Guys how do I become Ellen Page's wife?
>>67615724
You don't
she is a lesbian
also I could never get a boner on her ever
>>67615760
Read wife in the op you illiterate cuck.
look like a teenage homely girl forever and play in movies with actors that greatly overshadow you all the time.
>>67615806
maybe you should've made a better thread instead.
>>67615724
Be dominant in bed but her bitch in everything else.
>the face when OP gets a sex change to be her lesbian wife, and Ellen Paige is really a trap all along, and dom. fucks OP in his fake pussy for the next 40 years.
Act like a cunt at all times, get pregnant by some dude you only talk to when you want his dick, then sell your kid to a couple without his permission, get real close to the husband of that couple, act like a total turbocunt to his wife, be surprised he wants to bang you, then comfort the wife, then decide to get back with the kid's father.
>>67615806
>>67615724
So you're a degenerate shit! I hope you get pussy aids (throat cancer)in your throat and die, horribly!
We need more negros from south Africa to migrate here and rape you degenerates straight. I wouldn't suggest anyone I know do it because you degenerates are usually diseased.
>>67616380
Are you the same asshole from the Lexa threads
>>67616671
What's a lexa thread? Wait, there's other people who hate these things other than me? Awesome.
>>67615724
She seems like a nice person. I like GAYcation.
She likes tall women. Are you a tall woman, OP?
