TIL Woody Allen has consistently refused to attend the Oscars or acknowledge his Oscar wins. His publicly given reason is his standing engagement to play clarinet in a Monday night ensemble.
>>67257129
>TIL
holy shit, str8 from reddit. Kill yourself, fucking faggot.
>>67257129
Everyone knows Woody Allen plays the black skin flute OP.
TIL that Joey from Friends only had $11
>>67257163
TIL predates Reddit you absolute fucking idiot
>>67257189
Hey you should go back to this website called reddit.com
>>67257218
hey reddit
>>67257218
I'll meet you there, you seem to know a lot about it, how about showing me around?
>>67257189
Go back to red-dit, you cock eating cuntbag faggot.
>>67257282
But on the topic of Woody Allen, your opinions?
TIL David Bowie had heterochromia
>>67257163
>fuck reddit am I cool now guis?
>>67257422
I thought it was a vanity thing with tinted contacts
>>67257422
nope. David Bowie's different color eyes came out of a childhood accident. he wasn't born with heterochromia. i was but not the obvious kind,mine is central heterochromia. i have blue on the outside rim, green inside, and gold/hazel around the pupil.
>>67257461
Get mad redditor faggot, go drink bleach.
>>67257129
fuck off reddit
DAE hate le reddit?
So this speech doesn't exist apparently because he doesn't go to the Oscars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwF6fbLFw4
>>67257714
Mine is sectoral, my left eye has a black line that looks like a cross, the rest is brown
>>67257422
That's a lie. When Bowie was a teenager he stole a girl from some classmate of his and the classmate punched him in the face for it. The punch permanently dilated Bowie's pupil.
>>67258046
cool. i think this makes us mutants. no doubt we'd be burned at the stake as warlock back in the day.
What does TIL stand for?
This Is Like? That Ieel Lhen?
>>67258867
>today I learned
It's a Reddit term
>>67258926
I figured it was a reddit thing, with all the replies. But okay, if it's from another site, I don't see the point in using it. Don't we have "That Feel When" and "Your Face When?"
>>67257129
his movies will have a couple mildly funny parts, that's about it
>TIL what TIL means
thanks /tv/redditors!
>>67257163
You realize like 1/3 of the threads on /tv/ originate directly from Reddit right?
>>67257129
so is there an actual reason behind his boycott? is he too cool for the Oscars?
>>67259970
Because he knows he'll be scorned by the media for banging his daughter.
>>67260240
Do you realize the extent of the stupidity of what you're saying or is this just a pathetic bait?
>>67259875
Yeah of course, one in three of my posts happens to be calling people out on reddit
>>67260444
He avoids media attention because of it. He's only been back once since the incident and that was for the 9/11 segment
>>67257892
That was the only time he attended. He wasn't there to pick up his Oscar for Annie Hall.
>>67257129
But that isn't true though, I remember him at the Oscars relatively recently.
>>67257714
>muh shit tier eye genetics
>>67257129
This is literally copied and pasted from TIL on reddit.
>>67257892
woody is so based
>inb4 durrr pedo!
all slander. look into it
>>67257129
Up his daughterwife's asshole?
Fuck him.
