Be careful sir, your wife is hot!
>>67467029
Thanks, you can have it.
Is this popcorn buttered?
Thanks, enjoy your minimum wage
B-But I don't have a wife
>>67467029
She's not my wife.besides, I'm gay
Btw, thanks for the popcorn bro.
Sorry young whippersnapper, you have my wife confused with my wife's son.
>>67467029
h-have your f-fingers touched my popcorn? if so I want a refund
>>67467154
Sorry sir, what pronounce should I use to refer to your wife's son? The 2015 term "xhe" or the more progressive 2016 term "xxe" (I enjoy how they removed the "he" from the term completely, wouldn't you agree, sir?)
>>67467154
You don't understand. I AM your wife's son.
>>67467029
Thanks, her son't pretty handsome too
If I take that popcorn off your hands will you die?
>>67467029
I want to understand this meme.
O-ok, see you later.
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>67467043
First post best post
>>67467282
Ask your wife's son
>>67467222
WOAH CHECK EM TRIPS
B-but I asked for the crab legs and the soup du jour...
O-okay, t-thanks, I'll take the popcorn.
riveting discussion of television and film over here
>>67467994
>it's a reddit comes over episode
>>67467994
>>67468182
>it's a reddit comes over but calls his mom to pick him up early because an R rated film is played episode
>now I understand why moot left
>>67467994
>it's a no fun allowed episode
>>67467029
Here you go sir, your popcorn with an extra dollop of butter on the top, and your complementary hand gun at the bottom of the it
Be careful, sir... the movie is really emotional!
>>67467029
>you too
wait, what did you say?
>>67468338
>Did you follow me to the theater seats?
what did you say?
i can talk to your manager
