Forgive!
>>67212315
>me on the left
>>67212315
It's a real dude they fished somewhere, not a mask.
*camera on scarjo*
>yep, that's me
*record scratch*
>no no no, that's not me
*camera zooms out*
>THATS me
*teenage wasteland starts playing*
>ScarJo will never laugh at your peepee
>>67212894
I remember he did some documentary or something a while back.
>>67212315
Gave me feels that transcended the movie itself. This poor deformed guy put beside a physically gorgeous celebrity. The universe is random and cruel.
Fucking hated that cunt when he was on Tricks of the Restaurant Trade.
i've been wanting to watch this for a while and i don't know know what's preventing me from watching it.
Was that actually Scarlett nude in that film or was it digital body double or something?
>>67212315
scarjo was so fucking hot in this film
>>67213071
It's not all that great desu
It's good for a little while but it makes its point and then just meanders on for a while before eventually ending
ScarJo's ass looks fucking fantastic in it though
>>67213025
>beside a physically gorgeous celebrity
not really
>>67213042
lol yeah he would put me off my meal
THICK
THIIIIICKER
>>67212973
>you will never scrape scarjo's fake alien vagina with your weiner causing her to leak her black alien goo all over the bedsheets and freak the fuck out, walking away in complete shock.
Also I ran out of sad pepe pictures. Fuck my life.
>>67212315
As a brit, it was such a weird experience seeing her driving around these familiar, dreary British locations.
>>67213144
She's certainly a lot more conventionally attractive than him.
>>67213230
Tell me about that scottish accent. Do people just outside of Scotland have a hard time understanding it? I needed subtitles just to follow what they were saying, and sometimes it didn't help. It didn't happen while watching trainspotting.
>>67213264
Not for me as I'm from Newcastle, just over the border with Scotland and have a similar accent. Southern English might have some trouble understanding it.
>have the misfortune of being born in Glasgow
>walking down the street
>this qt pulls over in her van and asks you for directions
>she's clearly flirting with you
>asks you if you want a ride
wat do
>>67212315
Why do i believe the man is british
Did he finally get to Tesco's?
>>67212973
You're not the boss of me.
>>67213344
He is actually a 7/10 here.
>>67213336
Headbutt
>>67213319
>Not for me as I'm from Newcastle, just over the border with Scotland and have a similar accent.
Do you fuck you geordie cunt
>>67213336
>y-you too!
>she stares for a second in confusion and drives away
Is this what sex is like?
>>67213264
Glasgow accent is one if the strongest accents in Scotland, if not the strongest. Trainspotting is set in Edinburgh, generally a slightly easier accent (though not really in the rougher parts)
and forget
>>67213336
>I am a human being!
>>67213953
but are you a real human bean?
>>67213336
>she's clearly flirting with you
Get scared and suspicious immediately.
It was cool watching this in a big theater, a third of the audience walked out. I liked it but I can see why people didn't.
>>67213090
Was she really nude in that or what?
>>67213090
Eric Roberts was her body double
>>67214114
this, it's the only logical conclusion.
>>67213264
I live in the Midlands and can still understand Glaswegian accents just fine on the occasions that I've visited.
It's more difficult if they one of the Scots dialect term that I've not heard before. But often they don't use so many obscure dialect words when speaking to non-locals - in fact I think you can see that from the way they speak to ScarJo in the movie.
>>67213090
>>67214134
it was real, it's the only real reason the movie got so much exposure.
>>67212315
Do you think Scarjo gave him a kiss out of pity?
It's a decent flick at first viewing, but having found out the men that approach her during the van scenes are not actors, I must say it's a masterpiece.
>>67212315
I've met the guy on the left. He is pretty chill irl.
>>67212315
why are all british people so ugly?
>>67213025
This.
>>67213244
Is she really? I bet that guy gets tons of pussy with a face like that.
>>67212315
This movie killed my boner for Scarjo. Her body looks like shit. Why couldn't she have gotten naked in her prime?
>>67216676
she shat out some jewlets
