no
It just keeps getting lower.
Boys! Mmmmm, Ben Affleck meets Henry Cavill. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?
Jessie. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow, that is a shitty director. You should not make a movie with this person.
If anything that's old.
we're at 20 Fresh, 34 Rotten, 37% atm.
>>67341995
When's the WB paid reviews coming in?
>>67341995
>They spent an extra year to fix this turd up
Hyped for 3 years and this is what I get
Fuck you Hack Snyder
>>67341995
Please Warner, cancel all your plans, this is embarrassing your you
>>67341995
MoS starter off at 80-75%
This film might make it sub 25
Boys! Mmmmm, WB producers meets Zack Snyder. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?
Jessie. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow, that is such a hack job. You should not make a sequel with this person.
I can't believe Costner comes back just to say being a hero equals drowning horses.
>>67342035
I laughed in the last thread but fuck it, I'll laugh again.
It would be sad if it wasn't so funny
>Pa Kent shows up again in BvS, in a nonsensical and jarring hallucination/dream/whatever in which Pa tells a story about how he once saved the Kent family farm from drowning, but in the process he flooded the next farm over. Pa heard the screams of the drowning horses in his sleep every night.
>this delusion
>>67342059
this was done like 10 minutes ago man
And it'll make a shitload of money regardless.
Hooooraaaaay.
If it's this shit, hopefully it at least hurts their future box office takes.
Post rare letos
>>67341995
This is the same site where Sharknado got a fucking 82%. Why is every Marvelcuck suddenly pretending it's the Bible now?
How does this film suck? I just watched a 40 minute spoiler review and it didn't seem bad at all aside from the bats carrying Bruce
>8 new reviews
>only rose to 37%
>>67341995
>a decent 35%
Boys! Mmmmm, WB producers meets Zack Snyder. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?
Jessie. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow, that is such a hack job. You should not make a sequel with this person.
Post yfw this makes less money than Deadpool.
>>67342087
>nose
>>67342081
>it's all good
top kek
>>67342078
stop, invincible son
>>67342081
Hey man, he might be right. It might go up just as much.
To 57%.
>>67342106
>>67342093
Don't pretend that you wouldn't be shitposting about capekino if BvS was >90% on RT
>>67342045
No, that were the supposed positive buzz and early twitter reviews
Boys! Mmmmm, Writer of Pan meets Gal Gadot. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?
Jessie. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow, that is a very impressive resume. I wouldnt make a movie with either of you
>>67341995
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.
Daily reminder that Zack Snyder was executive producer of Hol' Up We Some Finna and is the director of BOTH upcoming Justice League movies (though the second one is already in jeopardy.)
DC literally threw their entire company into the trash because their executives thought that 300 was le ebin best movie of all time. Literally. Geoff Johns would've been a better orchestrator of the DC cinematic universe.
leddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/
See the 5 stages of grief live and in color as DC fanboys and fangirls try to argue themselves out of the fact that their entire fandom just destroyed itself.
>>67342093
sharknado was intentionally bad
>>67342113
"Solid score" -Max '50%' Landis
>>67342125
I really wouldn't.
>It is, in fact, the film that finally drives home to me the reality that Zack Snyder is not particularly great at storytelling.
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-review-zack-snyders-doomsday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGaNYTN2hvQ&feature=youtu.be
>>67342106
it will beat deadpool in 3 weeks
BOOKMARK THIS!
>>67342106
and good ridance
>>67342050
>expecting any less from snyder
WEW
E
W
>>67342106
i don't know, would be very weird if makes less money than deadpool, even if the movie sucks i can see a transformers franchise here
>>67342139
Why is Max Landis so hateable?
Does he do it on purpose?
Is he leveraging it into a career somehow?
Being hated on the internet?
>>67342081
>It's all good
>>67342093
>he didn't like sharknado
>>67341995
Did anyone really expect anything different? Did people actually think this was ever going to be good?
So who's ready for Civil War?
Snyder shits the bed again, time for based Russos to save capeshit from another one of DC's follies.
>>67342078
Pa Kent was a good friend.
>>67342172
he came off as very likeable in the half in the bag interview
>This Batman kills without hesitation. Back when Batman was first introduced in Detective Comics #27 he did kill criminals, but now its different. Today's Batman has a strong opinion about killing, "But if I do that, if I allow myself to go down into that place, I'll never come back" (Batman: Under the Red Hood). I would not mind it, if the movie addressed it, but it fucking did not. He simply kills, no hesitation. The movie did not even give a reason to it.
BAT OF MURDER
>>67342156
>I don't watch the netflix shows
I don't care if you hate 'em, they're doing "adult themes" better than DC's disaster porn.
>BvS has been BTFO by fucking MoS
What the fuck happened.
Fuck that's hilariousand sad.
Fug, I can't return my ticket. May as well show up drunk.
Did anyone screenshot any dc fags hyping this shitpile?
>>67342138
>I-it was just pretending
>>67342129
>Wow, that is a dumb musical scene! I would not give a franchise to this person!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>67342035
>confirmed for not seeing The Town or Argo
>>67342177
>>67342081
HOLY KEKING.
I want fucking Angry Joe Superman fag defend this shit
I want to see him defend batman killing all these people and yet the fucking Joker is still alive
>>67342199
>he came off as very likeable in the half in the bag interview
Kind of?
But he came off as completely fucking annoying in the Best of the Worst.
>>67341995
>Snyder
Never directed a good movie in his life, 300 was decent but on rewatch Gerard Butler drops his accent throughout the movie, a decent director would catch this. Dawn of the Dead was written by James Gunn, who would later write/direct "Guardians of the Galaxy." Suckerpunch was the kind of super-awful that kills careers.
>Henry Cavill
Been nothing but a sexist asshole during the press-tour. He had one shot to be a movie star outside of this (Man from UNCLE) and that bombed.
>Ben Affleck
Marketed as A-list when he was cast, he hadn't actually been A-list since the late 1990s, the media manufactured this because "Argo" did well, which was not because of him acting in it, I fucking promise you.
Basically, none of y'all motherfuckers did the math.
why does marvel win every time?
>>67342239
i think that must be ironic shitposting at this point
>>67342106
>>67341995
I'm sorry, but did the movie already flop? Oh, that's right. The screening isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halfway. Does not having fresh on the first day of the embargo lifted count as a flop? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the screening is still on? The movie is still playing right now and they have been the best superhero franchise in the US for how many years now? They're against one of the worst hero franchises in the US who just happen to have better reviews because they're feeding off the reviews of paid Disney shills. But you know what? They still fucking suck. DC is one of the best fucking superhero franchise in the US, they had the best movies last decade and would of beaten Deadpool if the Joker didn't die. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when BvS breaks 1 billion and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, another fresh review was just given. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-BvS topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the heroes because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking producers on the industry, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>67342245
Joe is going to wiggle out of this, don't worry.
>>67342188
>mfw Civil War will be +75%
>>67342262
WAIT SNY –
>>67342239
This has to be intentional
I sincerely hope
>>67342259
Marvel is like that one gif where Luigi wins a round of Mario Party by just standing still while everyone else throws themselves off the cliff
Doesn't this thing have to make like a billion before it even breaks even?
>>67342245
He's already sucking the movie's dick on twitter.
That faggot liked MoS too, so no surprise here.
>>67342258
>sexist asshole
go back to /co/ or tumblr you shewhale
>>67342081
yeah but ant-man was gooder
I've been masturbating to these threads all night. Anyone who didn't see this coming is brain-dead.
What went wrong?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/4bimy0/batman_v_superman_is_fandangos_top_preselling/
>>67342259
Because Tony.
>>67342262
ZACK DON'T
>>67342228
See below
>>67342239
>>67342291
>>67342200
>they do this even after the MAN OF MURDER hubbub
Snyder gives zero fucks
reminder
>>67342259
Because DC is inferior.
>>67342106
YOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It has Batman in it so I'm guessing at least 800 million but probably a billion. Most people don't even look at reviews.
>>67342293
>I can't wait to see the arguments. "BvS sucks, it's only the 5th highest grossing movie of all time,
lmao
8-)
>>67342292
That's one spicy meatball
>>67341995
Why did they let Zack Snyder be in charge of the DCEU? It had so much potential.......
>>67342106
can't wait to watch the Collider plebs try to convince themselves it was good
>>67342106
If the critics are right and this movie is a pile of dog shit the word of mouth will not help this movie, deadpool was pure word of mouth so this is possible, unlikely but possible
>Living long enough to see fucking deadpool beat both batman and superman
what a time to be alive
https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/4bl7fz/what_a_supportive_subreddit/
>>67342078
This is the stupidest thing in the world. Were we already not aware that Pa Kent completely ruined his son's outlook on life, Snyder decided to drag him back from beyond the grave to spout a Schopenhauer-esque homily about the futility of morality and life in general.
Pa Kent is such a malignant force in this universe I'm straight up convinced he's a time-traveling supervillain who replaced the real Pa Kent in an effort to corrupt Superman. There is no other possible explanation for this degree of character assassination.
>>67342311
It's weird, because they went out of their way to mention that Superman is fighting on an empty island or near empty buildings in this movie, but they let Batman just be the guy from Death Wish.
>>67342282
>Marvel is like that one gif where Luigi wins a round of Mario Party by just standing still while everyone else throws themselves off the cliff
Fuck. That is a perfect analogy.
>>67342348
>>67342292
these people talking about the fucking standing ovation were retarded
it was the premiere with all the stars there so fucking of course they cheer because they would be assholes if they didnt
>>67342292
advance screening always get rave reviews.
John Carter, Green Lantern and Fantastic Four are great examples of this.
>>67342348
>being this insecure about a fucking movie you weren't even involved in making
>>67342353
Affleck Bn' Baghdadi will be in charge soon.
>People actually thought this was going to be good after the second trailer literally spoiled the whole movie and the twists
>People actually thought it was going to be the next dark knight
>People actually thought it was going to beat Civil War
>People actually thought it was capekino
top kek
>>67342348
This is damage control 200% holy kek
>>67341995
I almost want to see it more now: I can't comprehend how it can be worth than what marvel shits out.
>>67342315
This right here makes me believe Disney paid for all the negative reviews.
>>67342382
John Carter was good though
Didn't deserve to bomb
2 big problems with people seeing this movie with their kids
it's really long
it's really boring
(according to reviews)
so, its already a tough sell
>>67342348
This is really just fucking sad
>>67342389
dog is dance with monkey :3
![Batman v Superman_ Dawn of Justice - Official Final Trailer [HD] - YouTube (1080p)3.webm](https://i.imgur.com/V0iT7uY.jpg "Batman v Superman_ Dawn of Justice - Official Final Trailer [HD] - YouTube (1080p)3.webm")
>>67342333
I'm watching it just for this on the big screen..I give no fucks about superman or lex
>>67342398
WB owns RT fag
Suicide Squad is literally going to keep DC afloat
>>67342398
Batman Forever was fucking abysmal and boring.
>>67342389
Snyder usually makes really good trailers, so when that trailer with BOYS and "she with you?" hit I got a bad feeling.
>>67342348
saddest thing of the day
>>67342403
The truth.
>>67342106
I get the low rating but makes it really no money?
>>67342284
>He's already sucking the movie's dick on twitter.
No fucking way. He's dumb, but is he that dumb?
>>67342348
>>67342200
Burton Batman killed too and he was best Batman
>>67342411
ironically?
>>67342418
Nah
I believe it will be good, but not succesful enough to make up for BvS
>This movie was heading for a disaster from the start
>Everytime we got to know more about it it just looked worse
>Yet people was actually wanting to see this, even hyping it
>Now madly defending it and covering their ears for criticism
I won't lie, this is very amusing
>>67342348
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67342429
I agree
>>67342403
John Carter was good but Disney fucked up the marketing, they were afraid the audience hated movies with the word Mars in them because Mars Needs Moms floped.
>>67342410
cringe
>>67342443
We live in the Internet age where people are aware that batman mostly doesn't kill. Nolan's trilogy cemented this for normies as well.
IF MARVEL WONT KILL DC, SNYDER WILL DO IT
Keep in mind that this movie is releasing right before Spring Break for the kiddos and there are absolutely ZERO movies for kids to see other than this. Every child in America aged 10-25 will be seeing this movie over the next month.
The movie will easily cross $1b worldwide regardless of reviews.
![Batman v Superman_ Dawn of Justice - Official Final Trailer [HD] - YouTube (1080p).webm](https://i.imgur.com/gzs5FUA.jpg "Batman v Superman_ Dawn of Justice - Official Final Trailer [HD] - YouTube (1080p).webm")
>>67342445
no..I'm not a contrarian faggot. Batman suit looks good and this scene looks ok. I'll just zone out for the superman/aquaman/lex/wonderwoman/doomsday junk
>But let us set aside such geekiness for later in this review. Let us approach BvS as a movie first. With all preconceived notions of how Batman and Superman should be portrayed put aside, I can say with complete certainty that Batman v Superman is not a particularly well made film. It is, in fact, the film that finally drives home to me the reality that Zack Snyder is not particularly great at storytelling. I have spent many years defending Snyder, who I think is a first rate visual stylist (and who conjures up some excellent images in this film), but even I have to put down my sword. Zack Snyder, left to his own devices, cannot tell a story.
>>67342333
get that logic out of this thread you maggot fuck
>>67342470
this
>>67342482
One puff of frost breath into the exposed part of Batman's face and he'd fall to the ground unconscious immediately. Why is this a thing?
>>67342478
Top kekest
>>67342262
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY ZACK
>>67342443
Burton's Batman was 24-27 years ago
>>67342238
Didn't know Zack Snyder directed those
How come Superman just doesn't run away from Batman?
I think he can run fast enough.
>>67341995
"DC was a mistake." Hayao Miyazaki
>>67342481
no the fuck it wont. it'll have a few people here and there, but even the diehard fans cant justify seeing a movie spoiled in the commercials
>Batman V Superman will make you hate Batman, Superman and the Justice League
>This is a film so bad it wears you down and makes you wonder if there was ever such a thing as a hero anyway
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/batman-v-superman-review
>>67342482
>slow ass punch when he's faster than a speeding bullet
>doesn't just run circles aroudn batman and break his arms and legs disabling him
The entire premise of this fucking movie is retarded.
>>67342270
>being this mad
>You're a hack snyder
>That is a one syllable word for any film too kino for little kids.
>>67342310
Add one more from just the other day.
>>67342292
I tried to warn people not to believe the reports from early screenings. They're notoriously unreliable, to the point that even Fant4stic got a positive response from the early screening audiences. I don't want to say "test audiences" because I'm honestly suspicious at this point whether they're actually there to test the film's quality, rather than just studio-selected guaranteed fans, intended to leak positive buzz early, that's how often this happens.
>>67341995
I had a feeling this movie was going to be shit.
As long as the Batman parts are good I'll be happy.
>>67342508
because superman doesn't have his powers at this moment and just realizes it...something something kryptonite something something bad
I'm guessing
>>67342481
>ZERO movies for kids to see other than this
well there's this but everyone with a brain has already seen this masterpiece by now.
>>67342526
H
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>>67342421
Exactly.
>>67342470
No, we're just getting started
>>67342171
>would be very weird if makes less money than Deadpool
That is a very light way to put it. It would be a fucking hilarious serendipity.
A year ago anyone saying that an R rated Deadpool would be a bigger commercial success than PG 13 BvS would have been ridiculed to infinity and beyond by /tv/ and /co/.
>>67342478
>>67342051
If they do, this will be at least the second time they've cancelled plans for a DCCU. I think Green Lantern was their first attempt.
Anyone still has "the is that the best you can do" edit with dc and marvel?
>>67342481
What kid want to see boring ass superman, kids are into Marvel heroes these days, I guess batman can be the saving grace but still
>>67342537
lel
Funny, just the other day /tv/ was saying Marvel is dead cause some people on Twitter said Bat v Supes was good.
>>67342534
If Batman can block his punch he's clearly been weakened Anon. Use your brain.
>>67342554
get out, furries
>>67342574
and the smart people were pointing out that people said the same shit about fan4stic
>>67342562
Tbqh the rated r 3 hour cut of batman v superman could be a lot better than the theatrical release.
One more rotten
>>67342536
>responding to pasta
I just realized that the bombing scene in the movie will not go well after the ISIS attacks
>>67342348
This is some delicious denial.
In the R-rated cut do we get to watch the horses drown for ten minutes?
Threadly Reminder
>>67342207
Also, Winter Soldier is a thing.
>Immortals
>Man of Steel
>Man from UNCLE
>BvS
Cavill is literally JUST
>>67342607
you got me :)
Guys please tell me this isn't real, I just invested my life savings into DC stock hoping this movie would break all records
I'm fucking broke
>>67342577
no need to be a contrarian
>>67342625
doubt it
So as far as absurd plot details are concerned we have:
>pa kent's posthumous soliloquy about drowning horses
>lex luthor pissing in a jar and labeling it grandma's sweet tea
>colony of bats lifting Batman into a crucifixion pose in a dream sequence
>Batman realizing Superman's a good guy after learning their moms have the same first name
Anything more to add?
>>67342258
>Cavill
>Been nothing but a sexist asshole
Story?
>>67342625
Yeah, but he never has to work again. I'd be shit for a few years for that pleasure.
>>67342615
>>67342275
90%+
>>67341995
>Cancer patient's dying wish was to see Superman V Batman
>Zack Snyder arranges an early viewing for him
>Movie is complete garbage
YOU.
CANT.
MAKE.
THIS.
SHIT.
UP.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
FUCKING KEKEKEKEKE
>>67342646
Lex Luthor somehow gives every member of the Justice League their names and symbols
>>67342646
Lex gives all the JUSTice league members their names and symbols apparently
>>67342641
>furries and children love it
it must be good
>>67342646
>>lex luthor pissing in a jar and labeling it grandma's sweet tea
Before or after stealing 40 cakes?
>>67342666
>I should have wished for something else
>>67342526
>the instant anti-Trump agenda in the intro
Okaaaaayyyy...
>>67342443
>Burton Batman killed too
Yes
>and he was best Batman
No
>>67342646
Don't forget "wheelchair bomb" and "Kryptonian zombie Doomsday"
>>67342666
He obviously gave the film his cancer.
![1458621695676[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CsdcyqV.jpg "1458621695676[1].jpg")
>>67342671
and film critics apparently.
too bad nobody loves BvS
>>67342646
Batman hitting Superman over the head with a bathroom sink, complete with a "funny" cartoon sound effect
>>67342666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMfAEs3sQDA
it went like this
>>67342620
I watched Iron Man 3 the other day and I don't get how Stark can blow up his robot suits only to have them all again in Avengers 2.
>>67342476
Nolan's Batman killed more than Keaton.
DCucks on suicide watch
>>67342706
those are different, AI controlled suits.
Well looks like I'm going to see this tomorrow
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_brothers_grimsby/
>>67342601
Right. Because what this bloated shitfest could benefit from is more minutes.
>>67342702
As I recall this happened in his raping of "Watchmen" but no one stopped this madman.
>>67342701
I'm just fucking with you, is it really that good? will I want to masturbate to a talking rabbit?
>>67342709
How so? I'm drunk and been a bit since I've watched that trilogy.
I refuse to believe this is worse than Man of Steel
>>67342702
Return of the Kurlan naiskos?
>>67342731
>will I want to masturbate to a talking rabbit?
I haven't had such an erection in a movie theater since pic related
I'm literally crying right now. The DC cinematic universe was the only thing keeping me from committing suicide. How could they fuck this up so much?
>Bin Al'Flequi
>bombs
It's like poetry.
Maybe someone told him the movie was a nanny, so he fucked it.
LEAVE BVS ALONE
>lived long enough to see an adaptation of guardians of the galaxy, ant-man and deadpool being more successful than a movie with DC's trinity
Holy fucking shit, this is a disaster. When will DC dump warner? It's clearly not working. Marvel cinematic universe is crippled, and they still doing what warner couldn't do with the whole DC cast.
Seriously what went wrong?
Why did DC tie their wagon to hack Snyder?
Why not just get Ben to fix this shit?
>>67342701
>mfw Zootopia is movie of the year
>>67342738
Zack Snyder's 3rd attempt at making a Watchmen movie has proved to be his shittiest, yes
>>67342403
Hey i actually liked John Carter too.
>>67342620
It's like someone knows what people like.
>>67342706
$$$$$$$$
>>67342709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVIG7YvdjM
>>67342759
>DC dumping Warner
Bro, Warner owns DC. Warner selling DC to disney is more likely to happen.
>>67342738
>mfw I loved MoS...until the action murder started
>>67342731
I actually went to go watch it because I wanted to fuck thecheetah.
I actually didn't get a boner once and instead walked out of the cinema thinking about how cutethe fox and the rabbit are together
So is DC finished?
>>67342153
nice channel cuck
>>67342750
Salvation awaits
>implying Superman killing Zod wasn't justified
>>67342785
Whatever, just make it stop. It hurts.
Maybe this is the final nail on the GRIMDARK GRITTY AND REALISTIC capeshit cancer nolan created.
>>67342801
Preeeety much
>>67342801
no. Pic related
Thanks for the heads up guys, was planning to see it with my girlfriend, guess we'll rewatch Deadpool instead
>>67342389
This basically guarantees that BVS becomes /tv/'s second favorite capeshit behind TDKR. All the people preemptively calling that shit capekino will persist, because cognitive dissonance is weird like that. Just like how /tv/ is being bombarded by Star War prequel apologists, so shall rise the era of the BVS is kino maymay
>>67342824
cuck
>>67342824
Yeah, your girlfriend's son doesn't deserve this.
>>67342823
You can put a big "?" on all the movies that hasn't started the production.
Justice league may get cancelled... Again.
;_;
>>67342815
he just had to take out a small town and large city in the process to do it. Look, I get it. Him killing Zod was just, but the entire 45+ minutes of destruction porn to do it was retarded and not a superman movie
>mfw this suit was better than the movie suits
>>67342706
He blew up all the shitty prototype ones he had worked on before, then made, like 5 new ones probably as advanced as possible, because he decided to stop overcompensating.
>>67342841
>a movie has to be good to be kino
Maximum pleb.
>>67342850
>implying Bats vs Superman wont make alteast 500M
>It's Capeshit Wars thread #2324
Damn. My wife's son was quite excited for this one. What should I take him to instead?
>>67342841
and the whole "hated by the general public, biggest flop of the year" will help preserving the myth
>>67342873
ZOOTOPIA
>>67342873
he'll eat it up like most will. Just gotta turn off your brain and enjoy the ride. It's a popcorn flick to forget 30 minutes after you leave the theater
>>67342871
>it's a guy from reddit visits /tv/ post
>>67342841
We don't actually like TDKR, we mock it mercilessly. BVS does look like the worthy successor, though, since every new bit of information that comes out of these reviews is fucking hilarious.
