Favorite simpsons quotes?
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"And that little boy that nobody liked grew up to be...Roy Cohn. Now you know the rest of the story"
>>67720083
"This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the film the never ending story"
"So you think I have a case"
"Mr simpson I don't use the word hero lightly, but you, are the greatest hero in American history"
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"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
>>67721365
this is mien so i'll have to chose another
"hello, my name is mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me"
"ok mr burns, whats your first name"
"i don't know"
Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!
>>67720083
a garbage man
AND WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO, THATS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FACE! YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO...
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try
>>67720083
>I don't know, what do you think Smithers?
>I think women and seamen don't mix
>We -know- what you think..
>>67720083
"You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay, just don't call me washed up I do three shows a day!"
>>67724490
All the kids in Springfield are little sobs
Just because i don't care doesn't mean that i don't understand
"we started like romeo and juliet, but it ended up in tragedy"
dunno why i like this one so much but it's one of my favorites
>>67724338
>AND WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO, THATS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FACE! YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO...
>it aint me starts playing
Buenas noches mein fuhrer
"Boy everyone is stupid but me"
this one is funny because it's true
deep down everybody thinks that they are a genius and that most other people are dumb
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.' - Lionel Hutz
Good Lord, what is happening in there?
The Aurora Borealis?
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
we were talking about the time you beat jury duty
oh yeaaaah, the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races
>>67724937
Excuse me sir is there an orange Julius stand on this floor?
I'll sell you this one, it's basically full
Well why don't I just drink out of a toilet bowl
Hell be back...
"good evening sir, would you please leave without a fuss right now"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkqki5wLZW0
Whoa... I have mustard?
one that rings true for /tv/
"Last night's itchy and scratch was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. rest assured that i was on the interenet withint minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world"
>>67724905
nah, just you
>>67725139
There aren't any fire exits at this lesbian bar! Enjoy your death trap lady's
What's her problem?
Nucular. It's pronounced nucular.
"hello? you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel"
Uhh, wallet inspector.
Let this be a lesson to ya: kids never learn!
as a physics fag this one always tickled me
Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food
-C.M. Burns
>>67725662
Hi diddly-ho, wife-arino!
The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.
Used grease is worth money? Then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold!
>an aurora borealis, in this part of the country, this part of the year, this time of day localized entirely within your kitchen?
And here come the pretzels! Hall of farmer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for...for some kind of sanity. And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious. This is a...this is a black day for baseball.
Flintstone's chewable morphine!
Push out the jive...bring in the love!
"oh well the bird bird bird the bird is the word" - homer sampson
Oh, man. Homer wussed out. I'm so disillusioned.
>>67720083
I thought he became José Luis RodrÃguez
Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now. Me sick
>>67732057
ooh, he card read good
Awww... twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut.
>twenty dollars can buy MANY peanuts.
What? Explain how.
>Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Woo-hoo!
>>67720083
never got this roy cohn joke.
>>67732309
the exchanges between characters and their brains are gold
As your president, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an A-B-C of the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Bester, Clarke!
-What about Ray Bradbury?
I'm aware of his work
So she was made of chimps! Man, magic can do anything.
Marge maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels herlrlrrarllghghbgbeer five dollars? getouttahere
You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic.
>>67720083
>>67732386
he was an attorney during the wave of McCarthyism in the 50s
>>67732913
hahah gotta agree with this guy
>>67732701
>Well I say more asbestos!
>MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!
Many of our clients find pants confining so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman. Ponchos, muumuus, capes,
jumpsuits,unisheets, muslin body rolls, academic and judicial robes.
>>67721242
>woo hoo headgrab
