So why don't these fuckers join the Avengers?
supermans dead and batman is too homicidal
>>67702724
They'd have to live in Tony Stark's shitty tower. Why do that when they have a sweet-ass Hall of Justice and the Watchtower?
>>67702759
This. Plus DC civilians love their heroes.
>>67702724
They're heterosexual
Batman and Superman have real villains to worry about.
>>67702742
>too homicidal
Every single Avenger has killed many people. Plus tons of Chitauri.
>they were enemy combatants!
Yeah, so were the thugs Bats shot
>>67702759
Hall of justice...a big empty hall with a giant screen in 480p tops
Nah senpai ill stick to the avengers building or how i call it, the 24 hour super high tech pussy magnet not allowed for DCucks and boring capecunts
>>67702724
The Avengers don't hire murderers.
>>67702742
umm.... superman is not dead. You need to pay more attention at the ending
>>67702790
I don't think so, Tim.
>>67702817
Nigga please. They have satellite and a moonbase.
>>67702818
Black Widow
>>67702812
only when necessary to save civilians and they actually go out of their way to keep the fighting away from them rather than shoot up streets and kite monsters through cities
>>67702818
Why is Tony and BW with them then?
>>67702843
Hall of Justice =/= Watchtower
these dudes don't quip
Real answer: not the same universe. Avengers is Marvel not DC.
better question: why not this guy
hed be their firstasianmember
I want to see Ben intimidate Robert Downhere JR. with his height.
>>67702879
>is she with you?
Sure they don't
>>67702843
Any poor cunt can get a satellite nowadays...base on the moon you say? Negro por favor, moon is boring as fuck,no wonder this fucks like it
>>67702884
no way
>>67702905
That wasn't really a quip though. He literally didn't know where the fuck she came from.
>>67702879
Le quip ebin meme buzzword XD
>>67702868
>kite monsters through cities
Wonder Woman mentioned that. Batman said it was only to the docks, which were known to be deserted.
And Tony Stark kills for many more reasons than protecting civilians.
>>67702906
Why Uatu is here then?
>>67702905
>snyder's shit
don't talk to me again
>>67702929
Batman called her.
I think she wasn't supposed to be in the movie anyway.
>>67702724
The Avengers don't associate themselves with heroes who get 29% RT score
>>67702943
because he wants to get a better view of your moms gigantic ass
>>67703000
Lol trips
>>67702724
The Avengers don't hire murderers other than scarlett witch. And only because she has a nice bum.
>>67702868
I hope this is a troll post. This has to be a troll post.
>>67702842
Wait, what's going on in that scene?
>>67702896
Isn't Themiscyra in the Middle East or something? WW was on a Turkish Airlines flight.
They could use Artemis from Young Justice if they want. Isn't she Vietnamese?
>>67702997
No clue. And does anyone know why BvS didn't have a Stan Lee cameo? Are they saving it for the R-rated cut?
>>67703124
he voiced doomsday
>>67703132
It was actually Medic
>>67703124
He was the bartender
>>67703078
Atom is a Ching Chong guy sometimes
Or Dr. Light is they want asian and girl
>>67702886
batman a jew, martha kane
>>67703221
They could also do Dr. Fate, since anyone can wear the helmet.
>>67702842
>>67702786
Poetry
>>67702786
Wow that looks gay
American comics always make me cringe
>>67702786
I can't take captain America seriously. It's such a stupid concept for a character.
Unless he was the embodiment of American law, so changed as the laws changed (yet always upheld the constitution). Some really unique idea, but he's just so fucking lame, the name, his look and character... Everything.
>>67702818
Black Widow was an assassin. It was literally her job to murder people. Iron Man killed all those mudslimes in the desert in IM1. Captain American killed a bunch of people in WW2. Thor has killed many beings on other planets. The Hulk has probably killed thousands whenever he's gone on a rampage.
>>67702818
heh probably everyone in Avengers kill
Cap is a solder and use gun
falcon use gun, IM kills terrorists, BW and Hawkeye are some kind of assasins, Thor is a warrior ,Antman kill his big bad(kinda)
so they are all murderers in DC comic standard
>>67704999
Pretentious twat:the post.
>>67706442
lmao 12 year old detected
They're not heroes
>>67704999
That is what being an archetype entails anon
