>movie is about to start
>you're the only one in the cinema
what do
>not taking off your pants for the duration of the movie
take my balls out
>>67672671
This basically happened for me with Anomalisa. I was genuinely really sad because I absolutely adored the film and no one else was watching it.
Fart
>>67673082
>Anomalisa
Jesus christ, this is genuinely nightmare fuel
>>67672671
Set up the tripod and camera then let it rip!
Still will have to walk in front at least once during the film, it's an unspoken rule.
Kick my boots off and put my stinky feet up on the seat. Maybe shout a few obscenities at some imaginary people a few rows in front of me.
>get there 10 minutes early
>20 minutes of previews, theater still empty
>settle in for a comfy experience
>loud group comes in 5 minutes into the movie
>>67673214
>Jesus christ, this is genuinely nightmare fuel
Really?
>>67672671
light up a cigarette
Jack off
>Went to rewatch Godzilla 2014
>No one has come in
>Half way through the movie and say fuck it while undoing my pants
>Get my phone out and play porn at maximum volume
>Just walk around the room half naked wanking it with porn in hand
>Try to time my ejaculation when Godzilla does his atomic breath
>Walk out sweaty and satisfied
I'd do it again if I could, might even take an onahole with me next time.
>>67673520
>water starts falling from the ceiling
>>67672671
I went to see the dallas buyers club together with my friend. Nobody else was there so we cracked jokes and talked loudly during the movie.
>>67672671
Wonder why I bought tickets to BvS then probably masturbate
>>67672671
Get comfy.
Enjoy the best cnematic experiennce possible.
This actually happened once, had a day of from work in the afternoon. Went to see spiderman 2 cuz fuck it i was bored. Before it started i checked every seat for the best seat possible. It' in the middle, 3 rows down from the highest row btw. Greatest movie experience
>>67672671
>going to a movie alone
I couldn't imagine the shame in such an act.
>>67672671
i look for a better seat
>>67672671
Shoot myself.
>>67673721
I tried going alone once and I was bored out of my mind and left halfway through.
I guess it only works if its a movie your hyped for.
watch the movie
>>67672671
steal some of the chairs
>>67672671
ENJOY
>>67675661
Why the hell would it be less boring if someone sat silently next to you?
>>67672671
sit and watch the movie, oops i mean film.
>>67673721
singlephobic dumbfuck detected!
>>67672671
Once I had a few hours to kill and a friend was working the ticket counter so I got in free to like a 3pm showing of Paranormal Activity 4 in imax which I was the only person in. I piss ed on a seat and smoked a small bowl, movie was garbage but had a few coolish effects with the xbox kenect.
Hope nobody arrives after the movie has started
>>67673548
>Try to time my ejaculation when Godzilla does his atomic breath
underrated
Take another pic and shitpost while the movie plays
>>67676993
I also saw Casa de me padre by myself but I didn't do anything besides enjoy the movie that time. I think may be the only person who loved that movie.
>>67673663
Center stage is where it at boiiii
>>67677062
nice, what movie/film is that?
I've seen Inception by myself. Shortly after that, that theater stopped showing early afternoon shows.
>>67677390
for
>show up and it's empty
>think you will be the only one
>some mom and kid show up last second to ruin the comfy alone time
>>67673082
What's your opinion on it? I expected something similar to Synecdoche but was really disappointed, Anomalisa simply lacks the depth of Kaufman's earlier movies imo.
>>67677227
BvS
>>67679099
Pretty much how I felt. Apparently it was supposed to just be a short though, so that made me feel a bit better about it.
He'll never beat Synecdoche anyway.
>>67679838
Being John Malkovich is still gonna be my favorite movie of all time. I think Kaufman does much better job at writing rather than directing. I love Synecdoche but it has terrible pacing imo. (Same could be said about Adaptation but it's the whole point of the movie.)
>>67673590
>ywn know that feel of being allowed to smoke in the theater
