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Why are the women such shit? Why is there so much swearing?
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Why are the women such shit?

Why is there so much swearing?
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>bear grylls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmhNA7JME4
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>>67705360
women are naturally incompetent, and therefore complain with low level vocabulary
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>>67705374
he's just the host m8
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>>67705410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
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>>67705465
>everything near a road is inherintly safe
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>>67705494
why cross a crevace that ends 10 feet later?
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>>67705571
it's tv

why does reddit's favorite survivorman chase bigfoot when it doesn't exist?
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>>67705360
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>>67705818
what is this autism
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>>67705360
I can't wait to find out what's in the hatch and who gets off the island next week
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>>67705818
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>67705975

dude what?
you're supposed to open the can so the pressure can release when you boil water.
this way the can will just explode
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>>67706100
You have autism
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>>67705360
The women are so fucking bad, the doctor in the group let them all drink stagnant water because it "wasn't that salty" and then all the women got sick. The only reason the men are doing worse at the moment is because that fanny Mohammed started crying as soon as he got on the island and put the men a day behind.
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>>67706199
they should just off the mudslime and eat him. especially since a pig will show up and ruin everything for him
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>>67706100
Not him but I still don't get it. It looks like a bread toaster that uses fire to toast bread? And it also heats up canned food?
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>>67706175
I kek'd so hard at that.
If the producers hadn't constantly helped the women they would have all been dead within the first week. Sure, the men did make mistakes as well but they quickly got their shit together.
The entertainment value of this show is pure gold.
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>>67706315
Are you dumb? He already explained it. It is used to boil and purify water. keeping the lid on while it boils will lead it to being highly pressurized and to burst in the face of whoever opened it.
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>>67706409
>It is used to boil and purify water
how ? all the water evaporates...
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>>67706409
you can unscrew the cap some without removing it
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>>67706400

not this time, its a mixed sex team
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>>67706432
Does all the water evaporate when you boil a kettle?
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>>67706460

you cant open it without removing it

if you just balance it it could fall into the fire
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>>67706464
Oh shit really? Haven't seen season 3 yet
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>>67706479
you can unscrew a cap such that stuff leaks out but the cap doesn't fall off
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>>67706460
But they didn't, you would know this if you watched it at the time. In fairness though the men on the American version did the same thing and a retired police captain took a load of boiling water to the face.
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>>67706520
what happened to the women
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>>67706509

no you cant
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>>67706547
I can't remember exactly but I think one of the older women got their limbs burnt when she was near it and it burst from the pressure.
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>>67706547

two were scalded, one quite badly
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>>67706604
you course you can, don't be a dummy
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>>67706409
>He already explained it

He did a terrible job. What's with the toaster slots? Why not just filter it through fabric/boil it in a traditional pot. I'm trying to understand the machine and how it works.
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>>67706697
it's a container. the slots is a handle. the circle is a cap
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>>67706642
>>67706697

is this trolling or what
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>>67706748
if it's a screw cap it can release pressure without being fully removed, just like a soda bottle
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I don't like that they're already mixing the teams. I wanted to see what further ways the women could poison themselves.

When is episode 2?
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>>67706787
A soda bottle isn't filled with boiling water.

Anyone who slightly unscrews the cap of a jerry can that's filled up with boiling water is going to get their hand fucked up with steam.
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>>67706860
you would unscrew it prior to putting it on the heat...jesus christ, anon
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>>67705360

>Why are the women such shit?

WHY IS WATER WET
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>>67706906
Yeah, but they didn't. That's the point.

They put a seal tight jerry can filled with water on the fire, and then when one of the women opened it up, it literally blew up in her face.
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i'm from britain, and i liked this show's first series, they were fucking great because it was only men. they succeeded and had hammocks and shit.
series 2 had men and women seperately, the men functioned well but the women argued and got lost alot.

the women are flat- out shit in the new series, one of them was out on the first day, they're drinking unsanitised water (WHICH A FUCKING WOMEN DOCTOR TOLD THEM TO) and some of them are getting ill from it. and that was only episode one.

they only swear because they deliberately hire shitty women for entertainment purposes. reeeeeee
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Do you guys think Mohammed will try to stop them from eating a pig when they catch one?
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>>67707359

haha yes he would

He will be gone by then he sucks and everyone hates him
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>>67707745
I hope he stays so I can see him get btfo by even the biggest sjw because their need to eat comes first.
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>>67705818
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>>67706697
> toaster slot
> machine

Has none of you blithering idiots ever seen a fucking jerry can?
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so how do you purify water with a jerry can ?
all the impurities stay at the bottom of the can and the water evaporates, so wtf ???
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>>67708628
You boil it once or twice and by boiling i don't mean you leave it on the fire until the can is empty.

You wont get rid of the dirt in the water, but you can ensure that the dirt and the microorganisms it contains doesn't kill you.
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>>67705818
> now she has nothing to refill with

If you're ever stranded on an island with a woman, get as far away from her as fucking possible.
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>>67705374
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test
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>humans
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>>67708628
you get two jerry cans, one is empty one is full, you attach the nozzle to the full one and direct it to the second one so that the steam is lead from one jerry to the other and cools down
and like that you have purified water
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