Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>67684423
Cate Blanchett
Tilda Swinton
>>67684448
you mean
>>67684515
>>67684515
I couldn't be upset with this
Sacha baron Cohen is the only correct choice
>>67684553
Wait, they're not the same person? Since when?
Idris Elba seems like a perfect choice
moot
>>67684699
This, 2016, etc.
>>67684423
James Franco obviously
Bowie was a fairly prolific shitposter on fan sites around the turn of the century, before the Internet started to suck
Someone please post screencaps if you have them, I forgot to save them and some of them are god damn hilarious
I remember one was something like:
>My Jews tell me I should release another compilation or remaster this year
>>67684423
Jaimy Vardy
>>67684798
>>67684798
It's so crazy, I even believe it.
John Rhys Meyers
>>67684844
Fucking Bowie
>>67684844
>first paragraph
Come on David....
>second paragraph
Lol
>third
FUCK. Bowie is god.
>>67684844
>this is for you, trainee bench boy
I'll never forget reading that.
Ricky Gervais
>>67684858
It's true and believe me I didn't think it was at first either. He was a prominent early advocate for the Internet and downloading in general. His website had an ISP called Bowienet for sale and he used to randomly pop in and chat with fans. He posted under the handle "Sailor" on several sites. He was a funny bastard
>>67684844
Holy shit
>>67684423
>tfw David Bowie is the coolest thing to happen to Rochester NY
webmshare.com/WNxYn
I can't wait for this scene
How has no-one said this yet?
>>67684844
Thanks for posting these
Anon coming in clutch
>>67684844
A literal God among men
>>67684448
>>67684515
>>67684614
>>67684699
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>>67684865
All of these at the same time, I'm Not There-style.
>>67685284
ITTQOTD?
>>67685590
In this thread: queer of the day?
>>67684699
kek
>>67685648
Isn't that the question of the day?
>>67684423
He'll play himself, as only a dead Bowie can.
>>67685002
Savage
Michael Sheen?
Guy Pearce?
young Pierce Brosnan?
>>67685002
what country is adam from?
>>67685002
>>67687740
Bowie did a tour in Australia in 2004 so I'm guessing he's from there
>>67688044
but he says craphole of a country and australia is richer than USA
>>67685002
My fucking sides!
duncan jones
also it doesn't feel like hes gone, too surreal
>>67684844
>>67685002
Please tell me there's more this is golden
>>67688134
Lol. Australia can still be a craphole.....
Hell, I know poorer countries that aren't crapholes.
>>67684423
The actor that played him on Vinyl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iUQIdHkt9g
>>67684844
>this is FOR YOU, trainee bench boy
>A CUNT, AM I?
Was Bowie a time travelling shitposter?
>>67688505
You'd be amazed how many celebrities are fucking time traveling 4channer.
Ken Akamatsu is fucking /a/ reincarnated (or at least, the /a/ that existed 4-5 years ago).
Kevin Spacey apparently trolls a lot too.
Bowie is Bowie.
Tim Curry apparently does some crazy shit but I can't remember any details.
>>67684844
>>67685002
>>67688628
Add Brando to this list.
>>67684423
Bale
>>67684699
kekd
>>67688716
It's not a complete list, but fuck, Brando is definitely on the list.
Which movie did he troll with more? Island of dr. Moreau or Apocalypse Now? I vote the former
>>67684844
Fucking brutal kek!
>>67685284
This is the correct choice, not fucking tilda swinton
>>67684823
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>>67688249
These are all his posts:
http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Interact/cp/dosearch.pl?Cat=&Forum=All_Forums&Words=SaiIor&Match=Username&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Attachments=&Old=allposts
>>67684844
>>67685002
This isn't Bowie. It was someone pretending to be Bowie.
>>67688705
>will shaking
>ctrl-F "jared leto"
Fucking really?
>>67691848
>Jared Leto
Yea, fucking really. There are better choices.
Jared Leto? REALLY? His face is totally wrong. What, he had long hair once? And that's it?!
I won't say he COULDN'T do it, but he's not top 10.
>>67684423
OP wants to be like David Bowie
>>67688044
he says "whining kangaroo eater" in the subject line so it's obviously australia
>>67692427
I mean don't we all
