>it's a Hillary Clinton episode
Hates freedom
>>67287670
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
Is this really a Hillary shill-show in disguise?
Welp, I'll probably have to drop it. Sad, since I like Hannibal.
>>67287705
8/10 would read again
>>67287749
i'ts pretty liberal and "dude black guys lmao" propaganda... hillary was the last straw for me
>>67287670
i don't really know what you expect from this show?
why do you watch it?
if you want my opinion the reason they had her on the show was because she was a woman. it was nothing to do with her political anything, simply a woman running for president is an inspiration to these woman who make a show about women doing women things.
i mean it kind of dragged on a bit and hilary isn't much of an actor
>>67287810
it's campaign season and hillary is trying to be "cool" and relevant by paying to be on shows like SNL and Broad City... quite sad really
I cannot watch this show because my love for Abbi Jacobson is just far too strong
>>67287896
i like abby a lot too, shes the only straight white thing on the show anymore
>>67288001
She's high test too, thick Jewesses lord have mercy on my soul
>>67287896
iktf
I never do anything that I really like
>>67287795
>black guy propaganda
what are you talking about? there's nothing like that in the show.
>>67288055
Especially in the Shillary episode. I'm usually Team Ilana, but that outfit Abbi was wearing... hnngh my dick.
>>67288114
Both the main characters are really into black dudes. They are also jews so I'm not sure why anyone here cares.
>>67287749
Is the show itself at all about Hillary? No.
The last episode was a pro-Hillary shill piece though.
>>67287670
>it's a Hillary Clinton episode
Watching Broad City in the first place.
>>67288055
Meet kinda thick Jew girl online, kinda excited.
Go to her place, she's watching sex and the city pt.2...uggg
Start to get it on, she hasn't shaved her legs in at least a week.
About to fuck, "you don't need a condom"
RED FLAG
proceed to fuck, kinda loose. condom isn't helping.
She wont shut the fuck up "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!!!!!"
flips over, it smells like ass after a long day of jogging.
Cums in like 5 mins, then wants to watch sex and the city.
:( I thought that the jew chicks were supposed to be awesome in bed.
>>67287749
>Welp, I'll probably have to drop it. Sad, since I like Hannibal.
What' it like to be a beta virgin with a tiny cock?
>>67287896
I love her scratchy voice. The episode where she impersonates Illana at Co-op is fucking 10/10 physical comedy.
>>67288352
>no condom
>red flag
Enjoy your "sex"lmao this faggot doesn't bust deep nuts in raw pussy
>>67288460
i kekd
>>67288222
abbi mostly hooks up with white guys. ilana talks about wanting "pink penis"
the conspiracy isn't real, man.
As much as I hate them for this I still understand this shit is a business, and strictly in terms of money they made the right decision. Even I couldn't turn down the dead presidents.
>>67288460
Man hell no, she fucked me on the first date, I'm not trying to have childrens
>>67287670
these bitches are really ugly but I bet they are real easy so it balances out?
>>67288352
>flips over, it smells like ass after a long day of jogging.
this is the fucking worst. a stinking ass is boner poison
>>67288588
are you a fag or a fat girl?
>>67288513
That they're attracted to black dudes at all is enough for me to desperately cling to the conspiracy, thank you very much.
>>67288114
>>67287810
>>67288513
Fuck off, kike.
the shillary episode broke my heart
show is instantly 500x lamer, don't think ill be watching anymore
>>67287705
Neat.
>>67287670
>It's an Alan Alda episode
literally *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* the show
