Seriously though, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP BATMAN VS SUPERMAN? I MEAN WTF? WERE THEY ON DRUGS?
Image you are given 2 expertly prepared $1000 A++++ Kobe steaks. Maybe add some risotto and a garnish. Good meal!
But what did Snyder do when given the two Kobe steaks? He decided HE WANTED CHEAP MEXICAN STREET TACOS. So he went to the cheap Mexican food market! He brought some expired vegetables and some 99cent spices. He recooked the steaks and then turned them into ground beef (which he over-cooked). Added way too much oil, then he added all his cheap spices and rotten vegetables. By the time Snyder is done it isn't even Kobe beef anymore ITS POTTED FUCKING MEAT PASTE!
FUCK SNYDER! SERIOUSLY FUCK SNYDER!
FUCK YOU ZACK SNYDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
kill yourself 2bh
nobody cares
>>67351496
FUCK YOU ZACK SNYDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67351471
Wtf.. my only complaint of BvS is overuse of CGI.
Overall the acting, directing, cast, story is a 10/10 for me! I dont understand the hate.
I feel bad for DC cucks. DC's characters and stories are leagues better than what marvel has to offer, yet they can't make movies for shit because the executives are so fucking blinded by money.
One day maybe Nolan will take up the mantle again
>>67351537
>It was 10/10
Nice b8
>>67351603
Nice h8. I r8 for you to fuck off m8
>>67351496
>>67351537
>!
Leave shill
>Zach Snyder made a shitty movie
WHAT? How could this have happened?!?!? His other movies have been such high quality, I never would have guessed his newest would be bad. The guy made Sucker Punch FFS, and all of the sudden he makes a turd? I'm speechless!
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THIS THREADNo one here has watched the movie and are blindly hating it because people told them to hate it.
>>67353666
Hack Snyder has literally never made a good movie. Why would this possibly be any different?
>>67351471
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
WHEN WILL THIS SUFFERING END?
>>67351471
just saw the film, literally the best comic book movie I have ever seen, fuck, best movie of the year!
10/10! go watch it multiple times!
>>67351471
>>67351471
I love you Snyder. No homo
>>67353666
Shut up, Satan. I went to a matinee today and it was one of the worst movie going experiences I've had. It's bafflingly abysmal, and I've never felt this way about a movie except for AOTC.
>tfw parents leaving because their children were bored halfway through
I hope word of mouth really hurts this movie. It deserves it.
wahhh my man child movie done did bad
You should kill yourself for being so invested in this cultural cancer
>>67351471
dollar mexican street tacos >>> overrated steak
>>67353860
>!
Come on man.
>caring about capeshit
Got out of midnight screening in Australia about 2 hours ago.
It is just as bad as the critics say. Atrocious writing, editing. The film plods along aimlessly for so long that when the two heroes actually fight, you don't give a shit.
