OH SHIT NIGGER Warner Bros wants to make a live action JoJo franchise up to part 3 and they want YOU to choose the director and cast! Who do you pick?
>>67718157
Zack Snyder for director. He'll capture the dark tones that JBA has in part 2
>>67718157
Del Toro will direct obviously
Or Tarantino
Jotaro is Clint Eastwood
Kakyoin is Keanu reeves
Polnareff is Dwayne Johnson covered in baby powder
Avdol is Paula Abdul
Joseph is Jesse Eisenberg
Iggy is Danny devito in a fur suit
Star platinum is the ghost of Randy Savage
Fuck part 1 to 3, all we need is this.
I really want the Stands to be guys in suits instead of CGI
>>67718157
>JoJo franchise
literally who?
Fucking weeb shit?
>>67718413
>Iggy is Danny devito in a fur suit
Kek
>>67718303
omg I actually keep my berries in a jar WTFFF
>>67718713
>not knowing JoJo
Jon you fuck
Who actually cares
Typical autist material
As long as they don't cast Japanese actors to play British and American people I'm okay
Who's going to play Father Pucci?
>>67718845
Will Smith of course, he should be old enough to have white hair at that point
>>67718157
>WB
fuck off faggot, i don't want them ruining muh jojo
>>67718936
Do we get a sex scene between Pucci and DIO?
>>67718764
I dont watch jap cartoons
>>67719054
That'll actually take up the majority of screen time for part six. Jolyne is being reworked into a side story
>>67719031
They have the rights, so
>>67719086
JoJo is literally in Louvre
>>67719208
>That kino as fuck last name.
I gotta trust this poster.
>>67719208
>>67719250
Also there is a JoJo Gucci line of clothes
I dont care who plays Jotaro.
I just want to see Dwayne Johnson with Polnareff hair.
Or Ninja from Die Antwoord. Fucking look at this guy.
Viggo Mortensen for Gyro please
>>67719142
That actually sounds great. Will they rewrite the ending so that Pucci ends up reaching Heaven and being with his psychic vampire bf forever? :33
>>67718659
I dont think that would work with every stand. Hierophant Green, maybe. But Stands like ZA WARUDO and Star Platinum would need CGI for the ORAORAORA/MUDAMUDAMUDA type stuff.
>>67718713
Look, i'm not a big fan of anime weeb shit, but JoJo is a pretty fun show. Go watch it or read the manga.
>>67718303
Fuck Stardust Memers, cast best part
All I know about JoJo is men with homosexual tendencies that dress flamboyantly.
What's it actually about?
Why would they stop just when it starts to get good?
Zack Snyder for director, and Idris Elba for everyone in the cast
>>67720752
Aragon as Zeppelli, Grunt Gustin as Johnny
>>67720920
Men with homosexual tendencies dressing flamboyantly while fighting vampires, aztec vampires or vampires who stole your ancestors lower body and now have some kind of spirit guardian.
It's actually pretty good.
>>67720920
There are no gay characters in JoJo (okay, a few minor ones are >implied to be).
Its hard to describe what its about, the word 'bizarre' in the title is justified. Manga is divided into 8 (at the moment) parts, each taking place in different time periods and featuring its own cast of characters, and only loosely connected to others.
>>67718157
The only appropriate choice is that we rez Derek Jarman.
If the director isn't a gay British person what the fuck's the point?
>>67720920
Part I-II consist of giant bara men fighting an assortment of vampires and the Aztec gods of fitness with magical kung-fu to save the world.
Afterwards, it's about flamboyantly-dressed men with homosexual inclinations fighting gay priests, serial killers, vampires, and drug lords with psychic ghosts that can punch. Then the entire universe gets destroyed and reset at part VI, and we get a homosexual crippled cowboy terrorist and an guido trying to defeat the dimension-traveling president of the U.S. with a combination of psychic punchghosts and spinning kung-fu all so that they can retrieve the body parts of Jesus Christ, and we go from there.
>>67721216
>Speedwagon
>Not gay
wew lad
>>67722918
>people think because he died a bachelor he never scored
>super billionaire
>never scored
COME THE FUCK ON
>>67721216
The First Lady being bisexual is an important plot point.
>>67723001
Is there a speedwagon in SBR? I'm currently on part 5, and it's horrible. Giomo is the worse main character so far. Also, don't give me "It's because the translation sucks", I highly doubt it would change anything.
>>67723405
Most people agree Bruno is the protagonist of part 5, I'd say it gets better towards the end
>>67723070
>Araki lesbianism
>lip playan
>face sittan
WEW LAD
>>67723488
I hope so, I'm just started part 5, and it's kind of just eh. Granted part 4 was just so damn honestly.
>>67723593
Good*
>Up to part 3
Fucking anime secondaries
Part 7 would animekino.
>>67718157
Edgar Wright.
Liam Hemsworth as Jonathan Joestar
>>67725768
>Liam Hemsworth
>getting budget Hemsworth
>>67718157
>gooktoons
>>>/a/
>>67725818
Liam as Jotaro
Chris as Star Platinum
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>>67725818
Chris is too old
>>67725870
Im all for this
>>67718253
>We decided to have some fun, since Lisa Lisa doesn't fit into the universe we are building
>Thus she gets gang raped to death by the Pillarmen
FUN!
>>67725993
Leg guitar was kind of like rape
The cast wouldn't be that diverse. I have a way to fix this though. So part one and two are both white like they originally are. However, in part 3 Holly doesn't go to Japan and marries an asian man. Instead she moves to New York and meets Jamal Brownjo. This will help diverse the cast, because Jotaro will be mixed. We could also insert the discussion of racism, by making Joseph a man who is stuck in the past. We will make him over time, accept Jotaro as the proud black man he is.
>>67718157
shamalan
>>67723405
Part 5 is the worst by far so just power through it. It gets better when Doppio shows up
>>67725864
>complaining about the gook cartoons on an Albanian ivory-carving board
>>67725993
>Snyder JoJo project
Pls no
>>67726319
>because Jotaro will be mixed.
he's already mixed you dink.
>>67718157
I have nothing to contribute to this, so I'll just post this instead
>>67726434
Stupid retard, Asians are pretty much white. We need a black lead.
Just a bunch of models that look the part
>>67726450
>Mexicans are bad guys
>nazis are good guys
Part 2 was fun
>>67726465
we already have Smokey.
>>67726319
Joseph is already best friends with a black guy and an Egyptian
>>67720920
Part 1 was castlevania
Part 2 was Indiana jones
Part 3 was modern day fellowship of the ring
>>67726319
What? JoJo would be great for Hollywood to adapt since its diverse as fuck. Obviously part 2 must be skipped because it shows nazi as courageous men, but after that its multiculturalism heaven. Part 3 cast features all major races, main character is the product of racemixing, main bad guy is white british blond male
>>67726450
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>67718157
Arnold Schwarzenegger to act for all the characters,even female ones. Morgan Freeman dubbing all of the characters as well.
>>67726319
But part 6 characters are pretty diverse,there's fucking plankton and a nigger priest.
>>67727674
Don't forget the priest is not only black, but also gay.
>>67727702
I'm on part 5 right now, is he actually gay or speedwagon-gay?
