4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
Correct. I thought 7 was boring as fuck, but at least it was competently made.
>>67777375
4>5>6>1>7>3>2
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
Objective non-contrarian non-memer ranking
good movies > bad movies > star wars
OBJECTIVE FUCKING RATINGS COMING THROUGH GET OUT THE WAY
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>67777536
This
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1
This is the only non-meme opinion
>>67777536
>Revenge of the Sith good
I wish this meme would end, it's almost as bad as the other too but a little more tolerable than them.
>>67777375
5 >> 4 >>>> 6 = 7 > 3 >>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>> 2
We can all atleast agree 3 is underrated right?
Its not great but its far better than 1 or 2
>>67777777
>>67777740
OF CORSHE!
5>6>4>3>7>2>1
>>67777740
Sith is just as a disaster as Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones are
>>67777375
By virtue of being made by Disney, 7 is automatically the worst.
>>67777375
4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 7
>>67778132
Nah it's ok, but it's still not as good as Star Wars should be.
>>67778162
"no"
4 = 5 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 >2
Objectivelycorrect ranking, 7 is technically a more stable movie than 3 but its also the one so devoid of anything interesting that Ill never watch it again. If i was being biased 7 would be dead last.
>>67778489
"This is reddit, this is memes" personified
Objective ranking. No debate here. Only redditors try to countermeme this.
>>67777375
I'd switch 1 and 2, otherwise agree. Sorry George.
>>67778551
calm your autism anon, I'm sorry you enjoyed Star Wars: Jurrasic World uncut.
7>6>5>4>3>2>1
it's an action flick, the sharper vfx win
>>67778598
go to bed George
>>67777464
This, desu senpai.
Heres the actual list. No meme bullshit, just cold hard facts.
>>67777375
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 2
>>67778657
stop using buzzwords to criticize things for you
>>67777464
Amen
>>67777777
>>67777375
the only thing the prequels were good for is some awesome maps in Star Wars Battlefront on the ps2
>>67777572
Seems like:
Padme is a fairly rounded character in the first movie
Anakin is a try hard in the second
Together their marriage is a mistake
Luke is practically Oedipal. He nearly kills his father. Maybe we'll find out that Vader cloned Padme and that Luke married her.
Leia is a borderline character, played by a completely bipolar actress. She is too trusting.
Han is just a pilot, but he keeps things from becoming too gleeful.
Poe is a pilot.
FN is a stormtrooper.
Rey is a scavenger.
>>67779281
This is Star Wars, not a Greek tragedy. VII was better.
>>67779044
Where do you think you are?
Why does 6 considered the weakest of the OT? Was it because of the ewoks vs storm troopers?
Anyways, glad to see most people agree with me that 5 is the best one.
6 >= 5 > 4 > 7 > 3 >= 1 > 2
>>67780992
Maybe the ewoks and Leia being Luke's sister. His sister was planned to be some girl across the galaxy but it was changed.
But the emperor's throne room stuff is amazing.
>>67777375
anyone who places 7 above anything is a pleb
Okay.
5>6=4>7>3>1>2
>>67780992
That's because 5 is the best one, and 4 the first so people have a certain appeal to it, the logical place for 6 is last in the OT.
I really love 6, especially the space battle, Jabba's palace and the Emperor throne room, but the Ewok and almost all the endor scene are pretty bad.
>>67779029
this and only this
>>67781779
but the prequels are actually bad
>>67782248
>memeing this hard
>>67777464
I still put 6 over 7 but I can respect that
>>67782248
Yup, but at least they're authentic. VII is worse than a Marvel capeshit and if you prefer it to the prequels you should leave this board and go back to r*ddit where you belong
>>67777375
5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > Clone Wars > 1 > 3 > 2 > Star Wars Holiday Special > Caravan of Courage = The Battle for Endor
I'm watching 7 right now (with my family because they're memers), and 2bh it's overrated as fuck. I can agree with what >>67777572 said about it being a marvel movie. Don't think it's worse than the prequels though.
So 5 > 4 > 6 >>>>>>>> 7 > 3 >>>>> 2 >>>>>>>>>> 1
>>67777464
Mah nigga!
I was actually surprised when I came to the conclusion that I liked TFA more than Return.
>>67777464
kill yourself
>>67778241
"yes"
Fuck you, tasteless hack.
>>67782391
By virtue of being made by Disney, it's good.
>>67777572
>The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story,
Describe a prequel character to me without telling me what they look like or what they do in the movie.
Now, describe me a TFA or character from the original trilogy.
>>67777464
C A N O N R A N K I N G
A
N
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N
R
A
N
K
I
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G
>>67777572
>BvS is just too deep for you marvelshits! CAPEKINO!
4>5>6>3>7>2>1
>>67777572
Nice capypasta
>>67782484
Wrong, it means it's generic garbage made to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You're a tasteless hack and everything you like is garbage.
>>67782390
t. One of the Midgets in the Ewok suits
>>67782493
>Han Solo
ehhhh, he's cocky!
>>67782619
Nope. It means it's great, well made, and appreciated by those with taste.
4>5>6>3>7>1>2
>>67782619
The sixth sequel to one of the most successful movies ever was made to appeal to general audiences?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>67782267
>meming even harder
>>67777464
This
>>67777464
6 is equal to 7.
>>67782649
Nope, it means it's shit.
>>67782640
That's really all you think of Han Solo's character?
What about his morals? His motivations?
Honestly I hesitated to respond to you because it looked like such an obvious shitpost but I'm legit worried if that's how deep you think into characters and their development.
>>67777375
desu lads rotj is a piece of trash
5>4>>>1=3>6>>2=7
>>67782619
>Wrong, it means it's generic garbage made to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
What are Space Operas, Alex?
>>67782729
You're wrong.
The prequels are infused with a bold vision of artistic profundity that eclipses the likes of generic sci-fi movies of recent times. The streamlining process that has begun to creep into the production of every slightly sci-fi-y tinged movie has created an amorphous blob of mediocrity and blandness. The prequels deliver a basic premise of good vs. evil but do it so by utilizing characters that are endowed with humanity. Aside from the storytelling aspect the prequels stand strong on all fronts, from writing, cinematography and set pieces that truly immerse you into a fantastic world full of wonder and awe. It is infinitely unfortunate that this behemoth of a film project is marred by the majority of the populace's inability to assess the genius and lack of intelligence. One can only hope that in eons to come, evolution will have worked in ways as to ensure and maximize the distribution of the gene that thrives in the intellectual minority of our time so that future generations and civilizations will be able to grasp the grandeur of the prequels and see behind the masquerading illusion that is reddit.
>>67782876
No, you are wrong.
>>67782812
I literally quoted the line from the Plinkett's review.
George Lucas
>spaced out the series so it would maintain its hype factor in the public eye
>gave birth to LucasArts, producing great vidya
>introduced great non-film spin offs in the EU like Heir to the Empire
>films have poetry while consistently introducing new stuff so it wouldn't be aping of the OT
Disney
>marvelized the series, producing annual movies until franchise fatigue sets in
>killed LucasArts, outsources vidya to EA if not cheap mobileshit
>rendered the EU non-canon yet copies from it for the new movies
>films lack poetry and rather copies the OT in every possible way
>>67782937
You're wrong.
>>67782619
that's what Star Wars is you dense fuck.
>>67783033
You're wrong.
>>67782997
Disney did it better.
>>67777375
>4 not dead last
I hate old people
>>67783079
*tips reddit*
>>67777572
>>67778162
>>67778598
>>67781779
>>67782328
>>67782390
>>67782391
>>67782619
>>67782729
>>67782916
>>67782997
All fucking Lucas shills must fucking hang
>>67782997
>Lucasarts
You KNOW increased involvement from Lucas is what killed Lucasarts, right? Disney didn't kill it, it was already dead
>>67777464
The only correct ranking.
>>67782345
>I'm watching 7 right now
And you're also shitposting on /tv/? Are you also watching it on your laptop, you fucking pleb? How about you pay attention to the movie?
>>67783049
Nope.
>>67777464
>4 better than 2
>4 better than anything
episode 4: the adventures of r2d2 c3pmeme in the desert is not just the worst star wars but one of the objective worst films of all time
they didn't even expect it to do well
go re watch that film and you'll probably fall asleep
>>67783226
Why are you this defensive of your meme movie? Go circlejerk about it on reddit.
>>67783151
Disney you can stop shilling. Cuck forse awakens isn't even in cinemas anymore lol
>>67783231
Yeah you are.
>>67782997
Lucas killed Lucasarts
https://youtu.be/-dnSORl9_oI
>>67781847
this explains EVERYTHING
>>67783378
Nope.
>>67783242
fragile
>>67777464
So fucking close senpai. The correct /tv/ patrician approved ranking is as follows-
5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 2
>>67783519
Except that's wrong
>>67783419
Yeah
>>67783519
only accurate rating itt 2bh
>>67779862
Greek tragedies often grasp deep and everlasting aspects of human life and psyche, that's why they are never forgotten, and their impact can be seen in many works
+ almost every bad father-son relationship can be measured up to Oedipus
AND Vader severs Luke's hand - I would be afraid for my dick after that if I were him desu
>>67783653
Nope.
>>67783775
Yeah
>>67783911
Nope.
>>67783995
Yeah
>>67784008
Nope.
>>67782328
>Reddit boogyman shitposting
and just like that VII is confirmed better than the prequels.
>>67777375
Way to got out on a limb there, captain obvious
>>67784023
Yes no take-backs times infinity plus one, you're wrong forever, no mulligans or do overs times infinity.
>>67777464
>7>6
No.
Story: 4>6>5>3>1>2-----------------------------------------------------------7
Viewing pleasure: 6>3>1>2>4>5-----------------------------------------------------7
I don't care about how you rank I-VI. All REASONABLE movies. They at least all fit into Star Wars, and they at least seem to follow the same logic and universe rules.
What the fuck is seven? I see people talking about a rehashed story, and that's true. But whatever, I could look past that. I could look past the SJW theme. I could look past the more than shit fuck awful villains. I could look past Fischer's fucking terrible performance. How the fuck does that shit make the final cut anyways?
But for fucks sake, there's not even an intro to the new Republic? It's introduced about one minute before it's conveniently wiped out from who knows how far away in about 30 seconds . The whole republic, never introduced, destroyed with 4 planets. What the fuck? And you can see the fucking fasterthanlightspeed beams from a different solar system real time. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY CAN HYPERLIGHTSPEED know it's recharging. About 30 minutes after it fired. And it takes 30 minutes to recharge. 30 minutes to consume a sun.
And they can hyperlightspeed arrive on time while knowing exactly how much time they have left? They have nobody on the fucking thing as a spy, how the shitfuck can they know how much it has left to go?
I can look past R2D2 waking up for plot convenience. I can look past WALL-E 2.0.
But I also can't look past Rey's control of the force. Uh, no, that's not how it works. Period. There is no 'I learned how to fight and basically beat a Sith who's been training for the better part of his 20yearoldish life in a matter of hours!' Click here to see how you too can learn the force and manipulate it at an advanced level in just MINUTES.
Seriously blind yourself and stick your hand into a bin full of B movie scifi flicks and their plots and science fantasy still can't compare to this horseshit.
>>67783739
again, This is Star Wars, not this super deep and complex multilayered work of art.
>>67784115
Nope.
>>67777536
Fixed.
>>67784152
>he thinks he knows Star Wars better than the people who own the IP.
get over yourself and go back to Wookiepedia.
>>67784246
I said no take backs and timesed it by infinity AND plus one, even if you typed infinite nopes you wouldn't beat my yeah's
>>67784305
Nope.
>>67784152
you seem like the kind of person who was butthurt that the EU timeline was nuked.
>>67784325
Keep going you need more.
>>67784341
Not him but I'm buttmad it was nuked, I wanted them to go through it and pick out the bad bits.
I also miss Kyle Katarn.
>>67777375
3 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 7
4=5>6>7>3>>>>1>2
I've seen all these movies a shit ton of times and this really what it comes down to.
>>67784394
nicely done idiot
>>67777410
>>67777464
>>67777605
>>67777693
>>67778125
>>67778237
>>67778489
>>67778947
>>67781458
>>67781885
>>67782577
>>67782669
>>67782830
>>67783519
>>67784152
>3 that high
le crawling in my skinn and video games mayne
Objectively correct order:
5>4>6=7>1>3=2
>>67784140
6=7
>>67784223
apparently it IS multilayerd
btw did you read the whole post senpai?
>>67784480
NO the phantom menace is complete garbage
>>67784480
At least 3 was fun. 1 and 2 are just a chore to watch.
The prequels have alot of hidden genius moments if u fags had any ability to understand underlying themes. The Jedi Council-Anakin tension, Mace Windu wanting to summarily execute the Emperor showing the hypocricy of the Jedi,Count Dooku passing on to Qui-Gonn Jinn unorthodox ideas, which in turn imfluenced Obi-Wan which in turned influenced Anakin, Young Anakin's desperate attempts to have some worth (his "My name is Anakin and Im a person answer to Padme is heartbreaking when she is surprised to find out he is a slave),Padme's sexy leather dress. And b4 anyone answers with "I dont like sand"... It was a metaphor for growing up on Tattoine u autistic fucks. Anakin suffered through Tattooine, being born as a slave to a slave mother, while Padme was raised a Queen on Naboo. He was comparing the differences between them. And I have even mention how epic Based Palpatine was. Fuck all of you, im gonna go fap to Padme now
>>67784480
Not ranking Episode 3 in at least your top 4 is one of the most reddit opinions you can have my dude. That's just a fact.
>>67784561
TPM at least had the good old Star Wars magic
>>67784676
You sure know an awful lot about that website for a /tv/ shitposter
>>67784710
Good joke.
>>67784561
Not as garbage as three. You memespouting faggots only like it cause RLM awakened your liking for Sheev and the video games. Before that you only saw him as just another boring character
1. V
2. IV
3. VI
4. III
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9001. VII
90001. I
900001. II
>>67784710
um I dunno about that dude
episode 3 is the most "Star Wars" of the prequels because of Sheev.
>>67784490
Well I disagree but I can understand.
>>67777375
> episode 7
> star wars movies
pick one you less than humans kike lovers
5 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 2
No strong feelings, though.
>>67784710
>magic
You mean midichlorians?
>>67784710
VII had more.
>>67784979
>>>/pol/
>putting 6 over anything
>>67785701
6 is great, the only downside is the Ewoks, and they're not even that bad.
>>67785701
>trying this hard
>>67777464
6 is better than 7, you mong.
>>67777375
Power gap between 6 and 7
Otherwise yes
>>67778598
>the man with no taste
>>67784665
i love you
>>67777375
Finale of 6 > 5 > 4 > 7 > rest of 6 > 1 = 3 >>>>> Holiday special > 2
>>67785902
Only if you're blinded by nostalgia for the OT
RotJ is a prototype phantom menace where lucas was making creative decisions to sell toys and appeal to focus groups
>>67785701
6 has the greatest moments of the entire saga
don't be a retard
>>67786037
Just like TFA then?
>>67786037
it's nowhere near that bad. It's actually pretty good.
>>67777375
People who say TFA was better than RotJ trigger me. I know it shouldn't, but it does. Thanks for making this evening a little less distressing OP.
>>67781847
>typical fan of TFA wearing a ESB t shirt
anon...
>>67786037
No.
>>67781847
Why is Phil Fish in this picture?
>>67786268
Because there's always a philer fish.
>>67786103
George back pedaled on killing Han because he was afraid it would affect toy sales.
JJ killed him and it was a good end to his story and a turning point for kylo
>>67781847
Definitely would rail the Tumblrite on the far left of the bottom right column.
>>67786864
Looks more like it was the condition on which Ford accepted to come back.
>>67777375
7 is awful
5>6>3>4>1>7>2
>>67787082
yeah he said he thought it had been time for han to die otherwise he wouldn't have seen a reason for him to be in the movie (or something like that)
if it was a condition i don't know
Phantom Menace will always be the best prequel film, the QGJ/DM/OWK fight was the best fight scene in any Star Wars film. ROTS was full of shitty filler and sloppy writing that didn't develop any of the characters, but basically connected the dots to where Anakin had to be in the story, regardless of whether it made sense to his character.
And The Force Awakens is a great film, regardless of the /tv/ cynicism.
>>67786268
good example of a nu-male.
>>67787082
But they still wrote it in a way that was true to the character and advanced Kylo Ren's arc
>>67787131
nice meme. When do you start high school?
7 is a Star Wars greatest hits personally I have no problem with it but it's a great setup for based Rian to create a fucking good VIII
>>67777375
whatever
>>67777464
i think it's really 6>7 but other wise good non contrarian faggot list
>>67783242
>Being this bad at watching movies.
>>67783242
this has to be the worst b8 I've ever seen
6 is actually so shit I put 3 over it
>>67789301
ewww
>>67789301
MODS
1>2>3>4>5>6
6>5>4>3>2>1
>>67778489
this anon knows that which is up
7 was entertaining to watch once or maybe even twice, but something about it was so empty
3 is underrated and is actually a solid film that, flaws or not, feels like real meaningful cinema and not Abrams capetier quipping.
Am I the only one?
My blu-ray for episode 1 sounds quiet and muffled compared to the other prequels and even the OT, with the same volume and settings I have when watching the others.
It came in the 2011 box set where the booklet covers up the part of the artwork showing Luke, Han and Leia
am I the only one that thinks that 3 was really good?
>>67792155
>>67783519
i could respect that ranking because 3 gives the best memes.
rotj is also objectively shit except for sheev and luke scenes
>>67777464
based list desu
>>67792200
You are objectively wrong, faggot.
?
5>1>4>3>2>6>7
>>67792968
Pretty much this.
>Star wars ranking thread
>People rank 7 and the prequels
>People unironically put 3 above any of the original trilogy or claim 3 as equal to 6
>So many bait opinions real ones may as well not exist
Why are these threads allowed?
>>67792968
>>67777464
Agreed
>>67777375
Agreed. Good work, OP.
Objective: V > IV > VI > VII > III > II > I
Subjective: IV > V > VI > VII > III > I > II
>>67792968
>Smiling at 2
Nigga what. I know a dude who's part of a prequel defender club on facebook. Even that club despite having a policy of "no prequel bashing" still on occasion mocks 2. Its the only star wars movie this dude doesn't think is a masterpiece. Nigga nobody likes two. Fucking no one
>>67777375
>>67777422
>>67777464
>>67777605
>>67777693
>>67778125
>>67778237
>>67778489
>>67778947
>>67779042
>>67781458
>>67781885
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>>67782577
>>67782669
>>67783519
>>67784152
>>67784860
>>67786010
No one cares about your faggy rankings. Fuck off spaceshitters.
You're worse than capeshitters.
5 > 4 > 6 = 7 > 3 > 1 = 2
>>67795060
The only right answer in this thread
>>67788077
Nice response. When do you start middle school?
