What went absolutely right?
http://deadline.com/2016/03/batman-v-superman-opening-weekend-box-office-records-1201726300/
A capeshit quarantine board might happen thanks to even /co/ wanting it >>>/qa/476879
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>>67430640
Still make $1 billion
>>67430640
>>67430654
So did Minions and Transformers
>>67430553
please let this happen
>>67430640
proof Donald Trump will be elected God Emperor of USA
>>67430493
It's called presales
First rotten movie to make it to the top ten. Face it /tv/, you're never right.
>>67430553
Yes, please.
Mods make /tv/ great again.
>>67430755
if i ride a dirt bike motorcycle can i get a gf?
Man of Steel opened strong too. And by week four it was dead at the box office.
>>67430493
duh-mericans will watch anything, who knew?
>>67431366
What's your point
>>67431280
A skanky one but yeah. I believe in you man.
yeah the bulk of this is presales and it opened for easter weekend so it'll get a bunch of sales. of course the movie will do pretty good at the start, it's batman vs superman...kinda sad it wasn't Goku vs superman
>>67430493
>BvS
>27 million Thursday showing
>Star Wars
>57 million Thursday showing
But it's gonna destroy TFA at the box office, right? Lmao yet another reason not to take DCucks seriously.
You do know this is because all the actual people going to go see it, was last night. No one else is going to care.
>$250 million budget
>+$150 million marketing
So where will it be in that list?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_box_office_bombs
>>67430553
Hopefully Star Wars will be exiled there too.
>>67430493
Compare it to Deadpool?
>>67431623
the movies help promote the toys and whatnot.
even if it bombs it likely accomplishes its goal.
>>67430493
44 Million worldwide, 27 MILLION UNITED STATES FOR ONLY ONE DAY, THURSDAY----MARVEL SHITS WILL EAT THEIR OWN SHIT, COME MONDAY!
>>67431489
STAR WARS, you impetuous child, didn't make 44 million in one day in foreign markets though and Disney sunk nearly 400 million in a marketing campaign on top of paying critics. Notice, the world wasn't having any of that shit and it showed because Star Wars' money was mostly domestic.
>>67430493
>what went absolutely right?
They put batman and superman in the same movie. That is literally the ONLY thing they did right.
>>67431280
It would be extremley improbable
>>67432224
Nice try disney shill.
its gonna bomb because they didnt get Christian Bale for Batman.
>>67430493
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE
it's doing terribly in china and internationally
it will have a strong OW because of the fanboy hype and then get to 300m dom if it is lucky. it won't break 1b worldwide LOL
>>67431390
The point is bad word of mouth will fuck future sales
>>67432223
STOP, IMPETUOUS CHILD
>>67432274
Don't you have work to do Zack?
>>67430493
Your mom opened with 27.7 million
>>67430493
27.7milll? Really? I excepted more than that. That is pretty bad actually.
>>67431390
How dumb are you? It means it blows its load too early and bad word of mouth will plummet future sales.
>>67430493
is this a high number? what was the opening to AoU?
>>67432223
Cry more DC fag.
>>67430493
>movie has nearly 300million $ in presale tickets 2 months before release
> faggot op acts shocked when people go see the movie they already paid for
Just face it the movie is ass
>>67432394
That's one day
>>67432360
It's okay Disney Shill, soon, you'll have a new movie to shill, xwing star wars prequel whatchamacallit.
>>67431390
Bad worth of mouth.
Of course it will do well on opening night. Its fucking Batman vs. Superman.
But will audiences all love the movie after they see it. Thats the question
>>67432469
I'm aware. This is Batman v Superman dude. This is supposed to be the event of a lifetime, and in one day it only makes 27 million? Start Wars did way more and that was pretty mediocre. This is a bad sign for DC since most were hyping it to beat out Star Wars
>>67432505
Most likely that there won't be many people re-watching it because they will think that it is a stinking turd.
>>67432505
Well The Stink Awakens is as bad as Episode 3 and 1 so I doubt if they were to re-release it, you know how Disney often does, it'll make any real money second time around. If they make any real money from Blu-ray sales it'll be a miracle.
>>67432439
27.6
>>67432516
you're kind of forgetting that Disney shilled out over 400 million promoting the force awakens so no, it's okay for a DC flick. Better than okay. Worldwide it'll trump where the force awakened hilaried.
>>67432594
So it'll make as much as Avengers Ultron? Yup, that sounds about right, and good enough, really.
>>67432223
>paying critics
jesus, you DCcucks are losing it.
>>67432598
>it's okay for a DC flick
>it's okay for Superman vs Batman to underperform
I can't wait til Justice League bombs. You'll call it a sleeper hit.
>>67430640
Good. I swear every day it gets harder to find pedo and BANE?! threads.
>>67432631
Keep going, shill, you've almost convinced us otherwise.
>>67432638
Nice Try Marvale, but it's going to eclipse your crapkino.
>>67432598
You're implying that TFA didn't make a profit cause it did with 2 billion. MoS was predicted to make a billion but fell short. It did fine but sales dropped really quick.
And also
>its okay for BATMAN VS FUCKING SUPERMAN to underperform
You have no idea what you're saying. It will probably make a billion. No way it's making 2 billion, but it's at a huge risk of not even making a billion cause of word of mouth and critics influence on the public.
>movie with large ticket presales, thanks to TFA popularizing the practice earlier this year, does better on it's opening day than a bunch of movies that did not have heavy presales
... wow
>>67432598
Considering "DC flicks" include "the dark knight," no, it is not okay for a DC flick.
I liked MoS and even I don't think this movie looks very good
>only $27.7 million
NOOOOOO
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY STAR WARS
at this point i believe that as long as you slap some capeshit in it american will buy it, what a nation of retards
I walked out of the theater whenBatman started killing guys using the Batmotank
>>67432866
is that suppose to be clark kent
>>67433028
Really? That's when I whipped my dick out.
If anything, he caused himself a lot more trouble NOT killing people the entire time, using baterangs and shit.
I realize the objective is not to kill people but why the hell not?
>>67433028
were you the guy that smelled like ass?
We were so happy.
>>67430553
>wanting to kill /tv/
for what purpose?
>>67430493
less money than TDKR on the same day (2012) according to Box office mojo
>>67430493
the title, nothing else
>>67432691
>30%
BOYS.
>>67430493
A bunch of manchildren casuals and literal children who think batman is SIMPLY EPIC XD so they went to see his movie, even though Man of Steel was terrible, all of the casting decisions were terrible, all the trailers made it look terrible, and all the critics agree its terrible. Not like they had to go to work the next day, considering most of them live with their moms.
>>67430493
>tfw DCkiddies will literally make excuses for this
>>67432699
So disney's shills and disney's 400 million marketing campaign and the anticipation of getting to see THE SEQUEL OF THE GREATEST SERIES OF ALL TIME, was a never no mind to you, yes? The movie was so successful because one or two actual critics believed the hype (which is not unlike the few critics that praised episode 1 and 2) of the shilled critics that the force awakens was a tour de force?
>>67432758
Dark Knight's a Nolan Flick, young one. Good try though.
>>67433285
It'll make a billion in two weeks, just you wait, just you wait.
>>67432555
delusional loser TFA was great critics and audiences love it
>>67430493
opening weekend will be fine, dckucks and normie will still eat this shit up
Worldwide tehy will probably do 400m just first weekend
second week will have a big drop
>>67433308
>Man of Steel was terrible.
A socially castrated numale, am I right?
What happened there chief, did your balls fall off?
>>67433436
you have shit taste and you should bathe with a toaster
>>67433436
You Disney shills are in full force and in a DC happening thread no less. May the wonders never cease.
>>67433451
>implying it isn't the nu males like you who defend a shitty movie because HURR I LIEKED SUPERMAN AS A KID HE'S SO STRONG XD
sorry you're a tiny dicked manchild
>>67433410
I never said it was the best thing to see. It was decent but overhyped
>>67430493
Good. What can fuck it up are the asian markets though, at least japan. They like their superheroes like kamen rider, too grim or realistic won't do for them. iirc even the Dark Knight had a meh release there. I have a horrible memory though, if wrong I'll dance for you.
>>67433559
You sliced off your manhood in order to wear a pretty dress because Opera and Queen Latifah said it was okay for you as a castrated girlie man on your way to social emancipation in order to finalize your role as an uber-feminist.
tl;dr you're a girlie man!
>>67433451
not that guy, MOS was shit only school shooters like it
>>67430493
Those were DCucks who preordered their tickets weeks in advance.
>>67433285
MMM
>>67433569
>>67433569
And yet it wasn't as good as Episode 3, which was dreadful.
>>67433638
It's okay anon, if you say it loud enough social feminist will find you and date you, both the girlie men and the overweight bisexual hambeast.
>>67433630
>lol someone agrees with the general consensus that a movie was absolutely terrible
>LOL UR GAY HAHAHAHA
wow, middle school sure must be hard these days for you kiddies to vent like this
>>67433152
not our fault all the plebs and mouth-breathing mass culture enthusiasts seemed to choose this board as their haven
>>67433673
It was better than Episode 3 the fuck you talking about?
>>67433673
>>67433630
daily reminder
>>67433342
>Man of steel still worse than every single generic marvel shit
>BvS even worse
>fedora wearing contrarian faggots in this thread holding back tears and insulting everyone who points out how terrible his DCuck franchise is
Nothing went right or wrong. The name sells itself. Box office results =/= how good a movie is.
>>67433673
>MFW I'm married and a spic
we dont have the SJW virus over here, anyhow you made reply so 8/10 to you sir
>>67433342
>how to tell if reviews are paid
>thor 2 fresh
>thor 77%
>ant man 80 %
>iron man 3 fucking 79%
You cannot convince me that disney isn't paying for these reviews. It just isn't possible. I even like Marvel movies but even the most die hard fan would find IM3 ridiculous.
>>67433678
you're a product of the things you consume. Most of everything published, spoken and shown is pro degenerate. Thereby any opposition to Patriarchal works are almost always exclusively pro feminist and pro degenerate aka gay.
You're one of those by the numbers foot followers.
>>67433729
Episode 3 was shit, yes. But it was expansive and fantastic visually. Episode 7 was a shit in every aspect. Having no redeemable anything.
>>67433738
If you squeeze your legs really hard, I mean like really, really hard, You'll avoid getting raped by the fast coming eventuality of Providence; you know, when Batman Vs Superman makes 2 billion.
>>67433847
it's not like Warner OWNS RT, right?
>>67433873
RT is just a review aggregator you dumb shit.
>>67433782
Add to this, anticipation and disney's 400 million in marketing including a bit extra spent on shill reviews, not to mention threats that if anyone says anything contrary about your mess of a movie they'll be blocked from taking part in all your future projects early showings.
>>67433793
I believe you, shill. Next you'll be telling me your Uncle sows the dual lightning brigade bolts on storm front uniforms.
>>67433891
so your theory is Marvel is paying pretty much every movie critics on the planet? It sure seems pretty plausible
>>67431032
what would be left? pedo and bane threads?
wow great board
>>67433342
>ant man 80%
fucking kill me that movie was so shit
>>67433868
>But it was expansive and fantastic visually.
I love the scene with Obi and Anakin sitting on a chair and talking, then one walks up to the window and comes back, like a really cheap telenovela shot.
It really pushed cinema into the right direction.
>>67433948
the two posts are from different people, but yeah.
RT only takes reviews from certain people if I'm correct.
There is literally no other logical explanation for me.
>>67431366
Didn't it make 3 times it's budget, regardless
>>67434042
>There is literally no other logical explanation for me.
What if the film is really that bad?
>>67434004
if you say anything contrary about Disney, who is the heaviest tits swinger in the market, then you're black listed from all other previews.
>>67434021
And it was mostly only CGI, no less. Which speaks volumes of George's ability and vision. Unlike Jar Jar and the house of Rat's tiara Princess theme park ride commercial.
>>67434071
Stop making sense on the Disney shill's will attack you.
/tv/ and basically everyone else who hasnt seen the movie is just in the bandwagon stage, reading "reviews" and just blindly agreeing, happens with literally every big movie.
in a month or two when everyone has actually seen it. slowly opinions will change and this board will like the movie overall continueing the bandwagon shit.
every marvel movie and mos as sources
>>67433342
Too bad the king of capeshit is still a DC movie ;^)
>>67434042
since even Dc youtube fanboys are not liking it, i would say it is a bad movie
>>67434092
>And it was mostly only CGI, no less.
No, it was mostly a cheap looking set with some 'futuristic' space looking furniture with a crappy greenscreen in the back. It looks awful.
Your bait is too obvious. I don't want to believe you're this contrarian.
>>67434083
Are you talking about BvS? Of course, I didn't claim otherwise. It's the other scores that are way up.
>>67432352
>"The point is bad word of mouth will fuck future sales" says increasingly nervous Marvelfag for the 20th time this week
>>67434128
>>67434128
Everyone praised the Stink Awakens but after a few weeks, a greater number of people claimed that it wasn't nearly as good as was hyped. In fact, they felt let down because they were persuaded into what was at best, a mediocre film.
Man of Steel got so much hate from critics and fans branding the film man of murder. None of them were comic book fans by the way, but whatever. years later, many are now calling Man of Steel the best Superman film ever. The only thing that was great about the first movie was Chris Reeve, as is, it was shit. MOS is a well rounded movie from beginning to end.
>>67434153
That's not Spider-Man 2
>>67434181
CONTRARIAN? Thank you for that Disney shill remember I do, Shill, when I braneded the Force Awakens the greatest let down of the century, almost everyone, namely shills, branded me CONTRARIAN.
>>67434183
Maybe those films are really that good?
They're not exactly stellar scores. Some of them are in the 60-70% range everyone here loves to call 'shit'.
>>67434204
>but whatever. years later, many are now calling Man of Steel the best Superman film ever.
Delusional fanboys, maybe.
>>67434204
Kek at shill desperation
>>67432274
What do you think this movie did a great job at aside from the action?
>>67433098
Batman is the only character people really care about so having him do the most ruthless shit you've ever seen him do was probably the easiest decision of all time.
>>67434295
You cant deny this boards overall consensus has shifted to a more positive view over the last few years. Ive read more posts this year praising MoS then degrading it.
>>67432159
I remember this bragging when MoS rolled out, see ya in a month with how it's doing.
>>67434295
C'mon Shill I got all day to combat your shilling. And that's because There's no end to you Disney dogs.
I may be getting ahead of myself but you're going to start shilling another shit wars movie soon, yes? You put Donnie what's his face in it, the Chinese chap who had eye surgery in the movie in the hope you'll get some of that Yuan you didn't get with the stink awakens, am i right, shill?
>>67434265
But they aren't.
Especially iron man 3, and the 2 Thors.
In my country the critics gave real low scores for these movies and iron man 2 while the avengers, Captain 2 and GotG got good scores for capeshit( 3,5/5 is the max that genre can offer imo). This seems to be the general consensus not only on /tv/ but the internet in general. That's why I believe they are just paid to be that high.
>>67432621
>So it'll make as much as Avengers Ultron?
AoU boosted higher than usual for the weekend (so did JW), it's not the norm.
>>67430493
>"This Will Be The End Of Disney's Reign Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year"
>>67434307
Disney shill's really turning up the heat. It's okay son, I'm lathering my skin with Shill block 9000!
>>67434339
>What do you think this movie did a great job at aside from the action?
Because whenever I purchase a man of steel and batman comic, I do so in the hope that I'll get one of those Alan Moore textual diarrhea of Shakespearean misanthropes (talk about anti Patriarchal and Contrarian, one need look no further than alan moore, but once more i digress).
>>67434369
And the fans of the Superman Comics loved it. I remember the man of murder quips and of how horribly clueless you non comic reading plebs were. It's the same difference this time around, only, the Batman fans along with the many who watched MOS to the tune of 700 million are now one, EAT CROW, DISNEY SHITS!
SCREEN CAP THIS!
>>67432223
>Fifth-highest grossing film in overseas markets
>the world wasn't having any of it
God, you DC fags are so fucking retarded. Your movie is a failure, kiddo. Accept it.
>>67430674
Because kids. This movie is not for kids.
>>67434433
BOOST? Try again, it'll only get better with time anonymous user. Just you wait, just you all wait.
>>67434360
>Ive read more posts this year praising
You mean shilling or ironically praising it
>>67432019
What toys? What kid will want toys of Bat of Murder of Superangstman?
>>67434605
Avatar and Titanic would like to have a word with you. And it only scored as it did because of anticipation. See, you retarded Disney bastard, if it'll do so again. I will bet you Walt Disney's corpse, it will not do as well as it did the first time around.
>>67433451
I see DC fags are really going crazy.
>>67433847
Audience scores are also paid right?
On a site owned by WB.
>>67434582
>MOS to the tune of 700 million
Yeah, that was considered bad if you remember while revising history so much here. Crisis isn't real life, dumbass. You can pick and choose pretend alternate Earths as the way the story actually played out here.
Guardians of the Galaxy, a movie casuals had little clue about danced its way all over Superman's long history. Deadpool also beat the fuck out of MoS, again a character with very little history compared to the blue boy scout.
But the best part of all of this? You even revisioned the BO total from $668 to $700 while also ignoring how little of that foreign money the studio sees -- which was more than half that BO total, btw.
>>67434711
>Avatar and Titanic would like to have a word with you
Kek literally makes no difference. TFA is still the fifth highest grossing film in foreign markets. Nice try, though, little kid.
>It will not do as well as it did the first time around
And yet it'll still do a lot better than BvS. And there's nothing you DC shills can do to stop it.
>>67434789
>audience scores
Literally nothing. Even MoS has 76%
>>67430654
"Welcome to las 5 years ago". - Marvel
>>67434756
Now I'm crazy, eh leftie? You Disney shills are worse than dogs in heat at bitch farm.
>>67434808
Yes, and people Branding Man of Steel, Man of Murder didn't affect its box office in any way?
How many people went to see Star Trek into darkness because critics gave it a 92%?
>>67430553
not gonna happen, swagfag hates /tv/ and hiro is clueless
>>67434860
But the Stink awakens didn't make what it did because of anything the house of rats and jar jar did. So don't bill it as awesome because of the shit story, shit movie, or shit actors, directors and studio house. Had the wayans did it, it would have made almost the same, less the amount it did with all the disney shilling of course.
>>67430493
It is truly capeKINO for normal people and not stuck up pseudo-intellectual tryhard faggot critics with dildos up their stuck up asses.
>>67430493
>critics shit on the movie
>/tv/ acts smug
>movie proceeds to break box office records
>suddenly, /tv/ goes silent
>>67434789
You're a fucking dumbass, aren't you? The site may be owned by WB, or whoever, but the thing you don't seem to get is that RT is a REVIEW AGGREGATOR. People aren't writing those reviews for RT, RT simply collects the reviews from other sources (magazines, newspapers, etc).
>>67435099
>with dildos up their stuck up asses.
Funny. Exactly this is how I would describe DC fags right now.
Please tell me, with the 2 shite trailers, poor casting, and Zack Snyder at the helm, why did people suddenly think this was going to be "Capekino"? Like literally everything pointed to this being a car crash, for the life of me I cannot see how people believed this was going to be high art?
Unless all these people are 15 and high art is anything remotely edgy related to superheroes and shoehorned in false political and cultural messages which barely graze the surface of such subjects.
Also wait and see the following weeks, but this will make a lot of money, and the moment members viewing public start praising that over actual quality, is the day the world went autistic.
>>67435375
Shut the fuck up you fucking Disney shill
>>67435679
Insightful stuff
>>67434004
That movie had no problems at all, but it was pretty forgettable.
>>67432505
I liked it.
I saw it last night. I really need, by the time Justice League starts filming, for Henry Carvill and Amy Adams to be replaced. They are the equivalent of a charisma black hole, sucking the joy out of just about every scene they are in. Except the one scene at the beginning, but it was brief. Away from each other, Amy wasn't so bad. Henry is nice to look at but he doesn't seem to give a damn about his character. The beginning was very boring, enough to send this teenager sitting next to me asleep. Out like a light, snoring for 15-20 minutes.
I didn't mind Jesse that much. He seemed to playing Lex melded with the Joker, which was bizarre. The plot was a bloated mess, but I enjoyed Batfleck. I wasn't sold on Gadot as WW, but she seemed to be reveling in her role by the end of the movie and I have to give her props for that. It was a frustrating film because there were parts I enjoyed (Ben, Gal and Jeremy Irons as a lushy Alfred) but by the time it got rolling, the movie was two-thirds over and I was ready to check out.
>>67430553
oh noooo 5 times a year a board gets excited about something oh noooo
>>67430553
>quarantining just capeshit
Quarantine flicks in general and make a sticky with a graph detailing the difference between flicks, movies, and films.
>>67436507
>Quarantine flicks in general and make a sticky with a graph detailing the difference between flicks, movies, and films.
Autism Awareness day isn't until April 2.
And the worst thing 4chan can do is embrace the retarded attempts by teenagers to assign arbitrary definitions to synonyms for "moving picture"
>>67430640
>mad max fury road comes out
>critics agree that its 100 on rotton tomatoes for 3 weeks straight
>CRITICS ARE WRONG AND NEVER KNOW WHAT THEYRE TALKING ABOUT
>bvs has shit rotton tomatoes score
>everybody saying the critics were right
you guys need to just chill the fuck out. both mad max and bvs were good and entertaining.
>>67430553
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>67430963
holy shit youre right.
jesus thats funny.
>>67434004
You do know that an 80% tomato score isn't like an 8/10 average score or a B-?
>>67434204
>ryone praised the Stink Awakens but after a few weeks
Here?LOL That movie got shit on from day 1.
>>67430493
>What went absolutely right?
Nothing.
A:There's just lots of people with really bad taste in movies. Even the Transformers movies made tons of money and the director himself said the movie was pretty bad.
B: At this point, the reviews have been so bad that many are going to see it just to see how bad it is. Bad movies are very popular. It's like a car crash, everyone knows that it's bad but they still wanna look.
Did anyone actually think this would be a financial flop because of bad reviews? If you did, did you forget the Transformers movies or something?
Audiences eat this shit up.
>>67437252
>Age of Extinction made 1 billion dollars
Thanks China
>>67437072
Mad Max is a solid, coherent film, and perhaps the best action movie of the 21st century so far. Critics were right.
BVS is an incoherent, self-important mess with a 2serious tone for it's shitty cartoony action schlock. Critics were right.
>>67434582
>And the fans of the Superman Comics loved it.
Wrong. Comicfags thought it sucked big dick just like your dad.
>>67437312
Nice try, shill. But a greater number of fans love the series, unlike your kind who loves the fact that Jimmy Olsen's a gay and bat woman's a dyke. You're as much of a disease as those dumb women from Brussels who wants to be blown.
>>67433342
A ton of those marvel scores are completely undeserved.
Iron man 2, Iron Man 3, Captain American 1, Avengers 2, and Both Thor movies are fucking terrible.
>>67437408
Shill spotted
>>67437408
>closeted /pol/ poster who wants capekino ubermensch dick
makes sense
>>67437312
>Comicfags thought it sucked big dick
Dont speak for me you douche
>>67437312
>sucked big dick just like your dad.
Wrong. The only dick my dad ever sucked was my own, and it wasn't that big.
>>67437444
You Disney losers are too much. Don't you worry your little heads their chiefs, they'll be praising your Pissman America film as the second coming, or something.
>>67437480
You're really swinging your raunchy tits, you gargantuan disney dyke slag.
>>67437561
*there
>>67437408
Ah...no.
Just cause you and your mom like it doesn't mean anything.
Comic boards were bitching about how shitty it was for months.
Nice try though neckbeard. Put down the Hot Potcket, go upstairs, and stop listening to your mom. She's a whore.
>>67437561
>If you disagree with me, you must work for Disney
maybe if you called me a secret kike on /pol/ you'd get some support but you mostly look sad and desperate
Nobody in their right mind who's seen both films thinks AoU is better than BvS. Stop trying so hard. There is a blatant bias against this film.
>>67430553
>calling it capeshit
The neo/tv/ fedora-fags that act like manchildren because somethings besides art-house schlock is invading their safe-space are the ones that need to go.
>>67430963
>>67430963
Neither are the critics on Rotten Tomatos apparently.
>>67437601
why thank you, wasn't sure if I should have said,
>You're really swinging your raunchy tits there, you gargantuan disney dyke slag
or
>You're really swinging your raunchy tits; you gargantuan disney dyke slag
or
>You've been reeling those raunchy stink bags for some time rancid tits, so how's about you go shill some where else you fucking carpet munching thunder kike dyke.
Wasn't sure where to go with that last part so I went with what I posted.
>>67437626
Which comic boards? You mean the liberal lefty cunt slag hag dyke feminist anti-Patriarchal shit board on this here Cantonese text bbs escrow forum scratch and sniff forum for social losers?
>>67437638
NO, once a dime bagging nose beak flamil, always one.
>>67437777
People deal with cognitive dissonance in different ways. This anon has choses to act hysterical on the internet and list various buzzwords in place of actually confronting the fact that BVS and MOS are garbage movies made by a dipshit narcissist.
>>67431489
BvS currently has 95 million in the bag right now.
>>67430493
Calling it Batman v Superman. That's literally all you need to sell this movie to the masses, how good it is is irrelevant. People thinking this would bomb financially are absolute morons.
>>67438063
MEGA!
>>67438040
Cognitive dissonance?? Just because I said the movies is better than they're being branded it out to be, I'm the dissonace sufferer? What do you call the asswipes who worshiped the force awakens? And I'm the buzzword user, me, for saying what exactly? When you're the one calling me the DISSONANCE SUFFERER.
>>67438165
Don't think anyone really thought it would "bomb." But it'll likely underperform significantly. And after week 1 BO will probably plummet as everyone starts talking shit.
>marvel trying to shill BvS on rotten tomatoes
The DC vs Marvel war begins anew
>>67437312
This. Even people from DC hated it.
>>67437312
Speak for yourself faggot, I loved the movie.
>>67438063
>BvS currently has 95 million in the bag right now.
you fucking what?
>>67438233
>Just because I said the movies is better than they're being branded it out to be, I'm the dissonace sufferer?
Yes.
>Just because I'm claiming there's a global media conspiracy to negatively "brand" a shitty movie, I'M the one with problems?!?!?
>What do you call the asswipes who worshiped the force awakens?
People that liked a well-made, engaging adventure fantasy that looked and felt like the OT predecessors.
>And I'm the buzzword user, me, for saying what exactly?
>liberal
>lefty
>slag hag
>dyke
>feminist
>anti-Patriarchal
>cantonese text bbs escrow forum scratch and sniff forum for social losers
You literally didn't say anything other than meme words and insults
>>67434644
sure, this is for manchildren
>>67438430
You shills are hired because of your ability to conjure of pseudo intellectual responses. You're probably one of those people who studied psychotherapy.
A Shill's a shill, regardless of the bells and whistles he or she comes with.
THIS MOVIE SUCKS.
Camrip when?
I'm not paying for this crap.
>>67438645
So did the Force Awakens, and Star Trek Into Darkness and all the Transformer movies and the Avengers and AaU, with the only difference BVS is better than all of them.
>>67438612
not of should say *up. apologies.
>>67438689
You're a piece of shit, just so you know.
>>67438692
>BvS
>29%
>better than any of those
the DC distortion field is real.
>>67438731
FANBOY OF CAPSHIT DETECTED
wow you guys get really angry and triggered when people dislike your crappy movies huh?
>>67438612
>You shills are hired
Who do I send my invoice to?
>because of your ability to conjure of pseudo intellectual responses
Thanks I think
>You're probably one of those people who studied psychotherapy.
Eh you would generally say a person studies psychology. Psychotherapy is the application of psychology in therapy.
>A Shill's a shill, regardless of the bells and whistles he or she comes with.
And what are you exactly? You're the one desperately on the defensive here. Who's paying you?
>>67438766
No, those very same cock suckers gave the force awakens 94% and into darkness 92%. So they can't tell me shit. You're quoting them so that probably says a lot about you. I bet you believe everything your government tells you.
>>67438779
I'm sure there's a maRey Sue or a Marvelgay thread for you to GO play in Disney shill.
>>67438832
No one's paying me. It's simply good. Not great, but better than TFA and Avengers. And you're applying your powers of psychology in an attempt to give me therapy.
You're not only a shill but a fabulists as well.
Trying to confuse us with your bullshit.
>>67438862
Im not any shill. Disney fucking sucks too. Bunch of kike pieces of garbage just like Marvel
>>67438947
I believe you, no, I really do.
>>67438862
>Disney shill.
Yeah you tell all those corporate shills who liked things made by the second-largest media conglomerate in the world. You're not like them. You're a free thinker. You defend the little guys. Unlike all those Disney shills you shill for the 3rd largest media conglomerate in the world.
>>67435187
Tell me, do you think you are being funny?
You are not.
>>67438944
be honest here. What medications have you stopped taking recently? Does mom know you're not taking your risperdal?
Also, what is your native language, and why isn't it English?
>>67438731
I wasn't serious ... Just being a dick because, well, its /tv/
>>67439013
warner Brothers was DC from the old times, Disney bought Star wars turning it shittier and now Shit wars is made by a board of ride and toy makers.
>>67433342
tomatos faggots are clearly marvel fans
who gives 77% to thor lmao
>>67439176
It is English. Always has been. It's hard to bridge the gap between what I want to say and what I end up saying. It's far easier to wear a mask and pretend to be like everyone else in life, but when I want to say something and how I eventually say it, is not as easy.
Just so you know none of what I says means I'm wrong and you're right.
>>67439209
Sorry I over rreacted.
>>67439226
TFA may be cliche, generic, rehashed normiecore appealing movie, but it's miles ahead of BvS.
>>67439283
I already paid to see it anyway kek
>>67439349
No it's not. TFA isn't even nearly as Good As BVS. You were never a fan anyway, so it doesn't really matter all that much what you think. You're a casual viewer who had some free time. Thanks for buying the ticket though, it'll go towards making this the biggest capekino ever.
>>67439358
You're doing some good things then, bruv.
When will capeshit end? Don't any of you people get sick of these damn movies?
>>67439547
Do you ever get tired of being a sjw feminist dyke whore?
>>67439738
i dont get tired of fucking them, no
>>67439775
well being a fag's gonna get you killed, eventually.
So repent before it's too late, degenerate gay person!
>>67439485
I'm this guy >>67439358
I was actually really bored by TFA, I liked the Stormtrooper/Traitor quick fight and a few other bits, but I wouldn't watch it again. BvS ... I mean it was exactly what I thought it would be. A set up for justice league probably done in an shoehorn-esque way, a quick scrap between supes and bats before the teamed up against whatever lex had planned, and I was more or less right. I don't think it deserves the hate its getting, although the marketing made it sound a lot tighter than it was, but shit, that's marketings job. Compared to other comic book movies, I enjoyed winter soldier more, but imo it's better than the first cap movie, gotg, asm 1 and 2, Thor 1 and 2, iron man 2 and 3, Avengers AoU and the hulk films. Its totally different than MoS, but I enjoyed that too. I think expectations being too high and thinking that familiar tropes wouldn't be used is the main source of all the hate.
>>67439867
>having sex with women
>being a man
>gay
whatever delusion makes you sleep at night closet homo shlorormo
>>67439947
BVS wasn't nearly as good as I wanted it to be, but I kind of felt satisfied with the finished product. As I said, it wasn't nearly as good as I wanted it to be, but I liked it for what it was.
The only real beef I had with it was Luther. I didn't hate it, but it took me out of the movie, like, really out of it. I didn't like Jessie's rendition. Maybe because Lex has always been this hard boiled rat bastard and Jessie's flowery light mad hatter take took me aback.
Liked Doomsday, liked the destruction and death and loved BATMAN. AFFLECK'S BATMAN IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST ONE.
>>67439949
Sorry I thought you were a female wanting to have sex with a female. If girl's a dyke the only sex you'll be having is if you rape her.
>>67440191
Yeah, like Zuckerburg watched the dark knights joker scenes a little too much and decided to emulate him. 100% agree on Batman though, im looking forward to his standalone film.
>>67440191
I already had consensual sex with a dyke. You think they stay gay forever?
>>67440337
I came in a lesbians hair when I was 15. She wasn't a lesbian at the time, though. Things change.
>>67438377
OH yeah anon, it does
>>67440291
Cavil was as awesome as he was in the last film. He played a social autist last movie and he was more or less of one in this one. He has this stare though, this apologies all around type stare.
AFFLECK BATMAN WAS AWESOME! KINDA WISH THE MOVIE WAS JUST ABOUT HIM AND ALFRED AND MAYBE LUTHOR AND WONDERWOMAN.....ALL THAT OTHER STUFF FELT LIKE IT COULD HAVE WAITED FOR PART TWO.
Sorry for shouting but I liked it, just not all of it. It's still better than TFA though.
>>67440337
i'm 40 and i've never had sex. I have a shade of autism so it's kinda hard to get into relationships.
>>67438766
BvS doesn't have a 29/10 score. it's a 5/10
You know how the tomato score works, right?
>>67437033
Holy shit the autism
>>67432351
Not really.I literally cant get a pair of fucking tickets until next Wednesday. All sold out. Argentina here.
I never had the same issue with any other movie.
>>67437709
Everyone calls it capeshit. Even capefags call it capeshit.
>>67440507
Im 30 but I didnt lose my V card til I was 22. Awkward teen years/low self esteem yada yada, its all good now though. Sex is overrated imo, it was made out to be this massive part of life and growing up and for me it was more like 'was that it'? Didnt really change anything about me aside from the knowledge that I wasn't as unattractive as I was made to believe.
Cavill was cool, you could tell he was carrying this weight with him through the film, and Batmans fight scenes with everyone were BRUTAL. I want to see the r rated release because apparently its a half hour longer but there's more violence and the story is fleshed out more
>>67437709
Shut the fuck up you fucking autist. The people who have to stick up for their shitty capeshit cash in kike nonsense are the ones who are the manchildren. Grow the fuck up faggot
Bravo nolan
>>67440795
I can't wait for that. Cavill, so stoic though. So sad and stoic and carries so much on his own. He's always apologetic when he stares and moves or says anything.
Will probably lose my V card some day.
>>67441362
Meh, v card shmee card. I prefer bjs to sex anyway. Do you think Darkseid will be the main villain in justice league, or will it be Brainiac or someone they can take on without supes, then he comes back for the next JL movie with Darkseid? I think showing the dirt moving at the end means he's already back for the next film, maybe he'll show up as Clark or something at the end of The Batman, or he'll take a self imposed exile or something til Darkseid shows up
>>67440507
>I liked the movie, also I'm a 40 year old virgin with minor autism
Target audience reached boys.
>27.7 million
That's 10 times less than the pre-sale tickets. Do the math and that's actually embarrassing. If it doesn't reach 300 million in the next few days, this will be After Earth all over again.
>>67430493
Great film, it deserves it
>>67442182
its already made 100 million.
>>67438063
>>67442182
Holy shit marvel shills are getting cringy now
>>67442302
http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/03/25/batman-v-superman-box-office-44m-overseas-in-two-days-nearing-100m-worldwide/#41cc3df61652
>>67435155
.........the sales are presales from months ago, of course the front burst will be big...and it's easter weekend. Watch the numbers in the coming weeks to get a more realistic view
Why do you people rush out and see this garbage on opening day? Why not wait till the DVD at least?
Do you people only watch it to circlejerk with autists on the internet?
>>67442887
its something to do.
>>67442887
most of the sales are presales and it's easter weekend. Normals want to do something and why not? Not everyone is a shut-in with bed covers blocking the windows
