STOP, INVINCIBLE SON
>>67532571
I missed this.
CEASE UNHARMABLE SPAWN
HALT, INSUFFERABLE CRITICS
around this time i bet handheld cameras were a thing. im sure if he did something he would've been recorded and put on internet message boards. and smallville is pretty small so i bet everyone knew the Kents.
STAY RIGHT THERE, WIFE'S SON
Dead meme like baneposting
no, superman
FREEZE, IMPERMABLE CHILD
someone post the long pasta
This meme is in the meme afterlife along with baneposting.
STAY WHERE YOU ARE, KRYPTONIAN SCUM
FREEZE BALDY
HALT, DEAD SON
HELP ME FLOOD THE NEIGHBOR FARM INVINCIBLE SON
>>67533643
actually makes sense for super guys character then anything else. the disguise, the not helping people, the abundant of crime, his job, his apathy until someone he knows is in trouble.
makes sense
>>67533854
english pls, goyer
He was right. They should have stopped before BvS.
>>67533937
than anything else?
MarvelCuck on suicide watch because BvS opens with $424m wordwide.
SAVE MARTHA, TINY BAT SON.
>>67535334
29%
TERMINATE, IMPREGNABLE UBERMENSCH
CEASE AND DESIST, IRRESISTIBLE FRUIT OF MY LOINS
>STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
Was this a message to the future? Did Pa Kent want Batman to stop his invincible son? Does DC truly have the deepest lore?
>>67533854
What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>67532571
>haltinvulnerableadolescent.jpg
REDUCE YOUR MOMENTUM, INDEFATIGABLE PROGENY OF ANOTHER MAN