In bizarro Hollwood, BvS was produced by Disney DCCU and was directed by Joss Whedon.
What is some of the epic witty banter?
>Superman: WHo do you think you are?
>Batman: Millionaire, Playboy, Crime-fighting, Philanthropist, how about you?
>Superman: I'm a God from outer space.
>Batman: Well ok then
That's better than she with you
>>67457140
wouldn't it have been better if supes threw the spear at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous stick at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be doomsday, not a dog"
>>67457140
In an alternate universe, would've gotten batman v superman with jet li as batman and jackie chan as superman
>Batman: Alfred, I have a date with Wonder-Woman. Get me my suit
>Alfred: Sir, will that be the bat-suit or the dinner-suit
>Batman looks the camera and winks
>Batman: Both
Whedon's dialogue is BBT tier. One liners from 80's action films have more wit to them than entire scripts by Whedon.
>batman in batwing with doomsday following behind
>"im bringing the party to you guys"
>" i dont see how that's a party"
>>67457140
>Superman's colors are bright and vibrant
>Batman's are dull and drab
THIS is how they should've been
>Batman: Shit
>Alfred: Language!
>Superman: Let's do this!
>Wonder-Woman: Wait, is no one going to address the fact that Alfred just said language
>>67457184
why the fuck do I find this shitty forced meme so funny
>>67457406
memekino. You wouldn't understand
