STOP INVINCIBLE SON
HOLD YOUR HORSES UNBEATABLE BOY
END THIS FRANCHISE, SON OF STEEL
>>67613114
DETENTE AY MI INDESTRUCTIBLE CHAMACO
HALT, INVULNERABLE KIN!
TALK TUDDA HAND!
>>67613114
STAY RIGHT THERE, NEVER INJURED HUNK
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
>>67614205
CONSIDER THIS MERCY WHEN YOU ARE DONE
PAUSE INDOMITABLE OFFSPRING
ABSTAIN, INDOMITABLE PROGENY
>>67613114
how the fuck could he even see him and tell him to stop? shoulda just gone anyway.
I never saw the movie, he doesn't actually say this, right?
>>67614205
>It Ain't Me starts playing
Really Snyder?
HEY BRO THANKS FOR COVERING FOR ME. I RODE THAT TORNADO ALL THE WAY UP THE MOUNTAIN. LOL THAT DUMB BITCH THOUGHT I WENT BACK FOR THE DOG
STOP, INVINCIBLE SON; STEAD ANY ATTEMPTS AT HEROISM UTILIZING YOUR TOTAL INVULNERABILITY, AND INSTEAD ALLOW ME TO TRADE MY LIFE FOR THAT OF A HOUSE PET
>>67614594
>>67614594
so good
movie has lots of meme potential desu
>>67613114
PARA AHI, INVENCIBLE WEBON
>>67614313
Fully aware that this is a stale meme thread, but it has to be said this is tumblr-tier logic.
Halt unmurderable blood of my blood
>>67614313
why the fuck do people like Man of Steel again
FREEZE MATCHLESS SCION
LEST THESE COUNTRY BUMPKINS BEGIN TO ENTERTAIN EXTRAORDINARY NOTIONS OF YOUR ORIGINS
>>67616527
absolutely retarded. He's willing to sacrifice himself to momentarily delay the world from figuring out about Superman. You know what would've been better for Clark? Having an alive father.
>>67613114
so I've never seen Man of Steel, but this isn't actual dialogue, right?
Everyone is just memeing, right?
I refuse to believe someone could write something this bad and have it appear in a blockbuster
>>67616527
He should have let Clark go for the dog he could have run faster than him and one would have seen it as weird, he is a fucking fit 17 years old, he wouldn't even have had needed to use his powers, just run get the dog and run back in a sligthly above average speed
>>67616332
Ok guy
>strongest man in the world who is literally invincible to humans watches his father die for NO reason(or doesn't just have his son rescue the dog in the first place)
Defend this.
>we're going to have a grimdark Flash solo movie where Flash's father tells him not to go fast
>>67616799
>young barry allen playing with his sega genesis
>Dad comes in to scene really mad and sad at the same time
>Stop playing that stupid game Barry
>his dad yells at him
>But dad i gotta go fast
>NO YOU DON'T FAGGOT, DON'T EVER GO FAST IN YOUR LIFE
>a explocion happens in black and white
>His dad dies
I can see this in the movie with some Snyder filters
>>67614429
no, but he might as well have. clark was looking right at him and could have ran over there super quick and saved him, but he didn't want him to.
>>67613114
DO NOT GO DOWN RT SCORE
Snyder didn't even have the decency to let the dog die
BACKPEDAL, UNVANQUISHABLE KIN
RETREAT MY INCONQUERABLE OFFSPRING
>>67616775
Watch the movie with your brain switched on and the reason is obvious.
>>67616527
>I hope I inspire my son t do the same when needed
And so he did. Superman could have given the spear to wonder woman but instead he decided to commit suicide
>>67616799
Why is Flash Mexican when they could have used the actor in the TV series?
>>67617638
Wait, why didn't he just give the spear to Wonder Woman?
>>67616527
I see the first meme, laugh, then see this and realize people are retarded. The scene was meant as heart string tugging bullshit but failed because people know it was a bad decision.
>b-buh-but muh government
IF the government even found out his identity, which is doubtful considering they were in the middle of nowhere on a fucking farm, you think they would have captured Clark? You literally are trying to stop his invincible son. So retarded.
>>67617754
Following in his fathers footsteps being a selfish sacrificing asshole.
BACK THE FUCK OFF, SPAWN OF ANOTHER MAN'S SUPERSEED
>>67616332
>>67614594
kek
But pupper was save
>tfw BvS turned out to be a solid 7/10 that thoroughly justified this scene
:)
>>67614594
>>67618469
god damn it
DELAY OTHERWORDLY PROGENY
NULL DEITY CHILD
>mfw someone says man of steel is good near me
SILENCE DECEASED STALLIONS
ARRETEZ, FILS INVINCIBLE
HOL UP MY COLD ASS LIL NIGGA
SILENCE, ASPHYXIATING STALLIONS
FREEZE BALDY
>>67617695
A crossover.
DESIST UNASSAILABLE DESCENDANT
CEASE, UNHARMABLE YOUNGLING
IMPEDE YOUR ADVANCE UNEQUALED YOUNGLING
PAUSE, STALWART BABBY
>>67619054
>>67619009what's the horse shit mean
COME TO REST PEERLESS OF MY BROOD
>>67616775
humans should go their own way without a super man to fix everything
MoS is still a shitty movie and that is a dumb scene but don't pretend it doesn't make sense given hack snyder's recent theology boner
FORESTALL INIMITABLE SUCCESSOR
>>67619317
BvS has a scene where the dad talks about drowning horses by accident
HINDER THYSELF DAUNTLESS HEIR
>>67614594
Pure Kino.
REMAIN A REST UBERMENSCH INHERITOR
>>67619364
>MoS is still a shitty movie
You don't know shit. Stop trying to force this meme.
advance puny daughter
>>67617968
Most of the people there were distraught and probably Christian. If Clark would have saved his dad, they'd just brush it off as a miracle or grasped at the most logical explanation (I was hallucinating, he was near his dad when it happened and didn't really run so fast, etc).
Also, consider not saving the fucking dog. Consider being a father to Clark, comforting him over the death of the household pet, telling him that it's the nature for all of us to some day die, even him or something. So many non retarded ways to be a good role model for your son that walking into a fucking tornado for no fucking logical reason other than "the plot demanded it".
>>67617754
Because the script was fucking awful and nobody cared because "it's called Batman vs Superman we'll make money no matter what :^)"
>>67617638
kek
now it makes sense.
>>67613114
>>67619599
>>67619899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnJMebOQ1uk
>>67619794
you're the one trying to meme and failing, DCuck
keep trying though i'm sure one day your fanbase won't be the laughingstock of the board
>>67617754
Because Wonder Woman was too busy keeping Doomsday still with the lasso.
The smartass in the thread can't be assed to concentrate on their moving comic books though so you get retarded questions like those.
>>67614594
>>67614594
Are him and CIA the most misunderstood greatest character of capeshit?
THE HORSES HAVE TO DIE CLARK, FOR THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS WAS SPILLED BY THEIR HANDS
Is this DC's version of baneposting?
>>67620307
But that's the most beautiful thing anon...DC gave us both.
>>67619317Force ghost Pa Kent tells Clark a story about how he saved the farm from flooding as a boy but unintentionally flooded the neighbor's farm and had to spend the night hearing drowning horses
HALT, DESCENDING TOMATOMETER
YIELD IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNGSTER
>>67614594
>>67620416
Holy shit.
>I saved that old lady from a speeding train, but later the train conductor had a heart attack
>I returned a wallet I found to the rightful owner, but he used his money to buy crack
>I once drank a glass of Coke, but it turned out to be Pepsi
>I thought I brought orange, but it gave me lemon lime
>>67616527
I assumed he did this because he thought the world would go to shit if they found out about a "superman". Clark not letting shit go and wanting to know more by finding that fallen scout ship, alerting Zod, seemed to tack on that idea to me. Watching BvS and the whole scene about the farm and the flood seemed to support it too. Basically Clark fucked up by revealing himself and now others like him are forced out of hiding because of others curiosity. Now the world is crazy. Everything would just be boring shit though if he just stayed quiet but yea, that's what I got out of the decision. I liked it.
>>67617695
The want the Speedy Gonzales market.
>>67620806
>It's a "Pa Kent obtains a Monkey Paw" episode
>>67620977
>It's a "Pa Kent gets fired as a coast guard" episode.
>"Their voices, I can still hear them drowning at night..."
STOI NEUYAZVIMIY SIN
Anti-intellectual
Anti-art
shitposting
>>67621109
>It's a "Pa Kent gets all the Americans killed by Indians" episode
>>67619835
underrated
>>67620854
fucking kek
this board man
>>67613149
This is undeniably underrated.
Desist, dapper deutaragonist
YAMETE KUREEEE FUJIMI NO OTOKO
STOP AND FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
BRUCE! LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW! ITS THE HORSES! THE HORSES MANE! ITS THE KEY! AM I TOO SOON? AHH,IM TOO SOON... YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM! YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT HIM! FEED HIM! FEED HIM AND FIND US... YOU HAVE TO COME FIND US, BRUCE
>>67621639
It's funnier if you mix it with Flash time-travel scene.
PAUSE PEERLESS PROGENY
ARREST YOUR MOMENTUM MIRACULOUS LAD
STOP STUPENDOUS SCION
YIELD SPECTACULAR YOUNGLING
>>67620416
He also ate a cake.
A hero cake.
>>67617695
They REALLY need to catch up with the money Marvel is making.
>the russian guy mentions CIA on the african desert scene
Are they setting him up for his own movie?
>>67619843
Snyder demanded it. There is no other reason.
>>67613114
STOP INVINCIBLE SON
I'm not dead, just chilling on this mountaintop after the tornado blew me here
ARREST YOUR MOMENTUM IMDOMITABLE DESCENDANT
cant wait for the man of murder vs bat of murder blu ray for the memes
>>67618469
>status
>offline
>>67616799
ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA
>>67623829
They also said Jimmy was working for him. I think he's training apprentices just like Batman trains Robins.
PAUSE, IMPERVIOUS PROGENY
>>67613114
>"Goodbye horses" starts playinh
>>67621856
and that's terrible
