WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO, /TV/?
IT'S BEEN DAYS BUT I'M STILL FREAKING OUT
what website did you dl from?
>britbongs
>better call saul
Bwahahaha
>>67410196
TPB
![tumblr_inline_mkwip0fALC1qz4rgp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Phpwwji.jpg "tumblr_inline_mkwip0fALC1qz4rgp[1].jpg")
Better call Saul, OP.
calm down, it's just a notice/warning. I've gotten three and still nothing has happened. If you keep doing it then things will get serious
>>67410168
Just stop doing it for a while and ignore it, nothing will happen
>>67410215
there you go fuckface. get a private tracker
>>67410168
Clear your browser history and you will be fine.
>>67410252
which one
>>67410168
That's what you get for downloading on public torrent sites.
>>67410168
I've actually gotten notice for lawsuits twice like 5 years ago. The cases were huge like thousands of people and were dismissed. Now I just use a proxy cause fuck that.
And Nothing will happen from this.
>>67410265
uTorrent
>>67410168
I got that exact copypasta email, except, no joke, my movie violation was Anal Overdose 2. I laughed and continued pirating.
Just delete the email and forget about it,
Got one last year, stopped downloading for a while, nothing happened. Now I'm back to downloading like I did before. Don't worry.
>>67410237
three?
hell I have gotten somewhere around 15 over the years. and not a thing has happened
My dad, a former explosives expert who served in Vietnam, once told me,
>Son, if ever you don't like the way your government's treating you, there are three ways you can go about it. One, you can shut the fuck up and continue with your life. Two, you can work the system and change it from within. Three? Change it from a rooftop.
Best advice that genius ever gave me.
>>67410168
>have to have license to watch tv
>arrested for watching online
>not allowed to own firearms
>not allowed to protect children/women from rapists
>police are unarmed and turn a blind eye to crimes because muh culture
>more and more people shuffled into country by the boat load
Remind me why anyone would want to live in bongville?
>>67410168
nothing they're just threatening you. the cost of litigation is astronomical in terms of time and money. the copyright holder won't sue you unless they want to make an example of someone or you have a lot of money. the odds of them doing so for the former are slim. so basically if you aint rich don't worry nigga.
>>67410394
Shit, free education and healthcare I guess
>>67410432
>education will soon consist of Muslim law and way of life and be forced upon all
>need free healthcare to deal with the daily stabbings and general poor hygiene
Just ignore it. What are they gonna do about it?
>>67410168
Turn yourself in m8. Better to get that jailtime over with.
>2016
>there are people on /tv/ who have not moved on to private trackers
>not having PTP and BTN accounts
>using public shit trackers
Is this a meme or something? I never have once gotten a copyright notice and I've had this same ISP since 2004
>ring them
>ask "what the shit"
>threaten to change providers and bad mouth them to other customers
>they buckle because muh capitalism
easy
>>67410550
invite pls ;_;
>>67410579
Brits and Aussies have to deal with shit like that
>>67410394
>arrested for watching online
In the UK nothing is done about piracy at all.
The rest is pretty much true.
>>67410318
Yeah dude totally, like my girlfriend, Jessica Alba, told me to live my life the way I want it tk and not let anyone change who I am. Awesome advice imo...
OP its a warning. They are basically telling you to not do it again.
Invest in a VPN, I got one and never got the emails again
>>67410690
>paying to pirate
kek
>>67410168
Lawyer here.
Anon, they have said nothing about taking any sort of action against you. Unless they actively press a charge against you (which they haven't and won't do) then you have literally nothing to worry about.
>tpb
>eztv
>wewtorrent
LAD
>UK
>Comcast
Pick one.
>>67410733
Sorry I don't listen to lawyers.
>>67410733
dubs don't lie. they're doing this to cover their own asses. they even say in the notice that your name has not been provided. it's a slap on the wrist, if that.
>>67410432
>free
>>67410550
I fucking wish I was autistic enough to go on the path to get on PTP, but now I'm just on IPTorrents.
It's good enough to get PS3/360 games and non-YIFY rips but it's nothing you can't find on kat.
>>67410757
>Sorry I don't listen to lawyers.
Any particular reason why?
Why the fuck is everyone saying that the OP is a Brit? We don't have Comcast over here.
>>67410836
>I'm just on IPTorrents.
Enjoy your DMCA letters and lawsuits.
>>67410835
Yeah I know taxes are far higher because it's free but why would NEETs care? In fact, they get paid to be NEETs there.
>>67410836
I remember when I first started browsing /tv/ I saw invites get handed out like nothing but didn't (and still don't) know anything about that stuff
>>67410625
>Aussies have to deal with shit like that
lol no
>>67410837
>better call Saul
>>67410902
Poetry.
>>67410866
Never once got one, is this a meme or is there really a big risk there because its not a super sekret club only the biggest autist can get into?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AMERIKEKS BTFO
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
O U T
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH LMAO
>>67410932
they're just building a case up
>thinking you need to pay to pirate
>thinking you need to join private trackers and keep bullshit seed ratios
You know the key to not getting notices? Hit and run. My client auto closes when everything finishes downloading. Don't ever be part of the seeding swarm that leave a big bullseye on their IP for several days.
I torrented hundreds of movies and the one they got me for was American Sniper. Then I moved and switched ISPs.
>>67410981
i dont bother seeding anyway because my max upload speed is slower than 56k
never got a letter
Purchase the season/episode legitimately. It's not illegal to torrent or download something you already own.
>>67410579
depends on your ISP, also depends on what you torrent. I've only ever gotten these from torrenting brand new movies and Tvshows, they don't give two fucks about anything else.
>>67410550
I don't wanna seed and get caught plus I hate the fact I have to constantly seed with my shit internet.
>>67410600
sent ;)
>>67410236
C A R L O S
A
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O
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>>67410290
> Anal Overdose 2
any good?
>>67410932
>is there really a big risk there because its not a super sekret club only the biggest autist can get into?
It's been reported on here and other torrent sites that IPTorrents members do get DMCA letters and if they mention they did in the forums, the staff deletes the thread and bans the user in order to keep people from leaving the site because they make a lot of money from donations and making people pay $20 to get their account enabled again for bad ratio.
>>67411133
its a pain in the ass, if you catch my drift
ATTENTION OP REAL FUCKING ADVICE HERE READ CAREFULLY:
DON'T FUCKING ADMIT TO SHIT.
Go to your router's settings and remove your WIFI password. While there change your MAC address if you can, or if you can't, go buy a new router that can spoof MACs. STOP USING THE COMPUTER YOU USED TO DOWNLOAD IT IMMEDIATELY.
Call the cable company (Don't go through their automatic online processing where they force you to admit guilt). Explain to them that you never downloaded anything and you're a GENTOO loving FREEMAN who's had his network hijacked or something. No matter what, don't tell them you actually downloaded it. They might ask if you still have the file, but just tell them you never downloaded it and to you scanned your computer or something and it wasn't there.
After they reset your network, you should be good to go. You might get notices or links alleging that you're being sued unless you settle for $XXX dollars. IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT, DO NOT PAY A DIME, YOU ARE NOT GUILTY AND THEY CANNOT PROVE IT WAS YOU. If you are retarded enough to pay, they will keep hitting you up for money, and they'll sue your ass anyway because you've shown guilt and stupidity.
I had the same thing happen to me over some porn. To this day I will not cum to Siris fat cow tits ever again.
>>67411214
>Mike Adriano
Yeah, no
>>67411274
better delete system 32 while you're at it
>>67411133
I enjoyed it, yes.
>>67411274
here it is guys, this is what americans have to put up with just to download a movie
im fucking laffin so hard @ these cucked retards
>>67410310
how do you people get notices at all? i've been pirating shit since 2008 or so and i've never received any kind of notice or warning.
>>67411274
They saved you from filthy mommycore cowtits and into delicous flat chests?
>>67411274
That's shit advice, burden of proof is actually on you. Good luck trying to argue in court that someone hacked your wifi
>>67411390
Copyright companies have upped their botnets for detection since suing retards for millions over infringement is completely effortless under current laws.
You only get noticed when you download popular pleb shit though. Anyone downloading patrician media will never need to worry.
I got one of these once
FOR A MOVIE I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DOWNLOAD
nothing will happen OP, just ignore it
>>67410168
>2016
>torrenting
>>67411390
Depends on what you download and how long you seeded. I'm guessing Force Awakens BDrip will be hot for about a month, IF you seed it for a long time, then the fags recording IPs won't care anymore and move on to the next new Disney release.
>>67410289
kek
>>67410168
Comcast is the worst when it comes to this shit. They've even been enforcing caps locally.
>>67411562
>2016
>being too scared to torrent
>>67410204
>XFINITY
He's amerifat
>>67410584
More like
>they buckle because they're just low level employees they don't really give a shit
>>67411501
You don't know shit faggot, when you are accused of a crime it's the prosecutor's job to show beyond reasonable doubt that you're guilty. All you need to do as a defendant is demonstrate reasonable doubt.
That's what innocent until proven guilty means.
>what is peerblock
>tfw got 5 notices cause downloaded 800+ movies last year
I haven't downloaded a single thing since, really bummed about it to be honest.
>its an amc marketer trying to convince people to watch the episodes as they air when they air rather than download with fake ISP notices
>>67410212
TOP KEK
>>67411704
pussy
>>67410168
I work at Cox Communications and part of my job is handling these and reactivating people. It feels so good lecturing people about piracy for 10 minutes before turning them back on. Especially when it's porn. Which is like half the time.
>>67410168
>>67410215
>downloading from The Pirate Bay
>ever
>a literal minefield of copyright catchers
Idiot.
*Freeze frame*
Yep, that's me...a regular Comcast subscriber. You might be wondering how I got sent to jail for pirating a TV show....
*unfreeze frame*
But you won't believe what happens next
>>67411689
And it's near impossible to prove.
1. ISPs use dynamic IP addresses, the IP traced may not be the one you have always had.
2. An IP only identifies a connection and not a person, a person cannot be charged. Prior courts have ruled that the owner of a connection can't be held responsible for what other people do on their connection.
>download terabytes on public trackers
>receive notices
>ignore notices
>repeat for years
wow, it's fucking nothing.
>Using Shittutorrent
>>67410550
I have no idea how to get an invite to a private tracker or have any idea which one is good. The last one I was invited to was Demonoid and that site got removed.
>>67412973
Demonoid is back.
>>67412973
>I have no idea how to get an invite to a private tracker or have any idea which one is good.
You need to read the /g/ private tracker general and lurk there.
They have all the info you need.
>>>/g/53660426
>>>/g/53660426
>>>/g/53660426
>>67410168
1. ignore it because nothing will happen
2. continue piracy
3. profit
>>67410236
oh my god this was actually funny
i've gotten several notices from comcast over the years and one time they purposefully slowed my internet down so I had to have a guy come out and check my modem, beforehand I had no idea what was slowing my internet but the guy told me if I download too much they'll slow that shit down, but he also told me that that is basically all that they can do about me downloading torrents
he got me a new modem, my internet went back to normal and I haven't had any problems since
>>67413236
They can do more. In rare cases they may permanently disconnect services but that is very uncommon. Only if the rights holder's decide to take legal action against the company because of your account. Then you're a liability and you get sacrificed.
>>67413466
I can only imagine them doing that if he was the one that put up the torrents
>>67413559
Even downloaders can get it. At Cox we'll do it after like the 40th or so complaint, it's a 6 month ban from internet services under their SSN and name.
>comcast
lmao just tear the letter and throw it into the trash
>Living in a country where there are so few problems, the government actually cares about what you download
Hahaha what a faggot.
The FBI is coming for you, hide under your bed
>>67410168
IGNORE, IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
GET A VPN
IGNORE THEY CANNOT DO ANYTHING!
THEY ARE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE YOU INTO A CONFESSION
I REPEAT IGNORE THIS SHIT
>>67413613
>it's a 6 month ban from internet services under their SSN and name.
Lol wow Cox is shit.
>>67413847
Quite the contrary, they just got sued and lost because they weren't doing enough to enforce the DMCA. Almost no one gets that many complaints, and sometimes Cox will simply make a new account in the person's name to avoid having to disconnect them.
They're very lenient compared to the other companies when you see it from the inside.
>>67410168
>comcast
Kek, I've got comcast OP, they've sent me like 12 of those messages years ago, they literally mean nothing.
>>67410168
the cia is onto your ass OP
You're best bet is to start fisting your asshole to loosen it up so it won't be as painful when you get raped in prison.
>>67410168
Say that you had a computer expert come over, and they told you that you had unsecure/open wifi.
You have since then put password on your home network and it shouldn't happen again.
Or...download at your own risk and accept the consequences of your own actions....you could always use encrypted proxies in the future.
Slower speeds, but no lawsuits.
>>67410168
Crime doesn't pay, dirtbag.
it's the current year and people still use torrents
>>67410168
>Not living in Canada
lol you deserve what you get, enjoy your "freedom" faggot
>>67410625
>Aussies
kek, not at all
on the downside we have shit slow internet
>>67410837
It's a meme job.
DDL websites + knowing how to reset your IP (ergo your daily cap for that website to reset) = keep on truckin easily
huge files is best, it saturates my entire 100Mbit
or
>VPN
>>67410168
Feign that you have no clue what they're talking about. As the conversation goes on, hint that your wifi is unprotected. They'll give you the benefit of the doubt and tell you someone might have downloaded shit over your network. They'll tell you how to secure it then leave you alone.
>>67415861
>100Mbit
What poor place do you live in? I just upgraded my 300Mbit to 1Gbit.
Keep downloading. It's just a scary letter.
>>67410168
pic related
>>67410168
never reply to these emails
you shoudnt have even opened it
never reply
why dont you have a vpn by now anyway?
its current year and you dont have a vpn
Call Saul, bitch
You'd better call Saul.
>>67414128
lol
>>67410550
Every time I want to join a provate tracker they're all closed except for weirdo niche trackers for weird shit I don't care about
I'd love to join a tracker but right now downloading from pirate bay and kickass beats sucking some autists dick 24/7 to join their sekret club that they take way too seriously
>>67411274
Lmao I've been getting copyright infringement notices from comcast since I was living with my parents in high school, literally all you have to do is ignore it
>>67417239
>Every time I want to join a provate tracker they're all closed
That's the point, shithead. You have to put in the effort to get accepted.
>>67417470
Put in the effort doing what, exactly?
>Commiecast
Meanwhile, over 10 years of torrenting with Cox and never got a single warning, letter or anything. Movies, tv shows, music, etc. Never heard a peep from them because Cox don't give a fuck.
>>67417744
Interviewing.
Ive had comcast for about 4 years.
I probably gave them my yahoo or gmail at one point, because I haven't gotten any lettters at all.
Unless its only on the Comcast account on Xfinity, in which I am an old fuck who does direct checks via Wells Fargo to pay off his bills instead of Comcast's website.
>>67410168
Hahaha relax OP me and my friends have been getting these for almost a decade now. All they basically say is
>p..please don't download our movies..
Also
>better call saul
>>67410669
Holy shit, Ca$h Warren posts here.
>>67410168
Unless you seed a lot, they won't sue. If you get more than 3 or 4 warnings, Comcast, MIGHT cut off your service.
That's it.
Also, use a private tracker or a VPN.
>>67410168
That's literally nothing. Not even a legal threat. Just ignore it and move on. Worst that can happen is that Comcast kicks you from their service, but there's plenty of ISP's out there.
>>67412483
Living in north east and have cox. Every time I have to call you fucks to turn my service back on you pitch some dumb ass package to me for $99.99 a month like I'm made of God damn money.
I just wanna watch "poolgirl sluts take it deep end" for free in peace.
>>67419358
That is odd since Tier 2 who handles DMCA calls doesn't have sales goals. They might mention it but fucking pushing for it. Then again the North Virginia office is terrible.
And you have no idea the joy I have in asking some lady "So did you download Big Booty Bitches Bangin Ballers 9? Cause someone there downloaded Big Booty Bitches Bangin Ballers 9"
>>67411582
>IF you seed it for a long time, then the fags recording IPs won't care anymore
look at this faggot trying to get people to seed. just finish the download and delete bro. on a non-third world connection they'll only have a few minutes to track you.
>>67419447
I'm going to start seeding files titled "I'm a piece of shit representative working in a call center with a GED.mp4"
I'd love to hear you winners repeat that to me.
>>67419595
Can't fault the guys on the phone. Starts at about $13 an hour which is pretty good for requiring not even a GED and it's an easy as fuck job. Half of them browse 4chan/furry porn on their phones will doing it.
I'm off the phones and supervising now. Little more work but better pay.
>>67419447
>So did you download Big Booty Bitches Bangin Ballers 9?
do you really have to make those calls? i would think other than maybe the biggest companies most porn companies would not/could not pursue dmca violations.
>>67419630
>i would think other than maybe the biggest companies most porn companies would not/could not pursue dmca violations.
The porn industry sends more DMCAs than every other movie and music company combined times two. HBO is second by a large margin.
>>67411390
I've never got one, except for porn and there were like 80
They do nothing, they just let you know that if they decide to sue you, they're gonna give them the info
Brazzers isn't gonna sue you nigga
>>67419678
Brazzers sends a ton of DMCAs. It's not expensive to send them out, only expensive to take fully to court.
>>67410836
>browsing tv 6 years ago
>christmas day
>some kind anon gifting ptp invites
bam, replied with my email as fast I could, was second poster and got his 2nd invite (only had 3 total). sometimes you just gotta get lucky. and im sure the motherfucker never regretted it. I currently keep a 2:1 upload ratio with a total of 2tb in downloads
Why do people pirate when they can just go to websites that have the shit they want for free?
>>67420095
Such as? Popcorn Time? Showbox?
>>67410168
>Free 1080p stream sites with better libraries than Netflix all over the internet
>Peerblock and countless other ways to avoid trouble freely available
>Still get caught
>>67419627
I work for Comcast business tier one. Starting pay is $3 over minimum wage per hour
We never get calls for DMCA for business customers
>live in 3rd world country
>literally no one gives a fuck about piracy
I have been downloading a few hundreds GBs of porn, game and movie every month for a decade now.
>>67420038
I got ipt from an online friend. I have a constant 1.5+ ratio with over 5tb dld.
Really wish I could get into ptp
>>67410215
I bet you used utorrent also
>>67410204
>comcast
>xfinity
>British
yeh no
>>67420226
DMCAs are mostly ignored for business accounts. And yeah Tier 2 handles DMCAs, Tier 1 doesn't do shit.
>>67420157
>He thinks peerblock helps
>>67410168
i've gotten several letters from comcast. nothing happened.
just stop using public torrents for recent media and you won't have to worry about it.
Crazy
>>67411582
>how long you seeded
Well no problems there.
>>67410236
This was far more clever than it had any right to be.
Disregard, move on.
>>67410168
tell them if they're not going to court they can fuck off
>>67421936
ok
>>67420967
fuck off
ISPs only send them to cover their own asses. They don't actually have an interest in pursuing the matter further, and even if they did they can't prove you were really responsible.
>>67410550
I have shit internet so there's literally no point in me using a private tracker unless I want to pay for a seedbox.
>>67422422
You don't need a seedbox for a private tracker, numbnuts.
>>67410394
>>have to have license to watch tv
Nope
>>arrested for watching online
Only kiddy porn
>>not allowed to own firearms
Wrong
>>not allowed to protect children/women from rapists
>>police are unarmed and turn a blind eye to crimes because muh culture
Wrong
>>more and more people shuffled into country by the boat load
True
>>67422443
Yeah except I can't maintain the necessary ratio that these private trackers impose
>>67420239
>live in 1st world country
>literally no one gives a fuck about piracy, completely legal aswell
Get on my level.
>>67422506
How slow is your connection? My upload isn't great but I have tons of buffer.
>>67410215
HAHAHAHA
It would have been even funnier if it was YIFFY though.
You deserve it faggot.
>>67410168
LISTEN TO ME OP. A COMPUTER FORENSICS PROFESSOR ONCE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO. IGNORE ALL OTHER ADVICE.
If you are seriously about to get hit with a fine for downloading any kind of media, just go out and buy it. Yes, it is illegal to download shit, but you have consumer rights to make backups, so claim the downloaded copies are just your backups.
Yes, you'll have to spend a lot of money, but at least you didn't pay a more expensive fine.
>>67419502
nice reading comprehension you fucking retard
>>67411274
Why not just throw away the computer from the get go?
>>67422556
>0.68Mbps upload
I live in Australia.
>>67422692
Oh dear. It's sad that I knew where you were from when I read your speed. Sorry, straya. Hope you guys get fiber someday.
Alright OP listen to me
IGNORE ALL THE OTHER ADVICE IN THIS THREAD
>>67422621
>this is how people in 4chan think it works
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you crack me up guys. The ISP has the IP and other information on OP. Even if he destroys the computer, they can steal lead the download to him.
>What about deleting the file?
Unless OP downloaded the file in a machine with solid state memory and uses software to rewrite all unused memory to 0s, they can recover it. And even then they can implicate him because they can find out he downloaded the software to delete stuff.
Worse yet, if OP is using chrome or firefox, which he probably is, even in incognito mode, you can extract all kinds of info that link OP to downloading that specific torrent and probably many others.
If OP wants an easy legal way out, he should just buy the episode and claim it's a backup
>>67410625
Never had a warning and I'm in the uk
>he doesn't have a VPN
Pathetic desu
OP, prepare your anus. Better get used to biting a pillow as a BBC penetrates you in a jail cell, no lube, no reacharound.
>>67410168
You're probably fine OP, when i was living at my parents house I got three of these exact messages for various movies. Basic rule of thumb: don't download new shit on that IP address ever again, wait a few months or download it from somewhere else because they're keeping tabs.
I doubt this will lead to anything, as other anons said they've gotten these before but to be on the safe side do like I said and download from another address or wait a few months to download something. I'm more than slightly paranoid that in the coming years they will find ways to actually take people to court over shit like this, best stay off the radar as best you can.
>>67410168
I have not read the thread, But OP, thats just a note they send out, and it is a glorified finger wag. If you get 3, you're done son. If this is your first one, is no big deal.
In the future, DONT PIRATE BRAND NEW RELEASES
Stream them
or wait week/month, and use a torrent client that won't track you, also delete your racers when it starts.
>>67410394
you forgot constant surveillance in the street.
chill out. I got one for GoT years ago. The feds never burst thru my door and i am still getting my Brazzers all day long
You must be the type of guy who doesn't jay walk because its illegal.
I always get them for stupid shit. Got one for Tosh.0, a Fall Out Boy album, and The Strain which I ended up dropping anyway
>>67422590
they will want to see receipts
and guess what receipts have on them, time and date
also seeding is giving away your backups
>>67410394
op is american
your obsession with the uk is borderline
>>67422792
>your IP
And?
Anon the suprememe court ruled your IP isnt your identity
>>67410394
OP is American you fat fucking burger Dickhead
>>67410168
I have xfinity and I've gotten like 5 of those emaila. calm down
>there are countries where you actually get in trouble for downloading
>>67410290
DID YOU SCREENSHOT THE EMAIL
ITS A SHAME TO WASTE HIGH KEKS
>>67410866
5+ year old account. Same internet provider the entire time.
Never had anything like this.
Nice memes. PTP and BTN are shit.
>>67423254
this
I bet op doesn't walk on the grass either
>>67410236
Oh Carlos!
>Comcast
you deserve it
>>67410168
Delete system 32
I literally got a notice for downloading Meme Lover - the Brazzers porn written by /tv/
>>67425598
Hello fellow 9gaggian
>>67410168
>>67410168
>>67410168
>tfw got caught downloading gravity
>tfw I paid 400€ for a fucking sandra bullock movie
god fucking dammit
haven't downloaded a torrent since then (inb4 private tracker)
>tfw downloaded the 3d version afterwards
I ain't paying that much for nothing
>>67425974
Lol Eurocucks always have to pay a fine.
>>67410839
>Everyone
>Britbongs in charge of reading
So back to your food cart Paki
