>"WB execs are shitting their pants. If [Batman V Superman] makes less than a billion, [Zack] Snyder is out and Justice League will be delayed 8 months."
>"Chris Nolan is being courted as a producer and George Miller, David Yates, Louis Letterier, and Vincenzo Natali are all being courted to take over Justice League."
>"Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites to be more of a standalone film. Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps. are all on the chopping block."
>"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
Not giving a source, fucking newfags
Source right now fucker
http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html
>>67355619
How can they manage to fuck up this much?
It's literally the easiest thig ever to write, two of the most iconic super heroess in history fighting and then teaming up.
My grandma and my seven year old daughter can both come up with better shit than Snyder and co. did
I hope bad reviews and word of mouth hits this movie so hard that DC just stops trying. It's obvious they can't make any competent decisions when it comes to their movie universe.
This would leave just Marvel, who would need to step it up and not follow any of DC/Snyders moves. The capeshit bubble is eventually gonna burst soon enough what with plans for solo films on names like Dr. Strange and Miss Marvel. Normies don't know or care about minor hero solo films. They just want infinity wars.
That's what they get for casting an autist as Lex and a stick figure as WW. It's just too bad that Ben's Batman will not get a stand alone movie.
>Snyder is out
>>67355736
Ant-man
GotG
Netflix daredevil
Deadpool
And the first iron man
You have a lot to learn kiddo
>>67355619
>"Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites to be more of a standalone film. Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps. are all on the chopping block."
Isn't part of the reason why they have done so bad compared to MCU that they're just trying to jump into JL instead of doing stand-alone movies first? This will just make it even worse.
>>67355736
You can't have a film called "Ant-Man" be the success that it was and then say that Dr Strange and Ms Marvel will have trouble based on their names.
They already have Bubblegum Cumberland's name in Strange, which is a bigger draw at this point than Paul Rudd. Marvel's films are gonna keep being financial successes, and they'll keep going with them.
![nicolas_cage_superman_lives_1050_591_81_s_c1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zwvdXiH.jpg "nicolas_cage_superman_lives_1050_591_81_s_c1[1].jpg")
>>67355619
It's really sad that DC is struggling so hard to make a cinematic universe when they thought of the idea years before Marvel
>order the universe to be rebooted
Sack Zyder
>another reboot
>another capeshit fest
jesus christ
>>67355619
>Justice League will be delayed 8 months.
So, it's going to go from going face to face with Thor 3 to going against Infinity War 1?
J U S T
U
S
T
If BvS is getting skewered this badly, just imagine how hard the Wonder Woman movie is going to tank.
I'm predicting less than 20% on RT. Probably 12%-ish.
>George Miller's Justice League
Fuck, it would be awesome
>>67355990
>again
i hope they reboot it and then reboot that reboot and them make a movie about that reboot series
Should have kept the story simple.
Batman vs. Superman
The end.
DAWN OF JUST
>>67356040
nah, to get even that amount of reviews that would mean people would actually have to go SEE wonder woman movie.
>>67356040
Eh, there's at least 10% of critics who hate MoS and BvS because they're "manly" or whatever and therefore bad. They'll automatically rate WW positive because of a sense of loyalty to women; that "if I rate it poorly they won't make
more women movies"!
Thus, even if the quality was the same as BvS, that'd swing the score up significantly.
>>67356050
Only if they allow him to supervise the script and creative decisions too, which we both know is never going to happen. It will be Miller directing someone else's script full of studio mandated lines and cameos, which means it will be a very well directed piece of shit.
A complete reboot of the universe is the only option.
>>67355619
>Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps. are all on the chopping block.
Fuck that Samoan shit for disrespecting Drax. Batista did a much better job than he ever could anyways.
>>67356056
yfw capeshit era will be adapted in a riveting award winning behind the scenes comedy-drama in 2035
>Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps. are all on the chopping block.
>>67355725
>My source in DC totally said this u guys
>>67355726
>http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html
>"moovienews"
Never heard of this site, but okay. Still.
Words or pictures are not enough to show how giggly I get about these rumors. How the fuck can DC fuck up so badly, AGAIN AND AGAIN? Is this like that conspiracy theory about WWE vs WCW? Has Marvel infiltrated DC and is killing them from the inside?
>>67356040
no, it'll be immune to criticism due to muh strong women
I hope they throw Hack Snyder under the bus,it's like DC went to Snyder and said"hey Snyder wanna makes us a turkey feast!?"
Snyder:"sure thing!" And he then proceeds to give them a big pile of shit
How many fucking reboots can the audience take for fucks sake?
I mean Spider Man has been rebooted what three times now?! I doubt anyone cares about the character anymore. An now Batman is going to be rebooted again wells hit
This would have been a lot better if they gave Batman a stand alone movie before this. That way the conflict between them would have been given more time and development, not to mention that since it's hard to fuck up a Batman movie, it would have generated a lot more hype.
>>67355619
While I want this to be true, it's probably not.
If there was a conference by executives in response to the shit response to BvS, they would be making plans for changes.
It's unrealistic for Wonder Woman to be undergoing major rewrites and for the studio to court different directors/producers literally the next morning after the call.
>>67355619
>George Miller, David Yates, Louis Letterier, and Vincenzo Natali
All of which are way better directors than Schneider.
They fucked up when they let him and David "Get Laid" Goyer headline this fucking operation.
>>67356210
>dc fags on damage control
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>67356343
Is there even any point in continuing this universe though? Both movies so far has been shit, and WW is probably gonna suck as well. Might as well reboot the whole thing.
>marvels face when
>>67356416
>t's insane."
>"It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail."
>"Yeah, sur
I like to think the yearbook quotes are actually a conversation.
>might not get the Batffleck vs Letojoker standalone movie
>>67356481
KEK
>>67355736
Shut the fuck up your retard cunt, i cant wait till dc takes over marvels spotlight, and capeshit becomes a staple in conema for the rest of human history.
>>67356073
underrated
>>67356393
While I admit I'm a bit of a Batman fanboy and I wanted to see this movie come out better than it looks like it did, this article reads like a tabloid. It names no source except just to say "a source close to X", where X is an executive or celebrity, yet somehow has intimate knowledge of the company's future plans as if they are set in stone.
I'm not defending the movie as such; I haven't seen it yet. But I'm skeptical of this article.
IS THERE A BLU-RAY TORRENT YET?
Anyone else getting tired of Marvel shills in /tv/? It's obvious that BvS is way too complicated and nuanced for their simple minds to comprehend.
>"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
I actually read this as if they were planning to reboot OUR universe
>>67356640
You keep on keeping in that hugbox.
>>67356648
Actually, with these people, who knows?
>>67355619
>universe to be rebooted
Think we might get a good director to make a Superman movie again? Or is supes dead in the water and we're gonna get a solo Batfleck or something?
>>67356495
thank fucking god
>>67356690
How do we even know if they didn't do this already...
>>67355619
>universe to be rebooted
Can we get a good Superman this time? Like a guy with actual charisma who isn't fucking balding
>>67355619
>"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
George Miller was confirmed to be a producer on JL
If this really happens, he will probably replace Snyder as the director
What was the last positively reviewed DC superhero movie?
>>67356798
TDKR
Don't worry DC Cu-I mean friends!
You still have Suicide Squad right???
>>67356798
The Dark Knight Rises in 2012
There's only been MoS and BvS since then
>IMPLYING THIS WONT MAKE MORE THAN A BILLION IN TWO WEEKS EASILY, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THIS HYPE EVEN IF ITS BAD HYPE
reminder that /tv/ is literally always wrong and this will barnstorm the box office even with the bad reviews, normies don't give a fuck about rotten tomatoes score and there is FUCK ALL else in the cinema at the moment.
trust me this will be in the top 20 highest grossing movies within a month, screencap this fucking post or i swear ...
Fucking torrent?
>>67356648
how many marijuanas have you injected today
>>67356884
Normies do care about reviews though, notice how Fantastic Four absolutely shit the bed after all the bad press
To all the fucking pieces of shit that berated many of us that didn't like the direction this movie was taking from the go: I'll be waiting for you. Come over, make a line, AND SUCK MY FUCKING DICK ONE BY ONE.
Thanks. Sincerely yours, Anon.
>>67355619
>>"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
NO NO ANYTHING BUT THAT
I'M SO TIRED OF WATCHING ORIGIN STORIES
Fuck i was excited for this movie since i genuinely like Man of Steel but these shitty reviews make me not want to waste 10€ on this, plus travel cost
>Lois Lane says stuff like, “I’m not a lady, I’m a journalist” and has stuff said to her like, “[In the men’s bathroom] You know, with balls like this, you belong in here.”
Oscar-worthy writting
if I see it twice is that a billion dollars?
>>67356990
its because its fantastic 4 and no one cares for those character
>>67357036
Fantastic Four well more well known/as well known as Deadpool, Antman, Dr Strange, GOTG and all of those did fine.
Even the original Fantastic Four movies did much better, before the capeshit boom.
FF failed because everybody knew it was trash
>those action sequences
>funny moments
>that music
So it's practically Dragon Ball Z the movie
>>67357019
it's always a great sign of character-writing when other characters are explicitly telling you what personality traits they have
>Marvel
>Whedon fucks it up
>''Dude, why don't you go sit on some tranny dick like you always dreamed of and let the Russos unfuck this?''
>DC
>Snyder fucks it up twice
>''Dude, why don't we put you in charge of FUCKING EVERYTHING?''
>>67355736
>Normies don't know or care about minor hero solo films
Yeah that's why GotG and Ant-Man were such major flops
>400 million dollaroos budget
what the fuck did they even do
>>67357185
Affleck's alimony.
>only 1 billion
ugh
foreign plebs will push it to 1 billion easy
stupid fucks need to realize that it would make more if its good and the 1 billion is on name alone
>>67356210
>>67355619
If this was made up, i feel like they'd mention some "cool" directors to replace Snyder, not some obscure guy who works in tv and a director of Now You See Me and Battle of Titans(who's probably even worse than Snyder)
>>67357286
It's real.
http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html
>>67355726
From the first moment I laid my eyes upon the Batman vs Superman trailer, I was absolutely shocked that anyone would attempt to make such a piece of shit movie. To my eyes it was like a sharknado tier movie.
Will Earth survive the rebooting of the universe?
>>67355619
I just got home from seeing BvS, and for the people that are wondering whether to go see it, don't.
It really is that fucking garbage and I feel terrible for buying the ticket.
>>67355619
Their first mistake was trying to make Superman grim/dark. Superman and Batman are DC's yin and yang because Batman beats up criminals at night under cover of darkness and Superman saves civilians during the day.
Am I the only one who felt that Batman vs Superman was a weird way to call a movie?
It would have been better if they just called it Dawn of Justice or something.
>>67355736
>less competition will fix the market
How retarded are you? What incentive does Marvel have to improve its movies if there's nobody else to make capeshit, except for the fantasy that one day people will suddenly abandon mediocre cape-quip action flicks?
>>67355725
>No specifics, just "I spole with a dude im WB"
Obvious clickbait.
>>67357369
That's the irony.
The grimdark setting actually fits Marvel more.
You can't possibly make a dark movie about a bunch of heroes, when one of the major hero's powers is mind-controlling fish.
>DC crashes
>Disney buys out DC
>capeshit will infest cinema forever
thanks snyder
>>67356254
>ghostbusters
people watch capeshit for escapism and fun, heroics etc. that's what comics are about, Marvel gets that and delivers to their audience what has been working for capeshit for ages
DC has one dark knight and that is Batman, he's a good fit for the dark and edgy theme, but there's always/usually a silver lining of heroism and a happy ending
DC movieverse has applied this retarded dark and edgy formula to every hero and film they've released recently and it is/should be apparent by now that it doesn't work
when i watch Superman i want stupid, silly and unrealistic heroics, the blaring superman theme while he flies off to save the day, not an introverted whiny cunt that deals with "real life issues"
DC's biggest fault is trying to make their capeshit "mature" and "serious", it's fucking stupid considering the source material
>>67357425
>The grimdark setting actually fits Marvel more.
that's retarded.
DC has been darker since the 70's. Pretty much everything they had done is like that.
>>67356227
>How the fuck can DC fuck up so badly, AGAIN AND AGAIN?
And yet despite that the DC TV-universe side of things is prospering critically and commercially. maybe they should let those guys take a crack at the movies... Just a thought.
hmm
It's like DC thought
>hurr durr people liked TDK
>hurr durr people hated Green Lantern
>Therefore all of our movies must be grim and hopeless with a false depth for IMDB kiddies to wank over
>>67356640
these troll memes were only funny the first few times when people actually got triggered by them
>>67357512
That's why Superman Returns was the last good Superman film. I won't say it's great but it's certainly better at grasping the Supes aesthetic than MoS.
>>67357546
>JUST FELICITY MY SHIT UP
>>67355619
I should be surprised but honestly I'm not
>>67355619
>Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites to be more of a standalone film
The movie is done filming so try baiting harder.
>>67356798
Haven't the only positively reviewed DC movies since Superman II been Batman films?
>>67357392
It's not a competition, anon
Stop being so american
>>67356769
Pucci_After.jpg
>>67357692
It's real.
>>67357317
>>67357592
the scene in Superman Returns when he saves the space shuttle and airplane is pretty fucking good
rest of the movie is ruined by a shitty script, but atleast they got the spirit of Superman right
>>67357548
They may go with Yates, but George Miller has already been on set of BvS, Suicide Squad and already announced as a producer for JL.
>>67357548
>Dawn of the Dead
>75%
How retarded are RT reviewers. I know that's technically fresh but it's a C+ on a grading scale, and Dawn of the Dead was the best zombie movie in recent memory.
in b4 Zombieland, that's a comedy
>>67357746
Reminder that he's still best Superman.And his wife is literally a milf Remy Lacroix.
>>67357742
>it's real guise this dubious website said so
>>67357801
>denial
>>67357787
That's not Dean Cain
>>67357837
>implying I give a fuck about capeshit made for the 21st century ADD "human" race
nuclear war when
>>67357787
Courtney Ford, but i have to admit i looked it up, she really does look like Remy
>>67357787
It's not bad, after seeing Cavill I get a DYEL vibe from his Superman.
>>67357894
>Courtney Ford
Holy shit, didn't know it was her.
She had a nude scene in Dexter.
What I don't understand is where all the positive hype from a week ago disappear to? I mean, last week the media couldn't stop talking about how great this move was with big words like "standing ovation from the audience", how it's one of the "best superhero films ever made", etc.
Did all those people watch a different film?
>>67358025
Those were the real paid reviews
>>67358025
Those were from early screenings, and literally every movie gets that.
Even Floptastic 4 got positive reactions.
>>67358025
it was wb viral hype. you got suckered
>>67355619
WB execs should get a fucking boot themselves, NOBODY forced them to keep Snyder as a creative director after MoS and give him THREE huge films.
Marvel finds competent directors in shitty comedies in tv and created popular actors out of nothing, while DC spends dozen millions on famous directors and faces and it's still doesn't work.
>>67356332
>it's hard to fuck up a Batman movie
Top kek.
>>67355619
Batman V Superman is the purest Snyder movie ever, not even Sucker Punch comes close. 11/10.
Absolute hilarity.
I hope it's good though because I'm going to watch it anyway.
>>67355619
I hope this movie fucks up everything for Warner's DCEU. MOS, this, and SS shows that they have no idea what they are doing.
I don't want these movies if they aren't done correctly. I don't care about Marvel vs. DC, I like both (well, what they used to be). But I don't want these movies if they aren't done properly by competent people.
>>67358025
Paid shills.
>>67358068
>>67358073
>>67358088
Except unlike F4, the whole plot was pretty much leaked (at least on /tv/) and people seemed happy with it then...
Why do all reviewers that say the movie is too serious look like cucks?
Is this a marvel thing?
>>67357911
Weird thing is he got a LOT bigger after that movie.
>>67358293
The main details were leaked.
There's absolutely retarded things, like Lex being literally /r9k/: the villain, or the fact that Lex makes the logos for Flash, Aquaman, Wonder Woman...
>>67358331
Because it's a movie about superheroes.
Only Batman works in a serious setting.
Why didn't they just convince Nolan to come back and direct these ""serious"" movies?
>>67358392
He originally only wanted to do Batman Begins and TDK.
They practically had to push him to make TDKR, and he only did it because he was in contract for a trilogy.
If they could have gotten him for MoS, they would have gone along with it.
>>67355619
>blaming snyder
he's the director, he hasn't got anything to do with the content
>>67358391
I don't get why DC doesn't do what the xmen are doing . It would be the perfect tone for them
>>67358349
>this actually happens
Snyder is a hack
>>67358450
He literally had an Oscar-winning writer for BvS.
>>67358349
K E K
E
K E K
>>67358509
blame him then
>>67358349
>actually showing the screen of the computer like you're browsing it
LMAO
It's worse than I thought
>>67358392
Based Nolan is too good for capeshit now. He only does period dramas for Oscar bait these days.
>>67358535
>Sucker Punch
>fucks it up
>MoS
>fucks it up
>BvS
>fucks it up
Ironically, if he was in Marvel, they would have kicked him out long ago, like Whedon.
>>67355619
Is not that i don't believe this is true but could you provide a source pls?
Omg they're rebooting the universe I'm going to come out of the closet so much earlier next time. Flop BvS flop you piece of shit
>>67357979
>cropping the pic
you bastard, just spoiler that shit
>>67358657
no
Might as well get Josh Trank to direct it
>>67358710
Trank is on the run from FOX's hitmen.
>>67358740
Hes holed up at Max's place
Reminder that redditors are literally praying for this movie.
>>67358779
>A SECOND FRESH REVIEW!!
>14 points above MBFGW2
>>67356884
/tv/ has been saying this shit will easily clear a billion, even when the bad reviews were coming out. If anything, if /tv/ always being wrong holds true, it will not reach that amount.
>>67358779
I've never really used reddit with the exception of the YouTube Movies list. It really seems like they're a bunch of hipster sjw neckbeards. I don't really care that much about BvS in terms of quality, I'm going to watch it regardless, just cause it's bat and supes. I hope it's a financial black hole though, not because I'm a Marvel fanboy, I just like watching the drama unfold and things being ruined. I hope Civil War fails too. At least there will be dvdrips of them sooner if they don't do well at the cinema.
>plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
as if this will help.
its the reason i stopped watching cape shit. who wants to see the same fucking origin story for the 8th time. either way i hope it flops though. die capeshit die. money should be spent making original content.
>Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps. are all on the chopping block
Anyone could have seen this coming.
>>67358580
>nolan
>oscar bait
its not a terrible movie at all, its just not good. and thats what makes it terrible.
>>67356875
Don't forget Green Lantern.
>>67357141
Underated post.
>>67359092
>he doesn't know
Okay if they were to reboot the franchise who would you give have as writers and directors to help DC?
Please keep nolan far away
>>67359089
I know, but I was really hoping Aquaman could have been made. Can't we drop Cyborg first?
>>67355726
Its what happens when a company tries to jam too many characters into a single movie. Look at spiderman 3 as another example.
Also, being written by people that only know characters from what they skimmed on wikipedia doesn't help either.
>>67358293
/tv/ being happy with a capeshit plot means they think it will bomb.
>>67357548
Lorenzo's Oil was pretty good, if you're really bored and need something to watch
Capeshitter containment board
>>>/co/
Purge this cancer from /tv/
>>67356687
>Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites to be more of a standalone film.
Could be a great Wonder Woman
>>67359099
Being not good and not enjoyable is a serious problem for any movie trying to make big box office bucks.
>>67359148
Someone who knows story structure, obviously.
>>67358349
I can't believe Lex is some young douchey looking guy.
>>67358025
Those were the actual shills
>>67359377
How fucking stupid are you
Fresh webms from /co/, goys.
>>67359399
Give me a movie where a woman that looks like she could actually beat someone up , ie, not the actress they chose, where Wonder Woman actually does spend most of the movie just beating the shit out of things, and I will buy 10 tickets. Never going to get it though.
>>67359444
Worked for Smallville.
>>67359148
I have a shortlist
Sam Raimi
James Cameron
Guillermo Del Toro
George Miller
Bryan Singer
>>67359464
not as stupid as an adult who watches superhero movies
>>67359502
He didn't look nearly as douchey. And that was basically high school super heroes so it was more acceptable.
hi, guys
i am the wonder "women"
>>67357364
Is it true that Lex twitches like a junkie the whole time?
>>67359402
>movie trying to make big box office bucks.
this is what i meant by not being terrible. it WILL make big bucks but any real dc fan will probably not like it.
>>67359505
Del Taco worked on Justice League Dark till it got shelved. Maybe it's time to dust it off?
>>67359513
you forgot your image
>>67359479
Jesus christ.
>>67359399
I'm that person you replied to: I have no issue with Wonder Woman. I want the WW movie to be awesome. In fact, I wanted BvS to be awesome.
I'm just giving shit to the person saying "BvS isn't bad! I-I-It's just to complicated for pleb mind!"
Yeah, no. I love capeshit, but capeshit ain't that complicated.
>>67355619
>Oh that looks like a fun flick
>Wait, 39%
>Thirty... Nine... Percent?
>>67359559
>them hips
would plow for days
>>67359563
>Cutting away from cool scene to show emotionless actress not emoting
>>67359513
Its a movie. This is /tv/. It belongs.
>>67359607
That's the last one.
>>67359563
Is that supposed to be cyborg?
>>67359607
MUH MAN!
>>67355619
>tfw DC will never make my dream batman movie
>John Hamm as Batman
>TAS-style gotham
>Christopher Young on music
>Man-bat as villain
>>67359570
It will. But not nearly as much as they want it to.
>>67355619
You they fucked up casting when Affleck is the one with charisma.
Will /co/cksuckers finally die?
>>67359649
>Barry
>Wally
>Any male version of Flash
>Ponytail
But why?
>>67359687
Have the Marvel movies stopped?
>>67358584
>Favreau and Whedon "step down" as soon as their movies don't get QUITE the reception they were gunning for
>Snyder actually given a second chance
Come on, WB.
>>67355619
The Warner though they were big guys a do a cinematic universe like Disney with their boring heroes.
>>67359664
>Christopher Young on music
Funny considering Danny Elfman ripped off his Hellbound riff for Batman 1989.
Sooo russian hdcamrip when?
>>67357141
>grimdark capeshit, grimdark capeshit
>suddenly OWLS
>back to grimdark capeshit
>>67359664
Hamm denied the rumors of being cast as Superman because "You have to do at least three movies and they're just going to reboot it later anyway."
>>67359664
I don't think Jon Hamm would be a bad Bruce/Batman. I just think he's too charismatic for the role, and should play a hero who smiles and goofs off more.
Many of the negative reviews praise Affleck and Gadot
BvS could make $0,000,000 but Suicide Squad movie with Batman is still releasing and Wonder Woman movie is still releasing.
I would bet money Justice League starts rolling film 2 weeks from now with Zack Snyder at the helm.
Probably won't hit a billion unless audience word-of-mouth is completely distinct from critics. But Batman brand will cross $800 million easy.
Justice League is slated to start filming April 11th.
That is 3 weeks into Batman v Superman's box office take.
There is not some WB executive hanging around the red telephone, reviewing actuals day-by-day waiting to make the call to London telling them to shut down shop.
This is a $250 million dollar production with already a year of pre- put into it.
It's going to film with the designer of all that material, Zack Snyder, as director.
This changes nothing.
The cinematic universe is here and here to stay.
>>67359000
>/tv/ has been saying this shit will easily clear a billion
*WB interns posting to /tv/ have been saying...
Just came back from watching it
In terms of plot it was quite messy and Luthor's whole "let's kill a god duded, dude ure a god lmao god im gonna godding kill you god!!!" was overplayed a lot. Also felt like they were trying to establish a whole universe in just one movie and kinda threw all the shit in the same hotpot. However it wasn't exactly horrible, just mildly annoying the way it jumped from one thing to another abruptly.
But atleast it looked nice and the last 30 minutes were extremely entertaining if you like mindless action.
Worth it just for the actual Batman vs Superman scene.
>>67359687
>posting IBO
>criticizing anyone
wewAlso, not soon enough
>Lois Lane says stuff like, “I’m not a lady, I’m a journalist” and has stuff said to her like, “[In the men’s bathroom] You know, with balls like this, you belong in here.”
>>67359917
>BvS
>deep
Cute meme.
>>67355619
>> Vincenzo Natali
This is the guy who directed the orgy scene in HBO's Westworld.
Bravo WB
>>67359479
>>67359563
>>67359607
>>67359980
I wonder what mascara Batman uses.
>>67356884
itll make money, but honestly I doubt itll be a huge success for WB due to the reviews.
Bad reviews anymore can hurt a movie like this, and considering the criticisms that are popping up, I imagine its not going to be an easy ride for audiences. I just want Snyder to fuck off and make his piece of shit Fountainhead movie
>>67359849
is that a block of cheese
>>67355619
>george miller
>practical batcar chases
Imagine what he could do with capeshit budget.
I'm ready.
what does cyborg do?
>>67359607
wow, look at that genuine emotion from that actress. i really feel the scene through her blank, dumb facial expression
>>67359917
>Implying Rotten Tomatoeman is one person
>Implying it's not just a poorly made film
DCucks are getting out of hand with this memebait
>>67356884
It's been proven that the 74% AoU got hurt its box office performance. Now picture the damage a 40% will do to BvS.
>>67359980
>literally spelling out the joke in with the "Rotten Tomatoes" insignia
>that hideous hand
>>67360127
In the movie? Nothing. They have a brief scene where they find footage of different 'superheroes' on Lex's computer. He has footage of Cyborg, Aquaman, and the Flash.
>>67360051
Worse than the reviews will be word of mouth/repeat viewings. There's enough hype/interest for it to do decent numbers, but without people loving it and seeing it four or five times/telling their less interested friends it's awesome it won't do better than alright.
Okay I think it is a forgone conclusion that Justice League will be delayed
Question: Should give Affleck $50 million dollars to take over Justice League, or $50 million dollars to fasttrack The Batman solo movie>
>>67356058
This isn't the first time wonder woman ruins it.
>>67360207
nah, in general?
>>67359980
fixed
It's not funny with the first panel.
>>67355619
It's their fucking fault. Why did WB think keeping Snyder around was a good idea? What were they thinking?
There is no "damage control", only truth-telling.
The plebeian excrement which infests RT and this board sickens and enrages me. "BvS" is a powerfully ingenious, deeply philosophical cinematic meditation. It is philosophic statement and a work of art by an unsung visionary. Each frame is a majestically composed artwork in and of itself; the story Zack philosophically weaves is a challenging, deep, cerebral, and artful experience, mythic in scope and artistically philosophic in execution. Zack's grim, meditative, sensory atmosphere engulfs the film in a dark, dire, mythic aesthetic which completes Snyder's cinematic vision. The score is sublime, the preferences are career-defining and the script (wrought in part by Afleck) is masterful. BvS is Snyder's magnum opus, a work of art appreciated only by true patrician students of cinema; those who hate it hate because they cannot comprehend Snyder's genius and because they did not receive the "fun" "turn-your-brain-off" popcorn flick they have come to expect and were actually expected to THINK for a change and analytically comprehend a PIECE OF ART.
Thank you, Snyder for making an art piece instead of catering to the plebeian masses. One day your genius shall be appreciated by those you value cinema as a mode of artistic and philosophical expression. I give BvS a 9/10, it is a true work of art-cinema.
>>67355736
yes cos monopoly always increases quality of the product, you naive turd, even if dc are total shit the rivalry to marvel is what forces them to step it up
>>67360164
I love that they think hundreds of movie reviewers who have probably never read a comic book in their life care enough about Marvel vs. DC to give a movie shit reviews just because it's DC.
Korean subtitled leak when
>>67360249
>Should give Affleck $50 million dollars to take over Justice League
I really think ISIS has enough money
>Holly plays Senator Finch (a Democrat from Kentucky, which is the least believable thing in the film), doing the only thing Senators do in superhero movies, and honestly, her dialogue in Raising Arizona was less absurd. “I grew up on a farm—I know how to wrestle a pig,” is one thing she says; “Take a bucket of warm piss and call it Granny’s Peach Tea” is, incredibly, another. (That one gets a callback.) I would describe her demeanor as she says these things as serenely bemused. Likewise Jeremy Irons as Alfred, who mostly just drinks and sighs, which I suppose makes him the audience surrogate, content in the fact that at least he doesn’t have any scenes with Lex Luthor.
Any more crying nerds?
>>67358808
top kek
>>67360304
Reviews are saying she's the best part.
>>67360311
In general? Basically a walking weapon, with various cybernetic cannons and weapons equipped around his body.
>>67360321
"I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city" - Zach Snyder
>>67360119
He already did capeshit
>>67359129
So doing one war movie means he only does Oscar bait now?
>>67360127
diversity quota
>>67360363
Jokes aside, it's gotta suck the DC can't have a single fucking decent movie during Marvel's reign.
Was TDKR before or after Iron Man?
>>67360363
keke, link?
>>67357141
idgi what did whedon fuck up on
>>67360447
The movie was super forgettable. Gabriel Macht was pretty fucking hot, though.
>>67359849
where the hell are his feet?? did he eat them i bet he ate them
>>67360566
Would have been better with the Ebony White, the sidekick
>>67360547
Age of Ultron. One movie, and he was dropped like a bad habit. Even Marvel fans hate this one.
>Rushed story
>The worst version of Ultron ever to exist.
>Kill Pietro cause 'muh Whedon character fodder drama'.
>Natasha having any interest for Bruce Banner.
>>67360635
He also fucked up on twitter multiple times.
>siding with SJWs, pissing off normies
>then pisses off SJWs
>>67360486
long before like a year or more
>>67360547
Ultron wasn't better than the first one. Therefore it was a failure.
>>67360584
When you're hungry you gotta eat, senpai.
>>67359607
why the fuck are their logos in the computer, if they don't know who they are?
