>supershit
>can't hear ticking bomb from two feet away
>focuses on Congresswoman Peach Pee's stuttering and awkward silences, instead of actually hearing a fucking ticking bomb
Let's face it, writers of this movie should literally be in "DELETE THIS" mode right now.
>>67706883
He can't focus on everything at once retard. They even explained it in man of steel. Go kill yourself.
>he thinks bombs tick
Fag everbody knows that modern bombs have a tiny red light that blinks and goes beep, beep, beep.
>>67706883
>bombs
>tick
Time to take a break from movies, baka
>>67706883
>bombs in 2016 tick
come on grandpa, do you think theres a big double bell alarm clock attached to some dynomite in that guys wheelchair?
>>67706883
Why would the bomb be ticking? It could have been made with a digital watch or have a detonator.
What I don't get is why Lex gave a bunch of mercs these experimental prototype bullets.
>ticking bomb
Haven't you watched fight club?
>>67706883
The whole point is that underneath his godly powers,Supes is just an incompetent and insecure man. He was probably freaking out during the whole trial thinking of the right words to say to look good.
>>67706945
So Lois Lane could discover them.
She's a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist!
>doesn't immediately fly around the Earth to reverse its orbit so he can go back in time and stop the bomb
>>67706926
>>67706936
>>67706937
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>>67706948
>literally has x-ray vision
Golly that wheelchair sure looks strange....
>>67706903
Gee, a ticking timer would probably stand out among the crowd.
>>67706903
At his age he should be completely aware of discrepancies of this sort at the very least covering the entire building.
He's not a kid anymore. Not noticing the bomb shows tunnel vision for one of his species. A lack of awareness.
>>67706926
Those tracking devices sure did BLINK and BEEP a lot.
It's be common courtesy for the bombs to tick and have huge alarm clocks on top of them.
>>67706883
I was so pumped for this scene to hear what Suped had to say. It reallypissedme off when it ended so abruptly.
>>67706903
yet he can hear lois falling from a building from miles away
>Doesn't immediately smell the urine in front of Holly Hunter with his super scent as he walks in
>>67706883
what was the bomb anyway? was it a handheld nuke? how did nobody notice a bomb that strong?
>>67707000
It doesn't work like that, it's selective, he can control it. otherwise everyone would bespookyskeletons and veins to him.
>>67707000
>And I, Superman, should know because I'm a certified wheelchair engineer and bomb recognizer
>>67707017
how do you know it was a ticking timer? even if it was, I doubt the ordinary person could hear it. Supes even said it in the movie, "I didn't see it lois. Because I wasn't looking." They even fucking explained it you piece of faggotshit. Go complain about something else.
>>67707000
>superman walks around giving people cancer because he used his x-ray vision 100% of the time
>>67707052
Well all people have some trace urine on their genitals. And some shit too. you now realise that Superman goes through life smelling piss and shit
>>67707041
underrated
>>67706955
>the whole point
shillman detected.
Imagine it being really quiet in the room and suddenly you hear from under the wheelchair guy's seat a robotic voice saying "time to detonation: 30 seconds" and people look at him with raised eye brows and the wheelchair guy is perplex as well and then the voice is back "20, 19, 18,". And nobody does anything and the scene plays out the same. I hope that'll be in the director's cut.
>>67707054
he only focuses on what he wants to hear. He has been keeping an eye out for lois because shes goes to dangerous places like Africa in the beginning. Before you complain why he never heard Martha's kidnapping, let me tell you that he never imagined that his identity would be discovered by anyone, let alone his mother being in any harm.
>>67707099
>it's a 't-the director's cut will m-make it all better" post
too distracted by the qt asian
>>67707104
shit replied to wrong anon. sorry. I mean to reply to the faggot that asked how he heard lois falling.
>>67706926
>>67706936
he literally moans to Lois afterwards that he couldn't HEAR the bomb, did you even see the fucking movie, virgin retards who didn't get crowbared up your ass enough when you were little?
>>67706883
The better question is how the fuck did Lex slide in a fucking bomb into the fucking Senate when I have to strip naked at the fucking airport?
>>67707117
>bamboo mannequin with a wig.jpg
>>67707117
s-she's ok, right? She figured it out and walked out in time.
>>67707135
What if he did hear it but thought the ticking was just somebody's wrist watch?
>>67707136
the bomb was probably in the wheelchair. Or maybe the wheelchair itself.
>>67707078
>A bald Lois confronts Superman about this during a live TV interview
>>67707161
does that make him any less of a supershit? you're literally conjecturing from a human fuck up's point of view
>>67707149
of course
>>67707165
No shit.
And do you really think wheelchairs don't get checked for bombs? Especially if it's the wheelchair of a guy that was arrested for VANDALISM AND TERRORISM
>>67707095
>explaining stuff is being a shill
Just quip my shit up
>>67707210
Snyder and his damn CGI
>>67707041
>>67707136
Yeah that pissed me off too. Snyder wanted to present it as shocking to the audience but instead it came across as heavyhanded and forced.
Literally Snyder writing the plot for BvS https://youtu.be/37GswdrYcig
>>67707248
you're not explaining stuff, you're giving a clunky scene a higher meaning, to force the notion that it was masterfully done and conveyed said higher message
S H I L L
>>67707166
>Lexberg becomes bald simply because he got prison shaven
>no radioactive side-effects, no fucking nothing
furthre proof this movie was simply grotesque
>>67707045
Yeah because he had a personal interest in Lois Lane. Everyone else is like an ant to him. It's a new Ayn Randian take on Supes, and I applaud it.
Now, a lesser filmaker would probably have spun this version of supes into a compelling story and an interesting subversion of audience expectations. But not the visionary Snyder, oh no. He boldly leaves the movie in such a mess that even after hours of research online and in old comic books, you're still left with cobbling diffrent fan theories and head canons together in order to at least try to makes sense of it all.
An as evidenct in the box office, this is the future of cinema. A brave new world.
>>67707292
Kryptonite armour next flick
>>67707166
I never got this. If Dr Manhatten is a godlike being why couldn't he just cure the cancer?
>>67707000
The wheel chair was probably made of lead
>>67707117
>putting Mercy Graves in your movie
>acts nothing like Mercy
>looks nothing like Mercy
>has like 2 lines of dialogue
>gets blown up with a jar of piss and a female Foghorn Leghorn while Superman stands there, wondering if he left the oven on
As a fan of the DCAU, fuck you Zack. Fuck you.
It's probably a lot of work.
>>67707300
Sometimes I can not tell which posts unironically defend Snyder and which posts don't
>he thinks modern bombs tick, blink, beep, using red lights or colored wires
>>67706883
Welcome to 1943, OP. I'm sure you'll find many modern technologies to amaze you in this wonderful WORLD OF TOMORROW!
How much C4 was in that wheelchair that it incinerated entire congress building?
>everything itt thread is explicitly addressed in the movie by clark himself
>>67707112
> it's an autistic post
Are you incapable of detecting tone or
>>67707210
Everyone knows Zack and his wife are swingers
This pic of manlet is lame
>>67707000
To anyone besides a bomb tech or an engineer, that bomb would have looked like nothing more than wiring and electronics. They could have even disguised the explosives to look like battery packs.
That's what I would have done, and I'm a professional supervillain.
>>67707279
Did you even watch the movie
Supes later cries about it with Lois,he literally says he couldn't hear the bomb because of the situation he was in
>>67707361
Will that autistic guy who made a YT analysis of how Man of Steel is a hidden masterpiece (don't remember link now) return with this one as well?
>>67706883
>Congress security fail to recognize a fucking bomb
>blame it on Superman
??????
>>67707425
and what situation was that? hnng I'm in a room wtih people, being accused of manslaughter and the woman speaking is having a hard time speaking. hnng I bettah focus now this obviously requires all my supahskills
>>67706955
This
>>67707000
are you fucking serious
he couldn't look at the wheelchair because of his shame
>i didn't see it lois
>i didn't see it because i wasn't looking
they flat out EXPLAIN this shit to you and you still miss it
>>67707340
Thats just a three letter word for a small mind to comprehend.
>>67706883
Nah man, LexCorp can make the Super-Mega-Silent-Bomb-Delux-3000-Utimate-edition out of scrap. It's total fictional dumbo.
>>67707334
>acts nothing like mercy
are you saying any other character in the movie acted like their comic/animated counter part?
Is Superman a big guy?
>>67706961
But why were the bullets that link the incident to him necessary at all?
>>67706883
>2016
>ticking bombs
>>67707504
Perry White, sorta.
Didn't say "Great Ceasar's Ghost!" once though.
>>67707530
To be honest that's probably just some filler subplot. But I guess they wanted to show how lex was behind everything all along.
>>67706945
He told them thy could hurt supes. It was incentive for them to go shooting i.e more likely for her op to go fubar
>>67707546
But why would Lex even give these bullets to the mercs? Why couldn't it just be an ordinary paper trail that linked Lex to the mercenaries?
>>67707608
he might have just been testing new types of bullets
he does still have a business to run
>>67707498
I don't consider that too unreasonable. I mean, just look at how Tony completely solved the world's energy crisis, then inexplicably kept it completely to himself, all while justsitting in a CAVE!WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!
>>67707608
maybe he was already developing all the special bullets and shit in his secret lab and he doesn't like using pleb bullets because of his mentality. I dunno.
>>67706883
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS I SAY
>>67707292
DUDE WHERES MY REFERENCES LMAO
>>67707721
You can't really complain about the references. There were plenty in the movie and they were all pretty well done. It's just that the plot linking the references makes no fucking sense.
>>67707642
All these what-ifs and maybes makes this film so much better, imho. There simply are no answers, much like real life.It leaves you wondering if it is you who is insane, or if the world has gone completley mad. Maybe we are all insane? These are the quetions rushing through my head as the flashing lights and loud action brings me closer to migraine headache. It is truly apocalyptic film making, apoka-kino if yo will. Powerful stuff.
Mike Tyson went to a bar, a smug surprise attack a guy with a knife and kill him in the same bar.
Then everyone blame him
"Where was your reflextion?"
"Why didnt you punch him and save that guy?"
"It was your fault"
>>67707779
20 years from now this movie will be looked on as a masterpiece.
>>67707797
Mike Tyson doesn't have superhuman hearing or speed, nor does he paint himself as humanities savior
>>67707779
how many layers of irony are you behind?
>>67707824
about tree fiddy
>>67707635
I appreciated the reference anon, it gave me a good laugh.
>>67707811
To me Snyder reminds me a lot of Kubirick. All of his movies were shit on at release but loved 20-30 years later. It really is ahead of it's time.
>>67707855
Another thing is, I've never had any interest in rewatching a marvel movie. But I always find myself coming back to Snyder's movies. My personal prediction is that once the MCU is all said and done, nobody will ever remember it 50 years from then. The opposite of that will happen to Snyder's movies. And he's doing JL as well. Fuck me that's insane.
>>67707855
γροθιά kορόιδο was truly a classic.
>>67706948
Haha they gotta refer to it as "a" dildo... Not "your".. Dildo
>>67707855
>To me Snyder reminds me a lot of Kubirick
>>67707456
>Is having a hard time speaking
It could be because of a lot of reasons.
Like, I dunno, speaking to a god?
>>67707855
>To me Snyder reminds me a lot of Kubirick
>>67707914
I was literally saying this to some buddies yesterday. Glad to see others see it too. Marvel movies are just so bland, generic and safe that they'll never stand the test of time, they'll never stand out. While all of Snyders films will age like fine wine
>>67707937
Sucker Punch was an amazing delve into the human psych coupled with Snyders renowned visual style. I don't get the hate it receives.
>>67707941
>>67707956
You lack vision
>>67707165
>>67707136
They literally said in the film that it was probably the wheelchair...
>>67707855
A thought just occured me... With all the biblical imagery, do you think it's possible that Snyder aspired for this movie to break the seventh seal?
>>67706883
what due process was this?
>>67706883
OP if your life was a post. You should delete it.
>>67706883
What did Batman do against Doomsday? I don't see how Batman could do anything to stop Doomsday.
>>67707978
My only gripe with Sucker Punch was the subtle feminist overtones. Syder is a man of his time, though. Or... Maybe it is I who is to old fashioned...?
Haha, I think he did it again. Fucking Snyder, always teaching me lessons.
>>67708082.He initially opens up on him with machine gun fire from the Batwing and leads him to a low population area. Then he fire a kryptonite gas grenade (meant for Superman) that weakens Doomsday which keeps him from breaking free from Wonder Woman's Lasso. Then Superman stabs Doomsday with a kryptonite tipped spear
>>67708082
he shot kryptonite gas in his face. And he was trying to stay alive. It's not much but at least it's something. Batman in this universe has probably never experienced anything like this. When he saw doomsday he was all like "fuck me Alfred what do?' because he wasn't trained for this shit. These characters are truly larger than life.
>>67707978
>You lack vision
I'm not the one comparing a glorified mtv director to Stanley Kubrick here.
Kubrick knew the difference between a good script and a piece of shit.
>>67708082
He mostly just ran interference, buying time for WW and supes to mount an effective attack
>>67708124
And Snyder doesn't? The scripts he chooses are fine, the problem lies in the studios meddling and forcing him to make terrible edits. They don't let him make his vision, Kubrick had that luxury
>>67707358
Oh shit! I just happen to have the original picture.
It was drawn by a drawfag on /v/.
>>67707065
>how do you know it was a ticking timer?
Does it matter? He has super hearing. Even if it was a digital timer, he would have heard it.
>>67708121
>Batman in this universe has probably never experienced anything like this
That sounds like a cool idea for a character arc. The worst thing with this movie is that there are so many things that could have been great, yet they all amount to not much at all.
>>67708235
TOP KEK
No Snyder never knew the difference between a good script and a bad one. His personal love project Sucker Punch made this completely apparent to the whole world except you apparently.
You need to tell me when he ever had a good script to work with in his whole career. This idiot can't even understand TDKR ffs.
>>67708348
i liked suckerpunch just because of the old man who showed up and said "oh, and one more thing"
>>67708235
>They don't let him make his vision
I actually thought that the court would be the place where Lex would test Kryptonite's effect on Superman. Like he'd hide it in a wheelchair. In retrospect this could free Superman of some of the guilt, saying it blocked him from sensing the bomb.
No?
