Wew lad
https://youtu.be/JoDGX0b5lzo
I fucking hate YouTubers
Guys like this ugly nu male loser, who would like nothing more than their girlfriend or wives to be fucked by a big black bull
>>67354017
Guys want their girls to be fucked by big blacks
Girls want to be fucked by big blacks
Meanwhile all of you fap to it. This is reality. Either cry more or accept it.
Jeremy Jahns ripped it to shreds
https://youtu.be/aC4rt7K8fPY
>>67354074
I don't fap to it because I'm not a nu male faggot like you, go ahead and keep shilling your cultural Marxism though
>>67353938
>>67354135
these two and all RT critics are bought out don't ya know?
https://youtu.be/LqQTS2kdtlU
>>67354135
>Two and a half hours of watching things happen
>>67354551
I'm assuming he means that things happen but nothing important
>>67353938
Wait so so Batman is just a flat Murderer now? Hooooooly shit after the shit this board dishes out for MoS for one neck break I can't WAIT for the shit the spew about this
>>67354483
>Wonder Man
>>67354791
lmao
Greenstein confirmed for tranny
>>67354483
>it feels like mini stories dropped in every part of the movie
So Sucker Punch?
>>67355072
Guess so
>>67354017
>>67354261
You can't handle the truth!
>>67354681
Well, he is literary murdering people left and right. Granted, they are bad guys foot soldiers. Still....
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>>67353938
>that cringe-filled DVD shelf (Spy? Walter Mitty?)
>pre-worn Superman shirt
>Wonder Woman DVD season on a stand?
>terrible, gelled hair
>toys for a movie that hasn't come out yet
>>67356917
>makes a lot of money talking movies and animes
>has a qt obediant wife
>gets publishing deals left and right because of his internet fame
>>67353938
C U C K M A N
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>>67353938
That guy has autism for sure.
>>67358874
So do you faggot
>>67354017
haha nu male nu male cuck nu male haha i said it!!!
>>67358874
He has tism eyes
>>67353938
This guy is a complete idiot.
One of the "im a NERRD, so I must have smart opinions!" wave.
>>67358874
I think that's pretty clear.
>all that wasted money in the pic
>>67354017
The first time he menitoned he was married, I knew for a fact that he is a fucking cuck. I watched him on schmoesknow podcast and he mentioned that he was "tired' so many times in his dumb deadpan voice and I could imagine his wife blowing out her back to all the neighbors while Chris is off at 'work'
Fucking cuck fakkit numale piece of shit
>>67353938
>"First off, Ben Affleck KILLED IT as Batman...."
Fucking dropped.
>>67360493
you sound like you're projecting your cuckold fantasies on to other people. he has a cute wife and you jerk off to anime, think that makes you the cuck here. lel.
>>67353938
Let me guess, he said something was 'badass' and ended the review by saying some things were good, but some things were bad !
>>67354177
>>>/pol/ is that way
>>67361068
>muh /pol/
Cuck
>>67354074
yes, please do as your jew masters tell you too.
please accept the sexual "reality" the porn kikes want you to have
>>67353938
>its a pretty movie!
>but a mess
ebin
DC on shambles
I never understood how Stuckmann got popular. He's just so fucking lowkey and plain, he has no humour or meme appeal, and his reviews are as surface as it gets
>>67354074
Speak for yourself, cuck
>>67361068
said the cuck
>>67354017
go back to /pol/
>>67361172
well he puts his fuckin face on every thumbnail and his voice is probably soothing
>>67360621
but really come on what the fuck
>>67353938
>what's the best capeshit movie in the past decade
>Deadpool
closed vid there.
>>67361085
>>67361131
>>67361218
>>>/r/eddit
A place you'll prefer.
>>67354017
He's hot af (no homo)
>ITT - jealous cucks screaming cuck left and right
Kek
>>67361317
Wtf is wrong with this guy sometimes I agree with him but hes so inconsistent he gave fucking Jurassic world a B fuck this nu male Reddit cuck
>>67361433
This doesn't even make sense. Just because you saw others saying that doesn't mean it works under any context, least of all this one. Newfie
>>67361617
Thank you.
>>67361691
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>67361317
he said couple years not decade
>>67353938
why post this link and this utter dolt of a man
you know what the consensus of cuckman is. You have literally chosen to make a trigger thread
>>67361994
Butthurt mods took it down. This also happened on moo and lit but I got banned for that there. Is carl the cuck one of the mods?
>>67361943
Obvious redditor. Now fuck off back there.
>>67354017
Why do you automatically assume that a guy would want this to happen to his girlfriend? Most guys don't want this.
Is cuckolding all you think about?
>>67362215
Not that guy, but stop telling people you don't know on the internet to stop visiting certain websites because it makes you feel accepted and a part of some hivemind group that doesn't really exist.
>>67353938
>it's great and pretty looking
>awesomeness
>but it's a mess, has a narrative and story problems
is this asshole retarded or what?
I don't even hate on this like some of you guys... I'm actually sick of superhero movies, they really need to stop, at least for a little bit
how the fuck is there an audience score?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
>>67354074
>Guys want their girls to be fucked by big blacks
Correction - AMERICAN Guys want their girls to be fucked by big blacks. Only Americans have white guilt and they consume ir/cuckold porn more than any other nation. Everything from Blacked to Dogfart all American. You never see Marc Dorcel,John Thompson Ben Dover etc cater their films to this shit.
>>67362447
>not that guy
You wish, polcuck.
>>>/reddit/
>>67354017
>nu male
stahp it, plz dont make this a meme
Most youtubers are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>>67363009
nu male detected
>>67357987
Was this post really necessary?
Stuckmann usually tries to be positive too
>These films spend too long trying to build a universe rather than making a good film
Sounds right
>>67363063
Eh. Not really.
>sincere conviction about anything since childhood
There are tons of people that love living directors. Spike Jonze and Inarritu are easy to love.
>Perceived failures of the man
Except that 90% of the time everyone criticizes them for being too late on movies and that they suck everyone's dick. Which is it? Are they overly critical or not enough?
>Insecure
He gets paid to watch movies and play video games and has a nice life living a geeky style with (somehow) thousands of fans. He's really really fucking far from insecure i bet
>could do a better job
No. Criticizing is different from that, and attributing harshness to it is one of the oldest fallacies ever. YOU THINK ITS SO BAD? YOU DO BETTER?
Its irrelevant. Just because you can't make a movie doesn't mean you can't see its flaws.
Its not a fulfilling life, but I think you'd be stupid to not think making a living of 10 hours a week MAX of watching movies would be fun for a while.
