching it.
Just give the Based Three a show, any show really, and I'll watch it. They're friends with Gordon Ramsay. Just do something where they all wander about calling people cunts and fuckwits.
Any word on what the actual new Top Gear will be called? They should rename this one cuck gear
>>67782831
I hope their whole show is like that and they spent the whole budget on themselves
>>67782925
>Just give the Based Three a show, any show really, and I'll watch it.
You do realize they are already making their own new Top Gear right?
It will never be the same
No matter how hard they try
>>67782943
Toppest Gear.
>>67781142
>>67781257
LeBlanc looks fine.
>>67783073
>manlet
>fine
>>67783183
I didn't realize that 5'10" counted as manlet now.
>>67782943
Top Manlet
>>67780979
Joey is Italian.
>>67783247
Anything under 6 feet is manlet territory, manlet
>>67780979
>>67782115
You can talk shit about the rest of them, but Sabine is the most qualified person in the cast. And how the fuck is she a "militant feminist?" Is that just neckbeard faggot talk for "having a vagina?"
>>67784426
>Sabine is the most qualified person in the cast.
She can drive, but she can't speak English worth a fuck, let alone at a level worthy of being a T.V. host that does anything OTHER than drive.
i could be perfect
But it will never be Clarkson, May and Hammond
>>67784426
Are you implying that the hosts need to actually know things about cars?
Cars were always just an excuse. The show is about lad banter which is impossible now.
>>67785028
Has great charisma, is nice to look at, and is the best driver with decades of industry experience and knowledge. Speaks perfect english with a sexy German accent and you act like that's a problem.
>>67780912
TWICE THE CAST
HALF THE BANTZ
>>67780912
>6 hosts
Jesus Christ, it just reeks of desperation.
>>67785123
>The show is about lad banter which is impossible now.
The show became about "lad banter" because of the hosts, but it was and absolutely is about the fucking cars, dipshit.
Not to mention, she's probably got the best bantz skills of the new cast.
looks shit. still watching for deft pank tho
>stupid /tv/eddit don't know who is based Chris Harris
>>67785255
It became popular because of the banter. I guarantee it'll get less than half the viewership now.
>>67780912
All they're missing is a fucking tranny.
Cancelled within two seasons.
>>67780912
A see a Pakistani, a Black guy, a Woman, a Jew, but where the fuck is the Indian? This cast isn't diverse enough for me.
We have at least one faggot right? For true diversity we need a white man that sucks cock. Is the Stig a fag?
>>67785318
Brit Indian here. Why are we so underrepresented here? I think we're all too lazy to start picketing outside parliament. All I've got on TV is based Romesh Ranganathan.
>>67780912
far better than cancer boy clarkson and his staged show
>>67785370
>just because a couple hundred white people die means it's okay to let a couple million brown people die
Right winger logic. Unless you honestly believe that the life of a single white european is worth the life of literally thousands of brown people, then you are delusional, and if you believe that the Euro's life is worth that much then you're an asshole.
>>67785156
She was dull as fuck when they had her on before, and her English sucked.
>>67785461
It is not the white man's responsibility to save the brown people from themselves.
Just fuck my shit up, what the fuck have they done? What's with the fucking black guy and the woman? Why are there so many fucking people?
>>67785374
Brit-Chinese here, be thankful, all we get is Gok Wan and shitty take away jokes.
>>67785461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
>>67785156
>sexy German accent
Non-existent
>no presenter in a wheelchair
Triggered
>>67785583
>Gok Wan
I feel for you anon.
