>Batman punches Superman
>THIS IS FOR DESTROYING MY FAVORITE PIZZA JOINT
This is gonna be a great thread I can tell, good work on the capeshit thread OP
>Doomsday bursts out of his birthing womb and attacks Superman
>"Geez and mom said I was a colicky baby".
>Alfred, I need you to take control of the Batwing.
>Master Wayne, don't you think joysticks are a tad old fashioned? I'd prefer you replace them with something a bit more advanced - as you know from our tennis matches I'm far more deadly with a Wii remote.
>Wonder Woman has a funny short hispanic sidekick who follows her around and quips
>>67694420
That's not even clever.
This isn't /b/.
>>67694420
>Lex sees wonder woman
>MMMMMMMMMMMM BOY
>>67694836
>He thinks Marvel quips are clever
>>67694420
>Batman to Doomsday: Dance off, me and you!
>>67694836
sounds like Marvel
>Batman: Lex I want you to know you're the most deranged unpleasant man I've seen this week but I just came from the Gotham stock exchange
>>67694809
underrated
>>67694836
10 mickey bucks have been deposited to your Mouseketeer account
DC avoids quips by not having their characters talk to each other.
Superman didn't say shit to Wonder Woman.
>Batman is researching where the stolen kryptonite went
>Alfred seen looking at cat youtube vids on the other computer
>"Err....excuse me sir...I was just researching Catwoman"
>Batman shows kitty keychain with the bat logo on it
>"It's cool man I get it"
>It's over Superman. I have the high ground.
>Batman has a credit card with the bat logo on it
Critics would love this shit today if it was made by Disney
>>67695189
Delusional
It's still cringe, any way you slice it.
>>67695280
So is a girl following thor around who calls his hammer "mew mew", but people still love it
>>67694809
im dead man
>>67695189
A BAT CREDIT CARD??!!!?
>>67694766
This is too real. Whedon pls leave
>in the middle of the doomsday fight Batman stops and looks at the screen saying "has anyone noticed how my super hero powers is just white privilege"
>>67694420
*superman throws a boulder at batman*
Batman: Did you just throw me a ball? Hey I am bat, not dog!
>Superman flies into the house where the terrorist nig is holding Lois hostage
>"You look like a fucking pig in heat and if I hadn't shown up you'd have been raped by this pack of niggers."
Seriously Raimi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl9LltXH6fg
>>67694766
I heard this in Jeremy Iron's voice
>>67695547
Never leave the cave without it.
>>67694766
Perfectly dated reference. Good job.
>>67694420
>"Who are you?"
>"My eyes are up here Mr Wayne"
>"I know, but you have a WONDERful body"
>Affleck winks
>Superman catches Lois Lane after being pushed off the tower
>Superman: "So I see you've fallen for me, I kind of have that affect on people. Just sit tight. Don't fly off anywhere now, you angel you."
>Doomsday emerges, just as powerful with a spear replacing his missing arm
>Batman-"Oh SHIT"
>Wonder Woman-"I know it's a war zone, but language bro"
>>67694420
>Batman catches up to Lex after the Superman fight
>Lex: "Hey hey hey! Don't kill me Bats! My mother's name is also Martha! We're buddies; the best of friends! Hoo hoo hoo!"
>Doomsday emerges
Wonder woman: Definitely swipe left!
>>67696208
jesus christ
>>67696208
for fucks sake
>>67696208
I can hear it perfectly
Fuck you
>Superman and Batman facing off
>Superman trips Batman's sonic trap
>it blares out Bat Out of Hell
>this sad attempt to shit on marvel movies by complaining about quips
29%
>>67696208
Fucking hell
>>67696208
>>67696507
Who cares, marvel movies are shit
>>67696469
Someone make this happen
>>67696208
whats funny about this one? was it an actual line or something?
>>67694766
nice.
How would Raimi write BvS?
>superman: i can end you at any moment!
>batman: you underestimate me, i'm batshit crazy!
>>67695147
I still don't get why Batman didn't cover up his fucking mouth.
>The Battle of Metropolis
>Casualties: 38.5
>>67696718
that one would have made me look, you should work for marvel and add funny quips
>>67696665
It just seems incredibly realistic to what a marvel movie would do in that moment
>>67696697
>Do you know the biggest lie in America, senator? That the Jews don't fucking control every fucking faggot congressman in their pockets with their Hollywood shekels
Why did Raimi think he could sell this script?
>>67694766
>jeremy iron
>looks like a non-manlet older version of RDJ
>RDJ plays iron man
>DC > Marvel
bravo snyder
>>67694420
Well at least then Batman would have a relatable motivation.
Lex Luthor reveals himself as a secret Nazi 2/3rds of way through
>>67696208
I'm obviously not getting this meme.
Is this some kind of reference?
>>67696697
>"Do you bleed? You will like some slut cunt on a period."
I actually heard there was a deleted scene of Venom saying that in SM3.
>>67694420
We write BvS in MCU:
>it's not 95% dialogue
>in the 5% of fight scenes, the "heroes" don't kill off half of civilian life in eastern US
WHOOOMP THERE IT IS
>>67697003
Its a shitty new age hookup app reference where you move someones picture to the left of the screen if they are ugly. It just seems like something Marvel would actually write.
>>67696718
>>67696920
>Non-manlet older version of RDJ
That'd be Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Who was also in this film!
>>67697024
>>it's not 95% dialogue
>>in the 5% of fight scenes
>>67697019
>>67696875Raimi's vulgar Spiderman is my favorite meme.
>>67697114
RDJ looks nothing like JDM anon.
batman with aflred checking out aquaman's secret footage
>batman: woah... i guess i'll never be able to watch the little mermaid ever again
>alfred: indeed master bruce
>>67696697
>Lex: do you know the oldest lie in America senator? Is that niggers can be innocent.
I would leave the theatre tbqph
>>67697114
But that's Javier Bardem
>>67696697
>It's you who's out Batty
>>67696920
Okay, what meme are you trying to pull with Irons?, I see this in almost every thread that I've been in that Jeremy Irons gets mentioned. You must be the same Anon because no one ever agrees.
>>67694809
She's going to have a fat sidekick in her standalone.
>>67697003
It's tinder, lad.
>>67694836
>>67694870
>>67695014
>make a comment
>gets called marvelcuck
>>67697282
Etta Candy?
>Lex: I have billions of dollars, advanced technology and a genetically altered kryptonian on my side. How could you possibly hope to defeat me? *offers battfleck a jolly rancher™(cherry)*
>Batman: we have a Pulitzer prize winning journalist.
Brava Snyder, brava.
>>67697024
Bu the two battles in the movie were in an abandoned alley or island.
>>67697322
Yep. She's confirmed through picture of the set
>>67697269
This is literally the first thread I've ever posted it so obviously other people are thinking the same thing.
There is definitely a similarity
>>67694442
Shut up Mel, your movies have been bad since 2006
>>67694420
During Doomsday fight, when bat shoots him with the grenade
>Batman to WW, "Hey, watch me frag this charlie"
>Superman saves Lois
>"Lois Are you all right?"
>Suddenly terrorist from out of nowhere
>Lois somehow sees him before Clark and proceeds to pull out a small pistol that she had hidden away and headshots the terrorist
>"Yeah I'm good you?"
Man you guys fuck with Marvel a lot but coming up with a good quip is hard as fuck.
>>67697735
So don't make good quips. Feel free to come up with terrible ones
>batman meeting wonder woman in the fancy party scene
>batman: you're definitely not like the other woman im used to talking to. you're a complete wonder.
>Batman and Superman are getting rekt by Doomsday
>WW comes in and slays Doomsday:"I'm always cleaning up after you boys."
>Batman:"Is she flirting with me?"
>Superman: "I've seen her flirt, up close. That wasn't flirting."
>Batman: "Don't you have like a thing with Lois?"
>Superman: "Do you see a ring buddy boy?"
>Alfred over the ear piece: "The shawarma is ready sir."
>Batman: "You guys ever had shawarma?"
>WW: "I'm not a guy, I'm a monster."
>Supes looks at Bats with a raised eyebrow
>WW: "I didn't ask to be pulled apart and put together, over and over again."
>Supes: "What are you even talking about?"
>Bats: "Don't make her angry, you won't like her when she's angry."
>WW: "Too much testosterone here, I'm out."
>Bats: "Up for some grub bud?"
>Supes fistbumps Bats into a wall. Grins.
>Fade out.
>End credits.
>Mid credits scene.
>The Joker comes on screen: "Woo ha ha ha ha, who's ready to play some games?"
>Credits continue
>End credits scene.
>Aquaman is seen swimming in the sewers of Metropolis.
>Fade out.
>>67697929
mfw i can imagine this being done in their voices
>>67696208
End your life
>>67697929
>when hatred and bitterness lead to a MadTV sketch
>>67696151
>supes bursts in and scolds wondie "language!"
>>67696026
Best Batman
>>67696507
>>67697182
>Batman wakes up after the time travel Flash dream
>"shit, I really need to catch up before the new season hits"
>>67696208
I got u famalam
>>67696724
The Boston creme
>How did you get my email, Mr. Wayne?
>Shoulda made that Facebook account private, princess
>winks and whispers "add me" as he leaves
>>67698990
>taking seriously rotten tomatoes
>>67699179
>supergirl
>97%
hilarious
>>67696208
B R A V O M A H V E L
>>67697495
fuck you kike
>>67697635
>>67697929
jfc. definitely marvel
>>67694420
A well written, well casted, good character development, good story telling film with a dark tone but not edgy dark.
Done!
>>67699179
Yeah DC should stick to teen drama shows
