>its not fun!
>They're not cracking jokes and making quips every second!
Why do people still listen to Reddit Letter Memeia?
Compare their Marvelshill review https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGsrMaxx8N4
To an unbiased Non-Disney funded review https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Jgpihpnv3Q
And notice how normal people LIKE the movie
>>67586830
I like the second review better because it's not those three dumb fucks who's videos get shilled on here
>>67586830
>And notice how normal people LIKE the movie
>all 3 of them give it a rental and shit on it too
>>67587126
That's a really good armored Batman
They didnt say that you fucking retard. If it was as serious grim as it is but actually well written and engaging they would like it, but that's not the case and their core criticisms are not "its not fun". I honestly cant see how anyone watched that entire thing and just got that out of it unless you are actually trying to be negative to shitpost.
>>67586939
>i'm a contrarian
nice post, thanks
This is the same thing you experience when you discover the religion you grew up is shit. The cognitive disonance that makes you try to make thnings make sense. BAtman and Superman is just another shity movie, I want to like it but I know Im wrong I know i will only get disapointment If I try to justify their bulshit. Just enjoy you got to see two men fight in tights while buildings fell 911 style. Cape kino is dead bury it.
>>67586830
I still liked the movie more than those guys on the second review but at least theirs felt honest.
If you told me RLM filmed their review before seeing the movie I'd believe you. They went into it knowing exactly what they were going to think about it
>>67586830
Eh the Double Toasted/Spill didn't even really like it.
When they said that Batman and Superman team up because their mothers both have the same name, were they right? I mean, is that how it actually happens in the movie?
>>67587850
yes
>>67587850
yes
>>67587883
>>67587899
>a group of professional and veteran film makers and script writers approved this
Jesus Christ
>>67587883
>>67587899
Not that guy but what the fuck.
I thought it was an over-exaggerated joke.
>>67586830
>fun!
is not the fun your retarded ass is thing of.
>>67587935
>it's because batman realises superman isn't just an inhuman monster!
except he is still an inhuman monster with godlike powers who could destroy the entire planet on a whim, just one who happens to have an adopted mother named martha.
>>67586830
You put way too much efford into shitposting
>>67586830
fuck bvs but you're right, this was a lesser hitb episode thanks to rich, fuck that guy
>>67588705
I guess Rich really IS what makes me so disappointed in this episode.
He's the one always interprets comics for them, and tries to make excuses or explain some of the complex histories or motivations behind comic things and he's clearly a Marvel fanboy.
Mike and Jay are just doing their usual thing where they shit on mainstream movies, while Rich selectively allows it for DC.
adults don't take capeshit as seriously as you do
>>67586830
>tfw Rich Evans has more hair than Superman
All you upset DC fanboys have been amazing to listen to the past week. It's not the reviewers fault they fucked up their franchise
To be fair, it is a goddamned superhero movie.
Yes, you don't have to be super fun happy kiddie show, but if you're going to be bleak and pensive, don't make it action garbage.
It's fucking Superman vs Batman, not Andrei Rublev or the Road.
Wow how salty can you get over capeshit?
>>67588798
There isn't much to interpret in this movie. Both Batman and Superman are unlike any comic Batman or Superman.
Even TDK returns batman didnt kill people left and right.
>>67586830
>Non-Disney funded
Disney pays these retards now ?
>>67589014
This. Depressing capeshit is worse than normal capeshit.
>>67586830
You're projecting really hard.
>>67589306
Holy shit just ban these threads. I can't stand these capeshit fanbabbies anymore and their inane hysterics. The immense butthurt and denial over this movie was funny at first but it's just fucking sad now. The obnoxious spergy gloating of Marvel fanboys, the indescribably pathetic denial of DC fanboys, it's just a giant clusterfuck of repulsive human behavior and I wish you were all dead.
>>67586939
I didn't like the second review better because it's full of Black people I couldn't relate to and I'm not even white.
I'll stick with RLM any day of the week even if they do take money from Disney.
>>67590228
yeeeeee boiiiii we wuz space captens an shiet
>>67586830
>>its not fun!
fun does not equal dumb marvel quipping
despite being a dark movie, the dark knight was thrilling and exhilarating. bvs was just a slog
They've lost all credibility when they enjoyed Jurassic World and exploding squirrels
>its superheroes
>it has to be dumbfun
>>67587700
>They went into it knowing exactly what they were going to think about it
actually mike was quite optimistic about the movie in another review
>>67586830
/tv/ hasn't listened to them since Star Wars.
>>67586830
>normal people
>posts some degenerate niggers
i think you should go back to that place where you come from
>>67590595
Jay didn't like Jurassic World
>quips
What the fuck is with this buzzword meme?
Are DCucks and contrarians trying to use it as a way to discredit Marvel movies?
Guess what, it's called punchy and humorous dialogue.
>QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off retard, saying that doesn't discredit the dialogue one single bit. In fact, it's just praise. Marvel movies have witty remarks and jokes. Thanks for the praise!
>>67587700
This is what butthurt DCfags getting put in their place actually believe.
this may surprise people but grown men in their 30s don't think capeshit should be 100% serious because they're movies about CHILDRENS CHARACTERS who DRESS UP IN FUCKING SPANDEX
>>67586830
>getting this butthurt that some guys didn't like a capeshit movie for plebs
>>67592105
>/tv/ is one person
if a superhero movie isn't fun/exciting in some way it's fucking worthless
Make a real movie if you want to be taken seriously
>watch reviews of cartoon movies for little children
>expect criticism beyond "it's fun!/it not fun!"
>>67586830
The "fun" argument isn't even one of their main criticisms though. It's in there, but their main complaint is how incomprehensible the story is.
>>67592240
>niggers
Can you not?
>>67590323
same tbqh
>>67587850
No.
What happened is that Batman thought about Superman just as an alien capable of destroying Earth if he wanted to.
He was blind by hate, he dehumanised Superman, forgetting that he had a human mom and dad, that he grew up, went to college, everything other people did with exception of being a super-being.
'Martha' was the last thing Bat's dad said before dying and this triggered Batman's empathic system, made him realise that he could be an alien but he was as human as anyone else.
It wasn't "hey, your mom is martha too? We're cool, brah".
>nitpick the shit out of BvS, as everyone wants them to
>oh but The Force Awakens is totally everything we ever wanted, despite being a direct copy of A New Hope
>>67586830
>And notice how normal people LIKE the movie
Audience score was 90%. Now it's 72%. It's going to drop even more.
>>67586830
You people are fucking hilarious.
It's a movie about a dude who cosplays a bat to fight crime. And another dude who fly around in his underwear.
Who the shit wants a dark and serious movie about this?
Superman is a horrible choice for a dark and serious story.
>>67594182
>empathic system
>>67590323
/thread
Just fucking drink bleach already you pathetic wretched obsessive fucks
>>67592356
>Marvel
>witty
>>67586830
I love both reviews. Honestly...both reviews are very similar.
Good to see Double Toasted getting more hits.
>>67594337
has anyone even read superman
>>67594337
>Superman is a horrible choice for a dark and serious story.
Except the best and most highly regarded Superman stories are dark and serious.
>>67590323
>>67594359
>Quip
>A witty remark or comment.
>>67594380
>>67594388
Nobody gives a shit about comics.
Superman comics sell like 50k. That's fucking nothing. Manga outsell them even in USA.
Comics fans are like 0.01% of people who see those movies.
>>67594380
superhero comics are for fucking nerds
>>67594466
Nice goalpost change because you were called out on being an uninformed faggot kek.
>>67594359
Wittier than your stock response.
>>67590323
This. Fucking capefags have ruined this board.
>>67594515
>a multibillion dollar company that uses a team of 3+ writers to come up with those 'quips' is marginally wittier than some shitpost from a random anon on 4chan
Shit nigga, hail Marvel!
>>67592356
Iron man made me want to lobotomize myself with a shotgun watching AOU because I realized that all his character will ever be is quips.
>>67594513
When will you retards understand that cape movies are not made for comics fans?
For 99.9% of humanity Superman is that colorful dude they read about when they were 12.
>>67586830
Why does it upset you so much? Why do you shit your diaper every time they put out a new video?
>>67594612
>When will you retards understand that cape movies are not made for comics fans?
Are you sure? A lot of manbabies watch this shit.
>>67590323
>DCfags get BTFO time and time again
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAN CAPESHIT FROM /TV/ COMPLETELY!!!
>>67586830
Those guys are fucking retarded.
>WAHHH I DON'T WANT MEDIA TO REMIND ME ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF GLOBAL AFFAIRS AND TERRORISM
Is Mike a cuck or just stupid?
They've had so many videos where it was really clear they weren't paying attention to what they were watching, or just coming up with any criticisms they could.
>>67594804
>image.jpg
ban this faggot
>>67594804
Mike is a fan of escapism and easily understandable narrative structure. That's why his favorite movies include Rocketeer and the original Star Wars.
Remember, DC stands for "Damage Control"
im not gonna listen to a shitskin shill a dc movie sorry op
>>67594706
1% of the people who will watch the film have read the comics
>>67595063
fuck off you weeb, i dont even like DC but thats not even funny like at all
>>67595063
That's also the name of a construction company owned by Tony Stark and Kingpin.
>>67586830
>2015
>"haha who /hype/? BvS is gonna blow Marvel away!"
>2016, movie premieres
>30% right off the bat on RT
>"w-well, form your own opinions, marvelcucks!"
>critically panned, generally agreed that movie is just ok
>"y-you're all being paid! disneyshills fuck marvel fuck"
>RLM releases review
>"haha what c-cucks, right guys? haha being paid by disney fucking intelligent movie haha"
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourselves
>someone dislikes something that anon likes
>"p-p-paid reviews!!"
If you like the movie, why the fuck do you care about the reception, people can like different things, stop being a pussy.
>>67587404
>I want to like it but I know Im wrong
You're wrong...for liking something?
>>67595289
>why the fuck do you care about the reception
Because reception directly impacts the future of the franchise.
>>67595289
You like BvS? Seriously?
>>67594380
Yeah my favorite comic is where he threatens to dismember criminals and willingly murders people
>>67586830
>Two white guys
>Two Negroes
pfffft fuck off tumblr
>>67595381
>You're wrong...for liking something?
HAHA nah not for DC apparently
Why does this gay site love RedLterrMedia more than Double Toasted?
Its because theyre black isnt it
>>67588798
I always had the sense he was a much bigger DC comic fan than Marvel.
WHY DO YOU OP?
>>67594804
This was the most pathetic part. Also Rich is just fucking disgusting
>>67589306
>pretentious
That's a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds
I thought this was a funny episode which is all I really care about from hitb. Clearly, Mike is shit as a critic but he's funny so I don't care. I wasn't planning on seeing this capeshit anyway so their final non-recommendation didn't mean dick.
>>67588798
Watch their streams. he's way more into DC. This movie was soul crushing for Rich.
>getting butthurt because online reviewers shit on your favorite epic teen movie
This board is so shiity. You virgins need to go outside more.
>>67597686
>I come here to flaunt my maturity over you all.
>>67592356
Marvel realised that quippy dialogue is the key to the two most important markets when it comes to slaughtering the cash cow of pop-flicks.
1. Semi-psychopathic basement dwelling wannabe reviewers (such as RLM) who literally need to perceive characters in a "relateable" or else they can't be emotionally invested in their story (because apparently they have the emotional intelligence / empathy of a rock after being bullied for naerly two decades in school) and somehow think that they themselves are funny and smart, meaning they connect with marvel's quick, shallow, gotcha lines, similar to how geeks get a buzz off obscure canonical references that make them feel smarter than the average viewer. This is the first half of the reddit audience.
2. Normies who actually think quippy dialogue is more interesting than engaging than deep philosophically and politically profound metaphors, since quips don't take more than a 3 second attention span and surface level viewing to understand. This is the second half of the reddit audience.
I guess we know which half of the reddit audience you are
>>67598086
>deep philosophically and politically profound metaphors
You aren't talking about BM V. SM, I hope. If so you would be pretty stupid.
>>67586830
>And notice how normal people LIKE the movie
Why are they staying away in droves then?
>>67598202
There were some not so deep phiolosophical/political themes in the first half of the movie
If you disagree then go back 2reddit
>>67598086
>deep philosophically and politically profound metaphors
Who in the flying fuck watch superhero movies for that?
>>67595244
>Tony Stark and Kingpin.
Do they really get on well?
>>67598267
People who find hours of CGI droid busting quip stuffed marvel filler and transfomers movies boring and disengaging
>people who actually like to think about the world
>>67598379
There are better genres out there for that. You are watching an adult man dressed like a bat fight crime.
>>67586830
Never hear of them but they sound like any drama in this movies would be bad. I would like to see their thoughts on The Dark knight then.
This guys are retarded, the only good parts of MoS where the Drama that was most likely pushed by Nolan and how that contrast completely into how Superman works as Superman. Also the drama part of BvS is why Batman works so well, in order to have a good batman you need 3 characters and all 3 are present in the movie and are great but you can't have that without the slow/gloomy parts.
>>67598455
>I complain about movies taking themselves too seriously and not being fun, but when it comes to the franchise i don't like I'm going to attack them for not taking themselves seriously enough
>>67594182
It was pretty contrived.
I mean all superman had to do was say lex luthors behind it all, but no, we must have this irrational moment where batman realises his moms name is also supermans moms name.
>>67587850
>>67598633
when i first saw this a couple of days ago i thought it was some kind of joke, then i finally understood that the was the whole plot point of murderman becoming bff with man of murder
>>67586830
can we all talk about worst part of the RLM review
THEY FUCKING TALKED DURING THE FILM AND RECORDED IT! THEY PLANNED ON NOT LIKING IT AND CHOSE TO TALK DURING THE MOVIE LIKE FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>67598785
They already went in with the mindset to not like it, they made it clear during the Pixels review
>>67598484
>This guys are retarded
>>67598785
They made some mild noise during 30 seconds of a 2.5 hour movie. Calm down, retard.
So why did Lex give his private assassins super secret special bullets that could be traced back to his company when K-Mart sporting goods bullets would have worked just as well?
>>67598928
...
You just went in expecting to hate the movie, that's your problem.
>>67598920
>unused material means it doesnt exist
>Doomsday is made from Zod and Lex's DNA spliced together
So does that mean if Clark fucks Lois their baby will be a mutant cave troll?
>>67586830
>>They're not cracking jokes and making quips every second!
That's not what they're saying. They're literally saying that the movie isn't fun, as in you're having a bad time as you watch it, which you do. It's a terrible, terrible movie.
>>67598875
They don't understand the essence of the character of Superman. The drama parts in MoS are the ONLY parts that actually works because they actually understand the meaning of having a Superman in a movie.
>>67599068
>unused material means it does exist
Really thought at argument out thoroughly, didn't you?
>>67598928
if lexcorp has a military division, why spending money on something you are already producing?
>>67598785
>le they went in le expecting to h8 it
What does this even mean? I mean, they obviously went in with low expectations but why wouldn't you? They gave credit where credit was due and praised Affleck.
>This movie was good but hey, I thought it would suck therefore it sucked!
I actually thought they would be much harsher on the movie. The truth of the matter is that it sucked.
>>67599222
So someone doesn't find your special hardware and trace it back to your company when you use it to conduct secret assassinations?
If they're mercenaries then just slip them an extra $50 and tell them to buy their own bullets.
>>67599308
it needed a militar investigation to trace it back to luthor, its not like the bullet had the lexcorp trademark
>>67599214
i bet you believe songs are recorded to sell in the first try in the booth
How is anyone expected to like or trust an ill-tempered, constantly scowling, easily pissed-off Superman?
Shit the only reason the titular fight happens is because instead of saying "Lex has my mom I need your help," he gives into Bruce's goading and shoves him 30 feet just to be a prick.
It amazes me how this movie is testing /tv/apart more than /co/.
/co/ already accepted it was a failure. /tv/is still fighting for this movie as some sort of misunderstood art house film. Anyone who disagrees is a Marvel cuck, Disney shill or an idiot.
At this point, it's gone beyond shit posting. I'm starting to think you guys believe it
>>67599454
What are those things sliding away to the left and right of me? Are those goalposts?
>>67598785
>THEY FUCKING TALKED DURING THE FILM
That's what happens when you see a movie with friends. Try it sometime.
>>67594182
Why does Superman say martha instead of mom?
>>67598673
>murderman
>not bat of butcher
>>67599623
When you have an accident, do you ask people to call your mom, pa or girlfriend or you give their names and numbers?
>>67599687
But that has nothing to do with what's happening in the scene, genius.
>>67595546
Superman willingly murdered people in comics before and not just during Golden Age or Elseworlds-like stories.
>>67599629
murderman sounds better
>>67599716
Yes, it has. Superman wants Batman to save Martha since he'll be killed. He saying "mom" wouldn't help, because Batman already hates him. But him saying Martha could, because Superman knows who Batman is.
>>67589087
>>67589014
Underrated anime posters.
>>67586830
>90 minutes of boring garbage with Lois Lane running around with some bullet in an evidence bag
>60 minutes of Batman hitting Superman over the head with a sink and a Auschwitz survivor playing Wonder Woman
>>67590570
they don't talk about the Dark Knight as fun either
>>67590323
>The obnoxious spergy gloating of Marvel fanboy
its their fault, they create like 20 threads a day talking about rotten tomatoes
>>67590570
I'd rather watch the opening heist of TDK on a loop for 150 minutes than sit through BvS again.
>>67599567
>/co/ already accepted it was a failure.
/co/ loved the movie more than any other board, retard
>you will never hear that laughter in the audience and know that once the film ends, you will be meeting Rich, Mike AND Jay all at the same time
Any miwaukeefags here? Cbf looking up spelling.
>>67600129
there was a lot of laughter and cries of derision/disbelief in my audience
>>67587918
>Goyer
>Snyder
>veteran film makers and script writers
>>67600129
there were 3 or 4 neanderthals in my theater laughing at literally everything, even when superman opened a door or something equally mundane
>>67590323
bless you anon
>>67586830
They are literal manchildren shills who love every fucking movie except the few times where they beat a dead horse and rag on some widely panned flick.
They have never even watched entry-level arthouse, they just watch neckbeard movies.
I know RLM have paid viral marketers here, but It's pathetic that you watch this shit.
>>67600445
>They have never even watched entry-level arthouse
This is wrong though. Even if it wasn't, attempting to point it out makes you look like a pretentious twat.
>>67600445
One of Jay's favorite movies is Eraserhead.
>They liked the hobbit, unironically
>Still worshipped on /tv/
>>67586830
RLM is only "liked" here because they've shilled themselves so hard for years
>>67590595
Jay didn't liked Jurassic World
Mike admitted it was dumb as shit and yet he liked it.
>>67600549
They thought the hobbit movies were boring and bloated but well made on. Technical level. You know not every opinion is black or white, right?
>>67600549
>liked
>implying
Shill needs to be auto-ban or filtered because this is becoming insane
>>67600685
Only a shill would say this.
>>67587850
"Martha" is their safeword for when to stop pegging each other. But they have to make sure the villains dont find out.
>>67594182
DC shills sure are trying to pull artistic stuff out of the movie
>>67592467
I thought you were being sarcastic but you literally weren't. That memeposter usage confused me.
I agree with you. If the superhero movie isn't fun then why even make a superhero movie in the first place?
>>67600559
In all honesty, they're pretty much tops when it comes to longer video reviews on youtube, for better or worse.
>>67600812
>DC shills
WB/DC is loved universally by the people (I am a proud "Tasmanian Devil" tattoo owner). Only Marvel/Disney needs constant shilling to get their insulting "fun" narrative across.
>>67600945
>B/DC is loved universally by the people
What people?
>>67586830
RedLetterMedia actually gave some valid points to why the movie flopped. Tbh the one that I usually listen to for serious review is Jay. Mike and Rich tend to meme a bit much.
Poll: who is your favourite RLM regular?
http://strawpoll.me/7219756
Who is your least favourite RLM regular?
http://strawpoll.me/7219753
>>67601002
The real people. The people who go see movies and not the paid reviewers.
>>67587850
MARTHA
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>>67601024
The movie not being good and the movie "flopping" are two different things. The movie did not flop.
>>67601100
>The real people.
In what universe? Most people don't even know what "DC" even is.
>>67601071
>jack losing immediately
BASED. ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD. LEDDIT ON SUICIDE.
>>67601100
Consider that it had one of the biggest weekend drops after the fans went to see it. I'd disagree
>>67598086
>deep philosophically and politically profound metaphors
WAIT WAIT
GUYS
WAIT
HANG ON
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
I THINK
NOW HEAR ME OUT
I THINK
SUPERMAN MIGHT BE LIKE JESUS
>>67586830
Corey and Leon and some other guy.
I listened to Spill and RLM and I trust RLM's opinion way more. Maybe I'd listen to Carlyle's opinion because he's literally a successful Hollywood script writer, but he always seemed contrarian in his opinions as well.
>>67601071
Tbqh, I can't pick who is worse: aidsmoby or beardfat.
>>67601144
>I'm Marvel shill playing dumb
Of course they do. Superman is the most famous fictional character in the world.
>>67601218
They know superman, not DC.
>Forbes Magazine: The critics Must Be Crazy: 'Batman V Superman' Is Fantastic
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2016/03/29/the-critics-must-be-crazy-batman-v-superman-is-fantastic/amp/
One by one they are starting to break ranks against the BvS sucks meme
>>67587850
Yes.
>>67601197
>SUPERMAN MIGHT BE LIKE JESUS
Only Ameriburgers could think something this dumb
>>67601165
Nobody sees movies on Easter because grandma trumps the cinema. (I know the coastal elites don't understand this sort of thing). It picked back up again yesterday.
>>67598243
They were trying to be deep. They were just failing miserably.
>>67601249
>28%
>>67601131
>IMDb shilled score went from 9.7 to 7.5
>28% on rt
>audience score about to drop bellow 70%
>biggest decline in fri-sun sales ever
>several interviews asking WB and cast what happened
>this movie is supposed to break 2b
Its a flop
>>67601242
??Superman is a DC character??
>>67601249
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/
you're dealing with some guy, not a professional writer.
>>67601242
My friends still think Batman and Superman is in the same universe as Spiderman
>>67601159
OMG IM REALLY SURPRISED THAT THE GUY EVERYONE LIKES THE LEAST IS TRAILING IN A POLL!
>>67600945
>Only Marvel/Disney needs constant shilling to get their insulting "fun" narrative across
>People actually believe this
>Muh conspiracy
>>67601275
I'm one of those coastal elites you mentioned and the theater by my house was packed Sunday evening. More so than usual in fact.
People even clapped at the end when the dirt rose up.
>>67601349
What led to you the conclusion I was, quote, "reall surprised," when I specifically said "all is right with the world"?
What about my statement conveyed surprise to you?
>>67601323
You are not understanding what I am saying. The people have no idea what DC is. They know superman because of cartoon network, backpacks, and stuff. But they have no idea who owns superman, in what universe superman lives, etc.
DC means absolutely nothing to anyone that doesn't play superhero videogames, or read comics.
>>67601343
Same here, but I ain't american so maybe its because of that . Why should normal people care about what universe batman lives in anyway?
>>67601461
>The people have no idea what DC is
You live in a bubble. Everyone knows who Superman, Batman & Wonder Woman are.
>>67601197
>SUPERMAN MIGHT BE LIKE JESUS
This is what dIm bulbs like youself actually believe what the movie was sbout.
>>67601561
That's not what I am saying...
>>67601218
>superman is the most famous fictitional character in the world
no it's mario
What movie did these guys direct again?
>>67601696
What movie did you direct?
![kid-the-amazing-spider-man-2-printed-zentai-suit-with-3d-muscle-shading-and-lenses-a163f3.image.312x488[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k7pUVj2.jpg "kid-the-amazing-spider-man-2-printed-zentai-suit-with-3d-muscle-shading-and-lenses-a163f3.image.312x488[1].jpg")
Why do the japs like spiderman so much?
>>67601692
Pikachu is more famous than Mario.
>>67601696
Dawn Of The Dead, 300, Watchmen, Sucker Punch, Man Of Steel, Batman vs Superman...
>>67601725
Avatar.
>>67601692
Stay delusional, Japan.
heros mike. jay and rich.
The internet's heros!
>>67601561
Maybe in USA.
>>67601725
Piss off, Mike. Your 15 minutes is up.
These guys are unwatchable. They can't even finish a sentence.
>>67601692
Nope. It's actually Alice.
And Spiderman is far more internationally famous than Superman or Batman. So is Pikachu.
>>67601830
skip to minute 5, they meme the first 5 minutes
>>67601754
Jimmy?
>>67601830
>They can't even finish a sentence.
they got paroled. Stay mad, DC.
>>67601865
Alice who?
>>67601865
>>67601731
>>67601692
>>67601218
I googled it. You are all wrong, the right answer was Mickey Mouse.
Not a single person on the world doesn't know Micky Mouse.
>>67601561
No, he's right. Not many normal people associate Batman, Wonder Woman and Superman with DC. Most of them are sitting back wondering why Batman hasn't shown up in the Avengers yet.
>>67586830
but in that Youtube video you posted of a "non-Disney funded review" all three guys mostly hated it.
>>67602003
Technically it's Santa Claus.
>>67602007
nice unprovable anecdote
>>67601931
>Jack is losing by a lot
NOT SURPRISED AT ALL. ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD! BASED Democra/tv/oters!
>>67602093
>fictional
>>67602093
we're talking about ***fictional*** characters
>>67602093
Santa Claus is real.
>>67601312
Let me explain to you who you are agreeing with.
Sunday night the crowd in my theater loved it and people clapped at the end. There was a little three or four year old boy sitting behind me that got scared of the giant bat in Bruce Waynes dream.
As everybody was buzzing about after the movie as we were all shuffling out of the theater the kids dad who clearly liked the movie asked the kid if he liked it. He said "no".
.....My point here is that you're a pleb with the intellectual capacity of a four year old.
>>67601275
Holiday periods are the busiest times for movie theaters. Especially ones where the some stores close for the holiday.
BvS did not go up yesterday. Yesterday was a God damn Monday. It went down.
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>>67602095
>>67602173
Uh, no. It had the biggest Monday E-V-E-R for a non-Marvel superhero film that opened in the last week of March and also starred both Batman and Superman. Marvel BTFO.
>>67602156
What a great point. Let me try.
Yesterday on /b/ I saw cp, a 1 year old sucking dick. Now since you sucked dick, you have the intellectual capacity of a 1 year old.
>>67602269
Woah nigger that's a lot of conditions.
>>67594388
That's a load of shit. The best and most highly regarded Superman stories are All-Star Superman and Red Son, and even Red Son, in which Superman becomes a dictator who lobotomizes his enemies, isn't nearly as needlessly grim and gritty as Batman v Superman.
>>67602269
I have no response for this
I have been BTFO
>>67602381
Oh shit the comic nerds are here to prove us wrong.
I put losers like you into lockers back in high school.
There was nothing wrong with BvS
>>67586830
Hollywood Ad team pissed.
British and RLM are the shit
I literally closed it and Unsubscribed as soon as Mike brought up the terrorist attacks.
>>67602544
OH NO!
>>67594182
Yeah, that's what they were going for, but the way the scene played out with Batman screaming and Lois running in made it fucking goofy.
>>67586830
Half in The Bag sucks at reviewing movies that crossover with another medium since they assume that other mediums are lesser even though movies are the lowest artform.
(for curious people, it goes Literature>Video games>Sculpting>Music>Painting>Comics>Theater>Radio Drama>Dance>TV Drama>Film>Flicks)
>>67586830
Didn't these faggots llike and praise Force Awakens??
They can fuck off.
>>67603558
Above: A Marvel shill false flagging and trying to make DCools look like implacable snobs.
>>67603729
I listed comics on the lower end of the spectrum buddy.
>>67587149
>armored
>Batman
This new generation has raped my childhood.
>>67603898
>muh childhood nostalgia
Armored Batsuit happened in dkr in 1986. Shut up.
>>67602287
I used to go to /b/ a lot way back when I was new. Fun times.
Mike is better than all of you!
>>67600006
not really, i'd say it's about the same
>>67602287
>Yesterday on /b/
newfag pls go
>>67603898
>new generation
But it's not new.
>Iron Man is popular! find me a precedent of Batman wearing armor!
>There was this one time, 30 years ago...
>Perfect! Marvel BTFO!
>>67586830
WOW! DC shills sure in full force today
>>67604927
HAHAHA THAT FUCKING GIF HOLY KEKS
>>67599163
Based Snyder telling people not to racemix, it's all
>>67586830
>second review
>starts with cringe worthy animated intro
>turns to two black guys in superhero costumes, and another wearing a batman shirt.
Doesn't sound biased or plebian whatsoever. I actually saw some of it before and it seemed ok, but pretending that just because its more positive that its more impartial is stupid.
And the movie not being fun or jokey is only a criticism because of its lack of compensating accordingly.
>>67604843
batman's used heavier armours hundreds of times
Mike "Racial Holy War Kielbasa" Stoklasa delivers another decent episode
So how long before /tv/ stop pretending that BvS is good?
>>67605692
It triggers people so never.
>>67598785
Chances are they were watching it like any other movie until Mike heard Rich laughing his ass off and decided to pull out his phone. They knew it would be bad but probably didn't expect it to be laughable schlock. This seems more evident because all of the recorded audio is from the last half hour or so.
>Why are the characters deviating from my preconceived notion about what their personalities should be like? Why are they different from 30 fucking years ago when superheroes still said shit like "Oh no, it's my arch-nemesis, _____!"
I love these guys but this viewpoint frustrates me to no end
That and the whole Batman killing people thing. This is a Batman who is 50 years old and disillusioned and coming apart at the seams mentally.
Also anybody who complains that the movie was confusing or that the plot made no sense just straight up cannot fucking pay attention. It wasn't complicated at all.
