Why did he become such a traitorous piece of shit?
For that frankish pussy senpai.
I JUST WANT LAGERTHA TO GET BACK WITH RAGNAR AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE WOODS WITH THEIR SON AND AETHELSTAN
>>67761083
So he'd get to wear those baller Frank outfits
>>67761292
I can't blame him
>>67761253
get fukt asshole ragnar is going to get fucked up blood eagled by that fat fuck in england the northumbria king and then his sons are going to invade drawing out the show for another 5 seaons at least after which all the pussy ass danes will be dead because that punk bitch alfred kid that the english king sent to rome will fuck up the danes's shit just you want and see desu senpai famalam
>>67761083
Because hes a cuck like the vikings historically were
>lose to britbongs
>never go back for 40 years
>cucked into christianity
>absorbed by the powers that used them as mercenaries
>became cucklet states never to be relevant in history again
I’m a bit behind watching Vikings (just finished S04E05) and have to say, I’m pretty disappointed with this season.
Nothing is happening and what is happening, doesn’t make any sense.
Ragnar just lounges around scowling and makes faces and doing drugs with his Chinese slave girl, Lagertha puts up with and even fucks Whatshisname then kills him, Bjorn goes inna woods and… comes back, Princess Gangbang is overthrown by whoever and King Ecbert fucks his daughter-in-law because why not, tattooed King Fairhair shows up and twirls his mustache evilly, etc. and so on.
What’s the point of bumping the series to 20 episodes if nothing is going on?
Wish I could get the Euro edit of the show, as at least there would be nudity…
>>67761083
he was always a traitor. he literally tries to rape lagertha about 10 minutes into episode 1
>>67761473
wew lad butthurt much?
>>67761589
>Chinese slave girl
What an unnecessary forced character for the stupidest sjw multiracial cast reason, in a show about the literally whitest people on the planet. Even the slave trader they purchased her from was Arab, which is ok and true, but not in Scandinavia at all. In the North Atlantic, Vikings would've been the slave traders themselves.
This show is wringing itself out to dry. It went from "we want to make a show as historically accurate as possible whilst still fictitious and filling in the gaps where we have to" to "HURR DURR SJW HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF WOMAN WARRIORS AND ASIANS AND SEX EVERY EPISODE AND EVEN ONE DUDE WITH A DOMINATRIX FETISH"
>>67761473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great
You don't know an awful lot about history, do you faggot?
>>67761083
>constantly traveling, living in the elements, warring & sheit
or
>hot french waifu, civilization, washing your asshole erre day
choose one
Rollo really become a traitor again? I haven't seen the fourth season.
>>67762335
u sound mad
>>67762180
hes right though
>>67762376
Yeah, he is going to become the first Norman.
>>67762335
>history channel
>accurate portrayal of history
>>67762389
It's iritating to see the subject of history you love the most turned into an sjw romance.
>>67762446
That's what they said before S1 came out. I shouldn't have trusted them.
>mfw Tom Cruse
Did they just forget about when he got disfigured in season 1?
Or did they have really good plastic surgeons in viking times?
>>67762549
Not disfigured, just some bad(ass) facial scars. But yes they shouldn't have just disappeared.
>>67762502
Its not a Nordic ubermensch history either. That is a fiction created by Anglos and Nazis to have their own heroic, non-Roman/Greek backstory. The Viking are not hunters but carrion eaters. They prey on weak and defenceless villages and monasteries. As soon as they come up against proper armied, they fold. They are not unique in this aspect. Nature abhors a vacuum. As soon as the regional power collapse, pirates will spring up. Just like in Somalia today.
>>67763418
The Vikings were good travellers, inventors, traders, and they were quite good warriors too so I wouldn't take that away from them. This has nothing to do with Nordic nazi fetishes. Also see here >>67762353
>>67761083
Well, looking at large picture, he did more for Vikings than any of them.
>install civilized Christianity into pagans
>gave really nice pieces of land to Vikings so they dont need to rape and pillage anymore
>Ragnar was not Rollo's brother, if we gonna look at history
>Ragnar is heroin addict who lost their ways
>>67761083
He did look quite good in the Frankish armour though.
So who else is really disappointed with the last episode, I can't recall a worse episode.
>>67763858
Don't down play it, he looks like the king of kings in that shit.
I'd genuflect immediately if he came to my house to fuck my wives and concubines.
>Rollo
>Can't become Duke of Normandy because there's no fucking Normans, he killed them all
>>67761083
Has the show gotten better this season? havent watched 1 episode yet.
>>67762353
Memes are applicable to historical events anaon. Don't try to fool yourself into thinking otherwise with your 'facts'!
>>67763418
Literature about Vikings can't really be trusted. I agree.
However, you seem to base your opinion on the texts that the victims of Viking raids wrote which is just as bad of a source as the Anglo and Nazi propaganda.
What do you think the Christians that were attacked by Vikings would write about them?
"Strong, opportunistic, fearless warriors that use their impressive naval technology to explore the far reaches of the known world in search for wealth."
Or something along the lines of: "Cowardly pagans with no culture that prey on the weak!"
If you want to get a less biased view of the Vikings you should study archaeological finds and historical accounts written by neutral characters that had a first person view of the Vikings.
>>67761589
The pacing and editing in this season has been weird as shit and all over the place as well.
>choosing this repugnant ayy lmao bitch over Lagherta
explain this meme to me
>>67767706
Have you even watched the show?
Ragnar wanted more children and she could give him 3 boys. I mean they referenced that in the last episodewhen Ragnar was worried about Lagherta going into battle pregnant
>>67767411
>neutral characters that had a first person view of the Vikings
such as?
>>67768715
the space niggaz before wt stole their space observing shit
>>67761083
>its a Bjorn becomes a total beta faggot and eats pussy episode
>>67761589
The whole Asian thing is a fucking disaster. The scenes are pointless and frustrating. I don't know why we're supposed to care about "ancient Chinese melicine" or that she's some King's fucking daughter.
>>67769086
*smacks lips*
So she was saying?
>>67761083
Because the seer told him of a great destiny. What sounds like more potential for greatness, being a duke given an emperors daughter and commanding an army, or being your little brothers cuck and being a dumb little foot soldier?
>>67767706
>>67767706
>tfw unironically like her face
I'm a Judith man myself
>muh one-earfu
>>67769466
Too fat for my taste, her french counterpart is superior in my opinion.
>>67768715
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan
slim pickings but there are a few documented encounters.
>>67762335
To be fair, S&M is older than the fucking Bible
also the chick is a submissive not a dominatrix
>>67769506
>her french counterpart
I was very surprised to discover she was Polanski's daughter
>>67768715
>>67769520
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan
wrong link
>>67769520
>https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan
>he's swedish
lmao enjoying that refugee cock?
>>67762949
>>67762549
I hate to break it to you guys, but scars do eventually heal.
It's been like 15 years in the show since Season 1
>>67769570
>Polanski's daughter
OY VEYYYY
So who's your favorite male character on the show?
Mine are the Suomi :DDD bros.
>>67763418
>The Viking are not hunters but carrion eaters. They prey on weak and defenceless villages and monasteries
Butthurt christfag detected
>>67769658
>favorite male character on the show
Einvar Solveig
>>67761083
1) Hot wife
2) Power
3) Better chairs to sit, better food to eat.
4) Money
5) Important place
6) Warmer country
7) Health care
8) Eiffel Tower
9) Baguette
10) An opening for allied forces in 1944.
This episode was so comfy
who /teamharald/ here?
Nobody's speaking about Harbard and he's awesome trick to cuck them all.
"I'm a magician, suck my dick, lol"
>>67769658;_;
>>67769930
Also, this guy doesn't know how to put on a helmet
>>67769977
>haven't read the thread lol
>>67770004
one size fits most
pathetic prop/costume department
>>67770004
>rather be in a nook
>its cold out here
>horse is hungry, me too
>helmet too small
>my knees hurt
>>67770066
the armor in this show is such shit.
I noticed the battles seem to have a small amount of people involved. It looked like only 50 archers were sent to fight off all the vikings.
Are smaller battles like this more historically accurate, or is history channel just to broke to put on some Braveheart size battles?
is it rly aslaug or aslög
i watched with mongol subs
>>67761473
>lose to britbongs
What? They conquered the fuck out of them, and the current British Royal Family is descended from Rollo through William the Conqueror.
Granted, the real Rollo wasn't a cuck and a traitor.
>>67770173
Asslog
>>67770112
Get real idiot
>>67770153
Well yea, there have been small battles but this show is as far away from historical accuracy as it can get.
>>67770260
kek, dat female breastplate
>>67770004
was he allowed to bring friends?
>>67770260
>i hate you
>i speak french
>i love you
>>67770177
The House of Windsor is the royal house of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth realms. It was founded by King George V by royal proclamation on 17 July 1917, when he changed the name of the British Royal Family from the German Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (a branch of the House of Wettin) to the English Windsor, due primarily to the anti-German sentiment in the British Empire during World War I.
>>67770153
Most historical battles were small by WW2 standards but not as small as portrayed in the show. So it's their budget.
>>67770321
i imagine this is how it goes irl also
>>67761473
I'm pretty sure Paganism is the literal cuck religion. Adultery was pretty common among pagans. They fucking loved getting cucked. Christians don't fuck with that shit. At least they didn't used to before Liberal Christianity became a thing.
>>67770321
That's realistic
>>67761083
To have that glorious postherity ?
>>67770260
Do they hate fuck?
>>67770355
>>67770375
well yea, i guess learning a whole new language for a girl is a pretty big gesture
>>67770426
for you
>>67770426
Especially for French.
>>67769658
is that froggy?
>>67763562
>install civilized Christianity into pagans
>this is a good thing
How did Rolo learn so fast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZdBsbj8K0
>>67770911
Targeted T I M E S K I P
>>67770911
i guess the wifi was out so he had nothing to do
>>67769359
H I G H T E S T
>>67771227
cuck
>>67771227
>>67771487
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>>67771487
God I love her
>>67769359
holy shit this is ridiculous.
>>67761083
What historical character will they butcher next?
Rollo
>in reality: A charismatic warlord who despite losing most of his battles in Francia was still impressive enough to make them want to use him to protect French coast in exchange of a swamp
>in the show: Some vicious treacherous faggot who's so jealous of his brother (despite owing him everything) that he literally massacred all his men in a heartbeat (while real one settled Normandy with them)
Count Odo
>In reality: A young and charismatic Frankish lord who heroically defended Paris with 200 men against 30,000 vikings, thus leading him to be elected as the next King after Charles the fat died
>in the show: A disgusting fat old man with BDSM fetish who plot in the dark to overthrow his emperor
Æthelwulf
>In reality: A great king who was essential in stopping vikings from entirely taking over England
>In the show: A beta fool cucked by a monk and his own father
What is it with the show and bringing out all the autists?
Four seasons in and you'd think some of them would get the hint that they aren't trying for historical accuracy.
>>67771716
jesus christ
What specifically is the Chinese 'medicine' supposed to be?
>>67771783
>ancient Chinese secret
>>67761083
I wouldn't have hesitated to do the same thing. Rollo did nothing wrong.
Ragnar would have done the same also if the roles were reversed.
>>67771781
>>67771535
yummy
>>67771783
bettle nut
>>67761253
ragnar gets thrown into snakepit by dik head king akbarand dies
>>67771535
>>67769986
Jarl Borg>Rollo>Bjorn>Ragnar>Eckbert>Aethelwulf
>>67771879
She's pretty good in this shitty Burt Reynolds movie where plays a Russian stripper
>this fucking scene
>that yellow fever
>>67770260
She is really beautiful in a "strong" looking way, I want to make a host of strong jawed children with her.
>>67771624
best post TV 2016
>>67770260
This has to be one of the most stupid armours I have even seen.
>>67772004
>yellow fever
retards are still saying this?
>>67772070
>being this sjw
nice try.
Betel
>in reality: mild caffeine-like stimulant
>in the show: meth
>tfw Rollo became this based
So good to see the Viking scum being BTFO.
>>67770911
There actually are cases of people learning languages abnormally fast when they're completely inundated by it.
It reactivates those pathways in your brain that as a child made learning your first language incredibly easy.
>>67772004
>scene guest directed by Quintin Tarantino
>>67770911
HE JUST MAD ABOUT DEM FRANKISH BOOTY
>you will never have a threesome with katheryn winnick and jessica lucas
>>67770413
No they quite clearly love fuck, loudly and within earshot of her father and the court.
>>67772456
what's the nord equivalent of uno farto?
>>67772042
Looks regal senpai.
>>67769626
>>67769579
samefag
I bet you dont even know who polanski is faggot
>>67761589
I'm a season behind, and watched the first two episodes and a YT video (shouldn't have but it happens).
>They added a chink that is the daughter of the Chinese emperor (Song I think)
I gave Ragnar being related to Rollo some leeway, but this is just shit
>>67767706
Why is she wearing a fishing net
>>67772592
That was kind of hot
Who was that guy though? Why she do that?
>>67772699
viking lingerie
>>67770850
>>67763500
>they were quite good warriors
>>67772856
There's worse
Here's how the Siege of Paris (depicted as viking victory by the show) actually went
>>67772720
He was plotting to have her removed from the village
>>67772994
They combined it with this one you moron.
>>67772856
Are they gonna cover the invasion of Ireland in the show? So we can see vikings get btfo by micks.
>>67773126
Also when are we going to see Slavs/Balts? I-I want to see my ancient people represented in a TV show too.
>>67773126
Possibly, Ivar was the King of Dublin
>>67770325
Ok? So, you think changing the name of the Royal family also changes its genetic lineage?
>>67773215
They killed a bunch of them in season 1. The whole plot line was about how sick they were of killing slavs, and how they wanted to plunder them thar mysterious islands to the west that they apparently had never heard of.
Fuck, what I would do for a historically and thematically accurate viking show.
>>67761253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diuEXLt9HzQ
it will never happen m8
>>67773550
kino as fuck
Anyone have the deleted scene with Odo Rollo and Gisla
>>67773451
That was mostly Balts and on a smaller scale than the entire Kievan Rus/Varangian story from the 800-onwards.
I would also love a historically accurate show about Vikings (and other European pagan peoples) but that shit doesn't pay off to the producing company.
>>67770359
>Christians are such cucks they need gods rules/help so they don't get cucked
>>67761473
>>became cucklet states never to be relevant in history again
Say that to my face faggot
