Lol Marvel is so funny.
capeshit containment board when
>>67635733
>image.jpg
>vague comment
quality thread
Should've been Johnny Depp
good thread, i look forward to reading about marvel v dc and the 1000 capeshit movies set to come out in the next 5 years
>>67635919
Depp is uncapable of playing anything that even barely resembles a human being
This is gonna bomb so hard.
>>67635733
genuinely excited for strange tho no joke
>>67635733
Needs more MURDER
>it's another superhero nobody's ever heard of makes $1 billion at the box office episode
they can't keep getting away with it
>>67636243
Just like Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant Man
>>67635919
He's a meme now.
ayy lmao
Cumberberry will reblace RDJ as Marvels top hero and they will make thousends of other Dr. Strange movies
>>67636416
and DARKNESS
>Dr Strange will be better than BvS
come up with some hilarious quips for the new movie
>By Sangreal and sword and Pendragon's Fire
>By Defender's might and Dragon Circle's destiny
>Behold thy BIG GUY!
>>67636243
But it's not Batman nor Superman.
>>67636552
>You've got a strange face, cucumberbatch
>>67635733
whats his name again?
Doctor who?
>>67636630
Starlord
>It could have been Joaquin Phoenix
>>67636604
Professor Weird
When's Nova
>>67636604
bendydick cumonmyback
>>67636655
Lol as if. He would never do capeshit are you listening to yourself? How would that thought even cross your mind?
>>67636655
thank goodness he's a self-respecting actor who won't stoop to capeshit
When will this capeshit meme die? Holy fuck I've only gone to the movies once this past year just so that I could enjoy The Witch. Lo and behold, I ended up witnessing a horde of man children walking out of it because it was "boring".
Good movies are a dime in a dozen nowadays, and for some god damned reason an Avengers movie is being released every two weeks with some other cape shit abomination in between.
I hope all future capeshit movies bomb so that Hollywood could drop this meme.
Kill yourselves.
>>67636757
Maybe in 10 years
Normie culture is so fucking bad
>>67636710
>>67636706
Faggots he was up for the role. He was even spotted at a comic shop buying Dr Strange comics
>>67635733
Oh fuck off he's the perfect choice, so is the other Benedict to play Wong
>tfw no scene where Strange and Wong stay up all night drinking Blue Rat
>>67635733
>mads is the villain there
>cucumber playing the hipster capeshit character
Well, its going to make billions
>>67635919
should have been aidan gillen
>>67636655
>Implying Joaquin will smear shit all over his legacy by doing capeshit
>>67636910
this to be honest familia
>>67636910
He's busy with GOT, he wouldn't really be able to commit to the MCU.
>>67636944
See >>67636846
>we live in a world where Guardians of the Galaxy and Doctor Strange and Deadpool get successful movies and Batman v Superman bombs
>>67636910
>My name is.. Doctor Shhtrange
>>67636182
>uncapable
>illiterate
Yeah, I think I'll get my advice from someone who isn't retarded.
>>67636900
woah woah woah mads is in this?
... just when you think you're done they fucking reel you back in, fuck.
>>67637013
Deadpool and Dr Strange are fairly well known actually.
>>67635752
we have it. It's called /tv/
>>67636910
He's busy making videogames.
>>67637051
Yeah he finally sold himself to capsehit
He is doing some star wars shit too
>>67636900
Mads aint the villain. The main negro from 12 Years a Slave is.
>>67637051
and tilda swilton.
>>67637085
is this the cia prequel?
>>67637085
>tfw you can play CIA
>>67637085
WHO'S THE BIG GUY NOW BANE?!
>>67636961
>He was even spotted at a comic shop buying Dr Strange comics
I refuse to believe this shit.
so is he going to act anything like Dr Orpheus? if so, would watch
>>67635733
>it could have been based Hawke
>it could have been based Keanu
Fuck this planet
>>67637189
Seriously. Cucumberpatch better ham it up.
>>67636604
Dr. Normal
>>67637085
SFM when?
>>67637204
I think he looks perfect as Dr Strange. Right out of the comics.
>>67636604
Dr Weird
>>67637117
>tilda swinton as The Ancient One
kek
>>67637187
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/joaquin-phoenix-considered-for-marvels-doctor-strange-20140725
Here's your proof
>>67637285
I think she'll work. She's good at playing men.
>>67635733
anyone whose ever read a dr.strange comic will know that this movie will be pure kino
if it isn't it will be a shit tier adaptation
>>67637187
Its true, all of it.
>>67637315
>>67637356
Capeshit is spreading like aids man.
>>67636910
>you're a strange guy
>>67635752
/co/ is already here, but mods for some reason are not deleting this shit on /tv/
>>67637355
I've never read any but the idea of magic seems intriguing to me and I read the actors learned the correct finger-positions for all the spells so nobody in the audience could nitpick about it.
What are we in for, anon?
>>67636757
>a dime in a dozen
What the fuck does that mean? How could you possibly think this was the way that saying goes?
Also, what are you talking about? Good movies in 2016 are hardly a dime a dozen.
>>67637085
cant wait for the big guy mod
>>67636757
>Good movies are a dime in a dozen
10/12 movies are good nowadays? Impressive.
>>67637355
I'm really keen to see it. Their other lesser known hero movies (i.e. Ant-Man and GOTG) have been great. Marvel have never really made a bad movie either, the worst is Thor The Dark World and only because of the Natalie Portman subplot boring me to tears. I have high hopes for this one.
>>67637278
Underrated toast
>>67637368
Phoenix read comics as a kid. Why wouldn't he be interested?
>>67637404
For all intensive purposes, a dime in a dozen is essentially the best way to put the saying.
>>67636416
MAGICIAN OF MURDER versus SATAN OF HELL
>>67637098
Arn't you thinking of Serenity? He was good in that tbqh.
>>67637400
the old dr.strange comics were goat
>>67637432
>never made a bad movie
>what is im2, im3, Thor 1, Thor 2, and AoU
>>67637085
>carcetti and daniels in the same game
>>67637485
I resent that, Iron Man 3 and Thor 1 don't belong there.
>>67637485
Actually yeah, I take that back, IM3 is pretty bad. I didn't mind IM2 or the Thor movies though, and Age of Ultron was so much fun I don't really care about the gripes I have with the plot.
>>67637454
no you retard it means its a common cheap thing that you can get a dozen of just for a dime. it means cheap, common, not unique, easily found everywhere.
how do you not understand that?
>>67636900
>mads
What's his role though?
>>67637462
>>67637085
What will those crazy Finns think of next?
>>67637404
Great
>Room
>The Witch
Normal
>The Revenant
>45 years
Below Average
>Spotlight
>Mad Max
These are on top of my head senpai, feel free to share yours.
>>67637537
>Mikkelsen plays "a sorcerer who breaks off into his own sect" from the Ancient One, according to Feige. Describing the character, Feige said, "[He] believes that the Ancient One is just protecting her own power base and that the world may be better off if we were to allow some of these other things through."[17]
>>67637455
Top comment kunt fuckin Kek'd mate
>>67637542
This is your brain on magic?
>>67637454
Simply epic ; )
>>67637170
>The Dark Knight Rises almost had a completely different ending. In one version of the script, when Bane dies, CIA approaches Bane's corpse, takes off his mask and puts it on, proclaiming "Now I am Bane" and becomes a big guy for you.[2]
>>67637613
Say what you want about Marvel but they _know_ how to get the best actors. Compare them to the morons in charge of DC who hired Gadot.
>>67637117
>Tilda Swinton
>Mads
Yeah, I'm watching this.
>>67636910
>should have been aidan gillen
agree
>>67635752
There are people paid to advertise these movies on this board so never because if there was containment board for this shit the advertising would only reach people who suck the dick of anything Marvel shits out anyway.
But don't worry this board will turn in to nothing but ""discussion"" about the latest multimillion budget popcorn shit in few years.
> Can't get another hulk movie in the can.
> Can shit out this.
Marvel a shit.
>>67636910
He would actually be good for this role
>>67637494
>>67637085
>>67637143
>>67637150
>>67637170
>>67637556
So, based Funland thread?
>CIA in a game
>redpill the movie
>>67637455
Well, it would be better than energy blasts and pretending that Avengers shenanigans (henchmen thrown from heights, henchmens cars crashed, henchmen crushed by rubble) just didn't kill anybody.
>>67637694
But the Hulk sucks, while Strange is great.
>>67636710
I bet people would have said the same thing regrading Ian McKellen and Alec Guinuess.
leave capekino to me. and besides dr strange will be linked to quantum realm
>>67637705
>and pretending that Avengers shenanigans (henchmen thrown from heights, henchmens cars crashed, henchmen crushed by rubble) just didn't kill anybody.
When did anyone pretend that though?
>>67635733
Otterman makes me wet
>>67636910
>aidan gillen
>>67636910
>>67636910
He would've been good too.
Cumsendmeyourbatch is too serious.
>>67637639
it's the mystic planes
>>67637461
Chiwetel Ejiofor is playing Baron Mordo, but it looks like he isn't gonna be the villain of the Dr Strange movie.
>>67637665
Why does DC have such a bad track record with their movies anyway?
>Man of Steel/Dawn of JUST
>Green Lantern
>Superman II and IV
>Supergirl
>Batman Forever/Batman and Robin
>Jonah Hex
>Catwoman
>Steel
And probably more I've forgotten. What's the deal?
>>67637713
This. Hulk's only fun when he's with other characters. He can't really carry a movie on his own.
>>67637742
>>67637759
And the movie will depict this funkiness?
>>67637713
A single trilogy made from planet hulk and world war hulk would be fucking amazing.
>>67637694
hulk will appear on thor ragnarok
>>67637790
i've seen some of the artwork for it and it seems promising
>>67637189
One of the reasons I still watch the show.
I miss the Sovereign lads.
I like to pretend it was always David that played the part.
>>67637790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUw67hayZAs
here's a glimpse of quantum realm from ant man
>>67637836
Well I guess this is my most anticipated movie this year.
>>67637827
World War Hulk would suffer from the same thing Civil War suffers.
There hasn't been that many heroes and villains introduced that would take part in it, and it would just boil down to the first half being the armies of whatever trying to take down Hulk and his goons, then the second half with the Hulk versus Iron Man, Thor and Captain America.
WWH would LITERALLY be Captain America: Civil War 2.0: Electric Boogaloo
>>67637859
>smaller than a photon
>can still see
>>67637859
Ant-Man was such a based movie. What went right lads?
>>67637927
it's the microverse ain't gonna explain shit
>>67637927
>Marvel
>scientifically accurate
>>67637927
pym particles
>>67637927
>capeshits
>any resemblance to real life physics
choose one
>>67637391
WHY AREN'T MODS DELETING THREADS ABOUT TV AND MOVIES IN THE TV AND MOVIES BOARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
>>67637189
please god that'd be amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWD50Pz7sk
>>67637865
don't get your hopes up, it still have cucumberpatch in it
>>67637743
Always. Marvel movies don't get any shit about people getting killed by Avengers but Bat/Man of Murder holy fuck.
I actually don't care either way but just be honest and not a shill.
>>67635733
You're only now figuring that out?
>>67635733
Please don't be quirky as fuck, please don't be quirky as fuck, please don't be quirky as fuck.
Also, no minority/animal comedic relief.. it's going to be asian right?
>>67638178
Batman and Superman have had the no-kill code. as part of their character for a long time. The Avengers haven't.
>>67638127
That changes nothing.
>>67638308
except the quality of the film
>>67638330
I see no reason to assume it will be shit.
>>67638093
they do delete threads about tv and movies though, just not capeshit, i literally get all my tark threads deleted for no god damn reason
>>67638277
> dr. strange.
> not quirky.
nigga you for real? this movie will NEVER work if they tried to make it realistic or serious. and one look at how they have cumberbatch dressed and styled should tell you the tone of this movie. he has a fucking velvet cape and comic convention tier hair. it's going to be a fun movie.
>>67635733
As someone who knows nothing about Dr. Strange personality-wise, what's he like? Are we expecting another wisecracking Marvel character or is a serious one?
>>67638395
Oh yes. There will be quips.
>>67638395
>most mystical, magical marvel movie
honestly, if they made thor and it didn't completely suck they can also do doctor strange justice.
>>67638395
have you watched venture bros? dr. orpheus is heavily based on dr strange. >>67638122
rather than wise cracks i am hoping for over the top awkward comedic dramatics
>>67638395
Serious non-meme question: why doesn't he wear a mask?
>>67637189
nah, hes gonna act like every other one. Quips and memes
>>67638435
Because he's a sorcerer, not a superhero.
>>67638435
he doesn't go around beating people up
hes the sorceror supreme. He spends most of his time in his house with his asian manservant reading books
he only does shit when the sorceror supreme is required, so like holes in frabic or reality caused by some sorceror or demon
>>67636910
That's actually a pretty good idea.
>>67637713
The character maybe, but this is directed by the asshat who did hellraiser: inferno.
>>67637520
Iron Man 3 is the worst of the trilogy. Thor 1 is pretty good though.
>>67637432
Thor 2 was garbage mostly because of JewTits McGee
>>67638647
Surely there's some kind of quality control at Marvel Studios.
>>67638390
Yeah, sure, FUN I'm okay with. Just no "have an ice day" tier quips while fighting SATAN OF HELL.
The manservant will be a wise woman right? Someone who keeps Strange in check and is the actual brains of the operation?
>>67637787
The Ed Norton Hulk is better than both Avengers flicks.
>>67638663
I think with DC polluting the waters they're just getting shit out.
>>67638395
>wisecracking
he's more serious than not
the guy from venture bros is just a parody of him
>>67635733
Benedict Cucumberpatch is pretty cool tbqhwyf, it's just that being mostly famous for an atrociously written show like Sherlock doesn't do him any favours when it comes to convincing /tv/. Blame Stephen Moffat, and ideally spam /who/ by telling them he's shit.
Are there any dr strange comics with cool visuals and a story that doesn't bore me out of my skull like every single non alan moore / mike mignola superhero comic I've tried?
I've finished Wanted and Kingdom Come and both were just not good enough for me to really enjoy them. Kingdom Come had great art though.
>>67638666
nice digits
>>67637787
DC doesn't really have control over any project with their characters. Sure, Warner Bros throws up the DC logo in the opening credits but there isn't a "DC studios" like there is a Marvel Studios.
>>67638699
>they're just getting shit out
I refuse to believe that.
>>67638717
How is anyone else supposed to know what will or won't bore you?
>>67638773
Just is there any storyline that breaks out of the comic mold and reaches that auteur level that Mike Mignola and Alan Moore do? Dr. Strange is really cool to me visually and I'd love to read any storylines that are up to snuff.
>>67635733
im hyped on it
>>67637085
>Available on PC exclusively on Windows 10!
>>67638795
>any storyline that breaks out of the comic mold
I have no idea what that means. Moore wrote perfectly normal comics as far as I'm aware.
>>67638717
eternity saga, dr.strange and DR.DOOM, montesi formula and the oath
>>67637682
>in few years
It already has
>>67638840
Thanks anon, I'll check em out.
>>67638666
Oh man, I just cursed this universe with Iron Man Dr. Strange.
So how does all this magical stuff tie in with the rest of the MCU?
>tfw we will never ever get a proper Dr Strange vs Dr Doom movie
JDIMSA
>>67637078
;_;
>>67639062
>never
Oh come on, surely things aren't all that bad. They can work things out.
So will Civil War end with Ross turning into Red Hulk and forcing everyone to work together?
>>67639062
dr.strange and DR DOOM are sorta friends
>>67639135
that's world war hulks
>>67639135
they will send hulk to space
>>67639175
But Hulk is with Thor now.
>>67637432
Every marvel movie besides GotG, Ir1 and Avengers 1 is utter shit
>>67639136
>Marvel will never make a standalone movie about Doctor Doom's life and rise to power
>>67639226
We're getting another Batman or Spiderman origin story instead
>>67639257
>Spiderman origin story
Oh right. That's already a thing. Again.
>>67639226
I'd watch it
if it was directed by terrance malick
WHO READY FOR SOME QUIPS IN HERE
>>67639301
Don't forget that BvS shoehorned in the Batman origin again.
Because nobody knows that one
>>67638795
Marvel isn't really the place to find that. Stick to just following the good writers. Sam Keith and Bill Mesner-Lobs are my personal favorites.
>>67639328
>who ready for da magic! *pants drop*
>now I know why they call you strange indeed! *scat*
>have an ice day! *fire demon anal rape*
Is it weird I'm more interested in seeing Doctor Strange than Civil War?
Or that I'm more interested in GotG 2, Black Panther and Antman 2 than Infinity Wars or Ragnarok?
I don't know if I'm really interested in all that large scale stuff anymore.
>>67635733
>>67636604
Dr. Bees
>>67639669
I hear you. Large scale stuff is always hectic BOOM BOOM BAM BOOM but smaller scale brings interesting things like quantum realm. Also, nobody has enough screen time to be interesting because all their time has to be used for quips. GotG2 will probably be large scale though.
>>67640063
>GotG2 will probably be large scale though
Can it just be like, a big heist or something?
>>67640086
It would be so good. A heist movie in space with subplots honouring classic heist movies. Some noir detective work in space slums, some space ship chases through space Europe, etc..
>>67640256
That sounds too good to be true, but what else could it be about? Not like they'd run into another Infinity Jewel.
>they steal something from the Kree and get chased by Captain Mar-Vel
>>67640256
Of course not forgetting space casinos, cool guys, wise guys.. It would be a thin line which would separate this from an instant classic and total crap.
![villains36[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7RfJER6.jpg "villains36[1].jpg")
>>67639226
Reminder that he was crying over 9/11 here, with all the other villains. Top kek.
>>67640613
No. I pretend that didn't happen.
>Magneto
>crying over filthy non-mutants dying
>>67640613
America, everyone
>>67640613
who is the cause of 9/11 that even villains came
>>67640895
Mad Mullah?
>>67640895
al gaida
>>67636604
Galeno Extraño
>>67637391
Maybe.... Just maybe....cause they're fucking film and this is a television and film board. How fucking autistic are you
>>67638277
He's gonna be the straight man to the more quippy characters. The type to facepalm and sigh.
>>67641219
Oh god I can hear it already. Also, maybe, just maybe, he'll learn a thing or two about love during the movie?
>>67637391
>for some reason
Cause it's a fucking television and film board and they have every right to be here
£1.9b in box office takings
>>67641564
For a standalone film with a new character? Surprised if it breaks Ant Man numbers.
>>67637085
>tfw they will rip the model to Source
>tfw incoming waves of CIA SFM porn
>>67638395
He's a bit more serious and ''elegant'' Tony Stark.
He still feels superior to pretty much everyone because of his powers.
>>67637085
fuarkkkkkkkkk
>>67635733
Cumberbitch suits a goatee, it makes him look less weird
>>67642014
The fire rises.
>>67635733
Despite Cumberbatch being hated for always playing the quirky weirdo you have to admit casting him for Dr. Strange is a good choice
>>67642014
>the mask. fire was me, the big guy all along.
How does this fit plane canon?
>>67641995
what's his power level?
>>67637534
if it's a cheap thing then why's it called a diamond dozen? better stop arguing it's a doggy dog world out there and you're getting dogged hard
>>67642177
Absolutely overpowered, one of the strongest Avengers along with Scarlet Witch.
>>67642136
Time-bending powers.
>>67637187
Reportedly the only reason Joaquin pulled himself out of the running was because he was going to have to sign a multi-picture deal.
>>67642197
I know the trailer shows the Vision losing to Wanda but how does he compare to her in the comic?
>>67642393
It's a bit more powerful, though Wanda could technically beat him if she was angry enough.
Strange has always had much more control over his powers.
>>67642393
How does Vision compare to Wanda in the comics?
No contest, really. Wanda would whoop his ass.
>Scarlet Witch
>The Vision
>Doctor Strange
>Thor
How can non-magical, non-cosmic heroes even compete?
>>67642688
PYM PARTICLES and GAMMA RAYS I guess.
>>67642688
Isn't Hulk on par with them?
>>67635733
>no BASED SHUMA GORATH or Dormammu
Why bother
>>67642688
>How can non-magical, non-cosmic heroes even compete?
Good thing Thanos is both.
>>67642723
>Purple/Green Spider-Man
>>67637694
Don't you know that Thor 3 is literally Planet Hulk: guest starring Thor?
>>67642759
It's actuallyBlade in disguise.
>>67642723
who the fuck is that purple green spidey
So Zemo and Crossbones, the villains of Civil War. Are they any good?
>>67642787
How could he ended up in space anyway in MCU? I know in the comics Tony and co sent him away
>>67642814
we dont even know how zemo will be in the movie, the directors say he will be very different but grounded in the movie universe
crossbones looks cool so far with his big ass suit
>>67642855
So they're not godly fighters who would warrant a team-up between the feuding teams?
>>67642848
he steals a quinjet in AOU and leaves
>>67642890
crossbones wears this big armored suit and you see him kick caps ass in the trailers
zemo i have no idea, but maybe he plans the whole conflict?
>>67642848
Since a character from GotG is confirmed to appear in Thor 3, it could explain the reason why Hulk is in space.
This movie's a bit of a wild card. Apart from the director's track record being shite we have...
>Based Mads, Tilda, Cunterbubble and tolerable negro in main roles
>Potentially mind blowing visuals
>new 'magic' realm to explore
>dop describes it as 'marvels fantasia'
First Marvel movie I've been genuinely hyped about since the first Avengers movie.
>>67643009
>a character from GotG
Who?
>>67642848
>>67642787
I don't think it's quite going to be Planet Hulk. Probably going to take some inspiration from it though.
My guess as to how you make a Ragnarok story involving the Hulk is something like this:
>In AoU, Thor saw a vision of the Ragnarok and has gone to Asgard to make sure everything's ok.
>Hulk mysteriously appears in Asgard and everyone is scared out of their minds thinking that he's the Ragnarok and that he's going to destroy everything.
>Thor trusts Hulk and tries to convince all of the Asgardians that he wouldn't do this.
>Hulk has a few action scenes, but for the most part, Bruce will spend the movie in an Asgardian prison
>After a big, dumb, convoluted plot, it turns out that the Serpent is real and he's behind everything
>The Serpent summoned Hulk to Asgard so that they would all be distracted by him and he could take over Asgard or something
>In the end, Thor and Hulk team up to kill the Serpent. Maybe Loki helps out too after answering for the death of Odin.
>The aftermath is that Asgard is basically in ruins, but most of the asgardians are alive. Hulk goes back to earth. Thor stays behind to rebuild. Loki is in prison again. The asgardians are without an All-Father and need to find a new one. It'll probably be Thor, if he thinks he's up to the task.
>>67637930
aint afraid to go with feels bruh.
>>67642893
>quinjet
Didn't Fury tell Scarjo that they found a piece of that in a sea at the end?
>>67639210
nigga did you just shit on the based winter solider?
>>67643115
true but im just basing this off the *confirmed* rumors
>>67642787
Wait, what? Is Thor 3 finally going to be the Thor adaptation that doesn't suck?
>>67643184
Probably.
>>67643184
crossing fingers
>>67635733
Is that been-a-dick cum-a-bunch?
this i can understand, but come on
>Black Panther
>Cap Marvel
>Inhumans
who will watch this shit?
>>67643233
I will. I mean, Black Panther at least. Niggas cool.
>>67639135
Don't spoil the plot twist dumbass
>>67643279
Better you hear it from than see it in the second trailer and then get lied to by the Russos who claim it doesn't spoil anything.
>>67643265
Yeah especially if they go the DOFP Quicksilver route and give him a couple of scene stealing minutes that leave the audience wanting more until the solo outing.
>>67643233
I'm all in for Cap Marvel, especially if they expand the Cosmic Marvel, and the Kree empire, and SHIELD working in space, and the Nova Corps, and more importantly they must expandmy dick with Carol Danvers tits.
>>67643524
Oh shit, I just realized. They'll totally use a female Captain Marvel, won't they?
>>67643524
Who's gonna play her then?
>>67642179
Nice job getting baited bitch. What kind of drooling retard thinks it's "dime". They don't even have dimes in bongland wher this saying comes from wew
>>67643565
Yes, Carol has been confirmed, I was worried they could use the Muhhammad terrorist little girl
>>67643707
Neat. But seconding>>67643639
>>67636694
Hopefully we'll see him in Guardians 2
>>67643639
She has not been cast yet, but pray for someone that could fill the character like Hendricks, unfortunately Hayley Atwell and Kat Dennings are already characters in MCU.
>>67643707
>the Muhhammad terrorist little girl
hwat
