About to see this because my wants were overruled by the majority. What can I expect? 99% on Rotten Tomatoes but I know reviewers piss themselves over any Disney movie.
>Allowing other people to force you to see a shitty flick
>Not being the alpha leader of your own friend group
>>67213861
Saw it today. I wouldn't really call it a kids film even though it's made to look like one.
Loads of political and social themes. Race, culture, prejudice etc
Thought it was pretty good
Inb4
>I want to fug that bunny
>>67213861
is it really good?i dont want to look like a weirdo going alone so i may find a 12 yo girl from craigslist if its worth it
I wanna fug the bunneh
I want tofuck the fox
Honestly I can't think of anything in the movie I wouldn't fug
Can't think of a single good joke apart from sloth scene, animation is meh, plot is boring as fuck.
On the plus side, it was short and never dragged on, and I want to fuck that rabbit. Easily the worst Disney 3D animation
>>67215162
it's going all out!
what do you call a camel with three humps?
>>67215276
A SJW camel
>>67215349
pregnant
I wish I could see what other people see when they say they want to fuck that rabbit. I mean, I'm not militantly anti-furshit or anything. I remember Nala. I just feel like I'm missing out.
>>67215395
Same I think its mostly shitposting
>>67213861
It's cute and has deeper, albeit sometimes clumsily explored, issues, it's well animated and there are some genuinely funny moments. Some jokes get dragged on too long and it's painfully obvious when Disney tries to get you to feel but that's par for the course.
6/10 movie, worth at least one watch, but not particularly special, and the music is nothing to write home about.
>>67215162
>animation is meh
You're trying too much
>>67213861
99% means that 99% of all reviews counted were favorable, not that all of the critics thought it was a 9/10 movie. You guys really should know this by now.
>>67215239
One of my issues with the movie is that the main characters stand out a bit too much.
Bunny only really hops in two scenes, but it's worthwhile waiting for when she does.
>>67215926
to me the whole plot stood out too much.
there were too many dialogs, too many voices, the movie gave no time to the photography and felt like there was none at all. i would've put at least a 20min moment of complete silence where i could observe the environment and actually feel the afliction Hopps feels.
>>67213861
>>67216328
is this the origin of this new meme pic?
It's decent. The first half it leans heavily on the "social agenda," and it gets easy to write off as SJW. It makes up for it in the second half, though, when itmakes everyone a shitty person deep down.
>>67213861
it's one last desperate leftist race-bait from the jewish film industry.
they see trump, le pen, et al. coming and they're terrified that they might not actually get away with killing off the white race.
>>67216730
Barely. The message is "don't be a dick"
>>67216764
never fucking reply to me again
>>67216792
What about your son?
>>67213861
It's SJW kike garbage, don't watch it. I'm glad /pol/ hates this film.
>>67216975
you'll have to ask my wife
You'll walk into a theather that reeks of cum and human fecal matter, surrounded by men in felt suits jerking eachother off.
"""Stealth""" furfag threads violate rule 2
>>67217140
>You'll walk into a theather that reeks of cum and human fecal matter
I don't know about you but my theater always smells like this. It might be the bomb sniffing dog because I've seen it shit twice in the middle of the aisle while security is doing rounds.
>>67217016
Name one SJW element about it.
>>67217227
>bomb sniffing dog
Is this like the falcons or is the for real?
>>67217016
When I went to watch this movie, there was literally 0 furry fags at all. No crappy merchandise, no fursuits, nothing. Same thing with SJW's, no colored hair fags, nothing. So clearly, you're memeing away, and thats not a good way of making people avoid something they could like
Besides, /pol/ doesn't matter at all, son
>>67217318
The falcons are a fucking meme. I live in Colorado so after the Aurora shooting and the Denver theater bombing all theaters have a security team that makes two or three rounds during every showing.
as much as i didn't want to see it because it seemed overhyped, i really enjoyed it. it was definitely a kid's movie but it was very thoughtful and well-handled. it was a kid's intro to noir, almost
>>67217339
Fuck off furfag.
>>67217385
Damn, that's kinda spooky. Also shitty that they let the dogs shit in the aisles.
>>67214203
>doll sized fuckbunny
hnnng i want one
>>67217464
WHERE DO I BUY THAT
>>67217433
They clean it up after the movie ends but the smell doesn't ever really go away. The german shepherd my theater has is cute at least, though they'll cuff you and kick you out if you try to pet him.
>>67217464
The one on the left at Walmart. The one on the right at BadDragon.com.
>>67217513
Meant for >>67217494
>>67217546
did you put a fleshlight in the bunny yet
>>67217464
Y'know, I think there could be market for a really nice, bendable, soft Hopps figure that you can fuck.
pretty visuals
meh everything else
same as every disney movie
>>67217628
but did you want to fuck that rabbit?
>>67217644
OF COURSH
>>67217668
she's a big bunny
>>67217603
bad dragon already sells the pussy. Shouldn't be hard to add it to the stuffed one.
>>67217464
Fuck off to /trash/ furfag
>>67217737
the hips and thighs should feel firm yet squishy tho
>>67217761
>>67217737
Yeah, I'm just saying if someone made one with a firm skeleton and a movie quality exterior, I would kickstart it and buy it and fuck it.
>>67215162
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
I don't get it, the bunny it's pretty popular here, but in other sites, everybody loves the fox. What Happen?
>>67218153
We don't need to pretend we don't want to fug the bunny
>>67217787
The free market will provide.
>>67213861
>>67214069
I seen it by myself. People will think you are a weirdo if you do.
But it's actually a entertaining movie with a bunch of adult references that I didn't even get. Just know some parts are cringy, but on the whole it's worth the money. Probably won't get a Frozen fanbase though.
>/tv/ mods in charge of moderating
DO NOT OPEN THIS!
>>67218470
>Probably won't get a Frozen fanbase though.
Thank god. The Frozen fanbase is garbage.
>>67214203
>tumblr chara design
>>67218918
>tfw teared up at this part
fuck me
Every freaking thread
So would you?
>>67214069
>>67213906
>implying it wasn't a group of children, and OP wasn't trying to convince them to see The Revenant
>>67219151
But that's not a unicorn.
I don't remeber Judy and Nick ride the mini-golf car
It's rare that a movie has a genuine heart like Zootopia. It's easy to write it off as forcing a message, but really, all good stories have a message. That's why people startes telling stories in the first place. And the message in Zootopia is just to accept people for who they are as individuals since everyon can be nice or mean at times.
The movie has some good laughs and a lot of sweet moments too. It's visually interesting and fun. It's in the top 3 disney movies and definately worth watching.
>>67219739
It's implied but never shown.
>>67219101
Fuck, I forgot how hard I used to laugh at this scene
>>67220190
Why is the fox character so likable? Is it because society secretly loves a foxy smug sly male?
It's been three days since I saw it and I finally stop that weird sadness that the movie isn't real
And I feel ashamed for ever having that feel
>>67220431
I didn't like him.
>>67220431
90% of the people who likes the fox is just because he's a fox and nothing else.
>>67220491
not all of us are autistic
These threads are horrible.
the fox is the most realistical pesimistic view I've ever seen in a movie. you could almost see schopenhauer written in his tail.
>>67220431
Because he's alpha and what most people watching kids movies want to be.
>>67220475
Me too. I felt the same way after seeing Avatar.
Zootopia 2 pretty much confirmed so... When? 2018? 2019?
>>67214203
dont dare me. I've fucked a cat, a bunny is even easier dont have claws
>>67213861
i hope you have kids tagging along faggot
adults who watch this shit in groups can go fuck themselves
>>67214792
Good post.
>>67221440
The question is not who will let me but who will stop me
>>67221570
>>67221642
Or each other. ^_-
>>67221661
I want to wrinkle her nose.
>>67220559
I like him because he was gang raped as a boy
>>67213861
Look at that opressive and deceptive pulling tricks on me! An innocent little bunny!
How come its only mammals? No birds, no reptiles etc
>>67223384
Not cute.
w-what happens if you call that number anons
>>67223467
Nothing happens, it's not real.
>>67220431
>Why is the fox character so likable?
He's Dreamworks-face for like the entire movie. They know that shit sells
>>67223460
Snakes are cuteuntil they eat mice
>>67223384
they mention bugs (using the flowers to keep them off the products) but in that universe for some reason bugs are still bugs and not anthropomorphic
Dunno where the birds and reptiles are - perhaps we'll see some in zootopia 2
L O V E
>>67223612
I'd buy a fox cock.
>>67223384
The consensus now is that the predators eat protein products made from fish and insects
A more interesting trivia is why there are wolves but no dogs?
As a weeaboo who has watched over 500 anime across 12 years I find westerners' furry obsession to be disgusting.
Watch some GOOD animation for once, fucking animal fuckers.
>>67221655
I wonder what Ayn Rand woudl think of her quote being used in this context
>>67224430
They just picked and choosed what they wanted, but I think they avoided most things obviously the result of selective breeding.
No domesticated dogs or cats, but I think I saw a modern pig.
>>67224463
What's some good furry animes.
Who was the hottest character?
I say that MILF snow leaopard newscaster
>>67223497
Totally agree. Weaselton is just this guy
They even make Breaking Bad references in that movie.
Still no one realizes the pig in the DMV scene is the best female of the movie
The prey and predator actually have more in common than small ones and big ones. Size is the real unreconcilable difference
How can they let the mouse build mini houses and roads inside their big city? And even let them drive their small and light cars on big roads?
>>67224502
Mrs. Otterton.
>>67224754
The little ones clearly had their own district that big animals were not supposed to go into.
>>67224502
>I say that MILF snow leaopard newscaster
Was there ever any doubt.
Her name is Annalise Winters, apparently.
>>67217444
>living breathing fleshlight
>can pick her up and plow her bunny cunny all night long
>>67224754
There are rodents literally building their cities in my house right now. Animals with different sizes have always live in the same habitat.
>>67224887
Thank you
>>67224887
that looks like my wife's fursona
>>67224854
But how about their cars parking next to sidewalk pavement and got blown away by winds?
You can even see a dash line along the pavement. How are you going to drive a big car at 10 mph while looking out for the dash line that is literally for ants?
>>67224992
FURSHITS OUT
>>67224631
Why are there breasts between some animals' two front legs? Are those tits? How many nipples do they have?
It's ridiculous how they say this movie is going to be different.
>>67224631
t h i s
>>67225009
That's the risk you take leaving your district.
>>67224992
any pics of your wife's son's fursona?
Its your basic disney movie.
/co/ is in conniptions over it because they're all furries.
Its entertaining and a little refreshing since its not your typical princess pile of shit.
>>67224631
Into the chubby ones, eh?
Freeze degenerates!
>>67225947
And her eyes are more normal compared to others. Others have eyes too big
>>67227007
But big eyes are cute. Who goes to a furry movie and picks the most human looking one?
>>67227377
Big eyes aren't animal looking either. It's just bad carton drawing.
>>67227427
Big eyes are indicative of youth. Young animals have disproportionately large eyes compared to their head. We're programmed to find this cute.
>>67227427
http://www.enkivillage.com/animal-with-big-eyes.html
And this >>67227462
The only odd eyes are the sheeps ones, but Bellwether, by the way, she is the only one with ugly teeth
>>67227630
It bothers me that her tits only have some wool. Should be all covered.
half in the bag when
>>67227683
I bet Rich loved it.
Do you think they'll mention "I wanna fuck the bunny" meme? Obviusly they go on 4chan.
>>67224887
>>67224502
Why are cats so sexy?
Why are there no dogs, cats, horses, pigs and cows in the movie?
>>67228040
There were pigs. Other than that no domesticated animals, ruins the going savage plotline.
>>67223120
I was almost expecting that when that scene camemy dick started getting hard then
It's fucking great. Honestly on my top 5 Disney movies of all time.
>>67223467
Any phone number that has 555 in the middle does not work. Phone companies did this so movies and tv shows can make up a phone number without accidentally using a real one and having that person receive unsolicited calls.
>>67224631
The best pig was the prison guard at the end. Too bad there's no picture of her online, she's a qt.
>>67215389
Hahaha... Hey Priscilla!
>>67227630
Bellwether's qt status comes entirely from her frumpy put-upon nerd A S T H E T I C and that voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPfbc3Hx1u4
>>67216436
No. It's years old
When are you gonna get your official Bad dragon knockoff merchandise?
>>67213861
Great movie imo, more of a family movie than kids movie (adults will like it too). The themes are understandable and humor is pretty good. Good pacing, good story, good animation, etc. Definitely worth the ticket price.
>>67227683
I don't think they'll review it. I thought I heard in one of their more recent videos one of them said they didn't like animated movies.
>>67228615
I am seriously debating either the Judy pussy or Nick dick.
>>67228040
There are wolves. Wolves are undomesticated dogs. There are no dogs because there are no humans around to domesticate them.
There are also no monkeys and penguins so you don't confuse it with Madagascar
>>67218118
>autism
>>67228775
Why not try both at once while wearing your favorite Bad Dragon knockoff apparel.
>>67224631
So Amy Schumer is in this?
>>67228587
Since when is a rabbit bigger than a sheep?
>>67218918
DELETE THIS
>>67228950
The same time they could start talking.
>>67228950
Dunno, but bunes can get pretty damn big.
I want edgy grimdark fanfiction about Judy hunting fucked up serial killers. Zootopia meets Se7en.
Spoilered for sick shit.
>>67229184
S-so do I....
True Detectives meets Zootopia.
Why was Judy as big as a mouse apartment bulding? Rabbits are like twice the size of mice not like 10X the size.
Zoo Detective
>>67223712
That bunny is everything I want in a woman. Kill me.
>>67229347
>Rabbits are like twice the size of mice
Have you seen either of these things in real life?
>>67229388
>Animal is the cruelest animal
>>67229408
>>67213906
He has a family, anon. Wait until it happens to you!
>antisemitism
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PZblXfEDnQtCENYogEuMe3a1YbHxg2jx2O513U2iNCM/pub
>>67229415
>>67229388
lolol wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiKn-vPXFCc
>>67229528
hahah awesome.
wew, this movie exposed so many closeted furry degenerates
>>67229536
Nigga, you haven't heard of Felidae? What about Secret of NIMH? Plague Dogs? Watership Down?
>>67229536
Furfag visuals are so aesthetic. Why? Am I a degenerate or have I transcended the next mankind frontier?
>>67229388
>>67229528
Is it pretty much like TD?
>>67229608
There's a reason why they're so popular beyond mere sex appeal.
>>67229536
>part of the movie includes driping acid onto animal heads burning through their skulls and killing them
>>67229649
>wierd cult shit
>vulgarity
>murder
>fucking
p much
>>67229671
hahahah cool.
>>67229608
What the fuck is furfag about talking animals?
If you can't enjoy anthropomorphized things without wanting to have sex with them then yes, you're a degenerate.
I hate furries for encouraging this line of thinking.
It's like women on steroids that convinced women that if they work out with weights that they'll gain 40 pounds of muscle.
>>67228587
Too bad she's a negress.
>hurr can I touch your hair
>>67229820
>sheep
>not der juden
>>67229797
I meant Zootopia, but Felidae definitely looks interesting. Looks like it belongs in the "TD, but not TD" list. btw is there such a list?
So old or new Judy?
>>67229921
New judy, with old judy's haircut.
>>67215389
>>67214203
Give me da buneeh.
>>67229921
The hair makes her look like a dyke like pic related so new judy is definately superior
>>67229408
I've had both of them as pets so yes.
>>67230604
Agreed.
>>67229408
>right click
>save as
I'm not a furry
>>67230983
yeah, neither are any of us here
>>67230983
Tormenting isn't it? It took me one week to get over it my first time, kid. You'll be just fine.
>you will never lick the bunny tummy
How old Judy in the movie? I fapped to her a couple of times, but recently it dawned on me that she's not a child in the movie. Kind of killed my boner, not gonna lie.
>>67231317
Well past high school, year of academy, probably 19 or so.
>>67231340
They shouldn't make characters so petite. Giving conflicting signals. Thankfully some furfag artists draw her as an actual loli, it's great.
>>67231317
I know. For record I never felt anything for her but I did thought she was a kid most of the time I watching it
>>67231317
21 I think. There was that scene where she was a kid, then "11 years later" is when the movie starts. She talks about wanting to be a cop since she was 10.I can't fap to her after seeing the movie since I like her platonically now
For me the hottest moment of movie is when Nick and Judy willingly play savage role play of predator and prey. It's something human actors can never do.
>>67231570
You know they totally do that in the bedroom now.
>>67220190
>It's rare that a movie has a genuine heart like Zootopia
Meanwhile in Dreamwork China
>>67220190
Zootopia has the d e e p e s t l o r e
There's so much potential
>>67231650
fuck no
>>67231650
>fart and fat jokes
lel no.
ITT: degenerates
>>67231715
Explain how exactly sex with animals is degenerate? As long as you don't harm the animal, and it's yours, it's completely normal.
>>67231687
A kind reminder that Kungfu Panda actually explored the relationship of goose adopting panda before Zootopia even gets a sequel to mention that
>>67231784
Only because Dreamworks has no shame and puts out as many shitty sequels as they can.
Question : this or Grimsby ?
>>67231836
This.
>>67220431
Because he was abused as a boy in a way with heavy sexual undertone
>>67220190
>And the message in Zootopia is just to accept people for who they are as individuals since everyon can be nice or mean at times.
Again. Mean while still in Dreamwork's ancient China, Poe the panda defied expectation and became Dragon Warrior
Not to mention the message in exactly the same wording is said in Madagascar 3 when they want to be a no-animal circus
>>67231979
Except Zootopia had good animation. And humor. And writing. And no Jack Black.
>>67232087
Granted. Where did your rare genuine heart go?
>>67224992
>furry wife
How'd you meet anon?
>>67232133
I don't know what a "rare genuine heart" is.
>>67231659
>Zootopia has the d e e p e s t l o r e
As much as I hate a work getting praise only because it has a bigger fandom
I have to say that I feel there is some truth in it.
kungfu panda, Madagascar, Surf Up and Ice Age are all limited in some ways.
Kungfu Panda has no maps, while Zootopia lavishly shows you around in the train scene when Judy got to the city. This is because Disney people designed more details to it, whether it's a result of genuine heart or having more money
>>67223525
>implying they're not cute when they eat mice too
too bad my snake got sick and died
>>67224992
FURRIEEEESSS OUUUUUT OF MY /KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DIE
>>67232764
Looks like residential evil
>>67231895
I wish there was a story or pic of him getting raped with that muzzle forced on him
it was kinda hot
>>67232791
Give me a day or two.
>>67215395
>>67215449
it is the animation style, and the voice of the rabbit combined with the general way the movie was overall. You see rabbit, but think woman.
confusing overlap. like seeing the color red spelled in blue ink.
>>67216273
It's a kid's movie, not some pretentious arthouse shit.
>>67217405
Ironic, seeing as /pol/tards have as big a persecution complex as furfags.
>>67221642
I work at a movie theater and I've seen plenty of teens/young adults walk into Zootopia without any kids
We don't really think it's weird, almost everybody likes disney movies, they aren't EXCLUSIVELY for children
fuck kids tho really they fuck up the theaters so bad it makes it a pain to clean
>>67233699
>fuck kids
mmm
>>67229851
Also look into Blacksad if you're into anthropomorphic animals solving crimes but with more edge and grit. It's Spanish and fucking fantastic.
>>67229921
that's even hotter
>>67219101
I only just realised that he's a damn good cartoonist for someone with severe mental retardation. Breaks my immersion a little.
>>67229003
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck
Please tell me this is real
>>67234662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Giant_rabbit
That bunny irl thou
>>67231251
That is dangerously close to diaper faggotry.
>>67237333
from the art style you can already see its typical furfag deviantart autism
>>67213956
I want to fug that bunny
>>67229184
>meets Se7en.
Judy is as insufferable as Joy
Both are vanity driven, career pushing, repeating regulations by heart, condescending (while Judy's is not obvious as there is a boss above her), manic or bipolar, forced cheerleading, drama queen and control freak
>>67213861
Just watched it for the second time, it was still great but the magic was a bit gone
Also I realized they droppedthe hint with the blueberry-meth ball swapfar too obviously in the movie.Nick even looks at the blueberries
>>67237943
Good for you. Wear that magic out. It's bad for you
>>67237969
I'll watch it the third time and still enjoy it, you big meanie
>>67231650
That's not even the worst thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDnRVKPjj8k
>>67231251
>tfw no daughter to do that to
>>67238007
Didn't try to be mean but I don't like movies playing magic on me so I always try to wear it off
