How is it possible for one man to be so consistently based?
Almond Negro isn't a glorified blogger or self-proclaimed nerd like most of today's "online critics."
>>67500991
Isn't this guy the nigger who said Crystal Skull was better than The Last Crusade?
>>67501079
He's right
only hipster plebs disagree
>>67500991
He doesn't have opinions of his own, he just thinks the opposite of what the majority does every single time.
All this hostility. Isn't this guy a conservacuck poster boy?
>>67500991
>acclaimed movie
>"it's soulless, insincere, emotionally manipulative"
>shitty movie
>"the director is actually a misunderstood genius because something something New Sincerity."
>>67501079
The last crusade was trash
>>67501240
>I'm too lazy to form my own opinion and judgement so I blindly agree with the Tomatoscore always.
These threads are definatly the best Reddit Simulators on the internet.
>>67501240
I don't care what movie he likes. What I do care is that he is very apt at finding real concrete faults of films. He is the last hope we have against the torrent of paid shills called "critics" today.
literally (pic related): the thread
Because he's a contrarian mouthbreather who literally sucks cock. Of course you'd identify with him.
>the epic contrarion guy
Looks like Disney is in full damage control mode
