Why was he arrested? He did literally nothing wrong.
>>67598270
His hair was a crime against humanity.
Honestly, i loved his clothes, specially the shoes.
>>67598270
i made this point to my mate how was he to know doomsday would kill people?
>>67598270
>bribing government officials
>blowing up a building
>pushing a woman off a building
>creating a giant death monster which destroyed half a city
>>67600188
Well, that makes it okay then.
>>67600215
>creating a giant death monster which destroyed half a city
Are there any laws regarding this? Is it illegal in America to use alien DNA and human DNA to create a troll?
>>67600376
would count as a WMD maybe?
>blew up a congressional committee
Wouldn't be hard to track where the guy got his wheelchair
Try again OP
>>67600400
He's creating life, it'd be like charging the parents of a mass murderer.
>>67600376
No, not really.
Goblins, on the other hand...
someone who is that annoying to listen to should be arrested just on principle
>>67600434
That life generates explosions
>>67600188
Maybe the bit where the talking alien supercomputer told him the ancient superalien high council had banned the creation of genetic abominations was a clue.
>>67600188
The ship told him what it was. Also attempted murder, hiring hitmon to kill an old woman, illegal importation of the kryptonite, and bribing a government official for access to the ship and zods body
>>67600400
Mothers of most living clapistani presidents would be jailed too.
They literally show a newspaper article that says he was arrested in connection to the capitol bombing
>>67600505
>Mothers of most living clapistani presidents would be jailed too.
Smirked, but that's all you get.
>>67600563
>arrested in connection to the capitol bombing
He'll be free in 3 days.
>>67600703
>He'll be free in 3 days.
you have 1.
>>67600215
Conspiracy against the USA
Conspiracy to murder Superman
The Murder Of Superman
Conspiracy to murder Batman
Conspiracy to murder Aquaman
Conspiracy to murder Wonder Woman
Conspiracy to murder Flash
Illegal genetic experiments
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He broke Krypton law
>>67600495
>>67600911
>911
>Kryptonian Law
>Superman did 9/11
>Dubs Confirmed
>>67600933
Lex Luthor is truly the hero of earth.
>>67600188
He put zod's body into orange alien water and added his own blood like he read it out of an instruction manual
>>67600991
Bizarro!
>>67601052
If it was illegal and forbidden then why have the instruction manual easy to access for the last son of Krypton.
The bigger question isn't what crimes he committed but how did he get convicted?
There are no witnesses and no ties to any or his crimes. As a billionaire I imagine that he has some of the best lawyers on the planet, so how the prosecution managed to tie any of these crimes to BIM boggles the mind.
>>67601192
Crimes just go away like farts in the wind on plea bargains, say the identity of Earth's metahumans
>>67598270
Reckless faggotry.
I hope they ravage his anus in prison.
batman being friendly with police enough to visit Lex in prison makes even more sense with killer Batman to be honest
They like em for making their jobs easier
>>67598270
They should've included this bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MUzvASr8s it explains the ring ding ding too
>>67598270
>nothing wrong
This is what a Disney fag look like gentlemen, clearly hasnt seen the film
>>67600492
REKT
/thread
>>67601280
His Dad Bryan Cranston the real Lex Luthor is coming in Justice League with Brainiac, he was the one who left the planet using the technology left behind
>>67601881
Man the number of things you mashed together for this is brilliant
>>67600188
The fuck does that have anything to do with it? He ordered the kidnapping and death of someone.
>>67601192
of course lex isn't going to stay in jail anon we have 6 sequels to go
>>67601881
Actually the Krptonians that were imploded into the Phantom Zone escape and bring Darkseid here, I guess your Bryan Cranston theory of being elsewhere concoting something would also be a great sub battle
>>67600434
It would be like charging someone for releasing a lion in a populated area.
>>67602028
Holy shit Led by Faora?
>>67601304
Fucking Savage!!!! I loved the DEmonic theme in this film! Actually felt threatening
>>67601304
I've watched this over 9000 times, fucking Epic deleted scene! For a fucking Epic movie, love it!
why is Adam Sessler on /tv/?
>Huge terrorist attack on second most prolific political building
>Kills senator and 100s of innocents
>Unleashes near unstoppable monster
>Terrible personality and hair
>Did nothing wrong
He stole the secret recipe for Granny's peach tea
>>67601192
>Implying terrorists get a fair trial
>>67602315
There'd no [in universe] proof that he's a terrorist though
>batman kills like 30 people like it's nothing
>not just killing Luthor so he's not a threat anymore
annoyed me as fuck.
>>67598270
>smuggling
>kidnapping
>mass murder
>terrorism
>attempted murder
>assault
>battery
>trespassing
