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Best horror movie since The Shining. Finally someone realizes atmosphere makes horror movies, not scares.
>>67407898
You're forgetting Trier's Antichrist
>>67407898
Best horror movie is Jack & Jill. It was soooo bad it was scary, isn't that right Jay?
Has it been released on bluray yet?
>>67407898
Both of those are fucking awful.
I literally yelled "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when the movie ended
It's a phenomenal movie. It truly weeds out the plebs from the intellectually mature.
>>67407898
>babadook
That's fucking insulting. This is like a shitty version of a modern day Shining.
>>67408324
Should I watch this? It's been on my list but I keep hearing the word edgy in pertinence to it.
>>67408462
Where was your handler?
>>67408485
Shining wasn't even scary.
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>>67407898
>Best horror movie since The Shining
pic related says hello, reddit
>>67408442
all the reasons you posted to support this opinion have swayed me and i now dislike them as well
>>67408558
Good for different reasons.
>>67408530
Tomorrow's a school day, isn't it a little late to be browsing the internet?
Horror movies that don't suck thread?
Baa baa
>>67408504
If you're really that insecure about your taste in movies, than no, you shouldn't watch it.
Black Philip
Its Reddit-tier.
So how many people had showings where people walked out? At least two people left when I went to see it, and from what I heard from a friend that was his experience as well.
>>67409726
I was the only person in the theater when I saw it.
>>67409726
One couple in my showing walked out in the last 10 minutes. Uncultured swine
>>67409875
bet that led to it being even more atmospheric, did you like it?
>>67408874
awesome movie
>>67408874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8
>>67407898
just watched the worst camrip possible on my wifes son laptop and liked it, no jump scares and . i cannot wait for a proper hd rip.
>>67408874
good spooky film.
>>67408558
>this pleb taste
I bet you enjoy the films of wes anderson too.
Yeah, but don't forget another masterpiece...
>>67412215
That movie was terrible and I was so hyped from the trailers for it
>>67412215
babadook was boring af
>>67412215
>first third of movie is generic horror film
>last 2/3rds is just depressing drama about mother and child
Best part of the movie was the beginning, the kidnapping, the atmosphere, and black Philip
That's it
Literally Ingmar Bergman Fanboy: The Movie but in this day and age that's the bets you could hope for. Especially out of a pure horror film.
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
OP if you wanted people to talk about the movie you should've said it was total shit. That's how it works around here
Torrent when?
>>67407898
Pics of dat ass make it online yet?
>>67412215
didn't like it
it follows was also shit
literally the embodiment of millennial horror
>>67416107
seriously
why is there still no torrent?
it's been months
>>67407898
How come only the kids and the audience could see the VVitch?
Honestly, I didn't really enjoy this movie. I don't think it was bad, but I just found it boring. Atmosphere was pretty good tho.
>>67407898
It was actually a piece of shit.
/tv/ has the worst fucking taste in horror. Pieces of shit like you are why drive-ins died.
>>67408874
I want more horror films with interesting unpredictable characters like this. Another reason why I liked the witch
>>67407898
I really loved the setting and the family in this.
I want more of early settlers having to battle, tooth and nail, with the elements. That was the most interesting struggle I found in the movie.
IS IT UP YET
>>67409726
same. i think 3 people walked out together. i liked it tho.
>>67418399
where the fuck is it?
>>67413255
That's a decent chunk of the movie
>when its just 2016s babadook
I've never once been more scared of any atmosphere or vibe in a movie than a run of the mill jump-scare
If anyone thought the black goat wasn't a demon, they're fucking stupid.
Anyone who thinks badadook and it followswas shit, liked this movie?
>>67407898
OP, have you watched it a second time?
>>67416220
>>67416107
What are you talking about? it's on TPB
>>67409726
People walked out twice the second time I watched it, and it was empty the first and third times I went. That'sgenerally how you know a film might actually have potential at being good if normies walk out of it
>>67420170
People who say they can't find it never look. They wait for us to find it for them.
>>67413255
> the seduction scene
> the ending
> the production design
> the fucking SCORE
> the subtext in the dialogue
There were a lot of good parts in it.
>>67408462
Shhhh anon, not everyone at the theater needed to know you're autistic.
> TFW plebs sitting around me were complaining that they couldn't understand the early modern English
Jesus Christ, it isn't that hard you fuckers, didn't you read Shakespeare at school?
>>67413548
To actually have a director who is able to pull a style in the vein of Kubrick and Bergman sounds pretty awesome if you ask me
>>67413964
yeah theyre all wrong and youre right ok
>>67409726
>>67409875
>>67411057
There were 6 people in the theater, counting me and another friend
everyone yelled 'that was awful' when it was over
i think it was a great fucking movie tbqh
I hope this thread is bait, but I bet it's not
>>67420170
>>67420323
Check again, it's not.
Yeah the atmosphere was good and spooky, but I was very disappointed in the lack of anything horror/scary. What's the point of having a creepy vibe to the film if nothing actually scary happens? I wasn't satisfied with the ending either since I'd have liked to see more of the witches.
Report Jonas and mercy for assisting the enemy team.
