>Friday
>Last day of the school week
>Your mum's done the weekly shop and gotten you some Dr Pepper and Pick n' mix
>You turn on BBC 2 and watch MITM, Fresh Prince, and Simpsons back to back
I want to go back
I remember when Never Mind the Buzzcocks was good.
>>67550981
>weekly shop
>friday
I never got this. We always did the weekly shop on a sunday.
>>67550981
Shit man.
Those were the days.
>>67550981
>Americans
I come from Germany and we didn't have any Dr Pepper at the time (nowadays we do but it's still expensive compared to coke). Even though we're a middle class family and could afford my family was always trying to spend money responsibly so we didnt buy original Coca Cola (tm), instead we bought shitty store brand coke from Aldi (river cola I think).
I did watch those shows you mentioned but I never really liked MITM that much because the mother was an annoying cunt and the sons were fucking idiots, so as a kid that's how I imagined all Americans are like.
>nostalgia
Make good memories today instead of chasing those of the past
>>67550981
For me it was home from school, glass of coke and two episodes of malcolm in the middle on tv
10 out of fucking 10 lads
>>67551069
It was Thursday in my house, that's when my Dad got paid and my parents liked to save the weekends for doing fun stuff
>>67551104
>BBC2
>American
>>67551107
This
Also just be yourself
>>67551027
When will my Lamarr waifu come back to media?
late night was better. shooting stars, buzzcocks and the fast show were superior to the kid shows i watched when i got back from school.
>>67550981
>Saturday Morning
>bowl of weetos
>SMtv live and Pokemon
I still love Ant and Dec lads
>>67551238
>I still love national treasures
Geez, what a surprise.
>that crushing despair when you'd lash on Simpsons on BBC2, find it was a shit episode, then switch over to Simpsons on Channel 4, only to find that it also was a shit episode
>>67550981
>You turn on BBC 2 and watch MITM, Fresh Prince, and Simpsons back to back
Did you grow up in a parallel universe? Simpsons always kicked off the weekday evening line-up at 6. Malcolm and Fresh Prince came after.
>>67551107
>tfw my most recent good memory is finding out I dont have the bowel issues that some have on /tv/
How long did BBC2 air Malcolm for? I only remember it airing on Sky 1
>>67551286
BBC2 and C4 never had Simpsons at the same time, did they? I thought C4 got the exclusive terrestial rights after the BBC lost them.
>tfw BBC2 doesn't show anything good anymore
>>67551329
it was aired for years afaik, but they decided to show eggheads instead
It was all about the SG-1 followed by the Simpsons on Sky One lads
>>67551364
That one is a little cracked but the actual eggheads keep him around to make themselves look better.
>>67551365
this guy gets it
fuck off council peasants
>>67551456
>watching commercial television
Bourgeoisie scum
>>67551347
They still show Horizon every so often, but that's the only thing I can think of that I've watched on BBC2 in a long while
>That brief period of time when you could watch Simpsons on BBC2 then flip over to C4 for new Futurama, then back again in time for Robot Wars
Also Skykeks fuck off.
>Friday night
>Channel 4
>Friends
>Frasier
>Eurotrash
>King of the Hill
>The PJs
>usually some Euro adult drama/thriller full of sex scenes
>some adult magazine show full of tits
>Troma TV or whatever its name was, also full of tits
Highlight of my week.
>all these poverty plebs without Sky One
>>67551543
>tfw you pretended to be ill for school and waited for your mum and dad to leave for work, so you could start download 30mb porn on your dialup connection
>not being an ITV ming
>britcucks literally have a network named BBC
explain yourselves
>>67551600
We have 4 actually, although one recently moved to online only
>>67551581
I didn't even have dial-up back then.
>>67551331
6 o'clock, weekdays, or maybe 6.30
>>67551619
AOL was literally the only provider, cost £20/month, and I had to ask every time to go on the internet because it meant disconnecting the phone
>>67551600
>internationals will never feel the warm embrace of aunty, whose warm embrace comforts you through paedophile investigations and enquiries into the fixing of telephone competitions
we could never afford our tv license
>>67552152
UNLICEEEEEEEEEEEENSED
UUUUUUUUUNLIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEENSED
COURT
APPEARANCE
AND
UP
TO
1000
POUNDS
FINE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67551653
Fuuuuuuuck I remember this.I'm so old.
>sleepover at friends
>play Halo and Melee til dinner
>dinner is Tony's frozen pizza
>LotR on in the background while we play WC3
I want to go back bros
I remember having to shake out our pockets for pound coins to put into the rental box beside our TV.
>20p cans of Dr Pepper from the petrol station
>storm starts on walk home
>soaked
>get home
>crawl into bed
>watch GoldenEye on ITV
Comfy day that was
>>67551364
>>67551454
That story a while back about how he thinks he might have killed a man. Punched him in the face and threw him into a river.
>>67552458
Is it true that Brits have a meter they have to put coins in to get electricity?
>>67552729
In council houses
>>67552458
>>67552729
When I was a kid we had a TV that did that too
HELLO
>friday night shop
>get my haribo and sprite
>compete with brother at a question of sport
>play vidya while dad watches gardeners world
>watch cheers on channel 4 with my old man
>can't remember what was on after cheers
>roseanne at 10pm
>go to bed and fap to becky
great times.
>>67551543
>Not knowing Eurotrash on C4
No anon, you're the trash!
>>67552759
I knew someone who had that.
Do they have to pay the license fee on top of that or does the company cover that knowing they will make it back through the customer anyway?
>>67551130
Aw yis, Thursday bro here.
BBC2 watching Buffy. Good times.
NO MORE SHOOTING STARS
WHY GOD WHY
Does anyone else remember when Freddo Frogs were like 8p?
>>67552843
Most of the time Midnight at the Apollo with Jack Dee of the Paul Merton show. Or Whose Line Is It Anyway
>>67553002
Sorry, Stand up at the Apollo I mean. The entire series is on Amazon Prime. Jo Brand had a set there sometimes. Unfortunately.
>Watching telly
I just played on my gameboy
lived off these desu
Sure is feels in here. What's the best private tracker for bong tv?
I think I must be the only guy on here who saw The Farm when it aired and I can't find a copy of it ANYWHERE.
>tfw flicking through the tv and end up stumbling across Rebecca Loos tossing off a pig and my dad walked in just when I was watching it
I think that was the moment I realised trash tv was the best thing ever.
>>67551581
our internet was only free after 6.
got busted once when I was online porn hunting during the day and my mum called and couldn't get through because I was online
>>67553154
>get internet at home
>no idea what you do on it
>google 'poo'
>parents walk in and give me a lecture
>they leave and I still don't know what the fuck people do on the internet so I keep googling wierd shit
LOOK AT ME NOW
YOU DID THIS TO ME
>>67551107
my best memory is telling you to fuck off
>>67551107
life sucks today, there are no good memories to be made
>>67550981
>saturday mornings
>watching dick and dom while eating cookie crisp
>>67553209
you didn't frequent chatlines fambo?
orhabbo hotel
>walking home after a long school day of learning about multiplications and the romans
>head into the local pakishop for some atomic sourballs and a gogo crazy bones blindbag
>come home and watch cartoons on the TV for hours
>have mum cook a delicious dinner of peas, sausages and mash potatoes
>snuggle up in bed with my pokemon pajamas
>spend all night playing pokemon red
>>67551600
>Americans automatically associate BBC with black male penises
keks
>>67553256
My memory of those times consists of newgrounds russian hentai games then stuff like kaotic and other shock sites then eventually 4chan at like 14 when the degeneracy really kicked in.
>>67552889
What?
>>67553228
>>67553246
Get over yourself, sad cunts.
>>67553328
>telling people to get a life
>on /tv/
>>67553246
You literally have the entire knowledge of the world at your disposal.
There's so much you could be watching, reading, learning, etc.
Write down a list of the things you want to do and then start doing them.
>>67553256
>mfw habbo hotel
What happened to it? I remember when I used to play, players used to hang around all of the public rooms. Now they're all empty because kids are too busy in their own rooms roleplaying Minecraft or whatever.
>>67553406
stop telling him what to do.
>>67553422
No, because he's a lazy complacent shit and he needs to get over it.
You too.
>>67553406
The current generation absolutely can't handle anything that isn't instantly gratifying.
>>67553292
Have you ever seen a BMW?
>>67553443
fuck off child. go worry about yourself and leave this thread
>>67553406
>You literally have the entire knowledge of the world at your disposal.
And what is to be nostalgic over about that? That's pretty much how I live right now but some things are more valuable than study and mindless addictive entertainment
>>67553443
Lick my balls faggot
>>67553406
Did you write down on your list that you wanted to come onto a Senegalese basket weaving forum to tell people what to do with their life?
>Finish classes
>Go home as fast as u can to watch Spider-Man: TAS and Inspector Gadget afterwards
>>67553406
>>67553443
projection mate
just let us have fun thinking about our past that will be gone soon
>>67552958
>Freddo Frogs
no one calls them this, retard
>>67552759
>drill hole through coin
>put string through hole
>???
>profit
>>67553477
>>67553485
>>67553504
>>67553532
>"waaaah. Stop making me realise how much I hate myself"
Get over it, and get on with your lives, losers.
>>67553536
freddo toads then
>weekend
>wake up at like 6am
>race downstairs
>watch cartoons for the next 4 hours
good shit
>>67553529
>wake up in the morning
>hurry to tv
>watch batman tas and sailor moon until have to go to school
>>67553536
rarest pepe
>get home from school
>no one home
>have a wank
>Parents home early
>ask me to come downstairs
>finish off with this wank
>go downstairs
>turns out I was having a wank during 9/11
>>67553558
>losers
>says this while posting on an omanese rukhal discussion forum
>>67553563
Still wrong, in Britain we refer to them as common pepe's
>>67553550
They show up every month to collect the money though as the meter tracks how many coins have gone in. Good if you're short but can come up with the money i guess.
>>67550981
>You turn on BBC 2 and watch MITM
That was on sky one lad
>>67553617
maybe for you people who are still teenagers, but back in the 90's it was bbc2 you pleb
>>67551104
G'day m8
>>67553606
You're only a loser on 4chan if you use it all day long, like most of you /brit/ users.
>school ends
>get home
>watch shitty anime on German TV until parents get home and ask whether I've been in front of the TV since I got off school
> lie and say no
Remember when Channel 5 used to show softcore porn?
>>67553558
>Life is so much better now that I'm addicted to the internet and no one around me can hold a simple one minute conversation without tapping away at their stupid smart phones!
keep drinking the koolaid fagboy
>>67553669
>I-I must prove myself to be right
hello 11 year old
>>67551238
tfw I will never love a woman as much as child me loved cat deeley
>>67553684
my dozens of stained bedsheets would say yes
>get home from school
>finish homework
>eat dinner
>play runescape til your parents tell you to go to bed
fuck yeah
>>67553684
Channel 4 used to show hardcore porn at 2 in the morning.
None of you will remember this because I'm probably the only person over 40 who bothers to come here.
>>67553704
I am right, and you know it.
>>67553693
>this post
You've just proven my point that you need to get outside more.
>>67553753
how did you get here grandpa
>>67553753
>over 40
>posts on 4chan
What went wrong with your life?
>>67550981
this was me nearly perfectly, except my mum did a shop every two days because me and my siblings would devour every food item within sight
>>67553799
>>67553827
>teenagers/students
>wasting your youth on 4chan
>telling OTHERS their lives went wrong
ok grandson lmao
>>67550981
>it's Sunday
>Just got out the bath
>Sitting by the fire eating ham, cheese and salad sandwiches followed by chocolate cake
>Playing pokemon blue on my clear gameboy while my brother plays red
Kill me.
>>67553770
And you need to think about what aspects of your life today you could possibly be nostalgic about in twenty years, and then you will realise that I was right
>mum asleep
>sneak into living room at ~11.50pm
>fire up cable box
>choose between channel 18 and 21 for 10 minute freeview
>masturbate vigorously
>>67553895
it's a bank holiday and the sun's out why aren't enjoying it in the park with your wife and two kids you fucking loser lmao
>>67553827
What do you see your life being like when you're 40+? What type of websites do you see yourself visiting? Genuine question.
>>67553979
it's a bank holiday and the sun's out why aren't enjoying it in the park with your mates and a couple of tinnies you fucking loser lmao
>>67553642
i'm 27 you spanner
it was on skyone
10pm friday night and parents go to bed. switch from WWF Raw to the german channels on the analog satellite and sit with a boner for the next 2 hours but not know what to do with it.
>Me at about 13yrs old
>Go out chucking fireworks about with me mates
>£1 for 8 rockets, fucking get in!
>Cheeky bantz with a girl with massive tits from school, bit of a flirt while walking home
>Lose track of time and get home at like 10.45pm
>Mother goes apeshit and sends me straight to bed
>I'm more gutted because I missed Red Dwarf and Bottom
>Dad taped them for me and put the tape in my bedroom
I want to go back. Being a grown up is just awful.
>>67553981
Probably the same sort of sites but the difference is I grow up using them.
A 40 year old is at least a generation behind the majority of this site's user base, maybe two.
>>67553920
>this delusion.
Nostalgia is for chumps, and always has been. Every generation gets deluded nostalgia, which you'd know if you bothered to do something useful with your life.
>>67554004
it was on both, pretty sure BBC used to show the episodes a few seasons later than sky
>you now remember the first season of 24 was on BBC 1
>brits grew up watching American shows
is that why there is so much angst against Americans on here? Are you rebelling against dad?
>>67551543
Friday night TV was great in the 90s, and saturday night TV was proof god existed and was programmer at the BBC.
Now it's just fucking awful. Reality, cookery, property, talk shows full of sycophants selling their latest shit.
>>67554079
its because most American shoes are aimed at children
In Ireland we had a surprising number of Australian kids shows. Any of you Brits remember Pugwall?
>Friday night at the grandparents
>Cup of tea
>Toast Toppers
>Whose line
>Vic Reeves big night out
>The word
First place I'm heading when I shed my 3 dimensional existence
>>67554079
You will never relate to this thread you plastic bastard.
What a damn shame.
>>67554159
1st reply best reply
>>67554174
You're making me want to cry.
I genuinely feel sorry for kids these day.
There are never any threads like this from ameribros. Did their childhoods at home really hold no value to them? can they not appreciate the memories they gained?
sad really.
>>67553998
cause im at work
bet you a fiver your wife cucked you took the house and kids and you're sitting alone in a tiny flat contemplating suicide
>>67554168
>watching RTE
>cartoon where kids were asking why its always snowing in pictures of santa
>explained to them that in parts of the world its wintertime during christmas
confusing 2bh
>>67554079
Just because we hate you guys doesn't mean we don't love you.
If you can't understand that, there isn't much hope for you.
>Zap!
>50/50
>Fun House
>How 2
>The Queen's Nose
>Bernard's Watch
>Button Moon
>Rosie & Jim
>Tot's TV
>Art Attack
>smART
>Live & Kicking
>SM:TV Live
>CD:UK
>>67554159
>>67554195
>the Simpsons
>childrens show
>>67554032
>Finish school at 3
>Lose track of time and get home at like 10.45pm
>>67554168
Have you ever, ever felt like this.
>>67554226
>working on a bank holiday
pmsl kiddo, you must work in the service sector. Enjoy stacking shelves for the rest of your working life
>>67554217
American nostalgia is more regularly circulated, Throwback Thursday and all that. We just save up nostalgia and let it flow over, as we do with all our emotions.
>>67554256
>didn't mention Knightmare
Ufuckingwot
>>67554256
>smART
>>67553998
>Drinking cans in the park like some fucking chav
Drink in the pub you degenerate, parks are for children and enjoying nature, not acting like a twat.
what was the name of the show with the talking john deere tractor in the barn
it was a car or a tractor that was the main character
Also old topgear at 8.30 on thursdays was GOAT
>>67554319
>Knightmare
In a league of its own desu.
>>67554321
>smART
What was that other kids art show?
>>67554168
We had a lot of joint Australian-British shows, does anyone remember this UFO sci-fi series?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy_(TV_series)
>>67554319
Never appealed to me, t b h
>>67554059
yes goy, nostalgia is for chumps, like sense of self-purpose and meaningful human interaction. Wouldn't you like to route your personal conversations through my free messaging service like all the other socially well-adjusted people?
>>67554360
Art attack
http://youtu.be/cFqCl_GvHe0
SLEEP FOR A WHILE AND SPEAK NO WORDS
IN AUSTRALIA
>>67554345
hehe... Harley Davidson
>>67552729
Old houses do, electricity meter
>>67554217
Yes, as an americlap I can confirm I had no childhood and was locked up in a cage and fed worms until I was 18.
>>67554405
OOOooooOOH
IN AUSTRALIA
IN AUSTRALIA
IN AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAA
>>67554266
Who said I was walking home from school? I got changed and went back out. Before ipads and mobile phones kids used to actually go out and do shit on a night.
>>67554405
IN AUSTRAY-LEEE-AAAAAAAAAAH
SKIPPY
SKIPPY
SKIPPY
SKIPPY
SKIPPY FUCK OFF
AAAAAAAAH
AUSTRAY-LEEEE-AAAAAAAH
OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOH
>>67554405
Renford Rejects was my shit, I didn't give a fuck about football but it had some top tier totty
>learn Japanese
>watch their TV
>it's like going back to the 90s again
The only thing they're missing are cheesy gameshows like the Generation Game, but the feeling of tiny island celebrities is the best. All the ones we have in Britain these days are just awful tabloid Big Brother contestant cunts that are one step removed from the fucking Kardashians, while Japan still maintains that wonderful air of famous people actually being famous.
It's a shame their comedy never really developed, but I enjoy the kabuki style overreactions that make the spotlight feel like a feverish dream.
>>67554392
>sense of self-purpose and meaningful human interaction
The antithesis to nostalgia, moron. And exactly what you don't have because nostalgia = complacency.
Now get on with your life.
>>67554266
>Finishing school at 3 instead of 4
State school pleb detected.
I recently discovered Challenge TV lads. Why can't we do decent game shows anymore? Bullseye is fucking art.
>>67551069
>Weekly shop on a Sunday
That's absolutely fucking cuck tier m8.
>taking twice as long because the shops are packed with all the other brainless mutants who think Sundays are a good time to shop
>for some reason all the dole scum obese lard families deign Sunday as shopping day when they could do it any other time of the week and have the place to themselves
>stocks are running low due to increased custom and less workers over the weekend
>wasting precious weekend time when you should be chilling and preparing for the week ahead
Please fucking kill your family then yourself,
t. humanity
>>67554402
Fun fact: Neil Buchannan, who presented Art Attack, actually came up with the entire show concept himself.
He sold the rights to the show concept to a fuckload of stations all around the world, and he's now obscenely rich due to how popular it is.
>>67551107
There is no light at the end of the tunnel, all good is lost and dead, one can only dwell in memories to be happy.
>>67554548
my Granddad went on Bullseye
proud 2bh
>>67554517
"now get on with your life." As if those things are in any way obtainable these days. Modern life is shit for a multitude of reasons and if you don't see it well then I envy you my blind friend
do kids still make bases and dens? i'm 30 and literally have no contact with anyone under 25 these days
>>67554536
>posh twat detected
You look down on us but the irony is that we find you hilarious and cringey
>>67554552
The only people who shop on a Sunday are sad council-housed cunts who don't even have a fucking weekly roast. You get the shopping done on Friday or Saturday to have a decent piece of fresh meat for the Sunday roast, and after you're done eating, there's no fucking way you're going out to piss around with shopping.
>>67554597
Fucking ace
Did he get a bendy Bully?
>pop in the newsagents on the way home from school
>grab a dr pepper and freddo
>get stuck behind some old bird doing her weekly shop in a newsagents on a thursday
>loiter outside til it's time for tea
>>67554226
>working on a bank holiday
And there goes your argument kid. You had a nice run but accept that silver medal and trot on home to your empty one bedroom flat after dealing with customers.
>come home from school
>Hububb, Bodger and Badger, Chucklevision and Grange Hill on BBC
those were the days. Shout outs to the Demon Headmaster who legit terrified me
>>67553729
>get home from school
>finish homework and prepare for next day at school (5 hours)
>eat dinner
>play shitty game your parents bought you til your parents tell you to go to bed (around 30 minutes of playtime)
fuck no
Saturday Morning
Nickelodeons Watch Your Own Weekend
GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL PLEBS
>>67554613
>built a den in a park when I was younger
>it started from a trench to a sunken part of the park
>covered it all in trees and bushes
>find out one morning Im not allowed to make dens anymore because some morning runner broke his leg running across my den
>>67554567
Now he spends his time playing solos in a metal band
>>67554552
>>67554643
>this projecting
No wonder you're poor.
>>67554617
We don't think about you at all
>>67554685
Jesus, remember when Nick UK had presenters? Those were the days.
Simon Amstell did it and he always looked uncomfortable, I'm pretty sure he made some kids cry
>>67554611
>As if those things are in any way obtainable these days
They are, but you'd prefer to delude yourself that they are so you can be a part of your "special club", whereas really you're just wasting your existence.
>>67554717
I couldn't care less but it's hilarious watching you lot try to fit in :)
>>67554660
Blonde Sophie was much better than redhead Sophie.
>when ur best m8 always used to call Art Attack "Fart Attack"
fucking madman
miss that lad
>>67554660
>not posting the original mother
Fucking amateur.
>>67554643
Agreed.
Friday shop master race here.
>knock off work early
>tear round the quiet shop with a full size trolley
>pick up all the best deals and freshest food
>go to the self checkout because its faster
>home at the usual time
>>67554643
>have to go to the Tesco to buy apple sauce because my Mum forgot it
>huge queue of dossers and the elderly buying booze and microwave meals
JUST
>>67554536
>going to a public school
Did you ever have to eat a soggy biscuit?
>>67554739
You should try going a day without using your smart phone and see how you cope. Maybe it would open your eyes to the reality of things
>>67554823
You mean get to?
>>67554828
Don't you have a fedora to tip somewhere, cuck?
>get home from school
>sign into MSN and bebo on the computer
>go watch spongebob and naruto if it was on
>eat dinner
>go back on the computer, see if i have any messages
>play WoW until 11pm
>sleep
good times lads
>>67554859
>actually having a bebo profile
>not just looking at chavvy girls' profiles and wanking to their pics
lol what are you
>>67554823
No mate, I just stuck a cheeky finger up my boypussy and came straight away.
>He didn't have homoerotic private school rugby banter
I pity you desu
>>67554917
>rugby
The true sign of a posh faggot. Normal people play football, aka the best sport ever created.
>>67554854
it's okay buddy just keep compulsively tapping away at your smart phone every five minutes and consuming mindless entertainment, if you've managed to convince yourself that it's a fulfilling life then ultimately what's the difference?
>>67554981
>his school didn't do both
Didn't mean much, only the drongos actually fucking participated in PE.
>>67554684
>runescape
>shitty game
That shit was actual magic growing up, fuck off son. Even as an adult the first playthrough is great.
>>67554981
Nah mate rugby is great.
>be me
>join rugby team in year 7
>lose or draw all our matches to posh twats
>only win once because I broke some kid's arm when we were ahead and the match got called off
>going to private schools and acting like a bunch of unwashed chavs while we wreck up their astroturf
Some mad bantz. Fuck we were obnoxious arseholes.
>>67550981
That was the best ident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzrx3LYvuAc&
I liked one of the recent snooker ones too.
Graham Norton on Channel 4 was absolutely GOAT
>>67550981
jesus christ OP why are you giving me these feels ?
>>67554981
>actually going to PE lessons
>not outright refusing to do them and going to smoke rollies instead
l
o
l
>>67551288
>underage detected
before it was on everyday it was exclusively on Friday
>>67555086
>ever liking Norton
Fuck off, poof.
>>67555048
My school did rugby sometimes and it was shit compared to football.
Only the mega spergs didn't do P.E, it's not something to be proud of m8
It would be pizza hut and TGIF or SNICK for me. I always wanted oneof those orange couches when I was a kid.
>>67555080
You know they're using these again, right?
>>67555076
What a piece of shit that private school was if it played rugby on astroturf. We had our own fields.
>>67555108
Nah, in his defence, So Graham Norton was legit.
>>67555027
>*tips fedora*
At least try to come up with an argument, this is just too easy.
>doing PE
SAY HOOOOOO
EAT MY GOAL.
>>67555131
Of course I do. Car one is alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVIkQAVayLk
>>67555171
>being a fat sperg
>>67555117
Me and all my friends skipped PE and talked to the girls in the PE cupboard. Our PE teacher was a fucking goon and he let us skip it so he couple play football all day with the lads, just as long as he didn't have to do any actual work.
Good times.
>>67555171
>Not doing it
So what were you?, beta, physically pathetic or both?
Only the kids who stank of piss didn't do P.E
>>67554808
>go to the self checkout because its faster
I never used to be a thief before those fucking things but now I steal as much as I can get away with as they force me to interact with Tay the virtual cashier.
it can be faster but it never is due the fact you need assistance for buying alcohol or anything sharp.
>>67555272
I only ever played badminton because I liked it. Otherwise I was meeting up with my gf or smoking. Lol what the fuck kind of school did you go to, PE was a novelty "subject", only mouthbreathers took it seriously.
>>67555260
You can talk to the girls any other time so that's not a good excuse. If you weren't one of the lads wanting to play football then something was wrong with you.
Did you guys ever have to do one of those "bleep" tests, where you just ran across the hall between beeps?
Lazy fucking PE teachers just made us do it whenever they were looking hungover.
>>67555272
>t. asbo holder
>>67555369
yep
>>67555352
>liked badminton
>had a gf
Pick one.
I'm from the US so it's probably different but I always skipped PE to go get high with my friends but normally I'd be gone for half the day anyway. To be fair I was and still am a turbo autist so maybe you guys are right
>>67555369
Yes, and I had to do more bleep tests during the application process for the police. Brought back a lot of memories and for some reason I wanted to play dodgeball or go swimming right after.
>It's Saturday morning
>Mum and Dad are out
>Make sure noone else is around
>Start watching The Mysti Show
>>67555356
You can play football any time as well, as we did in break time, with more people because it wasn't just 2 classes.
While you were playing grab ass, me and my bros had the full attention of all the girls, and we still got to play footy at break time.
>dad gets a bunch of sweets every friday for me and my brother
>get home, remove all my clothes and sit on the sofa with my quilt
>watch CBBC until 5, Simpsons on Channel 4 at 6:30 and
>then watch either Fresh Prince, Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama or Everybody Loves Raymond (fuck you, it was my guilty pleasure) until 10
>wait for parents to go to bed
>sneak downstairs
>play Rome: Total War all night until 6AM on Saturday
>>67555352
I went to a shit school in Birmingham, every non nerd including myself was chav tier and loved to play football.
Protip: not all chavs are scum, some aren't as stupid or aggressive as they look, friend.
>>67555369
Great fun, them. That's how we picked our cross country team, which is a ridiculous selection process.
>>67553603
>Come home from school on 9/11
>All the channels were reporting about what was happening
>Didn't care at all about it
>Went upstairs and watched Cardcaptors on ITV2.
>hated PE because the lads in my class were braindead mongos who would just throw themselves around the hall like spastics
>only interested when it was football
>decide to play sometimes
>destroy them all at the only thing they thought they were good at
>mfw
>>67555468
Keep deluding yourself faggot.
>>67555507
A MYSTIC ADVENTURE
>>67555272a girl
My school had no changing rooms or showers but they expected us to change into PE kit and then be all sweaty for the rest of the day
No way was that happening
PE in primary school was all football and rounders fun. PE in secondary school was all competitive bullshit and excuses for violence
>all these autists being proud of being spergs who couldn't handle PE
lads
CITV weekdays
The SleepOver Club
Some Aussie girls
Find out later that the main character is actively posing topless and is a lesbian
>>67555272
>>Only the kids who stank of piss didn't do P.E
You've got that the wrong way round, m8.
>>67555541
reee, etc.
>67555555
>>67555375
You fucking stink of beta. Keep telling yourself that you're above those kids playing football because it's beneath you.
>>67555407
Used to play it with her, her bezzie and my bezzie. Sorry you wasted your youth. :/
>>67555507
>Trying to watch T.V after Diana's death
>Every fucking channel covering it.
>>67555564
POST PICS DUDE
>>67555564
Got... Got any links?
>>67554660
god I hated this show
>>67553284
For fucks sake anon I was just having nostalgia before, there's no need to make me feel feels.
>>67555369
Yep and I was an athletic freak, I cant remember what it was but I beat Beckhams score, and he was partly known for being a work horse in football terms.
>>67555369
We did one, the hall they got us to do it in was about 5 meters wide with benches either side, and they had 40 boys running it. So there were about 3 waves of people all trying to run together.
First beep, about half the class got told to sit down because they didn't (couldn't) touch the wall. Few of us called bullshit and were instantly thrown out.
Our PE teacher was dumb as a fucking stump and got fired within a year.
>>67554660
>friend looked like the dad
>we'd take the piss out of him every time this came up
My school had the worst shit for PE
We spent 6 months doing fucking line dancing lads
