>le run into each other even when we have powers
>muh quips
>"hey, everyone"
>Having the time to quip
>In the middle of a civil war
Ok explain to me how it is unfitting for the characters of Hawkeye and Spider-Man to make quips.
>herrr quit spying on the citizens government that is bad
>no
So deep. better add some quips or the critics won't like it.
General audience's cant understand anything that isnt given them in a few words
>'hey guys"
>"Im bringing the party to you"
>"Here we go again"
>watching Carpark America versus the 200 million dollar manlet
>>67615137
>Shaky camera
>/co/ loves this shit unironically.
>>67615137
at least it no DC shit lol
>>67615137
no one has a shadow = no soul
>>67615238
It's not, it is however out of character and annoying for every one of them to make quips.
>>67616143
Nice company wars there faggot
>>67615137
>civil war
>only 10 people
>half don't have powers
>takes place in a parking lot
>>67615137
This comes out in 12 days, but ticket sales are at 0.5%
>>67616252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>>67616252
Audience always right
>>67616252
guess who got JUST cancelled?
>>67615211
this is the same universe where chris pratt does a goofy dance in order to distract a villain with limitless power and it works
there is no such thing as "tension" in capeshit
>hey everyone
>quip
I get that you faggots want more spider memes but seriously
>Baron zemo: I have taken your power, idols and your marvel's, captain America, civil war has begun
Why is marvel so shit?
Comic book discussion goes in >>>/co/
>>67616318
wait this comes out in 12 days?
>>67616536
I don't know, i guess they just can't get decent screenwriters, producers and shit...just brace for th DC invasion MARVELcucks
>>67616594
releases early for some countries. NA gets it last i believe
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
The word quip should result in an immediate ban.
>>67615137
Wait a second, that filename
>>67616733
Posting capeshit should result in a immediate ban
You'll still watch this shite though so why make a meme thread.
I have to give you credit at least, that you actually can still watch this stuff - so boring, so repetitive.
Don't give me your patrician memes, either you fanny, It's doesn't take some homo french film fan faggot to not like this shit and it's 900 spin-offs. Even Star Wars is fucked as it will go the same way.
>It's an armed thugs can't aim for shit episode
>It's an armed thug sneaks up behind the hero and says "DONT MOVE" instead of just shooting episode
>It's a le epic bird man flies around and dodges like 50 automated miniguns on a giant super high-tech floating aircraft carrier episode
>It's a bunch of armed thugs with guns charge in one at a time for their turn to get beat up instead of just standing back and shooting episode
>It's a guy with a fucking minigun can't aim at Cap's legs episode
>It's an iron man has automatic headshot lock-on shoulder guns that can instantly kill a dozen people but he never uses it again episode
>It's a none of this makes any fucking sense episode
>>67616879
Ur the fanny mate
>>67615137
>"What's up, faggots"
I don't care if it's a homage to Raimis work, it's out of place and fucking gross
So who is going to see this day 1 alone?
>>67616901
Just turn your brain off famalam
>>67617714
You know, that guy flying on the left side, the one that isn't iron man, looks really really shitty.
>>67617310
Marvel©
Just Turn Your Brain Offâ„¢
>>67616412
if you go into a movie called Guardian of the Galaxy and expect tension, you have fucking brain damage.
>>67617814
>>67617765
>tumblrbumping
>>67616189
But they haven't and probably wont based on the characterization in the Winter Soldier
>>67616536
6/10 the design
9/10 the movie
>>67617765
They NEVER have been friends, they are always arguing.
>>67616252
Supergirl only got +reviews for feminism.
Nobody watched it, but hey guys it has a FEMALE protag so we need to review it well!
>Marvel moved the premiere date up from the end of April to the beginning
We're about to witness the biggest BTFO'ing of all time
>>67618824
what you smoking about?
>>67617714
How is it that the people on the right are running as fast as the people on the left are flying ?
>>67617765
I really hope the movie opens with a scene that heavily implies that Tony was sucking Cap's dick, to make this forced ''SO WAS I'' shit make any sense at all
>>67618771
I watch it. It's bad
>>67617830
Vision? He doesn't have to move like a human.
>>67618944
those 2 that are running as fast as those flying are super soldier captain america and super terrorist cyborg
>>67617765
But they were never friends though... In fact, captain has always hated him
>>67615137
Seeing how Ant-man was childish garbage I have no doubt this will be the same.
>>67618868
It's premiering April 13. It was going to premiere April 28. I don't know how that's "early" April like that anon said but it shows confidence.
>>67616252
>I side with DC
>but I am shitting on DC all the time with this image so what side am I really on?!?!?!
>>67619061
>Antman
>garbage
Assassinate yourself
>>67619061
>Ant-Man
>childish
have you ever lost custody of your kin?
>>67619128
Little kid shit.
>>67619061
>antman is childish garbage
what the fuck? kill yourself dcposter
>>67616252
Well, season 2 was considerably worse than the first one, I think. Daredevil looked much better in just his mask, without all the crimson spandex shit. Electra was absolutely fucking worthless and the tone of the series in general felt somehow more pompous and capeshitty.
>>67619347
Daredevil season 1 has better reviews than supergirl, that's why the image memeposter used season 2 to make a point
>>67619128
>>67619238
>>67619325
Oh come off it Ant-man was terrible. I know we're just saying whatever now to throw dirt on DC but face the facts.
>>67619423
>antman was terrible
tips fedora
>>67619423
*tips fedora*
Heheh underoos!! "Hey guys" heh how take take fight between two teams serious when it starts like this?
>>67619527
>Rotten Tomatoes
wewty wew
>>67619423
It had next to no flaws, really. The acting was solid. The script was witty and charming, as were all the characters. The music was solid. The villain was interesting and multidimensional. It had some excellent cinematography and action shots as well.
>>67619585
>The villain was interesting and multidimensional.
I'm not going to waste a reaction image for this.
>>67619557
But DCucks said only the audience score matters, and it has higher than BvS and Man of Steel.
>>67615137
Iron Man should be able to just fire a rocket here and win instantly
>>67619629
Either explain why you disagree, or remove yourself from the conversation and admit defeat.
>>67619423
Ant Man was good faggot
28%
>>67619894
This. Ant Man is high tier among all the Marvelshit.
Can't decide if Iron Man 3 or Thor 2 is at the bottom.
>>67616412
That scene aside, the quips were actually ok in GotG. It fit really well somehow.
AoU and other Marvel movies on the other hand can fuck off with their quips. A comedic scene once in a while is fine, but don't make fucking Ultron do quips that's a travesty.
>>67619959
Iron Man 2
>>67619959
I'd put IM3 slightly above Thor 2 only cause Thor 2 was a massive bore and so forgettable
>>67619595
>>67619894
>>67619646
>>67619451
>What does that mean?
>Exposition dump
>ok but what does that mean?
>Exposition dump
>Exposition dump
>Exposition dump
>ok
>but what does that mean?
Marvel has literally made the american audience dumber.
>>67616412
Serious question. Dancing in front of the villain to distract him is it a good thing or not?
I mean let's us put in the place of villain, and the supposed hero tries to stop you but he starts dancing as his last line of defense. Wouldn't you be a little bit like "what the fuck are you doing?" aswell? Specially when it was right after he and his buddies threw a rocket launcher at you, so you know he is capable of actually trying to stop you but for some reason he just suddenly started dancing.
>>67620035
Americans can't get any dumber for a while now. Stop pretending Ant-man had anything to do with american's absolutely impressive stupidity.
Remember tumblr is american.
>>67616412
Tbqh if you did dance in front of someone who was gonna kill you, you do have chances of them looking distracted
>>67620004
>there are no strings on me! Le Ultron is so funny XD
>>67620169
Was that suppose to be a quip? I thought it was pretty cool as he is a robot that no longer serves humans.
>>67620207
Haha oh wow let me guess: you didn't "get" bvs?
>>67620035
>le randum mexican sidekick
>>67620253
I haven't seen it. Looks too retarded to waste money on it.
>>67620207
It wasn't a joke. That anon is retarded.
>>67620283
Oh great. It's not for you trust me.
>>67620330
> trust me.
Why would I? You are a memeposter.
>>67620207
>A recently come to life AI that hates humans searches the Internet for 40's cartoons for the perfect recording to show he's no longer controlled he humans.
>music implies that this is supposed to be menacing and not ridiculous
>pretty cool
Can't wait for spring break to be over.
>>67620388
I don't get the meaning of your post or what you are trying to say. Maybe if you actually used words you could transfer the message a bit better.
>>67616806
This desu
>>67620671
>moot
who?
>>67620093
I think it would
>>67615137
Daily reminder that BVS is a Reddit film
>>67617714
ANTS!
>>67621065
where is nicholas cage, actually?
>>67620330
I trust you. I enjoy movies that are coherently paced, not mashed together sloppy edits to get everything set for the following team up movie.
Is BvS the former or latter?
>>67621572
the latter is Amazing Spider Man 2
>>67621572
latter
so is age of ultron
>>67621675
Agreed. It'd be nice if it could be put to rest now
>>67621675
Age of Ultron should have been divided into a 2part movie. There just wasn't enough time for all the shit.or maybe they could have stop wasting scenes in slutty mcSlut with Hulk
![[Hamboning-Intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/nu2eXGx.png "[Hamboning-Intensifies].png")
>>67621065ANTS
>>67616252
One of those got a season 2, I'll let you guess which one
