Uncle Owen, you can't just BUY a robot - it's immoral!
Droids aren't people, Luke.
>>67753900
>fuck off Luke, I'll buy droids and niggers whenever I please
The 70's were a different time.
>>67753900
DID YOU JUST CALL THAT DROID A ROBOT?!
YOU RACIST!!
>>67753900
Lukefu is so sweet and caring.
>>67754305
You disgusting humanist its 2076 I MEAN COME ON NOW Robots have rights
>>67754700
He really is the best boy.
>tfw robot slavery was real
I thought it was all made up like the holocaust or the triangle trade.
to be honest i think baneposting is stupid
>>67754935
Don't talk to me or my big guy ever again.
>>67754881
>tfw he'd probably love you instantly if you were kind to him
Why can't he be real? ;_;
>>67754305
Then how come they have more personality than humans?
This is now a Luke thread
>>67755219
GOLDED
>>67755690
>that indignant pout
Posting till Luke get
>>67753900
Fuck off like droids are dumbfucks
>>>/pol/69655384
Michael Myers
Goddammit, give me Luke.
>>67756030
Droids did all the work in SW though.
How do I get a qt bf like luke
>>67756088
>You didn't build this house, the tools did all the work!
Okay pal
>>67753900
will the SJW crusade ever end
>>67756117
Boys as cute as Luke don't exist in real life, I'm afraid.
>>67756153
>>67756130
But the droids are sentient tools, like horses.
>>67756170
This is so depressing ;_;
>>67756238
>ywn go back in time and seduce prime Hamill
Why live
>>67756178
Is Luke the original SJW?
>>67756339
Star Junior Warrior? Yes.
>>67756263
>ywn hold him in your arms and cheer him up
;_;
>>67756263
>>67756496
I want to lick his tears
LUKE/MARK GET
>>67756664
>Teri
>6664
Damn.
>>67756712
Marty Love dat ass
>>67756712
so close ;_;
>>67756924
>Hamilton
That's kinda close to Hamill, r-right?
>>67756981
yeah, i think it's the closest we can get
>>67757031
I know Luke and Mark are in the name cycles, we can do this.
>>67754305
They're like Wookies. You know 'those people'.
>>67757098
I saw a few Marks and Lukes today
>>67757101
I wonder how Luke felt about having such a racist sister.
Does Vader have a robo-dick?
Maybe one he can attach his light saber to.
>>67757307
>another Hamilton
Stop teasing me, 4chan.
>>67757185
Poor Chewie, Leia has always hated him
>>67757364
She's just jealous because she knows Han loves Chewie more than her.
I want to fuck that robot, luke
>>67757481
Why would Owen fuck a robot when he has Luke?
>>67757481
>I want to fuck that luke, robot
Fixed
>>67757565
kek
What do you think is next for Uncle Owen
>>67757560
top fucking kek
>>67757604
Raping old man Luke from beyond the grave.
>>67757697
Why does everyone think he wanted Luke sexually?
>>67757769
Stuck with an old hag and a cute boy who's unrelated to you on a planet with no women, what else is there for him to do but fuck lukefu?
>>67757807
Your name suits you, Gross.
Bill
>>67757769
everyone in tatooine wants to fuck him
>>67757867
There's nothing gross about wanting to fuck young Luke, Snyder.
>>67757954
I wish he actually wore that outfit in the movie. Unless that was the ceremony outfit at the end of ANH without the jacket?
>>67757927
>Leah
damn it
>>67757979
yeah, it's the same outfit
>>67757979
>Unless that was the ceremony outfit at the end of ANH without the jacket?
Yup, that's what it was. Seems like they filmed a version without the jacket too.
>>67758015
>Luis
Ffffffffff
>>67758042
Damn he would've looked way more fly without that puffy gold number
>>67758082
The jacket is still qt though.
![batman-v-superman-screaming-bruce-wayne-156648[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RKLuvAv.jpg "batman-v-superman-screaming-bruce-wayne-156648[1].jpg")
>>67758148
MARTHA
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>>67758148
It sort of fits with Luke's dorky personality, too.
>>67758224
>Hahn
>>67758246
We're making our way through the L's.
It's gonna happen, I can feel it.
>>67758322
Literally perfect
>>67753900
>Luke did I ever tell you of you Father's apprentice?
>She was framed for terrorism and basically abandoned by the order, then after being cleared of charges she left the order
>She was also an active part of the rebellion and personally recruited your friend Wedge
>She was a good friend
>>67758405
Ahsoka a shit.
Why didn't Luke train Leia in the force?
>still no Luke/Mark
come on ;_;
>>67758477
Leia didn't want to learn it, I guess.
>>67758502
>Not wanting to be a sweet space wizard
Leia a shit
>>67758497
Don't give up, Latoya.
>>67758528
And also technically responsible for Kylo being fucked up.
>>67758576
I guess the shit Skywalker genes got passed off to one kid while the other got godtier aesthetics and made a sweet legacy of himself.
>>67753900
you can see the camera crew in c3pos shiny head
>>67758609
>and made a sweet legacy of himself.
Until Leia's spawn fucked all of that up for him.
I'm going to steal your Luke
>this droid looks just like that sexbot we used to own
>>67758701
Fucking Leia, Lukefu should have been the one to have children.
>>67758748
>what is Rey
>>67758716
At this point, any Luke get is a good one.
>>67758748
I bet Luke would've been a wonderful father if he had had children under normal circumstances, without all this Kylo shit.
>be Luke
>cripple the Empre
>it means nothing because they just come back with a better death star
>fail to revive Jedi Order
>die with some chick as the last Jedi instead
lol
>>67755018
i got snot all over my computer screen omfg, my mop is in the cuck shed
>>67758768
Not confirmed yet.
>>67758833
Lukefu tried his best, leave him alone.
>>67758923
>convince a bunch of kids to join your cooky religious order
>don't even protect them from getting horrifically massacred by one very obvious school shooter
Luke sucks
>>67758821
>ywn see Lukefu playing with his kids
>>67758977
Get outta here, faggot.
>>67754305
AYKM!
>>67758977
>Disrupting peaceful lukeposting
Flora a shit
>>67759015
Father?
>>67759056
Lukeposting? More like PUKEposting ahahahahahaha
Reminder to vote
http://www.starwars.com/this-is-madness
>>67759086
Goddammit Uncle O
>>67759086
>implying Vader would ever say that
I know that's you, Kylo. Get off the internet.
>>67759086
Uncle Owen, you really are an asshole
>>67759086
Why was Uncle Owen such an asshole?
>>67759098
Don't post that here, Harold, the reyfags might see it.
>>67759137
Anger and frustration over never being able to plow Luke's precious boypussy.
Well we didn't get Mark or Luke, but at least the thread made it to image limit.
>>67759204
DUDE
>>67759204
LOL WE DID IT
>>67759204
WITNESSED THE IRONY
>>67759204
Well played, /tv/.
>>67759204
So... this is the power of Luke... whoa.
>>67759204
BASED LUKE
>>67759137
>lives in sand
>infertile wife
>stuck raising the child of the space devil's apprentice, probably because Obi-wan used a mind trick
>that same religious old coot likely shadows his moisture farm a lot so Owen can never be sure if it's him or people trying to steal his precious wetness
>>67759249
>people trying to steal his precious wetness
I laughed way harder than I wanted to
>>67759249
>stuck raising the child of the space devil's apprentice
But that child was as sweet as sugar.
>>67759204
Even got the right initials.
Thank you, based Lukefu.
>>67759249
>>67759261
I'd steal his nephew's precious wetness, if you know what I mean
>>67759090
I was looking for this webm, thank you.
>>67755756
>Vader staring directly at his son's ass
good ol Skywalker family
