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>DUDE I'M GONNA GET RESURRECTED AFTER MY POORLY WRITTEN
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>DUDE I'M GONNA GET RESURRECTED AFTER MY POORLY WRITTEN SHOCK DEATH AND BREAK THE ENTIRE THEME OF THIS SHOW BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER LMAO

This crap has officially jumped the shark
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I agree, BvS IS bullshit
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>>67553509
Reminder that Jon Snow is directly responsible for Maester Aemon's death.
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>>67553509
What is the entire theme of the show?
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>>67554057
Cuckholdry
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>>67554018
Pretty much... he died alone and forgotten and cold and hungry. Sam is to blame too but Jon's the main cause.

>>67553509
No clue what you are talking about OP. Read the books.
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>"break the theme of the show"
>two characters have been resurrected from the dead in some form or another before this
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Well I only like Jon and dany, so they better revive him
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>>67553509
There are no themes in the fucking show D&D have been quoted as saying "Themes are for eighth grade book reports" thats how highly they think of themselves
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>>67554136
In fact, more than that if we're counting Jaqen H'ghar
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>>67553509
the main character is dany u shitlord ;^))))))))))))))))))
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>>67554057

DUDE TITS LMAO
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>>67554108
better then die in flames, so sad to see him be finally happy and just die
poor fucker
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>establshed as the Mary Sue superman handsome saviour from the getgo
>HOW DARE YOU TO NOT LET HIM BE DEAD SURELY STANNIS CAN SAVE EVERYONE AHHHHHHHHH
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>>67553509
You mean they have jumped the Stark.
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>>67554244
I'd jump the Stark
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>>67553509
as bookfag
Melly sees a vision in which Jon dies, then a wolf, then Jon again+that warg fuck says that they, wargs, die twice
READ
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>>67553509
I want to be like him
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Stannis will save us
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>>67554312
A poorly written character?
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>>67553509
>it's a I close my eyes to add more drama scene
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>>67554244
Not bad.
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Hey Traitors,

My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass wall. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fucking syphilis ridden whores in Moletown.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and probably the last heir of Winterfell. What sports do you play, other than “shooting arrows at fleeing wildling children”? I also have a Valyrian sword, and a banging hot wildling girlfriend (I just gave her the Lord's Kiss; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>67555126
>gave her the lords kiss
>calls us betas

lol
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>Jon or Dany makes a mistake
>nothing happens or someone/thing undoes the result
>Anyone else makes a mistake
>they die, their whole family dies, they are tortured, they are raped, their hand is cut off,etc
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Mary Sue Stormborn is the creator's pet - especially on the show. She's more vital, in their view, than even Jon Snow.
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>>67553509
Because no one got resurrected before now.
Oh wait. They did.
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>>67555126
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking savage? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NIghts Watch, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Wildlings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in close combat warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire forces at The Wall. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in your stupid letter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the North and your camp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, wildling scum. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my valyrian sword. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nights watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn hermit. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, jon Snow .
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>>67555126
Both look ugly in that pic...
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>>67555400
>Jon
>not getting punished for his mistakes
u wot, m8?
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>>67555856
Oh please. His "death" is nothing but a way to get him out of his vows so he can be a Stark legally. Everyone knows he will be revived. Fuck off idiot
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>>67555126
>>67555636
This is why you're shit general is banned.
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>>67555918
Being resurrected is outright stated to be a horrifying experience that makes you lose part of your humanity, with the longer the gap causing worse problems.
I know the writers forgot the characters that established that, but that's no excuse for being a dense cunt.
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>>67553509
Ha, you could say it's jumped the stark amiright?
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>>67553509
> " This crap has officially jumped the shark"

are you talking about the books here?
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>>67556007
too late, you spic twat.
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>>67555926
It's not like the rest of the board isn't full of memeposting though
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>>67555926
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I know someone who was an extra on the set for a battle scene with jon snow aligned with the wildlings fighting bolton AMA

I don't actually know anything except that
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>>67556084
Does jon look fucking weird?
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>>67554018
Huh? He was like a hundred years old.
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>>67555978
The writers don't give a fuck about their own continuity.
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>>67553612
What?
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>>67554057
Tits and dragons
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>>67556492
Perfect name for the future memoirs book of Tyrion
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>>67556252
No weirder than usual
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It's a fantasy series m8.
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>>67556740
witness me
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>>67554018
>tfw I don't even fucking remember him dying
Last season was real shit. The final scene didn't leave me wanting more.
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>>67556796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU
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>>67555636
Top copy pasta
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>>67553612
kek
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>>67554183
>>67554136
>dondarrion
>jaqen

who else?
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I've been thinking lately about how we've never really seen any Lannister bastards aside from Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella. Is Tywin just really good at hiding them along with hushing them with cash or does he whisk them away somewhere? You can imagine something like bastards would hurt his pride considering the image he keeps so I doubt they would be around for long if there are any in Westeros.
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>>67554306
The books are tv on paper, they have very little literary value and are a waste of time. Also the show will become the new canon in S6 when it passes the books.
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>>67557363
There is some bastard Lannister girl in the book, she's only mentioned. We also never see in the books or TV series the Westerlands, Casterly Rock or Lannisport so we do not see a good bit of the Lannister family outside of Tywin, his brothers and their offspring.
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Alliser Thorne and Olly are hung for treason
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