>watch Citizen Kane
>feel a discomfort in my pants
>feels like something is crawling up my penis
>examine my dick
> it's extremely flaccid(shriveled up) but hard at the same time
>when i touch it hurts like hell
>get out a icy cold beer can and rest it on my dick for awhile
>dick goes back to normal
>too scared to get an erection now
what do?
>>67252506
That's what happens when you watch the greatest movie ever made.
>>67252506
You have syphilaids
>>67252506
Idk
>>67252506
Were you peeing in the Amazon River recently? If so, you have a rare parasite that crawls up your pee stream and into your penis
I'm sorry that I have to be the one to tell you this
more like citizen kino am i right bros?
>>67252592
>the greatest movie ever made.
WELL MEME'D $IR :D
>>67252506
>it's extremely flaccid(shriveled up) but hard at the same time
?
>>67253217
it is what you read
rosebud
>>67254152
Cuckizen Kane, more like. Am I correct, fellows?
>>67254026
How is it possible?
AAAAAAAH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
>>67254354
well it happened
i looked it up too and it can actually happen
>>67254514
idk
>>67254461
haha
>>67252506
good movie good movie
btw OP i believe you have Prostatitis
>oh boy a Citizen Kane thread
>probably just people calling it overrated
>its actually a guy talking about how his dick hurt
I guess thats an improvement
