Has /tv/ ever been right about anything?
>>67614946
d ddd ddelete this...
>>67614946
Christ marvelcucks btfo
>being happy about Zack ruining everything.
ok
>>67614946
Money doesn't equal quality
>>67614946
We already knew it would do well due to the pre-sales. What's in question is the second weekend.
LOL MARVELKEKS BTFO!!!!!
>>67615131
Is that why they charge more for your mom?
>>67615131
Blindly following critics doesnt equal quality either
>>67615131
I know, but it means that the DC cinematic universe will continue, and hopefully the WB execs will boot the shit out of Zack and his shitty crew for endangering everything.
>>67615123
I didn't know Zack was in charge of the script and editing
Yes
>>67614946
I was right that I'm not going to see it.
I just look at it and see the lost potential. The fucking potential to dethrone marvel. Imagine if this movie was good. it could have destroy every record. It could have been good. but no. IT was... meh. Cape kino is dead bury it. Consider it this time mercy.
>>67615305
>adults aren't mainstream
Get a load of thisjust kill me
>>67614946
/tv said it was a shit movie it's just a shit movie that people actually paid to see
>>67614946
>happy that your movie is Michael Bay tier
Kill yourself son
MarvelFan here
Guys how can we stop DC ? This isn't funny anymore. Only marvel films should be popular
This is disgusting.
THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED
>>67614946
That $46M is $30M international box office and $15M domestic.
China alone has contributed $57M to total box office, with the UK and Mexico adding another $20M each
>>67615299
I'm pretty sure he's heavily involved in both. Maybe he doesn't actually write the dialogue line by line but if you think he's not part of the group that came up with the entire story I think you don't really understand how a process like that works. And same goes for editing.
>>67615299
zack literally is involved in the whole dc movie universe man
wb actually gave him that much power
hes maybe not writing the scripts but he sure has some saying in it
>boxoffice increased by 48 million dollars in one day
>>67615688
the overarching narrative of the movie is fine though, its the dialogue where it fucks up. the lack of batman and superman in the movie is disturbing though.
Very few film makers edit there own movies though, and if the editor were any good they'd be calling out Zack on the decisions he was making in the editing process.
>>67615556
its too late for marvel and your precious shills, snyder is supreme
>>67615131
>this is what butthurt haters actually believe
Cry more
>>67615131
old /tv/ knew this
>>67615997
>he's unironically this much of a retarded child
Wew lad. So I suppose Avatar is the greatest film of all time?
>>67615910
>the overarching narrative of the movie is fine though
No it's not, they try to do too much with too little and connect it all through nonsense. That's not on the dialogue, that's on the story design.
how can marvelcucks even compete
>>67616059
>48 minutes ago
>/tv/ then
>4 hours ago
>/tv/ now
Nice reading comprehension jackass
>>67616240
>doubting the #1 Movie of All Time That Changed the Cinema Forever
0/10 you're just butthurt
>>67614946
Doesn't it need to make, like 800 million dollars to be profitable?
>>67616300
please explain, because its a rather simple movie to be fair, its just that the first half was tedious because of dry dialogue and a boring sub plot that wasn't fully explored because apparently watching batman do stuff isn't fun.
>>67616240
>Implying it isn't
>>67616549
>(you)
>>67616620
Why do Batman and Superman fight in the same movie where they also have Lex Luthor, Wonder Woman and Doomsday. And all those retarded cameos of movies to come. It's a confusing mess of different plots trying to all e tied together by a single thread. All the congress shit has nothing to do with Batman, other then the fact that it's about Superman I guess. And in the end it served no purpose. Same goes for everything else in the movie. They have to fight Doomsday because Lex made him. Why did he make him? I guess he wanted to kill Superman. The entire movie needed to be rewritten from the ground up to be able to make it work.
>>67614946
>It won't even near the billion dollar mark despite having the two most iconic superheroes of all time.
DKEKS STILL THINK ITS GOOD
>>67615809
Worldwide
>>67616878
>already $460 million in one weekend
Delusional marvelcuck
>>67615294
Critics are a better indication of quality than the normalfag masses.
>>67616930
It's was released everywhere world wide at the same time.
Which means by week 3 it will be dead with no new markets.
Why did they do this? Because WB/DC knew it was shit and that a staggered release date, and bad word of mouth, would them more.
Right now projections have it falling around the 850 million ww range by the end of its run.
Which is a disappointment.
>>67616930
Literally the only thing that will matter to the success of this film is if it passes the break-even threshold by a wide enough margin, which is really iffy at this point.
>>67616843
>All the congress shit has nothing to do with Batman, other then the fact that it's about Superman I guess
theres the paraplegic guy who you see in the first 5 minutes of the movie being saved by bruce, who later goes to the congress hearing to incriminate superman and antagonize bruce into believing that superman is even more terrible
Lex's motives however, I will give you that. They're skewed and generic at best but can be summarised within his dialogue "If god is all powerful then he cannot be all good, and if god is all good he cannot be all powerful" Lex sees superman as the former. Creating a monster from Zods body though, dunno, that was just some shoe-horning shit to probably set up the justice league storyline of them having to take down superman in order to get at Darkseid or some shit. Flash's cameo was relevant. The other ones, were poor.
$450m globally
>GLOBALLY
lel, that means it bombed fucking hard in domestic.
Honestly profits should be considered a marker of how bad a movie is unless the movie wasn't released to foreign markets. China singlehandedly ensured that another Terminator movie will be made
>>67614946
HAHAHAHAHA marvel just can't stop being BTFO
>>67617309
The Terminator sequel was cancelled.
>>67615131
>marvel movies are quality
LMFAO
>>67617369
>>67614946
Hey look they made the budget back nice
>yfw it doesn't even double the budget
>>67616930
>>67617084
that marvel damage control
>>67617369
compared to what, /co/ reject??
>>67617347
cause based Jim is going to make a new one with The Rock, screencap this.
Hey man I'm just a tv. You're the one who can change the channel. You can talk to your mom, dad, friends. You could even go outside. Where is outside anyway?
Well anyway I'm just a tv, you're the smart one!
>>67617388
>he thinks rotten tomato score means anything
>the only things marvel movies offer is quips and one liners
>m-marvel is k-kino guise, i-its not just a popcorn flick
/tv/, while with good intentions and valid points, is usually wrong.
How shitpost and hitler infested boards like /pol/ pull it off I have no idea.
That shot in the OP was so cringey. It's like every scene was shot on a different day so their poses were all fucked up so they were just like "pretend to be a superhero" and bam action!
>>67614946
>>67617477
because /pol/ is always right, but /tv/ is so far cucked that there's no hope. You guys can't even admit that BvS is a masterpiece and spout retarded memes and regurgitate """"critics"""" who say things like "its not a marvel movie" "its not funny" "I dont get it"
>>67617597
DING DING DING DING
The cucks feel impotent and powerless so they stoop to the lowest levels to defend their retarded POV. They are proud and unwilling to accept that they're being cucked IRL and on 4chan.
>>67617597
>BvS is a masterpiece
What are your top 10 films of all time and top 10 of 2015, /v/?
>>67617597
>because /pol/ is always right
yeah, all the happenings that they called actually happened you fucking autist. Fuck off back to /pol/ you are worse than reddit at this point. You just spout retarded shit till you get something right and then post "PULH IS ALWAYS RIGHT". Seriously you are an embarrassment to whoever you represent at this point.
>>67617118
>theres the paraplegic guy who you see in the first 5 minutes of the movie being saved by bruce, who later goes to the congress hearing to incriminate superman and antagonize bruce into believing that superman is even more terrible
Sure. But the events of congress have nothing to do with Bruce. He is shocked when he sees him on TV and he didn't even know about the returned checks (which as I understand it were forged by Lex anyway) but it didn't matter either way because he already hated Superman and wanted to kill him. So the guy blowing up the congress or the fake letter accomplished nothing plotwise that wasn't already happening so they were essentially pointless to Bruce fighting Clark.
>>67617861
so much triggered in one post. You're just proving my point here
>>67617861
That's a /v/editer
not /pol/
>>67617861
Are you retarded nigger?
The last happening thread in /pol/ (Belgium muslim attacks) had over 30,000 replies in half a day. Some guy had it open before it became a sticky and was able to figure out the total post count even though it was a rolling 1000 post limit sticky.
>>67617861
/pol/ doesn't know what they are talking about goyim
>>67617889
It does matter to Bruce, it's after witnessing this that he immediately storms Lex's compound for the kryptonite.
Also notice that there's a painting of Bruce's father behind him when he is watching the Capitol broadcast, he feels the pressure of his father's legacy. Later he gives the speech to Alfred about how 20 years of fighting crime amounted to nothing, and that killing Supes might be the only important thing he ends up doing to honor his family's legacy.
>>67617854
bump
it shouldn't take you this long at all especially if you're going to spout buzzwords like masterpiece
>>67617462
Nice damage control you stupid fuck
>>67617919
>I dont know how to argue
>I know, i'll post a triggered and i'll be on top again
>>67617978
>The last happening thread in /pol/ (Belgium muslim attacks) had over 30,000 replies in half a day
Are you retarded? when did i talk about reply count, i am talking about you calling out retarded shit and hoping that you will get one right.
>>67617889
no but they do, because that guy was a Wayne co. Employee, the letter that said "you let your family die" was obviously in reference the everyone lost in the wayne tower during the man of steel events, so it directly links bruce. the congress hearing was just the final nail in the coffin for him wanting to take out superman
>>67615296
No way. Nothing except the movie bombing could have gotten them to boot Snyder. He'll be there for the long haul unless he dies.
>>67618121
you clearly were triggered, and are still triggered. If you think spouting sjw dribble is arguing, you're deluding yourself.
>QUALITY
1. Civil War ~95%+
2. Doctor Strange ~90%+
3. Suicide Squad ~87%
4. Deadpool -84%
5. X-man ~78%
6. BvS -28%
>BOX-OFFICE
1. Civil War (only film to pass 1 Billion)
2. BvS
3. Doctor Strange
4. Deadpool
5. Suicide Squad
6. X-man
>Hasb-- I mean WB presents: Optimus Prime v Megat-- I mean Batman v Superman!
>>67617578
This is bad and you should feel bad.
>>67615305
>sexually fluid
>>67617388
Nolan's Trilogy is literally better than all of those, because you don't have to be familiar with Batman to enjoy it, or a child. And lmaoing at The Incredible Hulk as a good example
>>67614946
/tv/ said it would be bad. Everyone knew it was going to make money
>>67618121
>Are you retarded? when did i talk about reply count, i am talking about you calling out retarded shit and hoping that you will get one right.
> calling out retarded shit
/pol/ has been mercilessly raging over the mass muslim immigration into Europe for the past 6 months or so at least.
Now we get to have our happening threads every few weeks when a muslim blows up a Europoor city and smugly tell all the redditors that /pol/ was right again.
Stay mad
>>67618224
Where is this from? High quality DB rips don't exist.
>>67618121
>>67617978
>>67618032
>>67618190
>>67618396
holy shit, this fag has been BTFO by /pol/
Heard the 1st half was shit
>>67618097
>>67618150
But he was already gonna do all that. Those letters changed nothing for him. And they weren't even written by Willy or whatever the fuck the guy's name was also ultimately doesn't matter. Yea blowing up the congress might have been the final straw but wasn't it quickly evident Superman wasn't responsible for it. Bruce was pretty much determined to do what he was gonna do regardless of what transpired.
And I still don't even know how the whole Bruce v Clark fight was set up. I'm gonna assume that Lex and Bruce weren't actually working together. But did Lex know what Bruce was planing, since he was clearly actively trying to force him into doing just that. So did he let him steal the kryptonite or was that a surprise to him? Did Lex know Bruce prepared to fight Clark or did he just send him there to kill him, hoping Clark would kill Bruce and thus prove he's a monster to the world? And the whole Zod thing, was there a plan behind all that or did Lex simply get lucky with the entire thing and Doomsday was just a result of a combination of luck and Lex's ingenuity. Also was it really THE Lex Luthor or was Jesse the son of THE Lex Luthor.
>>67614946
Everybody knew it's going to make a lot of money.
But it's going to stop making anything in a week. This movie won't get many repeated viewings.
>>67614946
I'm interested in its long term trajectory. Anybody with a functioning brain could see the film would do well in the first couple of days.
>>67618484
The explosion at the congress meeting literally allows Lex to import the kryptonite as he no longer has the congresswoman up his ass, so those events were critical in allowing batman to steal the kryptonite and was probably a part of Lex's plan. that event just fuels bruce to take more radical and immediate reaction without putting thought into the whole thing and makes it easier for Lex to manipulate him.
>>67615480
im confused, i saw a thread the other day where most posts said the film was good and that critics were shills. i know tv is not a hivemind but which is it? most posters on tv seem to like this movie.
>>67619339
Many of us stood up for this movie, anonymous user. Not all of us are Marvel and Disney shills.
Some of us believes in BVS
>>67615802
They forced him to cut out a half hour of this film because it was too long and had an R rating. WB forced a lot of this shit
The real question, how much meme power does bvs have?
>>67619383
I remember when his eyes went red and Lex nearly shat himself.
>>67619441
Lots.
>>67619441
COKE VERSUS PEPSI
>Batman and Superman didn't have a dance off
DROPPED
>>67619437
I remember that article. He and WB literally battled for a time or something like that. He had to use alternate shots and had to do reshoots to make the movie more kiddie friendly.
I remember when Batman had the nightmare about the Bat demon jumping from the crypt, a few women in the theater said, either God, or said wow, or no, or Yikes or simply gasped. Shit was awesome.
>>67619498
WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALIZE COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING?!!??!
>>67619584
Go to hell, you no good fucking bastard son of a bitch..
Go to hell...
>>67619437
When is the R cut even coming out?
>>67619550
Without the producers jewy little hands involved I honestly believe this could've been a 9/10.
>>67616986
Not when it comes to capeshit
>>67618113
One more bump for the plebeian
>>67619665
lets make it more realistic here... 7.5/10
considering my current rating is 6/10
>>67620159
Ok if I'm being honest I'd give it a 8/10 because the Watchmens directors cut was great.
>>67620297
still need to see it, is the directors cut the ultimate cut (3 Hours 30min)?
>>67616588
No.
>>67620159
>>67619665
>>67619665
>>67620297
>>67620342
Then there were the rewrites to shoe horn in the Justice League and I think, Wonder Woman. having her in the movie was great, but it still felt, Forced. I loved her though. She was all kinds of bad ass.
>>67617153
Its made 170 million+ domestically
>>67619644
June, I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MUzvASr8s
>>67620298
holy shit, someone must be mad to take the effort to upload that
>>67614946
>Has /tv/ ever been right about anything?
Were there people saying it was gonna fail to bring in money?
I was under the impression we were all just saying it was going to be shit but would still do well at the box-office - which is exactly what happened.
>>67620652
A deleted scene has a more menacing villain than anything Marvel has shit out
>>67620851
>we
>>67617388
and yet the two best movies on that screen shot didn't break a billion.
>tfw cap movies are the only MCU ones with any actual quality to them
>tfw they're less successful than the shit iron man movies
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2016/03/28/batman-v-superman-sets-record-with-worst-friday-sunday-drop-for-superhero-pics/#5304480e6d72
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2016/03/28/batman-v-superman-sets-record-with-worst-friday-sunday-drop-for-superhero-pics/#5304480e6d72
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2016/03/28/batman-v-superman-sets-record-with-worst-friday-sunday-drop-for-superhero-pics/#5304480e6d72
Oh it is going to be so sweet seeing how hard it will end up flopping.
>>67620851
it's just the newshits
>>67617369
>B-b-but Marvel!!!
Are all DCfags 12 or something? Why do they always jump to console wars the first chance they get?
>>67620929
http://deadline.com/2016/03/batman-v-superman-monday-box-office-record-1201727751/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that marvel damage control
>>67620856
>implying Steppenwolf won't help them kill Darkseid
>>67620969
we're talking about movies anon, not consoles
>>>/v/ is that way if you want to discuss video gaymes
>>67620975
>lel i see people saying damage control so ill take the meme and run with it even though i dont understand it
Damage Control. DC. Fuckhead.
>>67620929
>i-it's flopping guys
>>67621008
Congrats on not knowing what an analogy is, anon.
>>67620969
yea
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/1352165827086/
>>67620922
Winter Soldier made more money than either of the first two Iron Man movies.
>>67621014
>I was proven wrong so I'm going to try and deflect from my own damage control by saying you're doing damage control
literal n-no you comeback, nice anon nice
>>67621076
congrats on not knowing what sarcasm is anon
>>67620975
>>67621032
Yes, it had impressive numbers thanks to a global release date
The issue is that the drop of attendance over the weekend is unprecedented
Wait next weekend and check the stats
>>67621084
internationally, and even then only barely, domestically it made less than any of the Iron Man films
>>67615305
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
>>67621179
but it spiked back up after the holiday.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67194681/#67195055
some of us aren't retarded
before any reviews came out
>>67615305
>Deadpool is reddit the movie
>we were right
>Batman and Superman would be shit
>we were right
>Civil War is going to be a age of ultron tier mess
If our last one is correct then thats 3 which means capeshit media has to go back to /co/
>>67621273
>Batman and Superman would be shit
>we were right
but you were objectively wrong
>>67614946
>>67614984
>>67615057
Reminder a superhero movie has never before opened in so many countries at once. Reminder it made less domestically than Iron Man 3. Reminder it got a B from cinemascore which means a significant percentage of the American general public doesn't like it.
It's never going to make Avengers level money. Next week it's going to plummet at the box office and you DCucks are going to cry harder than ever.
>>67621505
It's dogshit
>critics agree
>pleb critics agree
>plebs agree
>patricians of rym agree
The only thing we might be wrong about this movie is that it'll make a billion easily
Mind you by "we" I mean locals of this board and not you meme tourists
>>67614946
WE DID IT /tv/
>>67621603
>critics agree
spouting shit like "its not like a marvel movie" "where's the humor"
>72% audience approval on RT
just admit you're wrong
>>67621120
No, I'm a DC fan. I am just explaining that "damage control" is a joke poking fun at the letters DC.
It's like if you call an Asian a squinty-eyed fuckhead, and then you hear a group of Asians giggling and pointing at you and calling you a squinty-eyed fuckhead - it doesn't apply because the insult was specifically aimed at them, and doesn't really work for white guys.
So when you point at Marvel shills and lelelel damage control, you just look like an ignorant twat.
meh, i liked this movie
I guess next one is going to be a quipfest with the emotional stakes of a...dance off?
Because all capeshit movies need to be a comedy.
>>67621654
>spouting shit like "its not like a marvel movie" "where's the humor"
Still a review
>72% audience approval on RT
Why not 80%+ like all other capeshit flicks? Why such low scores on sites like LB/MUBI/RYM?
>>67621656
literally the stupidest post ever, its like the term damage control never existed before last friday....
>>67621197
>internationally, and even then only barely, domestically it made less than any of the Iron Man films
>IM made 445mil
>IM2 made 424mil
>CAWS made 544mil
That's not "barely", that's 25% more.
And Disney doesn't give a shit if the money comes from overseas, they just want the money.
>>67621654
>"where's the humor"
Critics are saying "where's the fun?" Fun and humor are two different things. Nolan's Batman movies were humorless but the vast majority of critics think those movies are fun.
>72% audience approval on RT
You DCucks are so pathetic it's hilarious. The audience score doesn't matter. If it does matter then that means every Marvel movie is good since all of them have very high scores.
>>67621734
hm, critics opinions mean literally nothing. Almost every one of their reviews has some form of bias written in it, so whats the point. Why does 80% matter, is 8% that big of a deal to you that you feel justified in using other people's opinions about a movie you haven't seen?
>>67621740
Damage Control as a term has of course existed. I'm just saying that people saying Damage Control in reference to Man of Steel and BvS is a joke aimed at the letters DC.
Is this really that hard to understand or are you just being stubborn?
>>67621698
Critics loved the Dark Knight trilogy, dude. No one is saying the film is bad exclusively because it's dark.
Why y'all niggas sperging out over a mediocre capeshit movie so much anyway?
>>67621766
>You DCucks are so pathetic it's hilarious
literally all you marvelfags do is spout RT scores
>Critics are saying "where's the fun?"
Not everything needs to be dumbed down so your toddler can go to the movies with you and laugh at the funny quips
>>67621809
nothing better to do on a tuesday mainly
>>67621740
retard, next youll be typing MarvelCuck and think youre being funny
>>67621809
Those movies were before Marvel started to shit memecomedies non-stop thou.
The only non-comedy they released was TWS which hilariously is their only good movie since IM.
>>67621809
>No one is saying the film is bad exclusively because it's dark.
Fucking this, I'm sick and tired of DCucks screaming "CRITICS HATE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUIP FEST!" Lots of dark capeshit gotten critical acclaim. People are shitting on BvS because it's a pretentious, incoherent mess.
>>67621896
haha look at this marvelcuck
>>67621782
>critics opinions mean literally nothing.
Only when they disagree with you correct? I know for a fact based on the few posts we've had together that you would be spamming their score as a way to prove this movie was good if the percent was higher
>Almost every one of their reviews has some form of bias written in it, so whats the point.
See above
>Why does 80% matter, is 8% that big of a deal to you that you feel justified in using other people's opinions about a movie you haven't seen?
Because you player the audience card and I have seen it and explained why it's shit to other mongs like you.
Now pls do tell me about rym, lb, etc
>>67621949
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67614946
why defend a shit movie ? it will not pass 1 billion.
>>67621998
Yeah, it will. Easily.
Don't get me wrong, it's a bad movie. But it'll hit a bil, no worries.
>>67621836
>literally all you marvelfags do is spout RT scores
I don't give a shit about Marvel, I'm laughing at you DCucks because right now you're getting roasted. If Civil War gets panned and underperforms at the box office I'll laugh at the MCUcks. Anyway, tons of people have pointed out BvS's numerous flaws. People aren't just posting RT scores.
>Not everything needs to be dumbed down so your toddler can go to the movies with you and laugh at the funny quips
Wow, are you illiterate? I said "Fun and humor are two different things. Nolan's Batman movies were humorless but the vast majority of critics think those movies are fun."
>>67621966
I have never relied on a critic to tell me if I want to see a movie or not, nor whether it is good or not. You're the one who played the audience card, I just used it against you. Its ok for you to not think for yourself I guess.
>>67621902
>Those movies were before Marvel started to shit memecomedies non-stop thou.
So? You DCucks aren't making any fucking sense. You bitch and moan that critics now only like lighthearted capeshit but Daredevil and Jessica Jones are very dark and both of them received critical acclaim.
>>67622083
Why are you still beating around the bush?
>>67622028
>muh critics need to tell me whats a good movie and fun
>>67621902
Rises was released after The Avengers. Marvel had already made six films by then. Rises recieved positive reception only a year before Man of Steel was released. Tastes haven't changed that much in only four years, mate.
>>67621877
Yeah that's fair
>>67622117
This is one of the stupidest strawman replies I've ever gotten. My point is critics are shitting on BvS because it's shit, not because it's dark. You DCucks insist that they hate it only because it's dark but lots of dark capeshit has gotten critical acclaim.
>>67622203
you haven't even seen it and you're using other peoples opinions as your own
*tips fedora while stepping out of the shadows*
The pitiful peons at Marvel have underestimated the power of DC one time too many. The "Marvel Cinematic Universe". Huh. A shoddily shot, messily put together series of soulless and artless wastes of celluloid designed to appeal to the base intellects of moronic manchildren still dreaming of becoming powerful as they waste their lives away masturbating to images of Black Widow.
Only a fool and a weakling of mind could gain satisfaction from watching poorly animated CGI trade weightless and impactless punches while trading quips a severely mentally retarded Thai ladyboy would find beneath him/her.
DC understand cinéma. They understand kino. DC know how to build shade and light in a performance, how to engage the minds of true enlightened souls. DC have redefined not just superhero films, but the entire film industry itself.
Mentally challenged Marvel fanboys can only begin to grasp the tectonic shift in filmmaking that has been unleashed. Critics and reviewers fail to recognize a movie far ahead of its time once again, crying on their blogs about lack of snark and quipping - failing to recognize a literal masterpiece as it unfolds before them.
The public have responded. The entire filmmaking industry has been shaken to its core. DC have changed the game utterly - a new landscape is carved, a beauty is born, a God walks among men.
*teleports away*
>>67622114
Hello?? Pleb??
>>67622233
You haven't even seen it and you're using other people's opinions as your own.
it was only a couple but I remember some people saying Zoolander 2 would overshadow Deadpool
>>67622316
Dude when I found out about them being released on the same day I fell out of my chair laughing.
You just KNOW someone over at Paramount got fired for that.
>>67622299
>n-no you
>>67622233
First a strawman and now you're trying to attack me instead of refuting my argument. Give it up, DCuck. You're trapped in a corner and you know it.
$450 million literally the budget with marketing included.
They haven't made any money yet.
>>67622380
Your counter point was a baseless assumption, "no you" was an appropriate response. Now don't respond to me again unless you have a real counter argument, DCuck.
>people thought this movie would have any chance of flopping financially
How fucking dumb are people here?
Then there were retards who thought The Force Awakens would flop Jesus Christ.
>>67622388
I have already refuted your arguments in several past posts yet you continue with your "no you" posts and continue with this "muh critics" nonsense
>>67622276
Bump again
>>67614946
/tv/ cares more about this movie than /co/. It's just sad
Does this spell the end of quips in cape movies for good?
>>67622439
you should go back and re-read my posts then since your reading comprehension is on a 1st grade level
>>67622472
You haven't refuted anything, DCuck. You said that critics only hate it because it isn't a quip fest and I refuted that. You said that people are spamming RT scores instead of legitimate reasons that BvS is shit and I refuted that. Then after I refuted those things you started making baseless assumptions.
>>67622411
Product placement
>>67622500
No it's just /co/ rejects that aren't allowed to spam these threads on /co/ because their mod actually likes their board
>>67622524
No. If anything everybody else is going to double up on them
>>67622535
You're the one that has reading comprehension problems. When I pointed out critics like dark capeshit like Nolan's Batman trilogy you completely ignored my point and went off on some autistic tangent about how superhero movies don't need to be full of quips.
>>67622568
I envy the fact that you can believe that, anon. I truly do. But keep in mind we also have threads for Doctor who and Game of Thrones. This board is pleb as fuck
>>67622612
I never responded to that remark because my whole point is critics opinions dont make a movie good, its the audience who decides. The only autistic thing here is how you feel like you're right when I've shut down your argument.
>>67622682
If critics don't matter then why are regular people of letterboxd, rym and mubi shitting on it too?
>>67614946
>Highest Friday->Sunday dropoff in summer movie history
Honestly, it's looks like they're fucked from week 2 on, once all the fanboys saw it, just like we said.
>>67622682
>its the audience who decides.
Then every Marvel movie is a masterpiece. The audience decided this. :^)
You DCucks are hilariously stupid.
>>67622701
>m-muh critics
>>67615997
So that means that avatar and titanic must be the greatest films of all time according to your autistic logic.
>>67622682
>muh audience
Almost every Marvel movie has a higher IMDb score, RT audience score and cinemascore than BvS. Face it, your argument is completely retarded.
>>67622772
virtually all of the marvel movies are around the same audience approval ratings as BvS. What is hilariously stupid is that post lol
>>67617369
>Implying that I even posted that
You should probably learn how to read before going on this website
>>67614946
Yes if you were here years ago. LOST /tv/ was best /tv/
>>67622837
Letterboxd, rym and mubi are websites for regular people, not critics.
>>67622837
Why are you still avoiding answering the audience shitting on it too?
Uhhhhh 450m worldwide is pretty bad
>>67620652
I like how most of the lasers are pointed at Lex instead of at the Lovecraftian terror from space.
Both sides of this are autistic as fuck. BvS didn't do as well and got shit reviews from critics which DC fags are now saying don't matter, when they absolutely would before.
Marvel fags can't accept that there are a lot of people that still enjoyed the movie they desperately wanted to fail because their style is different.
Over all brand wars are stupid and anybody genuinely getting caught up in this and not shitposting should probably kill themselves because it doesn't fucking matter.
>>67622873
But you're completely wrong, you retarded DCuck.
>Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 92% audience score
>Guardians of the Galaxy - 92% audience score
>The Avengers - 91% audience score
>Iron Man - 91% audience score
>Ant-Man - 87% audience score
>Iron Man 3 - 79% audience score
>Thor: The Dark World - 78% audience score
>Thor - 76% audience score
>Captain America: The First Avengers - 74% audience score
>Iron Man 2 - 72% audience score
>The Incredible Hulk - 71% audience score
Five MCU movies have scores that are drastically higher than BvS's. Stop posting.
>>67615541
why is Zach Braff at the centre square of BvS Excuse Bingo?
What went wrong domestically?
>>67614946
I too have been converted by this rough around the edges monsterpiece and grizzled Murderffleck, Wonder Gal and Other Guy. Even Orcsday got better. Not so sure about Lex Luthor made me think of Carrey Riddler a bit.
>>67623075
>cinemascore B
kek
>MUH AUDIENCE
This is the dumbest, most pathetic argument I've ever seen. The funniest part is no one on here ever used that argument until Batman v Superman got BTFO by critics. If audiences truly matter more than critics then that means Jurassic World, most Marvel movies and other blockbuster shit is pure gold.
>>67623027
>BvS didn't do as well
>>67623316
What matters most is my opinion
>if it makes shekels, it's good
Found the Jew.
>>67623316
critics love marvel films
you're right about JW though, it and BvS are great films that arent marvel enough for most critics
>>67615305
>capeshit literally making billions since 1978
>"Deadpool is...massive bet ...that geek culture can be mainstream"
>>67615266
#rekt
>>67617084
>only 850 million
Adjusted for inflation, that's better than Spiderman, and still makes it one of the top grossing films of all time. In it's opening long weekend, it's profit basically doubled it's budget. That's not even taking into consideration all the toys, merchandise, and product tie-ins.
Like it or hate it--it doesn't matter. This film is undeniably a financial success.
>>67623075
you just proved my point retard, the vast majority of marvel movies audience scores are on the same level as BvS
see
>>67623574
Marvel absolutely destroyed.
>>67623697
>inb4 a million marvelcuck posts about muh critics, muh opening weekend, muh RT scores
>>67615305
heh
>>67618292
nah, it made you mad
more reason to keep spamming it
>>67614946
No, never.
>>67614946
Imagine how much more money this would have made if it was actually a good movie
>>67625812
It has superheros in it, so there was never any chance of that happening.
>>67614946
What went right?
>>67617084
>850 million
>Which is a disappointment.
you marvel kids and your wacky theories
>>67625552
ur wrong
>>67626275
>A Movie with Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman fails to make 1 billion dollars due to shit reviews
>not a disappointment
>>67616320
JUST
>>67626275
Video games that are massive hack job pieces of shit can still break the billion mark, two of the largest marketed super hero's of ALL time should break a billion
>>67618465
>High quality DB rips don't exist
Where have you been looking? Could of swore there were BD rips now.
>>67623697
>Marvel with 3 films that pass the billion mark
>destroyed
>>67614946
>Has /tv/ ever been right about anything?
Nope.
And if you're here on /tv/ the only thing you should be doing is shit posting and ruining threads. That's all this place deserves.
>>67626498
I want to fuck that witch.
>>67621179
Went to see the movie tonight on a Tuesday around 7pm and the theater was sold out.
>>67617578
>Batman
>To the theatre
You think he'd learn by now.
>>67621179
>>67627034
I live in a tiny little shit-town, and I have a job that requires me to work afternoon-to-nights all weekend and Monday. Tuesdays and Wednesdays are my days off. So when I want to see a new movie, I almost always end up seeing it the Tuesday after it's released. I saw BvS for the first time today.
Normally when I go to see a movie on a Tuesday afternoon, the theater is nearly empty. There were about 4 other people there when I saw Deadpool, for example. Sometimes I'm literally the only person in the theater. There were over a dozen people watching BvS with me today, most of them seemed like it was not their first time, and they enjoyed the movie.
It's anecdotal evidence, but still.
>>67627220
kek
>>67621766
> the audience score doesn't matter
>>67626275
Didn't Age of Ultron make 2 billion and was considered an underperforming disappointment?
I guess Age of Ultron combines more super heroes but does this mean Justice League will have to fulfill such high expectations as well?
>>67627422
>>67627516
1.4 billion
and its budget was the same as batman v superman
>>67627551
Its total garbage but... it made me laugh so you know what, fresh!
>>67627551
Disney has more money to pay off reviewers. Hell, half of them are on their payroll legitimately.
>>67614946
>>67614984
>>67615556
>>67627616
>>67627609
>>67627597
>>67627551
>>67627516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV99PYX37c&feature=youtu.be
>>67614946
this was just "baitclick: the movie" a lot of people like batman and superman movies so of course they're gonna want to watch it en masse when both of them is in one single movie
/tv/ is full of joyless, miserable cunts who have shit taste in everything. They're always wrong. Always anger. Always bitter.
>>67621766
>The audience score doesn't matter.
>You DCucks are so pathetic it's hilarious.
>>67627616
>talking about audience score
>talks about review being bought
dcucks everyone
>>67615997
never thought I would miss abatap
>>67627704
/tv/ is still better than /mu/. Literally the garbage dump of earth.
I am new in the house
>>67620997
It's Yuga Khan, not Steppenwolf
Short answer:
>no
