>Alright picture this, we go to a shaky cam helicopter shot that looks like it's shot on a flip phone
>Then we go to a close up of Rey who is making a great acting face, she really looks like she knows what she's doing
>But get this, Luke doesn't talk, Rey doesn't say a single word, they just stand there for 30 seconds starring at each other
>Then the movie just sort of ends
What do you think?
gas all jjews
Love your idea dude. Listen, I'm gonna start my sequel off with the same scene, only Rey would look pissed off and we make everything green-filtered, what do you think senpai?
>Oh hey J.J. love your idea
>Me? Just sitting here writing the episode 8 script, tell me what you think about this
>We're gonna have incredibly dumb looking Aliens in suits that look like your everyday suit
>One of the Aliens will even have a sick necklace and will look like a fat Italian mobster
>Then we'll have all the Aliens drive in this car that looks completely out of place for a Star Wars movie
How does it sound?
>>67361863
Oh, good. That means my Star Trek props and costumes arrived.
Yeah, Disney's trying to cut back expenses on this one so they're reusing stuff from my Star Trek shoots. They really want to maximize profit on this one.
Good luck, my man.
P.S. All the villains are still white males, right?
>>67361583
Didn't work the first time.
I don't mean to interject here but how is this film going to work without a Key? every film needs a key.
>So Daisy, in this scene the line is "In that Quad Jumper", pretty simple, try it out
>Alriht m8 I'll tri, "IN THAHT QUAHD JUMPAAAAAH"
>Perfect Daisy, you nailed it, now remember, even though you are running for your life don't look scared at all and don't breathe heavy like you would if you really were running for your life
>>67362119
>That was perfect, Daisy. Now let's go to my trailer, we need the rape scene rehearsed
>Alright John, huge scene here, you see Rey, the pure white girl who is desperate, she's desperate for something, she needs that BBC
>Now, when I say action, just go to her and be the big bull I know you can be
>This scene is gonna live on for all eternity, white men will never be able to compare, every girl in the theater will go cuck their boyfriend after seeing this
>Now go be the cuck the audience like you cucked me last night, I'm proud of you
>>67362098
>Not saying that episode 7's poetry is so bad but not because they didn't just make it ryhm they used the same fucking lyrics
Please stop making fun of J.J. he's just trying to do what's best for Hollywood, can't wait for his racial quota thing to get to work
>>67362380
Why is Ben Stiller peeking inside Boyega's skull?
>>67362380
>projecting this hard
Faggot please leave
>>67361305
Only part of the movie I actively disliked.
Trying to end a Star Wars movie quite difficult though, hence why the prequels copped out by just recycling the endings from the original trilogy.
>No no no, this scene is all wrong, where are the minorities? Where are the women? Where are the funny one liners? Ugh, guess I'll have to shoot it myself
>>67362954
>Boohoo someone made fun of muh Disney man
>You're p-projecring
>>67363315
>made fun
>used the word cuck 30 times
Obsessed much
