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The name's Bond... James Bond.
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The name's Line... Hair Line.
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Mel Gibson 1987 MGM suggested him for the role, but was rejected by Albert. R. Broccoli for not being British.
Clint Eastwood 1970 Felt Bond must be British
Burt Reynolds 1970 Felt Bond must be British.
Adam West 1970 Felt Bond must be British.
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The name's Bond... James Bond
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The name's poison.

Box office poison.
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>>67246960
But cavil is british
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>>67247034
This desu
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>>67247022
AMERICAN JAMES BOND WHEN HNNNNNNNNNG
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>>67246960
Cavil is British Mang.

>>67247034
This would also be a good choice but I like his other movies and don't want him distracted by being Bond.
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>The name's Bald, James Bald
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Mr Bond...
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>>67247034
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>>67247034
Fassbender is too A-list to play James Bond.

James Bond has be an actor with a middling career and not a whole lot of work offered.

Cavill is a good choice because he career doesn't exist outside capeshit but he already starred in a failed spy movie.

Find a british actor who is DECENT but really has nothing big going on and youll find James Bond candidates.
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Spic Bond when?
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Given that there's a kind of uncertain ongoing continuity over how different Bonds relate to each other, if Elba gets the role does that mean that every single Bond girl in history is retroactively BLACKED?
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>>67247212
Sorry, I just don't see Tom Hollander as James Bond.
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>>67247285
>Sean Connery
>middling career
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>>67246960
Retard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJQggH7S7wc
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>>67247333
>Sean Connery

All of his iconic work came AFTER his stint as James Bond. Before that the man hadn't worn a suit before in his life.
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>>67247331
Good one m8. Obviously I was referring to Olivia Colman.
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>>67247218
BOND?
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>>67247481
she would be a great M
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>>67247285
>Cavill is a good choice
No he isn't. He doesn't have the charisma, and he's stuck as Superman forever.
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>>67247600
Holy shit, that's a good call. Shame they'll probably stick with Ralph Fiennes for a while now...
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>>67246738
Fucking hate this guy. He was annoying as shit in The Man From UNCLE
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>>67247218
I hope Idris gets it so people can't complain about a black Bond. You just aren't going to get a better black guy than him.
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My god, The Man from Uncle was awful.

An incredibly convoluted film where every character is struggling to be more smug and smarmy than each other, peppered with some of the most atrocious editing and leaving out key parts of scenes just so they can pull off a plot twist later.

No, Man from Uncle, that's not how plot twists work. The audience needs to understand what's going on when you carefully slip key information past them. You can't just cut out the audio from scenes or remove key moments from the film so the scene makes no fucking sense, and then reintroduce them later in the film as a big reveal. That's not cinematic slight of hand, that's blindfolding the audience and then saying "tadaa!" when you pull it off of them.

Everything Arnie Hammer touches turns to shit.
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>>67247695
New Bond seems to no longer need charisma, the scripts for QoS through Spectre played up a morose, emo Bond. Pierce Brosnan was a more charismatic Bond than Craig let alone looking at Connery or Moore.
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>>67247885
Black or White, Bond is not a fucking cockney from the East End. Daniel Craig is too much like a boxer as it is; we don't need to get even more rough. At any rate, both Craig and Elba are too old.

If he were younger, Adrian Leicester would be a better black Bond.
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>>67248023
This. Bond is the establishment personified. Enough with this morose chip-on-shoulder "fuck mah superiors" characterisation nonsense.
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>>67247034
Fassy, Hiddleston or Hardy should be the next Bond.
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>>67248172
Hiddleston is the only one of the three that could be Bond.

Tom Hardy and Michael Fassbender are two of the most wanted actors in the industry, Fassbender is already committed to playing Magneto in all the awful new X-Mens every other year
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>>67246738
Bond, James Bond, oh no, no, nawooooo
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>Craig
>Bond
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>>67246738
fuck off henry
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>>67247170

When hell freezes over, fuck off.
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>>67248563
IRISH BLOOD, ENGLISH HEART
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>>67248036
>we don't need to get even more rough.

Try reading the books some time.
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ITS 2016
Why is England so Racist? Why can't anyone play an English person?

Unless you want to say only English people have some trait... like a bigot would say
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It's time we got an irish bond
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>>67247333

Yes, all these hit roles.

I think he got Oscar snubbed for his performance as RMS Titanic deck hand.
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>>67250118
Brosnan is Irish you goober
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>>67250199
another irish Bond*
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>>67250118
doctor pavel i'm MI6
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David Oyelowo.
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The name's Bond... Jane Bond.
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>>67250163
His role as 2nd welder in Time Lock was unforgettable.
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>>67248882
I don't understand. Craig's had the hottest girls.
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>>67250031

>insecure bong aware of how little culture he has left.
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>>67250318
AWWWW
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>>67248276
Apocalypse is the last X-Men movie he's contractually obligated to appear in. That's why they shoehorned Magneto in as one of the Horsemen.
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>>67250318
How did human genetics misfire THAT badly?
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David Oyewolo.
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>>67250350
There's rumors both him and McAvoy extended their contracts.
http://comicbook.com/2015/08/03/michael-fassbender-james-mcavoy-reportedly-extend-x-men-deal-pas/
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I really enjoy his brand
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>>67250318
HEEELLLLL NAAWWWWW
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>>67250364
>human
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>>67250350
Didn't know that. I hope James McAvoy escapes from that trap as well but his career isn't close to Fassbender's
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>>67250333

>c-c-culture

Shut up faggot. It's never gonna happen so stop vying for it.
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>>67250385
I don't believe it. What else can they do with these characters in period settings? Is the next movie going to be in the 90's with them fighting Sinister?

No, they're going to reboot. Especially with how well Deadpool did, they'll use that and X-Force movies to restablish key characters in present day. Like they did with Colossus.
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>>67250771
I doubt they'll let Deadpool into the main X-Men films.
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>>67250517
lolwut
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>>67247212
who df is that absolute manlet on the right
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>>67250031
>probably rather have Idris

Reddit cuck
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>>67250813
No, they won't. But through Deadpool movies you'll see snippets of the bigger, present day X-Men universe. Which will lead up to however they reboot the whole thing. Either with X-Force movies being the main focus now, or if they really just hard reset the main X-Men. Patrick Stewart is supposed to appear in the next Wolverine movie, too.
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>>67250332
>implying any Bond girl is hotter than Pam
fuck off faggot
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>>67247218
James..James DeShawn
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>>67251823
>short hair

I can't deny that you have good taste anon.
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Just been reading some comments from Craig. This guy seems to think he's the real fucking deal. Nobody would even know who the fuck he is if it wasn't for James Bond. Churned out 4 of the worst movies in the history of the franchise, while earning millions of dollars in the process, and suddenly he thinks he's a fucking artist.

What a bellend.
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>>67252052
Casino Royale is better then every other bond movie. It's not even close.
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>>67252052
he's just sick of the role. can't really blame him. he has always been a bit of a dick though, even pre-Bond. He didn't actually want to do it in the first place but Sam Mendes convinced him.
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>>67252120
Christ the state of this board.

Goldeneye is better than all of Craig's films. It's not even close.
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>>67252052
>and suddenly he thinks he's a fucking artist.

The opposite, actually. He's tired of making these shitty mainstream blockbusters so the Jews in Hollywood can get richer. He probably wants to go off and make indie arthouse films now.

Not excusing him sounding like a whiny bitch for getting paid millions to play dress up, but I can understand him being burnt out on Bond. It's probably grueling maintaining that physique at his age, too. Jackman has said the same about Wolverine.
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>>67252120
Casino Royale was great despite Daniel Craig, not because of him. Mads and the script and the director brought their A game.
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>>67252243
You realize Goldeneye and Casino Royale were made by the same director, right?
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>>67252383
What's that got to do with anything? I chose goldeneye simply because it's the last great JB film.
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>Bond: Cavill or Hiddleston
>Main villain: Tilda Swinton
>Main Henchman: Viggo Mortensen
>Felix Leiter: Idris Elba
>possible secondary villain: Forest Whitaker, Peter Capaldi, Sam Rockwell
>Bond girl 1: Synnove Macody Lund
>Bond Girl 2: Anna Chlumsky
>M: Ralph Fiennes
>Q: Peter Stormare playing a crazy scientist
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>>67247285
>>67247034 #
>Fassbender is too A-list to play James Bond

I guess that's why he's doing Assassins Creed
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>>67250061
The movies haven't been like the books for decades. The films have a separate legacy to the books.
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>>67252243
GoldenEye is 2nd in my book.
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>>67252675
With the guys who directed/wrote Macbeth. It's going to be patrician as fuck anon
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>>67252675
Fassbender took it because the script and director. It going to be good I bet you anything.
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This whole franchise is going down the drain if they don't change their ways quick.

Bond is now a British Jason Bourne, with a huge fucking chip on his shoulder, and the charisma of a stick. We've got some hipster faggot playing Q. And Moneypenny is a nigger!

The story is shit, the acting is shit, the action is shit. More interested in casting big names and having lots of product placements than making a good movie.

Basically, capeshit without a cape.
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>>67253028
it'll be the beginning of Vidyashit.

i can't wait
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>>67253194
Street Fighter came out in 1994, Mortal Kombat in 1995.
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>>67253153
"capeshit" is not a synonym for "thing you don't like"
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>>67253153

Every time one of you animals called James bond capeshit I hope you contract every single form of cancer
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>>67253251
It's synonym for shit.
>>67253271
It isn't but it might as well be.
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>>67253379
oh shut up and fuck off to r/truefilm

and take your buzzwords with you.
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>>67250118
CHAOSH ISH A LADDAH M
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>>67247034

Please no

I don't want him distracted from making actual good films.
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>>67253417
Kek
If you disagree with me then let's hear your arguments. Don't act like a girl who's just got her first period. Is Craig your boyfriend or something?
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>>67253514
see>>67253251
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As much as I would like to see Cavill playing Bond, it's highly unlikely to happen since he's going to be busy riding the Bat D for the next few years. Too high risk of schedules clashing.
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The names Bond...James Bond.
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>>67253984
oh my god
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>>67253897
See>>67253379
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Bond will be Arab for sure
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>>67253986
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>>67254014
I know, anon. I know.
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With casting now not actually about acting anymore but a demogtaphic check box, I'm surprised they didn't try to cast Jack Chan as M.
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>>67254158
*That's Jacky Chan of course, stupid auto correct.
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remind me why bond is still a white male? ugh...
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>>67254142
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>>67254103
Its not his fault the MI movies have been better than any bond movie released in the past 10 years.
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>>67253986
It's getting hot in here...
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>>67247285
people disliked a man from uncle? what? why?
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>>67253984
>busy riding the Bat D

I like the way you think
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>>67253153
>Skyfall
>Casino Royale
>bad
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>>67253379
>this is what contrarians actually believe
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>>67254289
This. MI might be normie as shit, but at least it's mildly entertaining. There's plenty of action and lots of great stunts. In the end they're still just watch once affair, but I was never bored watching them.

James Bond on the otherhand is not only pretentious, but boring as fuck. No action, no humour. Especially this last film, a 2 and a half hour movie, and the first 2 minutes are literally the most exiting shit you will see. Fucking unreal.
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>>67252194
He did want to do it, he said he was buying dishwasher tablets or something in a super market, got the call and dropped the tablets and went and bought a bottle of vodka.
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>>67254371
they didn't, it was a decent spy movie.

but to the teenagers here, everything is either Citizen Kane or Jack and Jill.
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>>67253984
>mfw not gay or attracted sexually to men but think Cavill is one marvel of a man to behold

I-I'm not gay, right? I don't get turned on by men.
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>>67254677
It's not gay if it's Cavill.
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>>67254555
They're both crap.

20th century Bond, on the other hand, especially 60s Bond, I could keep watching forever, and will.
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>>67254442
https://youtu.be/H9fyOFefirQ
>this writing
>this acting

The fucking poker scene in maverick was done better. At least it had humour and I didn't cringe once.
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>>67254677
You'd have to be castrated to not be into this.

Besides, all men have a little estrogen in them.
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>>67254555
The modern Bond films have no house style, no authoritative direction like when Albert Broccoli ran things. Instead of being "Bond movies" they're just generic spy-thrillers. Every entry since Cubby died has been garbage
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>>67254422
I cream my pants a little whenever Cavill says something about how big Ben is.
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>>67254862
>there are people that deny Casino Royale, Skyfall, and GoldenEye are the best films in the entire franchise

plebs.
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>>67254776
There are degrees of crap. James Bond is on another level.
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>Bond
>white
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>>67254982
do you think Ben ever feels inferior to Cavill?
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>>67247218
The name's We. We Wuz Kangs n shit mane.
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>>67255021
Cubby was a consulting producer on GoldenEye you moron

The other two are garbage
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>>67255021
>casino royale, skyfall
>in the same league as goldeneye

Maybe you'll gain a couple more IQ points once you reach 20.
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>>67255089
>Casino Royale
>shit
kek, ok buddy.
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>>67255061
He often talks about what a nightmare it was to get into shape and match Cavill, so I guess he might be a bit insecure. Cavill digs him anyway.

Also, I fucking lold at your pic.
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>>67255021
Skyfall
>I'm getting too old for this shit
>Horrible CGI Komodo dragons
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Santa Claus shows up at Skyfall manor to help James Bond play Home Alone
>You find out his real name is James Bond
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>>67255174
Kek
I think this post might be sarcastic. But with this board I can't be sure anymore.
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>>67255112
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>>67247034
I wanna suck his big uncut cock.
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>>67255276
Kek he did it again! The absolute mad man!
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>>67251823
What was she trying to convey with that hand gesture?
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>>67255328
I'll be here all week.
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>>67255021

Goldeneye has aged like shit.
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Anyone actually read the novels?

Seems like it could be a fun little read.
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>>67255276
>>67255438
To be fair. Goldeneye is pretty mediocre as far as bond movies go.

What >>67255465 said. Feels like a generic 90s action movie with no soul, like modern bond.
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>>67247170
HEY JIMBO
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>>67253986
Whew, is anyone else feeling this heat?
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>>67255189
DC's men are off the charts.
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I wouldnt mind seeing the next iteration of bond to take place in the 60's desu
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>>67255559
ah there it is, I was waiting patiently for this.
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>>67255466
I find Fleming's prose insufferable, too much detail when it comes to inconsequential things like describing a pack of cigarettes and then being ridiculously vague with important parts like Bond fighting for his life, to the point where you have to re-read it to understand what the fuck is going on. His skills improved later on but still

The movies are far better
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>>67255559
Seriously someone needs to do something about how hot it is in here haha!
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>>67255465
Still better than all that came after it.
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>>67255670
This damn heat is making my face all puffy...
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>>67255634
I actually tend to like that. It's partly why I read LOTR's.

Those books are like 500+ pages of Tolkien describing people walking.
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>>67255702
Guys I'm not feeling so good here.
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>>67255732
This heat is unbearable! It's even messing my hair up!
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>>67255771
GUYS?!
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>>67255686
agreed, GoldenEye is only a solid 7/10 but leagues ahead of any films made after it. Pic Related is the last truly great 007 movie

And it has aged like a fine wine
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>>67246898
Too much testosterone.
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>>67255858
Dalton is the patrician's choice for Bond.
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>>67254619
>implying Citizen Kane is the pinnacle of film
>implying Citizen Kane is actually good
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>>67255670
>>67255702
>>67255732
>>67255771
>>67255808
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>>67255584
Yeah, can't wait to see more of Ben.
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>>67256261
>He will NEVER hold you tightly in his big strong arms
Why carry on breathing oxygen in and out?
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>>67256315
>he will never throw you around a bit and then come in your ass

I just keep on dreamin'
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>>67247885
Kill yourself you pathetic cuck. You're a disgrace to the planet either as a race traitor or a nigger.
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The names Darkholme... Van Darkholme.
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Daily reminder that Austin Powers ruined the James Bond franchise
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>>67256422
>You will NEVER be the meat in a Cavill-Affleck sandwich
I might as well just drown myself in the sink right now.
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>>67256422
>>67256315
>>67256261
Are dudes or women because I got a LONDON I've been wanting to test out
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>>67255424
Shaken, not stirred.
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>>67256487
elaborate
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>>67255896
For you
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>>67256498
Guy
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>>67247170
Bourne Identity, dummy.
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>>67256452
fuck you
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>>67256490
To me it would be enough to watch them fuck tbqh.
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>>67256589
Which they must do constantly, lovingly, and passionately.
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>>67256589
Let them fight
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>>67256446
>posting on 4chan
>calling other people a disgrace on the planet
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>>67256509

James Bond use to have at least some sense of humor and acknowledgement that it was a bit goofy and unrealistic to have a super-hero type spyagent running around blowing things up.

the roger moore, and pierce brosnan movies have plenty of scenes that break up the action with silly scenes which is part of the charm of the series.

but when austin powers movies came out, the bond movies completely changed that direction out of ear of being mocked, so what was left is a super serious bond who is obnoxiously emo and refuses to add humor to his actions.
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>>67252194
>He didn't actually want to do it in the first place but Sam Mendes convinced him

that's the opposite of what happened. sam thought he'd be a terrible bond until he saw casino royale
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>>67256612
I bet they don't even use protection.
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>>67246738
Thats a nice suit.
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Which one /tv/?
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>>67256701
Yeah cause they wouldn't be able to cum deep inside each other then.
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>>67256721

4u
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>>67246898

I love the meme of hair lines.

Look at Connery. It's the exact same. Where did this shit come from? Older men have aging hairlines.
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>>67254193
>Jacky Chan
Well done on spelling it wrong twice, dumbass.
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>>67256757
What kinda superman has a receeding hairline. Fucking pathetic.
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>>67251496
To answer your ignorance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzrVVzuh1U
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>>67256798
It's the auto correct! Honest!
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>>67255189
>>67255584

n-no... no homolust today... today I'll be s-straight

;_;
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>>67256763
What do you think, who tops more often? I'm guessing Batfleck.
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>>67256757
They look so average here.
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>>67255584
>tfw he had a WWE match and his muscles looked like shit compared to those juicing maniacs
It's not the same without the convenient lighting and mountains of contour.
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>>67247286
Bong, Janes Bong, mang.
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>>67256918
Probably, Henry loves going on about how big of a guy Ben is.
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>>67255024
NeoBond and MI are crap.
60s Bond is delightful. Yes, even Diamonds Are Forever, even though it's from '71.
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Bond is old and busted.

Bring back the xXx franchise.
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>>67257181

fuck you. why not use the Vin Diesel pic? jfc dude
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>>67257144
Is like talking to a tree.
I'll leave you to it. Carry on.
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>>67255466
They're quite interesting to read. You have to get the cold war mindset, and they aren't for adhd millennials by a longshot.
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Why are people okay with Leiter being portrayed by a non-white actor but not okay with it happening to bond?
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Every single bond movie pre-90s needs more music because when fight scenes are going on with no music it's awkward as fuck.

Also a lot of the classic bonds have shitty acting aside from Bond Himself.
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>>67252022
is from inglorious bastards?
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>>67257040
for you
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>>67257438
Why are they so good?
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>>67257545
There's just no way they aren't lovers.
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>>67257438
Affleck seems much happier than before.
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>>67257571
>>67257545

They had to do it at least once.
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>>67246738
Everybody seems to be ignoring that Solo was a character created by Ian Fleming.

Shame that the marketing was so poor, people had no idea what UNCLE was, they could have mentioned the Fleming relation somehow. Now we won't get a sequel.
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>>67257715
w-what?
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>>67257762
>The character was created by Ian Fleming as a small screen version of James Bond. Solo possesses a charm, sophistication, efficiency, and weakness for beautiful women comparable to Bond's. But Solo is considerably less intense and also less brutal than the British Secret Service agent, and he possesses a laid-back ease that recalls the young Cary Grant. The show's original concept had Solo as a Canadian; but he is consistently American in the show.[1]
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Do you guys think Zack feels inferior in terms of height?
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>>67257700
It'd be wrong if they didn't.
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>>67257811
>>67257762
>Ian Fleming contributed to the concepts after being approached by the show's co-creator, Norman Felton.[3] The book The James Bond Films says Fleming proposed two characters, Napoleon Solo and April Dancer (The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.). The original name was Ian Fleming's Solo.[4]

> the show was originally Ian Fleming's Solo and later just Solo. However, in February 1964 a law firm representing James Bond movie producers Harry Saltzman and Albert R. Broccoli demanded an end to the use of Fleming’s name in connection with the series and an end to use of the name and character "Solo", "Napoleon Solo" and "Mr. Solo". At that time filming was under way for the Bond movie Goldfinger, in which Martin Benson was playing a supporting character named "Mr. Solo". The claim was the name "Solo" had been sold to them by Fleming, and Fleming could not again use it. Within five days Fleming had signed an affidavit that nothing in the Solo pilot infringed any of his Bond characters, but the threat of legal action resulted in a settlement in which the name Napoleon Solo could be kept but the title of the show had to change.
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>>67257811
oh wow. Based Fleming.
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>>67257812
did al flecki shave that is not a very allah (pbuh) thing to do
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>>67257231
Just typing xxx brings up porn.

XXX holds a ton of potential as a powerhouse franchise. It has elements of James Bond (cars/gadgets/women) with an Escape From New York premise. Each movie they can bring in a new actor to enact a suicide mission.

With Samjack playing Nick Fury his role can be taken over by Diesel in a reboot.
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>>67257812
It's impossible not to feel inferior in that kind of company.
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>The Jude Law curse
Being British is hell
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>>67258141
only one man can stand with those two Big Guys.
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>>67257813
Like, a crime.
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>>67247170
There's no Her Majesty to Secret Serve in America, m8
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>>67258081
Vin Diesel was confirmed dead in the second movie, anon.
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>>67257700
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>>67247022
>>67247034
hivemind
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>>67256567
no fuck you leatherhead
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>>67247034
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The only logical choice
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>>67257235
Why would a tree listen to you?
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>>67255221
>still mad that the gay theory about that not actually being his name was stupid and gay
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>all these plebs saying goldeneye
>not realizing dr. no was the greatest bond film of all time
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>>67247286
After Asian Bond if the brits have any sway in casting (flemming family).
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>>67261871
please
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>>67262198

not even top 10 brah, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is GOAT
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>>67257811
So bad marketing failed this film?

They could have said from the mind of Ian Flemming comes ...
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>>67257811
Cary Grant would have made a fantastic Bond. Also yes he was British.
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James Bald
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>>67262814
>lazenbabbys actually believe this
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>>67262066

Why exactly is it stupid that a spy position involves a code name?

What's more stupid is 1 guy named James Bond being some sort of time lord that is around in every decade for 60 years, or just some retarded "every movie is a reboot" system to explain his lack of appreciable aging.
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The Names Bottom... Long Bottom
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>>67262198
The first three Bond films - Dr. No, From Russia With Love and Goldfinger - are three of the best Bond films ever.
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>>67262966
My nigga
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>>67262857
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>>67262198
Dr. No is excellent, as well as underrated by many fans. However TLD is the best
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>>67256796
Well, that's a toupee
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>>67253986
*DUN DUNN!*

DUNNN

*DUH-NUN NUN!*


*GUITAR STRINGS LICK*
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>>67259088

You do know xXx 3: Return of Xander Cage is being made currently, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXx:_The_Return_of_Xander_Cage
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>>67247286
Yo soy del Bondo, Juan Jesus Carlos Pablo del Bondo
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>>67255584
I would agree with this if Amell wasn't such a shit actor.

People that suck at things are unattractive to me, unless they are cute about it. When Amell tries to convey emotion, it's not cute, it's just weird.

Fuck I think I'm gay.
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>>67256757
>BALD WITH ME
>LITERALLY
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