>I bet your parents told you you were special. My parents taught me something too, dying alone, in the gutter, for no reason at all. They taught me the world only makes sense when you force it to.
When did you realize this film was a misunderstood masterpiece?
When i caught a glimpse of Grammies sweet tea
Is Batman just a rich manchild
>>67674997
Literally yes
>>67674883
You shills never give up.
>>67674883
> I'm jelly because your parents are alive and mine aren't
>>67675044
Thanks Disney
>>67674883
Seriously Batman's dialogue was, for the most part, utter shit.
That 1% absolute certainty one was so bad.
The bleed line gets heaps of shit but at least that one was to the fucking point instead of some seventh grade poetry attempt.
Snyder didn't get Batman at all. It's like he's only read one comic and that was The Dark Knight Returns and he only liked the part where Batman fights Superman
>>67675136
I didn't know Kevin Smith trained a parrot to post on 4chan
>>67675081
>That 1% absolute certainty one was so bad.
Explain.
>>67675243
You know he can't.
>>67674883
this movie was good
https://youtu.be/hgnz9CbQODY
>>67674883
Jesus fucking Christ, is this actual dialogue from the movie?
BRAVO TERRIO
>>67675599
>I didn't watch this movie but I MUST share my opinion.
>>67675625
Well, is it actual dialogue? If it is, my decision to skip this hunk of crap seems to be more and more justified with each thread.
>>67675665
You sound like a whiny little bitch with a learning difficulty.
>HAW HAW YOURE DUMB FOR WATCHING A MOVIE
Just ban every user under 25 already.
>>67675136
Besides Batman killing, it was a perfect portrayal of many incarnations of Batman.
>not muh batman!
Batman has been portrayed in such a variety ways, that you can't denote one version as "the version"
>>67674883
fuck you in your ass OP
>>67675136
>Kevin Smith lurks on /tv/
seriously, parroting someone else's opinion?
That's a big bat symbol
>>67674883
Serious question. I can't stand Frank Miller style writing. Would I hate this movie?
>>67675786
Probably. It only has a few Miller lines, and it's not anything as terrible as post 2000 Miller
>>67675780
4Gothem
>>67675837
Alright, thanks. I'll watch it on $5 night then.
>>67675866
Adding the $5 part doesn't add any extra "burn" to your post.
>>67675866
You probably should wait for the director cut Version while you're at it
>>67674883
This speech was incredible if you don't like this movie go watch The Danish Girl or something.
>>67675888
No burn intended. Aside from Dawn of the Dead I haven't enjoyed any of Zack Snyder's other movies. I just don't want to feel ripped off.
>>67674883
Right around the time I fucked ur mum
>>67674883
>My parents taught me something too, dying alone, in the gutter, for no reason at all.
and with a billion dollar trust fund and mansion
>>67674997
He's a grown man that dress up like an animal and plays with toys in his parents basement.
What do you think?
>>67674883
>the world only makes sense when you force it to.
The same could be said about this movie
