You're just balancing the books when all of a sudden you hear a robbery take place
>"On the ground! Stay on the ground! No one move! Nobody! Stay down!"
What do you do?
>You and your friends are dead?
Who is "your friends"? I didn't see him at all in this scene.
>>67295159
Tell them who they're stealing from.
>Good thing I keep a shotgun under my desk, for times like this.
>I wonder if these guys even have any idea who they're trying to steal from?
>>67295212
The person's name was Yorfrenz.
>You and your friend are dead!
How the fuck could he possibly know that guy and all of his friends were going to end up dead by the end of the robbery? Was he a fucking psychic? How come he didn't see the robbery coming?
>>67295256
So who is he?
>>67295221
I'd rather tell them that they have NO IDEA WHO THEY'RE STEALING FROM!!!
>moment I've literally fantasized my entire life since I started out as a wee teller
>slowly reach for my sawed off shotgun that I was using as a pencil holder up to that point
>fire off 3 warning shots
>let the guy and his friends know what is going to happen to him
>they shoot at me
>take cover
>shoot back at them, guns empty. Fuck, what was the point of warning shots, I even told them that they were dead!
>they hit me a few times, literally bleeding to death
>get a grenade in my mouth
>completely demoralized it doesn't go off, it was a ruse
>go to hospital, ER, 8 weeks physical therapy
>owe 80k because the mob has a shit insurance plan
>FDIC goes absolutely HAM on me, get 6 years in prison
Thanks Batman
This guy deserved CIA's reputation. If only the /tv/ meme factory was as strong in '08 as it was in 2012, the course of history may be drastically different today.
>>67295474
Do you think he would've made a good CIA sidekick?
>>67295474
Bankposting have it glory days
>It's a film where something is stolen from William Fichtner's character?
Kablam
>>67296336
his sight
>>67295159
>Ewan, ya friends are dead!
Which one was Ewan?
>>67298514
>Ewan
That the Joker's real name.
>>67298514
Probably the one running away from the banka
YOU'RE A BIG CLOWN
So what do you think Ewan believed in? Do you think he believed in Loyalty and honour?
>Do you have any idea who you're stealing, Fraum?
Wait, was he insane? Did he think the money was sentient?
>>67296457
You bitch, I just added that to my queue. Worth a watch?
>>67295474
But Baneposting started in 2014
If it was a rob bank, why did he care that they were getting robbed?
>>67295159
I call Dunnhier of course
>>67295305
He was one of the gangsters at the meeting with the Asian guy on the TV. The bank manager thought Joker and his men were from his gang.
>>67295459
>>67295459
>>get a grenade in my mouth
>>completely demoralized it doesn't go off, it was a ruse
In the novelization it was stated that it was a laughing gas grenade
>>67298771
Not that anon but it's definitely a well thought-out alien/sci-fi movie. The focus is more on the little guy vs. the big guy the entire movie, but it's entertaining to watch the twists and turns. It's what I'd call an actually well-donefeministmovie, in that the main character happens to befemale, but this in no way detracts from the plot, nor does the movie at any point beat you over the head with moral smugness.
>>67298785
whaaaaaat
overanalyzing that scene began before that which is where the meme started which was around 2013
>>67299097
Spank you anon, will give a watch. Sucker for most space movies
>>67299100
A few pics were spammed by one guy in late 2013 and then in early 2014 CIA, masketta etc. caught on
Before that people used to laugh at just "You're a big guy" and "For you"
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/baneposting/order/asc/
>>>67298771
memes aside it's really worth a watch. Not the greatest so don't get disapointed, but if you are a scifi-fan it's worth the watch.
spoiler alert
It pulls the same''LOL CHINA WILL SAVE US'' shit though as martian
>>67295474
i think about this too, a little too much. based fichtner deserves better.
bankposting is criminally underrated, especially becausea lot of his other movies have meme worthy variations that can be incorporated too
>>67299097
>main character is female = feminist movie
that not how it work.
it is well done feminist movie if her fight against sexism is presented rational and well. With good dialog, acting, direction and cinematography. Otherwise it just a movie with female protag
>>67299100
>>67299204
The classic that started phase 2 of baneposting
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/37759517/
>>67295232
What if they did the absolute madmen
>>67299204
>being formally known as "baneposting" =/= simply baneposting
as an art form, it predates 2014
>>67295232
Hah
>>67298729
No, he expected to be kidnapped himself. This probably means that Banks is a high profile figure in the mob.
>>67299491
As an art-form it was just known as FOR YOU before 2014
>it was trying to reach a private number
>yfw bank was trying to reach CIA for assistance
>>67299273
It may not be a "feminist movie" but it is most definitely a movie that feminist's should like, at least the ones who aren't bat shit crazy (inb4 all feminists are bat shit crazy).
>>67295159
try to get them into a pyramid scheme
