Why wasn't Leia tried by a court martial for telling Tarkin about Dantooine and thus endangering its all population?
She fucked the space judge
>>67509443
Godammit why did she have to get old?
who's gonna try her, big guy?
YOU?
Because what happens in Dantooine stays in Dantooine.
>>67509501
Padme > Leia
In terms of beauty.
>>67509544
Maybe, but Portman has model good looks and Fisher has a lot more personality.
>>67509443
Because when terrorists win all their "crimes" are forgotten
>>67509544
Padme would never let me fuck her in the ass
Leia's probably doing all sorts of space spice and letting random rebels double dick her asshole
Leia > Padme
>>67509675
>implying Leia's primary fetish isn't femdom
She'd sooner fuck you in the ass than let you into hers. Padme was willing to overlook genocide in order to get Anakin's dick, she'd let you do anything you want to her.
>>67509675
>Padme would never let me fuck her in the ass
But Jewish girls love anal
You can't be held criminally responsible for giving up information under severe duress / torture
>>67509764
>she'd let you do anything you want to her.
But she's a senator
>>67509443
Only Vader and Tarkin were there when she told them about Dantooine, not to mention that the base had been abandoned at that point.
>Extended Universe
>>67509443
she's not in the army
Someone wasn't paying fucking attention.
She gave them Dantooine to stop them going straight to Yavin.
>>67509443
No one's fucking on Dantooine
>>67510633
so those millions of voices that echoed in the Force was just an illusion created by the Emperor?
>>67510692
That's Alderaan you fucking pleb
>>67509443
You can't court marshall civilians...they're not part of the military
>>67510751
Isn't that what happened to Mata Hari?
>>67510692
No, that was the Alderaanians
>>67510735
>Falling for the Aldermeme
Alderaan never existed you fucking mouth breathing autist.
>>67510840
Yeah? Was it an inside job yeah?
>>67509443
because she was A CUTE back then. now they might trial her for being uglier than any of those slimy aliens in the cantina scenes any day.
made me regret going for the 1080p rip.
>>67510880
Death Stars can't melt iron cores
Why did Leia seem to not really care that her entire planet was destroyed?
>>67510880
Alderaan NEVER existed. it was always an asteroid field. What Obi wan felt was Dantoinee being annihilated thanks Leia ''the fucking traitor and probably a Vaughn'' Organa. She isn't MY general and probably got those bothan spies killed too. Gob bless.
>>67510975
I was raised in Alderaan you insensitive prick. Our people enjoy a rich culture
>>67511008
*enjoyed
>>67511008
Yeah I'm sure you were agent smith. How much does the New Republic pay you to pretend to be a victim?
>>67510974
She inherited her parents autism.
>>67510118
She'd still let you, she's just playing hard to get.
>>67509504
unexpected kek
>My tea is all over my laptop
>>67511224
How the fuck do you know if that window showing Alderaan wasn't just a hologram? planets can't be that pixelated. It'd be easy to do a hologram of Alderaan since it's a BLUE PLANET.
>>67509443
V Leia>>>>>>>>VI Leia. Only nuderage redditors jerk off about the bikini
>>67512063
Everyone looked best in V, even post-crash Hamill.
>>67509443
because of cronyism. She's a princess, the rules don't apply to her.
I just recently found out about the third script draft for sw ep IV where they called the whole thing "the adventures of luke starkiller episode 1" or something, that is some whacky shit man
>>67509443
Corpses floating in space can't hold a trial.
>>67512222
edgy
>>67511008
>OY VEY REMEMBAH THA 2 BILLION INNOCENT ALDERAANIANS DEATH-STARRED BY THE EMPIRE
Tarkin did nothing wrong.
