http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/28/entertainment/jessica-lowndes-jon-lovitz-engaged-feat/index.html
Lets take a moment to appreciate how based Jon Lovitz is.
>>67570149
now picture them doing it
>>67570190
Waaay ahead of you
I'd love to rub those feet...
But of course i....wouldn't use my hands....
Hehehehehehehhe*heavy wheezing*
Don't rustle his jimmies.
he punched andy dick. the guy can do no wrong.
>>67570149
daily reminder that Lovitz is as broke as Daryl in the last episode
>>67570264
this is literally the universe thanking him for that desu
>>67570149
This faggot looks like nien nunb
>bang chad thundercock throughout your 20s
>move on to jewy mcgoldberg as you approach your 30s
I'll never understand womyn logic
>>67570149
>Lets take a moment to appreciate how based Jon Lovitz is
She already said it was a joke.
So no.
witness the power of being one of a race chosen by god
sticky when?
>>67570409
Why? those are absolutely logical steps...
>>67570409
>I'll never understand womyn logic
wait are you retarded or what because it's really simple to understand that
>>67570409
da monies
>>67570595
She makes more money than him.
>>67570409
>have fun with big-dicked alphas in your youth
>settle down with a beta provider as you get older
What's the problem?
>>67570463
We wouldn't even get a sticky if he died.
>>67570190
ive already watched those kind of porns
who cares if shes a golddigger as long as hes getting what he pays for. hopefully he doesnt take any of her bitching
>His family is Jewish
>But by late Monday, she posted a video on Instagram implying that it was all an early April Fool's Day hoax.
cucked again jewboy
>>67570149
Its rumored Lovitz had a massive jew dong so thats probably why
>>67570149
Imagine that fat, old, wrinkley body on top of that young hottie
>>67570793
apparently it was a joke? lovitz posted her new music video on his twitter, so it was all just a pr stunt.
>>67572520
>>67570793
then again they were caught hanging out together in january, apparently.
>>67570625
Yep
