Badly describe a movie & others guess what movie it is.
teddy bears vs nazis
>>67752388
Return of the Jedi?
no friends are allowed for 10 minutes, then for two hours nothing happens
>>67752349
If you watch it backwards it's about a magic boat that goes around saving people.
>>67752349
Bell doesn't have a mental illness
overly-flamboyant kid joins some random old man,a garbage can and his partner, a criminal and his pet to go help some chick that a black guy stole.
Set in the fictional world of Middle-earth, this film follows the hobbit Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) as he and a Fellowship embark on a quest to destroy the One Ring, and thus ensure the destruction of its maker, the Dark Lord Sauron (Sala Baker). The Fellowship becomes divided and Frodo continues the quest together with his loyal companion Sam (Sean Astin) and the treacherous Gollum (Andy Serkis). Meanwhile, Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), heir in exile to the throne of Gondor, and the wizard Gandalf (Ian McKellen) unite and rally the Free Peoples of Middle-earth in the War of the Ring.
>>67752760
Warcraft movie. Next?
>>67752349
an ex-Nazi gets cucked by an Arab
>>67752623
The joke is she's imagining the furniture talking because she's actually crazy.
It's called describe a movie's plot BADLY for a reason, fuckwit.
>>67752692
Star wars
>>67752658
The spongebob squarepants movie
BUY MY GAME
nigger cop is rude to his neighbors
I kid tries not to fuck his mom while an old guy tries to electrocute his car
>>67752623
Yeah she does, she's a woman
>>67753214
Family Matters
>>67753233
blast from the past
only one woman for his 30 years of life
cmon
he had to have thought about fucking his mom
>>67753214
Lakeview Terrace
>>67753251
haha
misogyny
>>67753400
Shut up Katrina before I pop you in the lip.
>>67753376
Yep
>>67753400
Katrina you dumb whore who told you to open your mouth
>>67753475
fuck off joy, you stupid republicunt, keep being a servant to your husband
>>67753376
>>67753214
B L E A C H E D
>>67752623
She is a furry
I guarantee nobody will guess this:
Guy goes on a fetch quest then time travels.Yes, it's a movie, no, it's not Ocarina of Time.
was belle a furry?
Dude wants to bang a chick so he impregnates her with a general who will send him back in time to impregnate her
>>67753746
>>67754091
If she was, she was in for one hell of a disappointment.
Dude discovers homolust for his friend when a lesbian has sex on his couch
Voldemort and Mad eye Moody call each other cunts
>>67754202
she looks like she is dying on the inside
she wanted the bbc (big beast cock)
>>67753989
Black Knight
>>67754157
Terminator
Two cops in a small town
>>67754309
hot fuzz
>>67753989
Memento ?
Lost highway ?
>>67754348
You got it
A girl is bored while her parents blog about gardening.
A cowboy struggles to win over the affections of a young boy
>>67754583
reverse TAoJJbtCRR ?
>>67753989
majoras mask
>>67752349
Jesus kills shrek
>>67754708
Batman v Superman
/tv/ finds Bill Wilson
>>67754708
You have to describe it badly.
>>67754650
younger
The protagonist has layers
>>67754884
Man of Steel
>>67754884
Shrek
>>67754274
in bruge, but fuck you that wasnt even funny
>>67754244
i have no idea but im intrigued
this one big guy is being an asshole to a bunch of people so they bring his brother back from the dead to stop him
Bill Wilson
Funny looking guy yeah ?
>>67755022
TDKR
>>67755079
Nah, you're in the right millennia tho
>>67755022
MGS 2
>>67755334
Nope
>>67754515
Actually, I'm not so sure anyone is going to get this one, so I'll tell you it was stopmotion animation and it was released in the last 10 years.
Two guys go into a box and put another box in it then come out of the box out of the box to go back into the box.
When foreigners break into their home and abduct their child, it's up to this power duo to track down those responsible and bring him back.
>>67755635
The lost world
>>67755538
Well, just saying it's an animation makes it obvious...
Bugs Bunny vs. The KKK
>>67755818
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
>>67754244
Chasing Amy
>>67755844
not even close
>>67755818
Featuring an awful song by Shakira.
>>67755900
How is that not even close? It's an animated rabbit who is fighting against a racist who wants to destroy them.
>>67755022
a better tomorrow 2
>>67755937
Nope.
>>67755959
I never said the movie was animated.
>>67756089
Bugs is, so is Roger, it fits. I'm right, moving on.
>>67756047
No, but you're in the right continent
>>67756116
You're not right. Just guess again, no need to get so angry.
>>67752432
Der Aufstieg des Dunklen Ritters
>>67755591
Primer
>>67754583
Toy Story
>>67755711
yeah
Laughingly bad CG in the first minute but overall a pretty good film.
>>67756411
Attack of the clones
Belgium negotiates with Puerto Rico over human rights.
>>67752515
Titanic
A guy fucks a whole family and then leaves
>>67756438
I didn't say laughingly bad CG during the whole movie.
>>67756577
So it's AotC right ?
>>67756411
Kingsman ?
>>67756655
I'd have said TFA but you said pretty good film so that can't be it
Fat man and his two ungrateful children live in a close quarters situationAlternatively: The Japs fucked up in two universes.
a man and a woman who just met each other go to the top of a really big building
>>67756875
Fight Club. Too easy.
>>67756875
King Kong
>>67756887
wrong
>>67756903
also wrong
A doctor helps bring 3 people closer together
>>67756875
sleepless in seatle
>>67757003
Human Centipede
>>67757003
>>67757052
haha that's a good one
>>67757038
nope
>>67756870
Heh, it's not 50 Shades Of Grey but my name worked
>>67757052
you got it
A kid underused his natural talent because being he couldn't be bothered
Bunch of LARPers are so immerse they don't even know they are LARPers.
>>67757354
The Village.
>>67755724
Well what do you think it is, then?
>>67757365
Yeah.
>>67756089
Shoot 'Em Up?
>>67753989
Donnie darko
>>67756870
Are they literal children, or are they children in the sense that they're dependant on the fat man? If it's the latter, then I'm gonna go with 10 Cloverfield Lane.
A man who can't hold a legit job helps another man to rob his own company
>>67757399
nope
>>67757468
Bad Santa
A guy wakes up and visit his girlfriend and finds out he accidentally a baby.
>>67757502
No.
>>67757468
Ant-man?
>>67757458
Dammit, you got it.
>>67757526
Yes.
>>67757513
Knocked Up
i watched the whole boring thing just for 2 minutes of kate at the end
>>67757564
No, it's not a comedy
>>67752515
krampus
A guy hates his office job.
A guy talks to his assassins hired to kill him for an hour
>>67752760
spongebob: sponge out of water
Emotionally unstable man shoots people for wanting to medicate him.
A father tries to get his rebellious deadbeat son to help him at work.
People disagree and use logical fallacies to argue each other. Someone gets hit by a car.
>>67757711
Empire Strikes Back
>>67754515
Eh?
>>67757711
Star Wars. Rebellious makes it too easy.
>>67757662
>>67757614
Falling Down?
Buttons for eyes
>>67757721
God is not Dead.
2 frogs are lesbos and they get into a relationship
he drives
>>67757783
No. Not emotionally unstable one anyway.
>>67757762
No one was getting it so I reposted an easier one here >>67757786 but good job.
>>67752760
Love Actually
>>67757786
9 or 6 or something like that
>>67757799
Deuce Bigalow.
>>67757783
No to the office job
neet virgin ruins a holiday then learns a lesson
>>67757614
Obvious: Office Space
Less obvious: Fight Club
>>67757789
Yes
>>67757860
the goonies
2 children and a man with his eyes closed eternally fight with a psychic fetus against a clone of the psychic fetus while the clone takes control of woodland creatures to aid him.
>>67757824
No, someone already got it. It's Coraline.
A man is murdered for double-crossing terrorists forcing his friend to flee in pimped-out car.
>>67757860
Elf
>>67757914
Back to the Future
i am legit scared after buyin a liter instead of a fifth. I do't watn to die of aids
>In the end, I really was, a Blast from the past.
t. Brandon
>>67757875
>Office Space
Yep
>>67757926
Yes.
>>67757799
So does he.
Two kids get their sandwich stolen and become men.
A taxi driver uses his last match
>>67757996
Fifth Element.
>>67757973
>>67757847
it was this you dumb retards
It took 12 years to make
A crazy guy meets an equally crazy girl
>>67758003
that's a plot?
>>67758003
Journey To The Center Of The Earth
A man finds out he was resurrected. But he didn't die to begin with.
>>67758043
JUSTice League part 1
>>67757900
Pokémon: The First Movie
A man stranded on an island befriends a corpse that has a boner.
>>67758068
you got it
>>67758077
Is this a new movie that stars either Daniel Redcliffe or Elija Wood? I forgot which one.
Satan is gay
>>67758003
foodfight
>>67758060
I don't think this is an actual movie yet.
>>67758096
Has Daniel. You technically got it, it's called Swiss Army Man.
>>67758107
southpark the "movie"
>>67758003
12 years a slave
>>67758139
Yes
Beavis and Butthead Do America
You guys are never guessing this one.
>>67758159
ey bb did you like how sassy I was when I put "movie" in quotes ;3
Frozen guy is defrosted to fight another defrosted guy
a flakey military officer tries to stop WW3
>>67758226
You're gonna regret that post for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.
>>67758217
Beaver and Buttface
>>67758225
Yee
>>67758244
Fuck, how did you guess?
>>67758242
Every second on 4chan is regrettable
Zombies
>>67752791
Gay
she kills people
>>67758351
Minions.
>>67758363
Kill Bill.
A man who trains zombies for a living tries to get his dick sucked and helps bring down a super zombie.
Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in a slightly macabre tale.
An antisocial young woman has a mental breakdown and almost kills everybody.
If you but it, something comes out.
>>67757468
Office Space
>>67758478
Meant to say
If you rub it, something comes out.
Guy sells weapons
A blond guy and fatass cross the country to get revenge, and also other shit happens
>>67758501
Lord of War.
>>67758478
>>67758498
Aladdin
>>67758517
Yeah fuck you too
Government agent kills a few niggers and gets scolded
>>67758003
Boyhood?
Niggeress poops in baked goods.
>>67758363
Under the Skin
>>67758504
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
>>67758520
Yes
A professional athlete dedicates his career to his wife and son.
Crackpot scientist realizes that carvings in shape of constellations probably represent constellations.
>>67758624
Stargate.
>>67758624
Prometheus
>>67758640
That's the one.
Boobs get held hostage in Hollywood.
>>67758226
Demolition man
>>67756875
vanilla sky
Professor Snape causes problems for local business owners.
>>67757583
indeed
It's a 5 part epic series about a guy who climbs a snowy mountain and cuts down a tree.
>>67752760
This was way funnier than it should have been. I was caught off guard by this post.
>>67758239
hunt for red october
>>67758555
>>67758594
yes
>>67758915
No, let me explain more
After learning that he accidentally a baby, he has to have his Girlfriend (now wife) move in and take care of the ugly little shit. His Girlfriend gets pissed and leaves, leaving him to go insane
>>67758901
die hard?
>>67759058
That probably could work but not what I had in mind.
>>67757711
>A father tries to get his rebellious deadbeat son to help him at work
4chan: The Movie?
A complex female character fights an evil overlord
>>67759135
Our fathers have given up on us a long time ago
>>67759277
Fuck, nevermind too obvious
>>67758527
Nobody trying this one out ?
An old man takes advantage of a young kid's good will and places him into labour work for his own benefit.
>>67759565
Harry Potter
Alien eats cucks
Semi-mute stunt double gets cucked into saving milf's son, goes full autist rampage before driving away into the distance.
After the 2nd amendment puts its foot up his ass, shit gets metal
>>67759810
I found it from the first 6 words but the rest belittles my success
two guys pretends to be cops and murders a bunch of gang members
>>67759873
Did I go overboard?
>>67759810
Drove.
>>67759919
>semi-mute
>autist rampage
>driving away
Way too easy man
>stunt double gets cucked into saving milf's son
>>67759950
damn. Here let me try again.
Countries send people to play dress up to save human from aliens.
>>67752760
Lord of the Rings
A bunch of gooks remember the same thing differently
Some SJW cucks release a criminal because they're not 100% sure
>>67760217
Gone Girl.
>>67760223
older
A dog meets another dog, hangin' round in the streets.
>>67760198
Rashomon
>>67760217
12 Angry Men
>>67760258
>12 Angry Men
Good call.
>>67760258
>12 Angry Men
yep
>>67758781
Yup
the ayyys come and only will smith can stop them
>>67752349
A young girl is lost, meets up with three strange men and kills a woman in an argument over shoes.
>>67753989
Time bandits?
>>67757662
Equilibrium
>>67759565
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Nicholas Cage teaches the stereotypical Mexican guy from Antman the secret to surviving completely certain death.
>>67759565
gran torino?
