WE HAVE TO SAVE MARTHA
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MAN VERSUS BAT
WHERES RACHEL
>>67711204
>let's have a 4 minute fight first in a movie called Batman v Superman, then we will resolve our differences and become best friends after the 4 minute fight
So the bone spur that Doomsday impaled Supes with was the broken hilt of Wonder Woman's sword, right? Thats why she was shown using the Lasso later, right? Because an 1000+ year old metahuman would have access to a sword forged from Krytonian alloys and passed down from metageneration to metagenration, right?
>>67712434
That's retarded, Christina.
>>67712434
Forged by Hephaestus, God of the forge.
ie, Magical.
Doomsday could always kill supes bare handed, because Doomsday.
IF MAN CAN'T BEAT GOD, THEN THE DEVIL WILL!!!!!
>>67711204
Posting to save bill wilson instead
WE HAVE TO SAVE MARTHA GUYS
ROLL FOR MARTHA TO SAVE HER
MARTHA KENT GET HYPE
HOL UP so you be sayin out mommas have the same name? SHIEEETTT, now I know I can trust you and don't find it all that you refer to your mom by her first name.
What's my name again?
>>67712565
>>67712589
So you are saying WW didn't lose her 15 000 year old dwarf star alloy boomerang sword for no reason after she chopped Doomsday's arm off? Where did it go if not snapped off in Doomsday's stump?
>>67712809
it was a fake
>>67712809
Lost to the elder abomination Gaff Of Continuity.
>>67712866
No, the Gordionchopper was. If WW's blade was fake she would not have been able to sever limbs from a Kryptonian. WW's sword is made from Krypton scout materials.
>>67712887
A sacrifice to Highgod McGuffin?
>>67713009
Possibly lost in a Plot Hole, who knows.
But as I said, it's magic. Magic harms Kryptonians, the blade doesn't need to be forged from anything but terrestrial materials, or maybe Orichalcum because Atlantis is a thing.
Edit to add: the fake Alexander Sword was a replica 300 sword. Alexander = Lex, gettit?
>>67713189
In-universe the Kryptonians seeded life like Stargate Ancients. It wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that Ancient tech has seeped downstream and WW has a sword forged of Kryptonian design, and Aquachad's technology is built on a similar base. Snydebrik has already established a progenitor race scenario.
>>67712707
STOP PRESIDENT POSTING
roll
>>67713600
>may boone
why is this so funny?
This movie was horrible
>>67713646
>juan kidd
och laddie, tha ironing...
>my mother's name is mother
what did he mean by this?
>>67713646
>he didn't enjoy the Batman
>he didn't laugh with the whole cinema at the edgy dialogue
>he didn't enjoy the crazy Lex Luthor performance
>he didn't watch it with brodude friends and got drunk
You're the pleb here. Murderman vs Captain Hypocrite is obviously the most entertaining movie of the year so far.
>>67713777
Well Bob, he meant that it is a scene women could never understand.
>>67713600
>Posted Luthor
>2 president names roll
Is this film truly THIS deep?
>>67711204
Sex with a duck
>>67713857
This
>>67713646
>Not liking Wonder Woman's theme
Negro..
>>67713646
Juan OF YOU
>>67713904
Anything you say Mr Cunny-ham
>>67713777
KANE?
>>67713646
>this movie is terrible
>said one kid
>>67713646
REEEEEEEEE SPIC WITH BAD TASTE GET OUT
>>67713928
>Liking Wonder Woman's theme
Spic
>>67714012
Says the white trash.
>>67713482
If he pulls this, then 10/10.
It'll go full Plan 9 so bad it's good.
MARTHA VS SAVE
SUIT VS IDENTITY
WAYNE VS BANE
SHADOWS VS LEAGUE
UNDER ESTIMATION VS POWER
JESSE VS SKYWALKER
HIGH GROUND VS HUBRIS
>>67711204
Is MARTHA in this thread?
>>67714071
Say's the one named "Crystal" fuck off back to your trailer park stupid bitch.
>>67714112
I am an exotic dancer, you milk chocolate fuck knuckle. Get it right.
>>67714236
>Milton
Bitch, that's a last name. Fuck up.
KRYPTON VS MASS EFFECT COUNCIL
KROGAN VS TURIAN
>>67714299
Fuck off Jew
>>67714350
>Calls people Jews
>Literally named after money
>Last name is a slang for a dick
YOU LACK A LEG TO STAND ON MY MAN.
Collectors vs reapers
Protheans vs asari
Animals vs humans
Martha here
no problem, I'm fine.
>TELL ME, DO YOU BLEED?
>YOU WILL
>>67714299
>A jew is going to tell off Milton
>>67714427
REEEEEEE
Martha here
>>67714427
BUILD WALL
>>67711393
BAT OF MAN VERSUS MAN OF BAT
>>67711204
"Saving Martha"
>>67714519
will i still be felix liu or is it random or id or or or
>>67714206
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