Sir, aren't you a little too old to be watching superhero movies?
>>67663681
No, I'm a manchild!
>>67663681
>Aren't you a little too much of a nigger to be giving me sass?
I am too old to be alive too, but who cares.
>>67663681
BLACKED?
You know she's fucking the nig
>>67663681
>H-hehe i'm actually a critic..i w-wouldn't watch this otherwise
>>67663681
Just give me my crablegs.
>>67663757
lel
I'm taking my wife's son
>>67663681
Why don't you introduce me to your little white fuccboi to your right.
>>67663681
me on the left
http://www.vocaroo.com/i/s1v7N8985AXI
Yes I am, that's why I'm not watching that capeshit bud
>>67665246
>it ain't me starts playing
im convinced this was the best 4chan post of 2016
>>67663681
>That will be $12.99 plus tip
How much do you guys usually tip?
>cinema workers discouraging person from buying ticket
>>67666967
I usually give them 1 feather from my falcon.
>>67667000
>never been to a theater with a no singles policy
>>67665246
>do you guys serve crab legs?
fucking kek
MMMM POPCORN BOYS
no i'm just here to watch it with my wife's son
>>67663693
Well in that case come right this way sir
>>67663681
Shoot a nuke down a nigger hole. you got alota dead niggers.
None of your fucking business, asshole.
>>67663681
>NIGGER!
-to the girls-
>m'ladies
-wink- -tip-
>>67663681
T-tell me, do you b-bleed? Y-y-you w-will
>>67667232
That meem is even more retarded than most. The idea of a business declining custom is the sort of thing only a basement dweller with no human contact could ever envision. Especially when said business does everything it can to hoover the last penny from a customer's pocket.
>>67663681
That is why I watch capekino
>>67663681
>Sir, aren't you a little too old to be watching superhero movies?
"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis
>>67667406
>Tipping your fedora in a cinema eith a no tip policy
wew lad
>>67663681
>implying you can make 1 billion dollars on familes with kids alone
>>67667445
>falling for the 'all dogs are animals therefore all animals are dogs' fallacy
>>67667238
>no sir we don't
what am I gonna feed my falcon then?
>>67667307
And why are you so surprised its being envisioned here? Safe haven for the neets, and all that.
Personally, I feel like -some- business exclusion would actually be beneficial, but everyone's got this assumption that "that horribly disgusting person could actually be a billionaire or business executive in disguise, trying to see how you'll treat him" when in real life, that never happens. They ain't gonna risk being around the serfs.
>>67667666
I'm not surprised at all, satanic trips, don't know how you got that impression. I just think it's hilarious the neets try and force it.
Aren't you a little too dark to be having opinions?
>>67663681
Just wait til all of us go to watch finding nemo 2
>>67663784
This that twink is too much
>>67667445
>always do what the sign says or it might jump off its post and beat you up with its letters and edges
wheres my popcorn nigger?
>>67663681
ITS MY WIFES SON OKAY!!
HE WANTED TO WATCH SOME CAPEKINO AND THEN WERE GONNA GO TO THE THEATER SHOWERS AFTER STOP BOTHERING ME
lex luthor on the left
>>67667776
I DON'T CARE!
>>67667702
I feel like these people experience something of the sort one time, feel so out of place for it actually happening, and then blow up internally like those hamplanets that cried PTSD.
I know of a restaurant, upstate New York that has this little joke sign that reads, "There will be a $5.00 charge for complaining", which is hilarious. The only thing is, where you put it could get you a lot of different reactions. People -like- to blow up over nothing, especially when they have a whole lot of nothing, day in and day out.
You bring that little sign down to bleeding heart Manhattan, people would probably smug their noses at it and just leave, or if you put it in the urban areas just outside of it, there's almost a guarantee you'll get a comment like, "I dare you to try and charge me 'fie dahlas' fo' complainin" from some ghetto thing.
>>67667890
>fie dahlas
oh lawd i can hear it.
>>67667934
They really like to desecrate language. Just the slang and such was bad, but now they're trying to destroy definition, too?
It starts simple, with something small. For example, a "minute". You may have heard this term used to describe lengths of time, far beyond and undermined by such a simplistic choice.
It's as though they literally hate anything they associate with "white man", including intellect, and plan to even ruin knowledge itself.
>>67663681
>can't go to the theater because no singles allowed
>can't watch TV because I didn't renew my license
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
>can't even enjoy ham and bacon anymore because the grocery stores have all gone halal
>>67667406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdgHsifK38
>>67665246
>http://www.vocaroo.com/i/s1v7N8985AXI
fucking kek
>>67663757
Here you go sir. Careful, they're still pretty hot.
>>67663681
You are being unbelievably unprofessional. Go and get the manager.
>>67663681
This movie's not for me, it's for my falcon. He enjoys capeflicks.
>>67663681
>mfw some1 pulled this on me
>mfw i called manager
>mfw they fired him
yeah stfu and give me ticket faggot
>>67663681
if you were two shades darker i might be intimidated but your mullato ass isn't getting a word out of me
>>67671303
Young man, is there enough butter on those scrumptious crab legs?
>>67671078
What the deal with this guy?
>>67672078
Of course sir! Only the best for our dear customers!
>>67672102
he's like a nu male but not.
>>67672107
And life was good from that day forward...
superhero movies aren't just for kids anymore, brotha
>>67665246
top fucking kek
