>it's a Jimmy Fallon tries to be funny episode
>>67744135
so every episode?
>>67744135
What's /v/'s opinion on this guy?
is he the best live show at the moment?
>>67744600
that would be conan
>>67744600
That would be bill Wilson
>>67744600
That would be Jay leno
>it's a Jimmy Fallon ruins a guest's joke with his fake laughter episode
>>67744782
>Colon
As expected of a Leno fan.
>>67744789
when did this ever happen?
>>67744135
Tries too hard and self inserts even harder. Guy wants to be famous so hard he has to sing with every guest.
Laughs at his own jokes
Gushes and panders to his guests instead of talking to them and having a good time like say Craig Ferguson
>>67744514
this
>>67744878
Every fucking episode.
>>67744135
You triggered me. Now I'm gonna go on a tirade.
Jimmy Fallon is a talentless piece of shit. First off, his interviews are the most cringe-inducing things on earth. He literally just sits there, awkwardly laughs, looks at his notes (that obviously he didn't writ a hundred times, and sucks the guest's dick so they promote whatever it is they're trying to promote. He's a TERRIBLE conversationalist and so his interviews are AWKWARD AS FUCK.
He doesn't do standup like most late night tv shows cause he's fucking terrible. And his material is easily the worst; all he does is read tweets off fucking q-cards (who's fucking bright idea was that?).
Then there's the games. Oh boy. This guy is so uninteresting and terrible at his job that he needs fucking games to keep the audience watching and the guest from being bored to tears. And the games are of course, completely fucking retarded.
He also tries to wedge in his "impressions" at any fucking point and all it does is screams autism.
Jimmy's the epitome of a fucking hack.
You can tell he absolutely hates his life.
Has to host this stupid as all fuck show that's watched by complete fucking morons.
People who actually think Hillary is going to make a good president.
People who laugh at fucking "jokes" that aren't funny by a completely unlikable piece of shit who has to rely on stupid gimmicks to keep people from falling asleep.
You can tell every guest he has on the show wants to fucking murder him because such a fake asshole.
Which really isn't a problem since everyone is a fake asshole, but he's so bad at pretending to be one it really makes you wonder how this cocksucker ever got famous in the first place.
>it's a Jimmy fallon is so unfunny that he has to hire paid actors to sit at his show so that people will laugh at his jokes episode
>>67744135
is kimmel any better?
>>67745284
He doesn't hate his life, he's rich without having to do much work
>>67744135
>hahahaha
>*clap clap clap*
>>67745340
No. But there are others, many others that are better.
>>67745340
Kimmel's pretty fucking cringe.
He's tries to be "one of the boys" but completely destroyed every last shred of dignity he had when he blubbered like a bitch when that fucking hack Letterman retired.
>>67744878
Any guest tries telling an anecdote, jimmy is already laughing his ass off before the punchline, laughs even harder when it's delivered crying "I don't believe, oh my God hahahhabahahha"
>>67745488
>"I don't believe, oh my God hahahhabahahha"
Holy shit I read it in his voice.
>>67744135
HEHEH
*clap*
HEHEHAHA
*clap clap*
>Ohmigod this is so totally crazy... I'd like to introduce tonight's guest... we're super psyched to have him on... tonight's guest is Josh Stewart... I can't believe this is happening... for you guys that don't know Josh played The Masketta Man in this totally amazing film The Dark Knight Rises... this is so totally crazy I can't believe he's here... I watched TDKR like every day in college... this guy is a genius... I can't believe this is actually happening... this is so totally crazy...
>it's a late night talk show episode
>it's a jimmy fallon did too much coke and alienated his wife, daughter, and close friends and family episode
>>67745416
>rich bored people can't be unhappy
>>67745460
Not anyone american, that's for sure (maybe conan)
>>67745217
I feel like this is pasta
I did feel bad for him though when he found out he blew it with Kidman.
You could tell he was on the verge of a total meltdown.
>>67745596
It's not. It's autism
>>67745623
What happened
>>67745698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsNbxgPngA
>>67745623
I feel bad whenever he speaks. Guy laughs like a retarded jackal at the mere inference of a possibility of a potential joke.
How do we kill the tonigh show?
>>67744600
>is he the best live show at the moment?
What does /tv/ thinks of the Ellen show? Is it better than Jimmy?
They are all terrible, Conan lost the fire, but even a crippled Conan is better than the rest.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU_z34cA7U4
HOLY KEK
>>67745780
We crash it.
>>67745733
fucking kek
>>67745942
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Norton
Conan
Fallon,sadly
>>67745852
Conan may have ruined his career but at least he had one.
>>67745808
>it's a john oliver tells the current year episode
>>67745567
fuck, read it in his voice
>>67744600
neurotic beta manlet hack american comedian(?) host, probably c.uck too
Should be food for hyenas
>>67745852
a punished Conan
>>67744600
nice bait my friend
>>67745808
lol quality b8
>>67744135
god he is one unfunny cunt. and this is coming from an australian.
I've never seen the Fallon show but what I've pieced together from commercials and internet clips it's an hour of Fallon and a boring vapid celebrity playing hide and seek or charades.
How far off am I?
What's the truth to that rumor he has a drinking problem, this dude seems like he's on something
>>67746202
watch the show retard
>>67746226
He does have a massive drinking problem.
>>67745733
Holy fuck the cringe
>>67746314
I fucking hope so.
>>67746314
Where's the proof tho? Give me an article atleast son
>>67746226
I think NBC is keeping it mum, but they know what's going on
>>67746202
Fookin' ponce.
>>67746404
Words are just wind, my sweet summer child.
>It's a classic graham norton episode
Anytime it's an all male couch you're guaranteed a great episode
>>67746314
Probably just whiney americans to be honest.
People forget Fallon is Canadian.
Plus I'm pretty sure he's got some Irish in him.
I've known a lot of Canadians and lot of Irish and there's no such thing as drinking problem with these people.
That's like saying someone has a breathing problem.
If these people don't have a drink in their hands, there's gonna be trouble.
>>67746541
What's wrong with nu-Norton?
>>67746471
you mean i'm writing in the wind
>>67746571
derp I'm retarded, he's not a canuck
he is irish though
I can smell a mic from a mile away
>>67746596
Female quotas
>>67746657
>he's Canadian
>no wait he's Irish
>I'm never mistaken about Irishmen
>>67746728
he is Irish you fucking queer
google it
google brain a too you fucking nigger
>>67746596
He's a faggot.
>>67746783
>google brain a too you fucking nigger
lmao this cuck
>>67746783
Shut up Sandy, you dumb whore.
Ye
>>67746977
keks mcgeks
>>67745733
Why would a literal goddess like Kidman would be interested in such a fucking ugly hack in the first place?
>>67747515
>ugly
said the virgin
>>67747515
But Kidman isnt even hot. I'd say fallons wife is actually hotter
someone post the pasta
>>67747713
You're blind
>>67747564
And you're wrong, and again, girls like charisma and confidence, Kimmel has none and frankly his looks leave much to be desired too.
>>67747811
>>67745284
>>67745217
Captcha : (cuck) shed
>>67744135
Trying to make an actual thread today of all days
>>67747859
>you're blind
No u. Kidman is like 6/10 at best. Fallons wife is 8/10
>>67747950
Its so hard, everyone is focused on memeing for a filtered name.
>>67747985
Stop being a cuck, kidman was better in 2003 than jimmy's wife in 2004.
>>67747985
Not even trips can confirm this shit.
>>67748144
>>67748049
How can you cucks be so blind. I don't even know if I'd fuck her
>>67748230
>Berlin 2015
You do realize she is like 50 years old now, right?
>>67744634
Conan isn't very good. He was when everything was going wrong at NBC. But he's a terrible interviewer and his show has no budget and is just a big bore. Andy is a good side-kick though.
Craig Ferguson was the best one.
>>67748321
>Craig Ferguson was the best one.
>>67748272
>1995
>still looks average as fuck
>Oh my god! hahaha
>*claps hands*
>*slaps desk*
>>67745021
fallon is the anti Dara O'brien.
>>67745217
>q-cards
>>67749684
I farted in my hand and then smeled it
>>67749805
weak sense of smell or weak ass farts?
>>67749899
It's a more concentrated dosage if you transfer it directly from hand to nostrils
no wonder why he's drinking himself to death, and doing enough blow to kill all of bolivia.
to take the shame of being such a fucking talentless hack fraud sperglord away.
>>67746097
>It's a Jimmy repeats his unfunny one liner because the guest talked over him episode
>it's a Jimmy Fallon completely shatters your sense of immersion with a 10 second cameo episode
What do you guys think of this fat fuck?
>>67745217
>You triggered me. Now I'm gonna go on a tirade.
>Aidan Gillen is a talentless piece of shit. First off, his scenes are the most cringe-inducing things on earth. He literally just sits there, awkwardly laughs, looks at his notes (that obviously he didn't writ a hundred times, and sucks Bane's dick so they Crash whatever it is they're trying to make wreckage. He's a TERRIBLE conversationalist and so his characters are AWKWARD AS FUCK.
>He doesn't do movies like most C list actors cause he's fucking terrible. And his material is easily the worst; all he does is read his lines off fucking q-cards (who's fucking bright idea was that?).
>Then there's the planes. Oh boy. This guy is so uninteresting and terrible at his job that he needs fucking planes to keep the audience watching and the guest from being bored to tears. And the planes are of course, completely fucking retarded.
>He also tries to wedge in his "loyalty" at any fucking point and all it does is screams autism.
>Aidan the epitome of a fucking hack.
>>67746314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-J6qpZR4Fs
you take that back
>>67745340
I don't really watch any late shows anymore but I like Kimmel's and Conan's shitty skits
Fallon is pretty bad
Colbert, I haven't seen much but what i did see was basically a boring version of Colbert Show
