What's up with her career?
what do you mean? she does 2-3 movies a year
this
>get tons of money from twilight
>do only movies you want to from now on
>>67647827
I wonder how sweety her pits are
>>67647827
She has over 70 million dollars from doing those vampire movies
She never has to work again or be in any shitty blockbuster for the rest of her life
>>67648278
So she CHOOSES to be in shit like this?
>>67647827
doing low-budget irrelevant indie flicks
>>67648532
Think she's friends with Jesse and enjoys chillin with him. Wish they'd just make a sequel to Adventureland instead.
Did she ever show her butt?
>>67648532
as long as she doesn't have to deal with droves of autistic teenagers anymore i doubt she cares
I want to have boring and emotionless sex with Kristen!
Her feet
>>67647827
Some of the costumes we've seen her in for that look really cute.
Private Stewart reporting for duty, sir. What are your orders?
>>67648870
H-hold my hand Private.Please
>>67648870
Pull down your pants and show me your cojones!
>>67647827
Whatever it is, let's just be thankful it's happening.
>>67647827
>>67648634
Not much better than this.
>>67648602
>twilight
>relevant
this thread will 404 before the >my body my hair shitlord thread
>>67648870
Proceed to kick me in the balls as hard as you can, private
>>67648153
niice. love them both
>>67647827
Dead.
>>67648870
>HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE!
5 foot 6 sir
>FIVE FOOT SIX? I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED BULLSHIT THAT HIGH
>>67648870
Remove your shoes and socks
Would you suck her naked soles?
>>67649410
Mmm Imagine her footsweet after 8 hours of hard military work in the hot sun while wearing combat boots.
>>67649589
No. Feet are gross
>>67649589
i would try and lick the dirt and what has accumulated between her toes
>>67649825
What you said is false
>>67648602
you know when a chick is in a blue car she's a keeper
>>67649894
I bet her footgrime tastes so good
She waxed her arms and then it went to shit, it always does. It's the best outward sign of becoming a worthless whore.
>>67650046
Her feet are still good. Soft, smooth, warm, and moist.
>>67650046
admitting to paying attention to whether or not someone waxes their arms is the best outward sign of being a kissless virgin
>>67649825
i wonder if i can get my gf to produce the same footsweet as KStew, if would just know what she eats and get her to wear the same footwear for the same periods amount of time as kstew it should be roughly the same?
>>67650165
Indeed we should all just pretend to like what the electric Jew tells us and never admit to genuinely liking other human beings or being such ourselves.
>>67650223
Mige be able to get it to tatset similar, but not the same. Footsweet is physiological so part of it is based on her genetics. And since footsweet is also a sexual juice, youd have to know what specifically arouses kstew in order to get her feet to produce lots of sweet. You'd have to clone kstew and then date the clone.
>>67650278
what if some people genuinely like hairless arms and it's not because of what the electric jew told them
>>67650322
*might
>>67650348
Then I would advise them to think about life and the world and their place in it a bit more. Obviously tastes will differ, but I think it's important to know why you like what you like and how liking it influences humanity at large.
why would she need a career if she has these at her disposal?
>>67650562
>tfw I will never be the insole of her shoe
Imagine those soles always pressing into you, her toes always lovingly and possessively holding you, imagine always being able to drink her foot juices.
>>67650545
>if you dislike what I like you need to really think hard about life, the world and your place in it
>if you like what I like everything is cool
you are an elitist shithead for a completely trivial cause
I want to date Kstew.
>>67649018
isn't that kind of dangerous?
>>67650706
>>67650675
I didn't say anything even remotely like that though, I even acknowledged that tastes differ. You're imagining things.
>>67648607
>Wish they'd just make a sequel to Adventureland instead.
>>67649023
Clouds of Sils Maria, anon
>>67648153
probably just a phase
every lesbian knows that you can't have a real relationship with a woman
>>67650743
>moped
>getting it over 30mph
>>67648602
why does she dress like a poor person and drive a pile of junk?
as a poor person i find it offensive that someone with money would try and imitate me to seem more authentic or whatever the fuck she thinks she's doing
>they killed The Big Shoe
>>67651797
>just a phase
lolno. Kris10 already fucked Elle Fanning years ago.
>>67651837
What she's driving there is actually a very reliable old Toyota truck. Why does she need to have a Lambo just because she has money?
>>67651837
thats robert pattinsons truck she is driving
>>67649023
Welcome to the Reillys she is like a stripper/hooker and I remember her wearing a short skirt where you could see her bum.
>>67651944
If she doesn't need the money she can just give it to me then.
>>67651874
I want kstew in a movie in which she gets a 4 inch tall foot-loving boyfriend and the movie is about their exploits
